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' 4? ■ McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE t Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne r Vnimm Cut Short — BUT I SOST COME OUT OF TH # HOSP | SAID NO/ I POM’T WANT TO HFAR ANY MORE- BEAT^ IT/ some Pests, These TRAmps— oho, FANisjy i SEEMS To HAVE OME AT THE KlTCHEKl DOOR* E — AND APifeR They Took out me Tonsils an' adenoids, Thev snatched me appends- -7" — I HAD TvajEnTY C^ALL STONES REMOVED AND den the/ pulled all. MV BACK teeth c?JT- what did I TELL YOU 2 THAT’LL BE enough out OP YOU/ /vIoulda' SUBS EON be A MOVIE OPERATOR IF THEY made a Film of a HOSPITAL CLINIC 2 SCATTER POP— Has Anyone Got Data on This Kinda Case? By C. M. PAYNE uont-Muht Do MY -HuHT, won’t+1u1LT! a, L c c* V. cr | >* / - V) © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. ^rlESCAL IKE b 7 s. l huhtlev 1 3AVS * WUaxCMA LAOG>UIKJ about*-. AM* ME SAVS/l ALLUS LAUSH WMETNJ l SEE .vSOMETUlfsj' PUMMVl ToMa f*'on»rluht. ce It Brief MS//7??-* /fjytA* 8. l» Huntley. Trade Mark Keg. V. *. Tat. Olfli-e) FINNEY OF THE FORCE Presto! WHUT'S TH 1 CHARGE, ^ OFFICER ? Fraud-am RESISTiNG- A OFFICER, SARGE VIS? AN' WHliT HAVE Yez TO SAY FER« YERSELF < iris a lie/ such charges again!ST ME— me the great triko, The / magicianI 1 7 TELL it To TH' JEDGE 1C7MORRER— TAKE him AWAY, OFFICER "7" 'oka/ FLATFOot/ am* MIGHT I CHECK MY HAT AND TOPCOAT WITH YOU? MAGI SHUN $ Be ALLUS LiP To SOM& , SORT O -TricKer/ POP— Between the Leaves By J. MILLAR WATT THERE'S a FISH IN THIS BOOK. FOR THAT WASHES ITS YOUNG OH ? HOW DOES IT DRY THEM ? © Ben Syndicate.—WNTJ Service. The Curse of Progress HELLO , HARVEY— HAV/AJO JUST A GORGEOUS TIME HERE #/ MPPAAJEE— I'M SEUD/UG YOU A FEU/ SK/APSUOTS WHICH U/E TOOK. THE OTHER AAV—-THE FELLOW tU/TH HIS ARM AROoMO ME IS THE CARE-TAKER'S SOU AMD HE'S JUST TOO CUTE FOR WORDS—WELL. I MUST RUSH OFF MOW.-WE'RE OCX AS6 HUC/AJCi—HOWRE TH/AJOS RACK HOME — DOROTHY ^TAY rr>r>H0*. w. m. e> 1/ OuR IMAGIUATIOU SURE COULD RUM AWAY WITH .US IAIHEIS WE GOT A LETTER FROM OOP. BEST GAL AiA/AV OAJ A VACAT/OU —■ Soleless Soul A backwoods woman, the soles ol whose feet had been toughened by a lifetime of sholessness, was stand ing in front of her cabin fireplace one day when her husband ad dressed her: “You’d better move your foot a mite, maw, you’re standin’ on a live coal.” Said she, nonchalantly: “Which foot, paw?”—U. S. Coast Guard. Wavy “Here comes the parade. Where’s Aunty?” “She’s upstairs, waving her hair.” “Goodness, can’t we afford a flag? ”—Varieties. Playing Safe Hotel Clerk—Inside or outside room, sir? Guest (from the prairies)—Inside, i guess. It looks like rain. Lady, How Could You “Captain, is this a good ship?” “Why, madam—this is her maid en voyage1” BEDFELLOWS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS K. 5K0661K IKTO BED WITH ARM AROUND HIS rUZZV P06 BEFORE 60IK6 lb SLEEP TALKS OVER El/EKTS DAV BOWS Tb 6Ef PROWSV IlV REALI2IK6 IS MKMN6 EXPLORES BLANKETS DISCOVERS FOZZV V06 ON FLOOR WHERE HE HAS TALLER FROM CRB AFTER INEFFECTUAL ATTEMPT 10 SET HIM HIMSELF, SUM MONS HELP MOTHER GOMES W AND RE STORES FU22V DOS TO HIS EMBRACE GOES HAPPILV TO SLEEP, Fu22Y DCS SPENDING THE HIGHf UNDER HIS MASTER'S TUMMY -fCapyriglit. If!?, by The Bell Syndicate, lac.) Making Chair Set Is Really Pleasure Something different in crochet— a chair or davenport s -1 crocheted in strips! One strip makes an arm rest, three a chair back, five a davenport back. Once you’ve made one, just keep repeating— Pattern 1470 * join them together and you’re ready to work a transformation on your furniture! String works up quickly, and is durable. Pattern 1470 contains directions for mak ing a strip 5V4. by 12% inches; iH lustrations of it and of all stitches used; photograph of section of strip; material requirements; sug gestions for a variety of uses. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Please write your name, address and pattern number plainly. Learn by Imitation It is by imitation, far more than by precept, that we learn every thing; and what we learn thus, we acquire not only more effec tually, but more pleasantly. This forms our manners, our opinions, our lives.—Burke. QUICK! STOP CHILLS AND FEVER! Take This Good Old Medicine for Malaria! When you've got chills and fever, you want real and ready relief. You don’t want to go through the usual old misery. Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic is what you want to take for Malaria. This is no new-fangled or untried preparation, but a medicine of proven merit. 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