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' ' .isW ■ ■ . % v "-- McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS • w« By Osborne THAT bus should HAVE BEEM HERE. . A HALF HOUR AGO' I v/omder whv it HASN'T SHOWN UP? MAYBE IT'S LATE" m WELL— »‘M MOT WHT MOT MOVE GOING TO STAMP) OVER. INTo HERE amp doorway— FRE&Z-E / rC AMD FREKE 11 THERE 2. -7/ VoU -Thimk. Vou're FUNNV—But if VoJ WERB AS COLD AS , AM VOlJ D GET A CAB// that wimd S GETTING COLD — Cold Shoulder don't know why vou KEPT ME STANDING OM "THAT CORNER. SO LOKiG/ WHY DIDN'T/ 'YOU •sUCCiEST A CAB BEFORE 2 MOLASSE5 AMP Bosses ^oTh Rom MORB SLOWLY IM COLD weathbr S’MATTER POP— No Trouble to Start Trouble With This Fellah! ^ t / • % • By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE bt s. l. huntlby ■ (Copyright 1936 by, The Bell gyndlctta. Inc ) /4 Not if We Know Milo AlKJ'X GOT KJOTMIKJ* MIT _ BOT Me -SAYS we Loll-g Gag^ <BOCKV RAVj\^ TEJJVE3 IKJTtJ A «TtXOC \ WIM Rl&UT WAUL u^wevjwejNOUMEAM T«ICO TO «B5/WOOHjRMeD MS. CAST Him DOUAI v might,/ l so n*MW ? n KlO, \ MEAN! MC CO-K-OmT k^EP MiS, eves ok>tme g.OAO tCoovrlgM. by S. L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. V. B. Pat. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OToughlia C ®y WwUm K«w^ep«r OoImi Baker’s Dozen /LO/FiNMEY HAVE A POU6HM0T TANKS-KikI YEZ SPARE IT? OH YES, INDEED* THEY GOT A HBW CURL. POWN AT THH PASTrEB WELL— WHUT'S THAT To DO WlT' YET. <SlNIN* ME. WAN O'THESES SH6 USTeR. BE A TelerphonS OPERATOR— YlS ?—UN DID she TELL YEX THAT ? SO WMUT ? 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P ^ ^ The Curse of Progress MAVBE VOO HAVE TO STEP ON THE SPARK PLUG—OR SOMETHING—/ PUT A \ WHAT’* NICKEL in l The alley rr, HARQV-I FOR t?— HAW-HAW/ A eJUNK / r^r •> *’ Tj, F*ii u /£ NEVFR KNEW WHAT WORRY WAS UNTIL THE OLD BUS STARTED ACTIN' UP— WHEN WE WERE OUT WITH OUR BEST GAL—/// » a «J aJoe That’s Art! Son—Daddy dear, what is an ac tor? Daddy—An actor? My son, an ac tor is a man who can walk to the side of a stage, peer into the wings filled with theatrical props, dirt and dust, other actors, stage-hands, old clothes and other clap-trap, and say: from Press. “VTiat a lovely view there is this window.” — Sheboygan Chit-Chat Officer (to colored driver who has been whipping his horse)—Don’t whip him, man—talk to him. Driver (to horse by way of open ing conversation)—Ah comes from N’Awleans. Wheah does you-all come from?—Southern Lumberman. love Horrible Thought She (gushingly)—Will you me when I’m old? 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