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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 28, 1937 S THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS e w« Now, PLEASE, DON'T PASS ANV MORE* FOOD TO ME— YOU KKIOVSJ IM TRYUsKS*. TO CUT DONNKJ MY BLOOD 'srj A Catch to It MS QuaK WH©J LOCK YOUR , PANTR/, ARC Vod BOLT/MG- . Yol) c> . Food 2, SCATTER POP— Got Any of These Around Your House? By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By s. l. huntley That Would Be One Solution ^PlFTL&S A*ueLPlW OUT TOOAV Os/GR TO ousv oee restauqanjt, aw zwsuki ootsies jo eojKiCv go ini ant em Y OF THE FORCE mended this broken! COMB— NOVM T'PUT it SOMEPUACe TO DRY— 1 SAID BRING MC A ORDER WILD ODCK! OF CfeRE And Save Su*v Bee RECTAORAfcr 7 f«*oi>vrieht, l*v K. L. Huntley, Lolly (5ag>- ^■voo SMOOtO ^yiSUPPOSC wave seeMivieiMCBusat commotiokj f hit tub Ouftuo€» . BAILOOM I MO, THE DAUOONI DID By Tad OXoafUin ® *7 W« Mark Rec. I*. «. Pat. OffI<e> Gummed Up .,1,1,1 ,-L- r me JXWS h BE SHTUCK..V \\!/^; oh^ yet have USED TH* GLU£ / FER TOOTHPASTE- NOW DON'T YEt PARE T'OpiN YER MOUTH T‘BLAME ME/ ^ ^OOLOJX/^P pWME/ Yei. maV FAVOR A CERTAIN KOIND O' GLUE BUT YET. SELDlM SHTICK POP-" Advice to an Artist By J. MILLAR WATT DO YOU THINK I OUGHT TO „ PAINT NATURE AS 1 SEE IT ? PROVIDED YOU DONV SEE IT AS YOU PAINT IT/ © Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service. Following Instructions “Great Scott!’’ said Mr. Newly wed, seeing broken crockery all over the floor. “Whatever has hap pened?’’ Mrs. Newlywed explained: “This cookery book says that an old cup without a handle will do for meas uring—and it’s taken me 11 tries to get a handle off without break ing the cup.” Pie for Breakfast A traveling salesman stopped at a small Vermont hotel for breakfast. The waitress asked him what he’d like for his breakfast. “Have you cooked breakfast foods?’’ he in quired. “Yes, indeed.” “What kinds have you?” “Open-face, criss-cross and kiv- ered—all apple.” Happily Married Mistress—Is you daughter happily married, Sapphira? Sapphira—Yassum; she’s got a husband dat’s skeered to death of her. 0 TRAY SERVICE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS 1 WAtfS H HI€H-CHAIR FOR- HH. SUPPER OKI NEtf KtfEMPY IS A IMTlE SURPRISED WHEW HE RAISES HW IW BACK OF HiS HEAD \ ■Y BtaWSIb RE6REf rr BECAUSE EACH -TIME he LET'S 60 OF 1RAV IT6II/ES HIM ATAP OW HEAD WRI&fcttS UNDER AT LAST FREES TOOT BUT FINDS LEFT W< LEAVES OWE TOOf STiLL WRIST IS NOW HELD FAST PINIONED (Coprri*»rt. «»1». hr Th, Bell Syndicate. Inc.) 6ET6 INTERESTED IW -TRAV- BAN6IN6. RAISES If AS HIGH AS HE CAW AWD LETS rf DROP II / ' ; I » SaUlRMS AROUND TRVIW6 TO 6tT OH OTHER SIDE OF -TCAY A6AIN MOTHER AN© SUPtfR ARRIVE AND ALHSU/ELLTfeAlW Somebody Else First Typist—I’m ^oing out to night with an Irishman. Second Typist—Oh, really? First Typist—No. O’Brien. First Step “Today’s my wife’s birthday,'* said the manager to his assistant. “I want her to be very happy when I go home this evening. Can you suggest anything?” “Yes, sir; I’d suggest you re move that lipstick from youi ear.” MODERN WAR When shopping this morning I called at a shop for vegetables. A boy just over fourteen years came to serve. I asked for one pound of Spanish onions. With a look of surprise, he said: “Ain’t got any, lady; they ain’t got time to dig ’em up. Don’t you know there’s a fight on in Spain?”— Exchange. f A scientist says that fish shrink after death. Not when it’s an angler who lands them. Before or After First Clubman—I wish I was dead. Second Clubman—Can't you marry her—or did you? 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