McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, October 28, 1937, Image 7
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Following Instructions
“Great Scott!’’ said Mr. Newly
wed, seeing broken crockery all
over the floor. “Whatever has hap
pened?’’
Mrs. Newlywed explained: “This
cookery book says that an old cup
without a handle will do for meas
uring—and it’s taken me 11 tries
to get a handle off without break
ing the cup.”
Pie for Breakfast
A traveling salesman stopped at a
small Vermont hotel for breakfast.
The waitress asked him what he’d
like for his breakfast. “Have you
cooked breakfast foods?’’ he in
quired.
“Yes, indeed.”
“What kinds have you?”
“Open-face, criss-cross and kiv-
ered—all apple.”
Happily Married
Mistress—Is you daughter happily
married, Sapphira?
Sapphira—Yassum; she’s got a
husband dat’s skeered to death of
her.
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First Typist—I’m ^oing out to
night with an Irishman.
Second Typist—Oh, really?
First Typist—No. O’Brien.
First Step
“Today’s my wife’s birthday,'*
said the manager to his assistant.
“I want her to be very happy
when I go home this evening. Can
you suggest anything?”
“Yes, sir; I’d suggest you re
move that lipstick from youi
ear.”
MODERN WAR
When shopping this morning I
called at a shop for vegetables.
A boy just over fourteen years
came to serve. I asked for one
pound of Spanish onions. With a
look of surprise, he said: “Ain’t
got any, lady; they ain’t got time
to dig ’em up. Don’t you know
there’s a fight on in Spain?”—
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A scientist says that fish shrink
after death. Not when it’s an
angler who lands them.
Before or After
First Clubman—I wish I was
dead.
Second Clubman—Can't you
marry her—or did you?
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Duties and Virtue
The truly virtuous man fulfils
his duties in their order, and
makes the small give way to the
great duties.—Joubert.
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There never was a good war or
a bad peace.—Franklin.
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Try "Rab-My-Tluat"—World’p
Wise and Otherwise
They call it horse-sense because
it's knowing when to say “nay.’*
Up to thirty a girl wants a man
with a future. Over forty, she wants
a future with a man.
Have you heard about the gold
orospeetor who couldn’t sleep nights?
It seems he had a lode on his mine.
Holiday cruelty: Man takes his
wife into cave with an echo so that
she can’t have the last word.
A physical culture expert recom
mends wrestling as an aid to health.
“A grapple a day means no doctor
to pay”?
Cautionary tale: There was a girl
who finished up as an old maid be
cause she wouldn’t stop talking long
enough to let anyone propose to her.