McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, July 22, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMiCK. S. C.. THURSDAY, JULY 22, 1937
the Whole Family
THE FEATHERHEADS
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WGIL-THIS .
HEATS <foT me/
I'M NOT (jOINCt
To move ‘Till
it (SETS COOLER
| WOULDN'T LIFT
A FINDER To DO
A THING-/ Too
hot for anv^
EFFORT S
SOU GET BACK—
I WANT THAT
PARER /
Hot Off the Press
YOU HAD IT
First last
night/ its
my turn*
tonight
Qua**
no
matter
the ,
season].
The
weather
is always
hot news
SWATTER POP— Migosh, Maw! That’s What You Wanted!
By C. M. PAYNE
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Those Pesky Tourists Again
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O'Longhlin
© By Western Newspeper Onion
SOME FIRE/
say: OFFICER-
DOES A BlCr
BuildinK? UK'E'
That burm down ;
often 2
No—ONLY
ONCET—
USUALLY
SHTaNP back/ .
(sivfE HER Air/
<SiT A ‘Doctor '
SHE SHOULDN'T
have Tried To
Push into a
CROVA/D LIRE
This
7T-
(Smart) Crackers and Jam
SUMPlN' LOIKE
-THIS ALLUS
HAPRNS IN
TMese thick
CROWDS
WELL— Yod
Ain’t so BRIGHT
YOURSELF OR.
YOU'P BREAK
UP THE MOB
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BE LOIKE
A COLD
IN TH'
HEAP^^F
SE2. DON'T
BRREA< IT
Up YEZ'LL
5E HAYIN'
TRUBBLE
BRONC PEELER —* Skeptical Pete
By FRED HARMAN
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TW'vJooi. OUER
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find out?
I MET v(im LAvr
AllTt WHILE You
Wcec Asleep-
i'll. SEE Him
A6AIN TniTE*.
\ Don’t TiSust rim-
Whv DO NT He walk
/MTo Camp Like a
Man- 'stead of*
MEETiY Ya out ia»
-TH' Bushes after
Dark ?
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VA saw Him STEALIM
CATTLE WITH CeP 6©l£S -
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KNovJ vJifrtEfis,
IS ON
TH*
Blithers-bah/
TH* ONLY SQUACE THiN&
he knows is th‘ Back
END OF A CHUCK l/VACoH
— 6urT GO AHEAD An’
MEET HIM ThUTE —
iK he cuts Yep -Thcoat-
ceh ember-i told
YASO
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The Curse of Progress
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SUflVif-
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Aunty Septic?
“Never, never, never,” said the
teacher, “kiss animals. Can any
body tell me the dangers of such a
practice?”
Susie’s hand shot up. “1 can,
teacher,” she cried. “My Auntie
used to kiss her pet Pekel”
Teacher smiled encouragingly.
“Well—?”
“The Peke died!”
Easy Way
“Stop!” thundered the man in the
barber’s chair who was having his
hair trimmed. “Why do you insist
upon telling me those horrible,
blood-curdling stories?”
“I’m sorry, sir,” said the barber,
“but when I tell stories like that,
the hair stands up on end and
makes it much easier to cut, sir.”
Exactly
Cook (to assistant on entering gal
ley and seeing stew had boiled over)
—1 told you to notice when the stew
boiled over.
Assistant—1 did. sir. it boiled over
at exactly 10:31.—U. S. N. A. Log
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TUB SINGING
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
CALLS UP Nl»-WlMPie
BEFORE BPEAKFASf 1o
SEfflE EEfAlli or CoM-
MlKEE MEEDSfe
HERON-friE LIKE
JOSl'FA HUSBAND
StWKs SIK6IK6 IN HIS
WRIK6 BRIEF LULL
HEARS MRS. WlMpLE
ItlL HER NOf 1b SHOD*
SO. SHE HUR1'HER EARS
ASKS MRS. WIMPLE 1b
SRV I'HPrf All over
A6AIK PLEASE,she
COULDN'T" HEAR
r
S11LL TAILING lb HEAR
BELLOWS 1b HUSBAND
FUR PltV'S SAKE 1"0
STOP HIG S1N6IW6
6E1b RAlfLED 8V HUS
BAND'S RESUMIH6 SIN6-
IW6, AND SHRIEKS SHE
WASN'f SHOUflKS AiHER
BUI A1 HUSBAND
EVEKfUAUV MAKES
HUSBAND HEAR, AMD
BEfclNS CONVERSAlibK
OVER AGAIN AMID
PEACE AND aWEf
REALIZES FROM SUDDEN
CLAMOR WOfHER END
OF LINE IkAl MR. WlM'
PIE HAS StARFED SlKC"
|N6 IN fUB. HANGS OP
(OepyHl^V >837. by Th« B«n •m&QMU. Tme.)
Baskets of Lace
For Chair Set
Isn’t it exciting to think that
with your own crochet hook you
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as lovely and practical as thir
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helps do the trick, giving it dura
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ments, an illustration of all
stitches used.
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(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York,
N. Y. 1
Please write your name, ad
dress and pattern number plainly.
House/ioM
Questions'
Storing Brown Sugar.—B r o w n
sugar will not become lumpy if
stored in an airtight jar.
a a a
Cooking Cabbage. — Cabbage
should be cooked only until tender
when tested with a fork. Too much
cooking results in changed color
and an indigestible product.
a a a
Browning Biscuits.—Biscuits can
fee given rich brown tops by
brushing the tops with a pastry
brush dipped in milk before plac
ing them in the oven.
a * a
1
When Drawers Stick.—B lack
lead or black lead pencil rubbed
on the edges of a drawer which
has become swollen from heat will
enable it to be opened and shut
quite easily.
a a *
To Clean the Piano.—Use the
suction cleaner to remove dust
from the inside of the piano, and
clean the keys with a soft cloth
moistened with methylated spirit.
Polish with a chamois leather.
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