McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, September 09, 1937, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 9, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
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Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
r Vnimm
Cut Short
— BUT I
SOST COME
OUT OF TH #
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| SAID NO/
I POM’T WANT TO
HFAR ANY MORE-
BEAT^ IT/
some Pests, These
TRAmps— oho, FANisjy i
SEEMS To HAVE OME
AT THE KlTCHEKl DOOR*
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— AND APifeR They
Took out me Tonsils
an' adenoids, Thev
snatched me appends-
-7"
— I HAD TvajEnTY
C^ALL STONES
REMOVED AND
den the/ pulled
all. MV BACK
teeth c?JT-
what did I
TELL YOU 2
THAT’LL BE
enough out
OP YOU/
/vIoulda'
SUBS EON
be A MOVIE
OPERATOR
IF THEY
made a
Film of a
HOSPITAL
CLINIC 2
SCATTER POP— Has Anyone Got Data on This Kinda Case?
By C. M. PAYNE
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© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Presto!
WHUT'S TH 1
CHARGE, ^
OFFICER ?
Fraud-am
RESISTiNG-
A OFFICER,
SARGE
VIS? AN' WHliT
HAVE Yez TO
SAY FER«
YERSELF <
iris a lie/
such charges
again!ST ME—
me the great
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TELL it To TH' JEDGE
1C7MORRER— TAKE
him AWAY, OFFICER
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FLATFOot/
am* MIGHT I
CHECK MY HAT
AND TOPCOAT
WITH YOU?
MAGI SHUN $
Be ALLUS
LiP To
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POP— Between the Leaves
By J. MILLAR WATT
THERE'S a FISH IN THIS BOOK.
FOR THAT WASHES
ITS YOUNG
OH ?
HOW DOES IT
DRY THEM
?
© Ben Syndicate.—WNTJ Service.
The Curse of Progress
HELLO , HARVEY— HAV/AJO JUST A
GORGEOUS TIME HERE #/ MPPAAJEE—
I'M SEUD/UG YOU A FEU/ SK/APSUOTS
WHICH U/E TOOK. THE OTHER AAV—-THE
FELLOW tU/TH HIS ARM AROoMO ME
IS THE CARE-TAKER'S SOU AMD HE'S
JUST TOO CUTE FOR WORDS—WELL.
I MUST RUSH OFF MOW.-WE'RE OCX AS6
HUC/AJCi—HOWRE TH/AJOS RACK HOME —
DOROTHY
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1/ OuR IMAGIUATIOU SURE COULD
RUM AWAY WITH .US IAIHEIS WE GOT
A LETTER FROM OOP. BEST
GAL AiA/AV OAJ A VACAT/OU —■
Soleless Soul
A backwoods woman, the soles ol
whose feet had been toughened by
a lifetime of sholessness, was stand
ing in front of her cabin fireplace
one day when her husband ad
dressed her:
“You’d better move your foot a
mite, maw, you’re standin’ on a
live coal.”
Said she, nonchalantly: “Which
foot, paw?”—U. S. Coast Guard.
Wavy
“Here comes the parade. Where’s
Aunty?”
“She’s upstairs, waving her hair.”
“Goodness, can’t we afford a
flag? ”—Varieties.
Playing Safe
Hotel Clerk—Inside or outside
room, sir?
Guest (from the prairies)—Inside,
i guess. It looks like rain.
Lady, How Could You
“Captain, is this a good ship?”
“Why, madam—this is her maid
en voyage1”
BEDFELLOWS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
K.
5K0661K IKTO BED WITH
ARM AROUND HIS rUZZV P06
BEFORE 60IK6 lb SLEEP TALKS
OVER El/EKTS DAV
BOWS Tb 6Ef PROWSV
IlV REALI2IK6
IS MKMN6
EXPLORES BLANKETS
DISCOVERS FOZZV V06 ON
FLOOR WHERE HE HAS TALLER
FROM CRB
AFTER INEFFECTUAL ATTEMPT
10 SET HIM HIMSELF, SUM
MONS HELP
MOTHER GOMES W AND RE
STORES FU22V DOS TO HIS
EMBRACE
GOES HAPPILV TO SLEEP, Fu22Y
DCS SPENDING THE HIGHf UNDER
HIS MASTER'S TUMMY
-fCapyriglit. If!?, by The Bell Syndicate, lac.)
Making Chair Set
Is Really Pleasure
Something different in crochet—
a chair or davenport s -1 crocheted
in strips! One strip makes an arm
rest, three a chair back, five a
davenport back. Once you’ve
made one, just keep repeating—
Pattern 1470 *
join them together and you’re
ready to work a transformation on
your furniture! String works up
quickly, and is durable. Pattern
1470 contains directions for mak
ing a strip 5V4. by 12% inches; iH
lustrations of it and of all stitches
used; photograph of section of
strip; material requirements; sug
gestions for a variety of uses.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York,
N. Y.
Please write your name, address
and pattern number plainly.
Learn by Imitation
It is by imitation, far more than
by precept, that we learn every
thing; and what we learn thus,
we acquire not only more effec
tually, but more pleasantly. This
forms our manners, our opinions,
our lives.—Burke.
QUICK! STOP
CHILLS AND
FEVER!
Take This Good Old
Medicine for Malaria!
When you've got chills and fever,
you want real and ready relief. You
don’t want to go through the usual
old misery.
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic is
what you want to take for Malaria.
This is no new-fangled or untried
preparation, but a medicine of
proven merit.
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic con
tains tasteless quinidine and iron.
It quickly relieves the chills and
fever and also tends to build you
up. That’s the double effect you
want.
The very next time you have an
attack of chills and fever, get
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic and
start taking it at once. All drug
stores sell Grove’s Tasteless Chill
Tonic, 50c and $1. The latter size
is the more economicaL
Worse Fortune
Fear of the future is worse than
one’s present fortune.—Quintilian.
YOU CAN THROW CARDS
IN HIS FACE /
ONCE TOO OFTEN i
W HEN you have those awful
cramps; when.your nerves
are all on edge—don’t take it out
on the man you love.
Your husband can’t possibly
know how you feel for the simple
reason that he is a man.
A three-quarter wife may bo
no wife at all if she nags her hus
band seven days out of every
month.
For three generations one woman
baa told another how to go “smil
ing through” with Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s Vegetable Compound. It
helps Nature tone up the system,
thus lessening the discomforts from
the functional disorders which
women must endure iy the three
ordeals of life: 1. Turning from
girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre
paring for motherhood. 3. Ap
proaching “middle age.”
Don’t be a three-quarter wife,
take LYDIA E. PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND and
Go “Smiling Through.”
m CHEERFUL CHERUB
Ifn lonesome, ri$kt 1:Hi$
% minute.
Ive Cot ’tine blue,*
It t'tke.s e. strong,
deep TY&ture. ***
To feel so nice end
sed.
R.Te %w !