McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, December 09, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
^ Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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Striving to Please
A young subaltern joined a guards
depot, his upper lip as yet un
adorned with even the suspicion of
down. The adjutant sent for him.
“You must grow a mustache.”
“Yes, sir.”
“And not one of those Chaplin af
fairs—a proper mustache.”
“Yes, sir.”
The interview was finished, but
the subaltern did not move, so the
adjutant asked:
“Well, what more do you want?”
“Any particular color, sir?”
Silly
Anne—What fools some women
a re!
Nan—Why?
Anne—Well, if you give your hus
band too much rope, can you blame
him if he skips?—The Pathfinder.
Down on the Farm
Si Lowe—Right smart wind last
night, Eph. Blew th’ roof right off
my barn. Damage yer roof any?
Eph—Can’t tell, Si. Hain’t found
the barn yit.
TEAM PLAY
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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JUST like A SCOT AND
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Increased Use of Soap
Between 1919 and 1929 adver
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soap consumption in the United
States 50 per cent. The per capita
consumption in the United States
is 24 pounds a year, and in Europe
it is 4 pounds.
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Man the Captain
Each man makes his own ship
wreck.—Lucanus.
A Three Days’ Cough
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