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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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Poser
“You’ve been out with worse-look
ing fellows than I am, haven’t you?”
She did not reply.
“I said, you’ve been out with
worse-looking fellows than I am,
haven’t you?’’
“I heard you the first time. 1
was trying to think.”—Cornell Wid
ow.
A Hard Night
*T shall put you fellows in this
room,” said the host. “You’ll have
a comfortable night I’m sure be
cause the room has a feather bed.”
At 2 o’clock in the morning one
of the guests awoke his companion.
“Change places with me, Dick,”
he groaned. “It’s my turn to lie
on the feather.”
An Intellectual Benefit
“Do you think it worth while to
send your boy Josh to college?”
“Yes,” replied Farmer Corntos-
sel. “Even if he doesn’t learn much
he’ll get amongst people who can
prove to him there are a few things
he doesn’t know.”
RESPITE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Ask Me .Another
A A General Quiz
1. Is gasoline a stronger explo
sive than dynamite?
2. How many acres of floor
space are there in the Capitol in
Washington, D. C.?
3. Is it true that the Golden Gate
bridge would sink instantly if it
should be destroyed by enemy
bombardment?
4. How does a nautical mils
compare with a land mile?
5. Why is Wall street so called?
6. What kind of a government
has Italy now?
7. What is the record length ol
time that any one has ever at
tended college?
8. Has the Netherlands two cap
itals and if so why?
Answers
1. According to Dr. George
Granger Brown of the University
of Michigan, gasoline as an ex
plosive has 10 times the explosive
power of dynamite.
2. The building has a floor area
of 14 acres. The structure stands
in a park of nearly 50 acres. The
dome is 387 feet in height.
3. It is designed so that it would
immediately sink to the bottom of
the channel and not congest the
harbor.
4. It is almost 800 feet longer
than a land mile.
5. A wall, the northerly defense
of the city, once ran along it.
6. Italy is now referred to as a
corporative state. The legislative
powers of parliament were sur
rendered to the council of corpor
ations, set up January 18, 1934.
Mussolini is the head of this.
7. It is said to be that of the
late William Cullen Bryant Kemp.
Returning to college at approxi
mately forty years of age, he took
courses in almost every school
and department of Columbia uni
versity up to the age of seventy.
His degrees included A. B., A. M.,
Ph. D., LL. B., LL. M., M. E.,
E. E., C. E. and Phar. G.
8. In reality, it has not. Am
sterdam is the capital and The
Hague is the seat of government.
The term, capital, does not carry
the same meaning associated with
it in the American mind. It con
notes merely a chief city or me
tropolis.
Advertising Reduced Cost
A third of a century ago tha
price of the cheapest automobile
was about $5,000. Today a much
better car can be bought for
around $700. Advertising created
demand, demand created mass
production, with many times the
number of jobs, and mass pro
duction improved the quality and
reduced the price.
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