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N McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS .ZLlUzz 7 — so I'VE <soT »T ALL FIGURED OUT I TAKE' THE EARLIER BUS AVOID TH& i- JAM AMD NOT J WORRY A BOUT J- Getting to f Work on time — —IF i’m Going lb Get up A HALF Hour earlier./ I'm Goins- to set ready to TURN IN NOW — 'OKAV— |,LL Bf iap later. BY shaving- "Ionk^ht I'LL BE SURE TO BE able To <?et the EARLY BUS Early to Bed nm o WAKE Lip!!! vou fOR&oT To SET THE ALARM/ YoU JUST HAVE 'TO CATCH THE USUAL BUS- IF YOU HURRY' >r) ^ $ ($UA& You HAVE. IN SOM NW A WHEN YOU aNT SLEE? EVEN WHEN iT >S TiME To G&T up S’MATTER POP— Hoover Should Si^n Up Pop By C. M. PAYNE I KNOW HoW To wi^blcK « An! I Know tfow To ^fooT CcTPS W+lA'r Kimt? 'of A <&AN4 OF | L.OW “I50VJKJ Tou6HSJ 3Dc>Oome] -HaveT»|e. KaJS y MAW STu^ Am^; out. L-fSeew T MAW S'T”LI FP © Bell Syndicate.—WWj service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Did Pa Miss Any Excitement? 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MILLAR WATT is YOU KNOW, COLONEL, YOU CAN’T RIDE A BICYCLE — — IF YOU’RE ALWAYS THINKING OF YOUR BALANCE/ <0 tseu syndicate.—WNU Service. \4 The Curse of Progress J - l 1 |U L ja>£- ’ r* * OO-V* -- CtO/ VOU WERE rr was so-o TWRILUUG wmew MOO MADE THAT LAST HOME-RUtJ- ER-1 MEAKJ-- TOUCMOOWVy OD-t*.frl. ... 'OUEASOW//>/ Poser “You’ve been out with worse-look ing fellows than I am, haven’t you?” She did not reply. “I said, you’ve been out with worse-looking fellows than I am, haven’t you?’’ “I heard you the first time. 1 was trying to think.”—Cornell Wid ow. A Hard Night *T shall put you fellows in this room,” said the host. “You’ll have a comfortable night I’m sure be cause the room has a feather bed.” At 2 o’clock in the morning one of the guests awoke his companion. “Change places with me, Dick,” he groaned. “It’s my turn to lie on the feather.” An Intellectual Benefit “Do you think it worth while to send your boy Josh to college?” “Yes,” replied Farmer Corntos- sel. “Even if he doesn’t learn much he’ll get amongst people who can prove to him there are a few things he doesn’t know.” RESPITE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Ask Me .Another A A General Quiz 1. Is gasoline a stronger explo sive than dynamite? 2. How many acres of floor space are there in the Capitol in Washington, D. C.? 3. Is it true that the Golden Gate bridge would sink instantly if it should be destroyed by enemy bombardment? 4. How does a nautical mils compare with a land mile? 5. Why is Wall street so called? 6. What kind of a government has Italy now? 7. What is the record length ol time that any one has ever at tended college? 8. Has the Netherlands two cap itals and if so why? Answers 1. According to Dr. George Granger Brown of the University of Michigan, gasoline as an ex plosive has 10 times the explosive power of dynamite. 2. The building has a floor area of 14 acres. The structure stands in a park of nearly 50 acres. The dome is 387 feet in height. 3. It is designed so that it would immediately sink to the bottom of the channel and not congest the harbor. 4. It is almost 800 feet longer than a land mile. 5. A wall, the northerly defense of the city, once ran along it. 6. Italy is now referred to as a corporative state. The legislative powers of parliament were sur rendered to the council of corpor ations, set up January 18, 1934. Mussolini is the head of this. 7. It is said to be that of the late William Cullen Bryant Kemp. 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