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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMiCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 22, 1937 the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS 87 Osborn* • V«tan u«1m WGIL-THIS . HEATS <foT me/ I'M NOT (jOINCt To move ‘Till it (SETS COOLER | WOULDN'T LIFT A FINDER To DO A THING-/ Too hot for anv^ EFFORT S SOU GET BACK— I WANT THAT PARER / Hot Off the Press YOU HAD IT First last night/ its my turn* tonight Qua** no matter the , season]. The weather is always hot news SWATTER POP— Migosh, Maw! That’s What You Wanted! By C. M. PAYNE I M me. ^4 AT ©B«1I Sjmdlrat*.—WNIT fl«rvlee MESCAL IKE n, s.l. huntley Those Pesky Tourists Again BATES VUwW^I MIS3CV5 MAO A HEAP, OP WEXJS T' NBAM, BUT TUSV AUL. BOUT ST 'S PVJKJNJV MOW COME?, LAVINJ* T DAOGUMMED AUTV-MOBILES] f # ^WELL, ive GOT A eovN FfflEwD WHO TUikJ<3 HE SHOULD BS ALLOUJED ID HTAtiE CCEATIOO OVER/ S©-4CH£?v fCopyrtsht. If97 by 8. lb Huntley. Trade Mark Ref. U, 8. Pat. Office) loll^ GcL^5S AS YOUR. 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SEE Him A6AIN TniTE*. \ Don’t TiSust rim- Whv DO NT He walk /MTo Camp Like a Man- 'stead of* MEETiY Ya out ia» -TH' Bushes after Dark ? r. ©CONC- Ya BouT e/haust K Patience— VA saw Him STEALIM CATTLE WITH CeP 6©l£S - WMV DonTCMA SLIP a (?oPE ’ISound His Heck c AN’ ©Ping HlH ■“ "* N CAUSE- I KNovJ vJifrtEfis, IS ON TH* Blithers-bah/ TH* ONLY SQUACE THiN& he knows is th‘ Back END OF A CHUCK l/VACoH — 6urT GO AHEAD An’ MEET HIM ThUTE — iK he cuts Yep -Thcoat- ceh ember-i told YASO \ 'Wl The Curse of Progress i ; HAIW.U1 SUflVif- r ' - - • <» , *• "-I Aunty Septic? “Never, never, never,” said the teacher, “kiss animals. Can any body tell me the dangers of such a practice?” Susie’s hand shot up. “1 can, teacher,” she cried. “My Auntie used to kiss her pet Pekel” Teacher smiled encouragingly. “Well—?” “The Peke died!” Easy Way “Stop!” thundered the man in the barber’s chair who was having his hair trimmed. “Why do you insist upon telling me those horrible, blood-curdling stories?” “I’m sorry, sir,” said the barber, “but when I tell stories like that, the hair stands up on end and makes it much easier to cut, sir.” Exactly Cook (to assistant on entering gal ley and seeing stew had boiled over) —1 told you to notice when the stew boiled over. Assistant—1 did. sir. it boiled over at exactly 10:31.—U. S. N. A. Log \ TUB SINGING By GLUYAS WILLIAMS CALLS UP Nl»-WlMPie BEFORE BPEAKFASf 1o SEfflE EEfAlli or CoM- MlKEE MEEDSfe HERON-friE LIKE JOSl'FA HUSBAND StWKs SIK6IK6 IN HIS WRIK6 BRIEF LULL HEARS MRS. WlMpLE ItlL HER NOf 1b SHOD* SO. SHE HUR1'HER EARS ASKS MRS. WIMPLE 1b SRV I'HPrf All over A6AIK PLEASE,she COULDN'T" HEAR r S11LL TAILING lb HEAR BELLOWS 1b HUSBAND FUR PltV'S SAKE 1"0 STOP HIG S1N6IW6 6E1b RAlfLED 8V HUS BAND'S RESUMIH6 SIN6- IW6, AND SHRIEKS SHE WASN'f SHOUflKS AiHER BUI A1 HUSBAND EVEKfUAUV MAKES HUSBAND HEAR, AMD BEfclNS CONVERSAlibK OVER AGAIN AMID PEACE AND aWEf REALIZES FROM SUDDEN CLAMOR WOfHER END OF LINE IkAl MR. WlM' PIE HAS StARFED SlKC" |N6 IN fUB. HANGS OP (OepyHl^V >837. by Th« B«n •m&QMU. Tme.) Baskets of Lace For Chair Set Isn’t it exciting to think that with your own crochet hook you can fashion a chair or buffet set as lovely and practical as thir basket design? A bit of string helps do the trick, giving it dura bility beyond compare. Even a beginner can do this simple filet m m «•«< ’ • •• • •• •• I il——mmmm ■ •• •• ■■ •! M®TT-.®--- ■ a »o ae^a ®va. S“SKM *«cfiSE5S3 *■ ^ ..■NLa «Aa *A*..| ..••■■V ■■ aa ar -a.y.B., B»A>a_ _a, a.~.a a -■a aa aa_ ...Wa. ■•M'lr »▼***.▼/-* .^aa.a^l Pattern 1437. crochet, the design set off in open stitch. Pattern 1437 contain^ charts and directions for making the set shown; ^material require ments, an illustration of all stitches used. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. 1 Please write your name, ad dress and pattern number plainly. House/ioM Questions' Storing Brown Sugar.—B r o w n sugar will not become lumpy if stored in an airtight jar. a a a Cooking Cabbage. — Cabbage should be cooked only until tender when tested with a fork. Too much cooking results in changed color and an indigestible product. a a a Browning Biscuits.—Biscuits can fee given rich brown tops by brushing the tops with a pastry brush dipped in milk before plac ing them in the oven. a * a 1 When Drawers Stick.—B lack lead or black lead pencil rubbed on the edges of a drawer which has become swollen from heat will enable it to be opened and shut quite easily. a a * To Clean the Piano.—Use the suction cleaner to remove dust from the inside of the piano, and clean the keys with a soft cloth moistened with methylated spirit. Polish with a chamois leather. WNU Service. ! Finds Way to Have Young-Looking Skin at 351 TFS utterly wonderful how JL quickly this scientific creme takes away “age-film” —in only 5 nights! At 30— 35—40 even, women now thrill to rose-petally soft, smooth, youthfully clear skin! This Golden Peacock Bleach Creme acts the only way to free skin of dull, ugly, old-looking film of semi-visible dark ening particles! 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