McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, June 24, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, JUNE 24, 1937
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
^MATTER POP— You Folks Who Diet, Maybe This Is Something
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE By a. l. huntley
Milo’s Perking Up
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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A LiTTLF BOY JUST.
fell ikj the Pond/
OM, SAVE HIM* SAVE
him, FiNMey/ yr
Splash!
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NOTHIN'
SUCKER
THANl a
RAIN COAT
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yez dry
BRONC PEELER—Bronc Identifies the Rustlers
By FRED HARMAN
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FACTS
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‘KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES’ —Worse and Worse!! By POP MOMAND
The Curse of Progress
Musical Temperament
“Were you slumming today?”
asked the inquisitive friend.
“What do you mean?” rejoined
Miss Cayenne.
“I saw you looking into several
pawnshop windows.”
“That was for musical satisfac
tion. It delights me to see so many
saxophones and nobody playing
any.”
Polly Put the Kettle On
Donovan and his wife went for a
picnic. They found a pretty spot in
a wood; and Donovan, putting down
the basket, said he’d be away to get
some sticks for the fire.
"Ah!” said his wife, “don't be
bothering. We’ll not need them.
Haven’t I brought the gas-ring?”
Cultured Swearing
Fred—When 1 returned Smith’s
lawn mower with the nicked blade.
Smith swore.
Nell—We don’t want that sort of
thing to happen again, dear. The
next time borrow from the minister.
—Philadelphia Bulletin.
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TWO HANDS
By GLUYAS WILUAMS
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SPOON BACK OH SAUCER,
and, balancing load
precariously, sTa*6 ON
father strikes shool*
PER AGAINST DOOR
JAMB, SPILLING HALF {f
Tonic on himself
Ask Me Another
0 A General Quia
© Bell Syndicate.—WNU Service.
1. How many active volcanoes
are there in the world?
2. How much gold has been
taken out of Alaska?
3. What is the longest telephone
call that can be made within the
borders of the United States?
4. Is streamlining of railroad
trains a recent development?
5. What country is the largest
user of radium?
6. What city was known as the
city of wooden chimneys?
Answers
1. There are between sixty and
seventy in active operation.
2. Since the discovery of gold in
Alaska, in 1880, the territory has
produced more than $434,765,000
in gold, with nearly two-thirds of
this from placer minds.
3. The longest possible telephone
call in the United States is from
Eastport, Me., to Bay, Calif., a
distance of 2,947 airline miles.
4. Streamlining of railway trains
to increase speed is generally re
garded as a recent development,
but in 1900 a streamlined “Adams
Windsplitter” train on the Balti
more and Ohio attained a speed
of 85 miles an hour in tests.
5. The United States is the
world’s largest consumer of ra
dium. During the last fifteen
years, this country has imported
$10,000,000 worth of the mineral
element.
6. In the middle of the Eight
eenth century Suffolk, Va., had a
building boom, and, due to the
scarcity of brick, built many
chimneys of wood, and became
famous as the city of wooden
chimneys.
Reflection
Reflection is a flower of the
mind, giving out wholesome fra
grance; but revelry is the same
flower, when rank and running
to seed.—Tupper.
Finds Way to Have
Young-Looking Skill
at 351
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Bleach Creme acts the only way to free skin of
dull, ugly, old-looking film of semi-visible dark
ening particles! A revelation for ugly blackheads,
surface pimples, freckles, too! Try it! Get
Golden Peacock Bleach Creme at any drug
or department store, or send 50c to Golden
Peacock Inc., Dept. H-325, Paris, Tenn.
Quick Giving
We should give as we would re
ceive, cheerfully, quickly, and
without hesitation; for there is no
grace in a benefit that sticks to
the fingers.—Seneca.
LARGE JARS StANDtOt
True Happiness
True happiness, if understood,
consists alone in doing good.—
Somerville.
Give some thought
to the Laxative you take
Constipation Is not to be trifled
with. When you need a laxative,
you need a good one.
Black-Draught is purely vegeta
ble, reliable. It does not upset the
stomach but acts on the lower bowel,
relieving constipation.
When you need a laxative take
purely vegetable
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
Effect of Art
Art is of no account whatever
unless it arouses thought or at
least emotion.
HELP KIDNEYS
To Get Rid of Acid
And Poisonous Waste
Your kidneys help to keep you-weQ
by constantly filtering waste matter
from the blood. If your kidneys get
functionally disordered and fail to
remove excess impurities, there may be
poisoning of the whole system and
body-wide distress.
Burning, scanty or too frequent uri
nation may be a warning of some kidney
or bladder disturbance.
You may suffer nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights^ swelling, puffiness
under the eyed—feel weak, nervous,- all
played out.
In such cases it is better to rely on a
medicine that has won country-wide
acclaim than on something less favor
ably known. Use Doan't PilU. A multi
tude of rratCful people recommend
Doan’s. Aik your neighborl
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