McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, August 26, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, AUGUST 26, 1937
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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POP— Foolish Question
By J. MILLAR WATT
English Lesson
It was Timothy’s first day at
school. He walked up to the teach-
er’s desk and announced: *T ain’t
got no pencil!”
Shocked at his expression, the
teacher explained, “Oh, Timothy, I
have no pencil.”
A sympathetic look crossed the
small boy’s face, and he replied:
“You ain’t either? Well, we’re both
in the same fix.”
Discreet
Young Man—Why do you keep a
parrot?
Very Old Man—Because I like to
hear it talk. The parrot is the only
creature gifted with the power of
speech that is content to repeat just
what it hears without trying to make
a long story of it.
A Baptismal!
Minister (at baptism)—What is the
baby’s name, please?
Father (proudly)—Robert William
Montgomery Morgan Maxwell.
Minister (to assistant)—More wa
ter, please.—Wall Street Journal.
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By GLUYAS WILLIAMS j
10
Srfb Wlfrt SCHOOL BOOK,
MUMMIH& AND WAVING WITH
SOME MARBLES IN HIS FREE
HAND
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and finds a NEWPosifiM
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WHICH HAS ROLLED OOt OF
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The more honesty a man has,
the less he affects the air of a
saint. The affectation of sanctity
is a. blotch on the face of piety.—
Lavater.
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