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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 24, 1937 ■*, THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young ^MATTER POP— You Folks Who Diet, Maybe This Is Something By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE By a. l. huntley Milo’s Perking Up FINNEY OF THE FORCE • l W«Ur» A LiTTLF BOY JUST. fell ikj the Pond/ OM, SAVE HIM* SAVE him, FiNMey/ yr Splash! — -fHERe BE NOTHIN' SUCKER THANl a RAIN COAT -T’KAPE" yez dry BRONC PEELER—Bronc Identifies the Rustlers By FRED HARMAN 'pe-re was Qu&ht A6out Wnneci-^ • Red E>o»-es*_ ^ LV ; A sys sdsPiciomeo- He's Plentyan* »Tb 6oin* T'TAKr MEN an’ CA^ieiOCES-T'^lT sop. ■stock Back- Bronc Peeler's WESTERN FACTS When CAfruf ARC ©CjANOrO ANO C>£Ao(2nEO , -r*4£K AftE" USUALLY EA(2rA**Rr<£0 lSR?t A1?C S6MCRAU Ways of fTARKiNC. Tic tcuysiUATioM iHovOS UoWANCAR- /^AQxto Animal lyoKS ‘KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES’ —Worse and Worse!! By POP MOMAND The Curse of Progress Musical Temperament “Were you slumming today?” asked the inquisitive friend. “What do you mean?” rejoined Miss Cayenne. “I saw you looking into several pawnshop windows.” “That was for musical satisfac tion. It delights me to see so many saxophones and nobody playing any.” Polly Put the Kettle On Donovan and his wife went for a picnic. They found a pretty spot in a wood; and Donovan, putting down the basket, said he’d be away to get some sticks for the fire. "Ah!” said his wife, “don't be bothering. We’ll not need them. Haven’t I brought the gas-ring?” Cultured Swearing Fred—When 1 returned Smith’s lawn mower with the nicked blade. Smith swore. Nell—We don’t want that sort of thing to happen again, dear. The next time borrow from the minister. —Philadelphia Bulletin. 0 TWO HANDS By GLUYAS WILUAMS D srfs Doimg noThin6 AND WISHIN6 ■(’HERE WE(?£ SOMHfepfe 1b t>0 MO^ER CAU.S 16 PlEASf BR>*J6 HER 6Ul$$ OF tbtiic from -foE -Tabu PtO« UP -Mi 61 ASS AND SAUCER, ttA SPOON SUDlHi) OFF SAUCER DOOfi »S WAR ■ HOCKS ITOPFH WtfH FOOf.JUSl MANAGING 1b SWOOP 6 IASS OO* •» WAY WHiRis, sflyniED, ai* father MvfltRs tfc le< MOST SPUING, AS FATHER MIM 1hVE tf BEFORE HE shouts Art" Him for phVs spues rf, srabs rt »n SAKE 1b USE -(Wo HANDS ICTH HANDS (QomkHiv m». >y rw B«n bphiictu. i b ») SETS IT DOWN, PUfB SPOON BACK OH SAUCER, and, balancing load precariously, sTa*6 ON father strikes shool* PER AGAINST DOOR JAMB, SPILLING HALF {f Tonic on himself Ask Me Another 0 A General Quia © Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service. 1. How many active volcanoes are there in the world? 2. How much gold has been taken out of Alaska? 3. What is the longest telephone call that can be made within the borders of the United States? 4. Is streamlining of railroad trains a recent development? 5. What country is the largest user of radium? 6. What city was known as the city of wooden chimneys? Answers 1. There are between sixty and seventy in active operation. 2. Since the discovery of gold in Alaska, in 1880, the territory has produced more than $434,765,000 in gold, with nearly two-thirds of this from placer minds. 3. The longest possible telephone call in the United States is from Eastport, Me., to Bay, Calif., a distance of 2,947 airline miles. 4. Streamlining of railway trains to increase speed is generally re garded as a recent development, but in 1900 a streamlined “Adams Windsplitter” train on the Balti more and Ohio attained a speed of 85 miles an hour in tests. 5. The United States is the world’s largest consumer of ra dium. During the last fifteen years, this country has imported $10,000,000 worth of the mineral element. 6. 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