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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 26, 1937 T THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne 0 W«at«ra Newspaper D# At the Peak BV the wav- Did VOO SE E TWE DOCTOR. TODAY 2 i ) ^>srrs- To ^^,r OTOKi "y The doctor WOULD BE r^ALWAVS COME Eol \ hi^m—wny To% \ THE MOUMTA.HS? To THE^ MOUMTAlMS The gVERCiSE- CUMBIMG- MOUMTAlM Trails— The air . OF A Hits HER ALTiTdDE— WELL-HO\aI 'BOOT (sETTlKj C5 INI A BIT OF- PRACTISE? CLIMB UPSTAIRS AMD *5EE HOW MUCH AIR IS _ :OMlM<5- INI THE BEDRCXDM WIKI DOWS JoslE TALKlMCr PO'N^T A moumtmnI RESORT A L WAVS HAS iS The CUMB IT ^MATTER POP— A Saxophone Otta Be a Moneymaker Also By C. M. PAYNE VtHf&E.. 9 MAT) B. A LOX-TA >MB.Y MV ^>TTUM AU-RCA^V MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Tourist Information AM WOW FUR IS WIT IF TW' DADGUMMED CeOW WASTA WALIcT \ am" tote, a nuRNi saddle —r FINNEY OF THE FORCE ^ -j- ^unr/h- j/9yj Irv *. U. Huntley, Tr*de Mark Ref. V. S. Pat. 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