McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, May 06, 1937, Image 7
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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 6, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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By Osborne
THAT bus should
HAVE BEEM HERE. .
A HALF HOUR AGO'
I v/omder whv it
HASN'T SHOWN UP?
MAYBE
IT'S LATE"
m
WELL— »‘M MOT WHT MOT MOVE
GOING TO STAMP) OVER. INTo
HERE amp doorway—
FRE&Z-E / rC AMD FREKE
11 THERE 2.
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VoU -Thimk. Vou're
FUNNV—But if VoJ
WERB AS COLD AS
, AM VOlJ D GET
A CAB//
that wimd
S GETTING
COLD —
Cold Shoulder
don't know why vou
KEPT ME STANDING OM
"THAT CORNER. SO
LOKiG/ WHY DIDN'T/
'YOU •sUCCiEST A
CAB BEFORE 2
MOLASSE5
AMP Bosses
^oTh Rom
MORB
SLOWLY
IM COLD
weathbr
S’MATTER POP— No Trouble to Start Trouble With This Fellah!
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By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE bt s. l. huntlby
■ (Copyright 1936 by, The Bell gyndlctta. Inc )
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted OToughlia
C ®y WwUm K«w^ep«r OoImi
Baker’s Dozen
/LO/FiNMEY
HAVE A
POU6HM0T
TANKS-KikI
YEZ SPARE
IT?
OH YES, INDEED*
THEY GOT A
HBW CURL.
POWN AT
THH PASTrEB
WELL— WHUT'S
THAT To DO
WlT' YET.
<SlNIN* ME.
WAN O'THESES
SH6 USTeR.
BE A
TelerphonS
OPERATOR—
YlS ?—UN
DID she TELL
YEX THAT ?
SO WMUT ?
MO—BUT SHE GAVE
MS THE WRONG-
number—1
ASKED FOR A
DOZEN AND
GAVE ME /
Thirteen'
DHcoiosS/Ftt
* fiMNisy
BAKERS*
THAT CLAIM
TH^Y "DDAlY
havb CNM/
DOUGH-
HAVE A
LOTTA
CRUST
BRONC PEELER ^ Pete Makes a Discovery
By FRED HARMAN
t tlAve a Munch that the k\en
\ SAW OdUtNfe AWAY OOR CATTLE
ACE H6AOEO BY ReO ©OLES —
THE PAAN l‘UE ©EEN -T?2AlUNG—
-AND WHEN I FIND Hm —I LL —
'BUT First I HVUST HELP ©RoNC
AND THE 6oYS STOP THIS CATTLE'
•STEALING^- L3r^\- THERE IS THE
RUSTLERS CAMP / *— HIAY8E
1 CAN GET Closer •
"oonsarn it f w/yat Woke
ME UP-p — I’O •SWEAvP I rte'RO
Somethin* ^— urr-un
eilTHERS BED IS EMPTY//
I CAN'T 61.EEF, WoRRYin ©ouT
That guy— he’s Bin Gone Four
HOURS'— Mow WHAR YA PCcKoN
Me went*. P
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The Curse of Progress
MAVBE
VOO HAVE TO
STEP ON THE
SPARK PLUG—OR
SOMETHING—/
PUT A \ WHAT’*
NICKEL in l The alley
rr, HARQV-I FOR t?—
HAW-HAW/ A eJUNK /
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F*ii
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/£ NEVFR KNEW WHAT
WORRY WAS UNTIL THE
OLD BUS STARTED
ACTIN' UP— WHEN WE
WERE OUT WITH OUR
BEST GAL—///
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That’s Art!
Son—Daddy dear, what is an ac
tor?
Daddy—An actor? My son, an ac
tor is a man who can walk to the
side of a stage, peer into the wings
filled with theatrical props, dirt and
dust, other actors, stage-hands, old
clothes and other clap-trap, and
say:
from
Press.
“VTiat a lovely view there is
this window.” — Sheboygan
Chit-Chat
Officer (to colored driver who has
been whipping his horse)—Don’t
whip him, man—talk to him.
Driver (to horse by way of open
ing conversation)—Ah comes from
N’Awleans. Wheah does you-all
come from?—Southern Lumberman.
love
Horrible Thought
She (gushingly)—Will you
me when I’m old?
He—Love you? 1 shall idolize you;
1 shall worship the ground under
your little feet I shall—er—you’re
not going to look like your mother,
are you?—Stray Stories Magazir e.
INTERFERENCE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Bible iultpadeY
WAS SrflUte frtERE AND
WlU BE RifeHf BACK.
MOVES lb 01*10} CHAIR
AllNfEM EUCIAIWS
IHE CHILD IS HURfiH6
HIS EVES IU TriK COR
NER! 6£<S DPRC-
lOCfANtW
IS ABOUT 1b SEfflE
ASAlN.WHEN TAMlW
cries NoriN-mirt'
CHAIR, KI5NY
iMRONS ENODfcH
GOES OPSfAIRS AND EX
PRESSES ms Tmixss
8V PIAY1H6 VERY
NOISllV ON HIS HAR-
MOKHCA
DKO LIVING
ROOM WlfH HIS BOOK
sprawls oh floor in
HISTAVORltt POSITION
FOR READING
rCMPTickt. Itir. b» TK. ■•II IrWI.at* Inc.)
MOTHER mis HIM ib
«f OP IN A CHAIR, n»5
1b0 DRAOSHlV ON FIOOR
SKHS AND SCfS Mb
EA6V CHAIR.
Average Wedding Age
In the United States today the
average age at marriage is 21.7
years for women and 24.8 years
for men. Today, women marry
four months earlier and men
eleven months earlier than they
did 25 years ago.—Collier’s Weekly.
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Vs a
tonic which has been helping won en
of all ages for nearly 70 years. Act.
First a Student
He who proposes to be an au
thor, should first be a student.—
Dryden.
for
biliousness, sour stomach*
bilious indigestion, flatu
lence and headache, due
to constipation.
10c and 25c at dealers
Giving and Receiving
In giving, a man receives more
than he gives; and the more is in
proportion to the worth of the
thing given.—George MacDonald.
|SNOW WHITE PETROLEUM JELLY |
LARGE JARS StAND/Ot
But It Is Life
We bring into the world with us
poor, needy, uncertain life, short
at the longest and unquiet at the
best.—Temple.
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KILLS INSECTS
ON FLOWERS • FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
Demand original sealed
bottles, from your dealer
Rivalry and Pride
Nothing is ever done beautifully,
which is done in rivalship; nor
nobly, which is done in pride.—
Ruskin.
Miss
REE LEEF
says:
m
*CAPUDINE
relieves
HEADACHE
quicker because
its liquid...
aheady diUchred.
Debts of Honor
I pay debts of honor, not hon
orable debts.—Reynolds.
Growing Girls
Mrs. J. D. Hartsfield,
2251 Phyllis St., Jackson
ville, Fla., said: “When
growing into womanhood
I took Dr. Pierce’s Fav
orite Prescription as a
tonic. Mother realized I
was not very strong—I
would tire very easily.
After taking the ‘Pre
scription’ I grew stronger and had a real ap
petite. Later in life, when I became a
mother, the ‘Favorite Prescription’ as a
tonic helped me again.” Sold by druggists.
Buy now! New size, tablets 50c. Liquid $1.
Silent Lies
The crudest lies are often told
in silence.—Stevenson.
HEADACHE
due to constipation
Relieve the cause of the trou
ble! Take purely vegetable Black-
Draught. That’s the sensible way
to treat any of the disagreeable ef
fects of constipation. The relief men
and women get from taking Black-
Draught is truly refreshing. Try it!
Nothing to upset the stomach—just
purely vegetable leaves and roots,
finely ground.
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
WNU—7
18—3
SMALL SIZE
60c
LARGE SIZE
$1.20
*A recagiHscd R«n«dy (or RKcvmaMc
and Neuritis sufferers. A perfect Blood
Purifier. Melees thin Blood Rick and
Heeltky. Builds Strength end Vigor.
Always Effective . . . Why suffer?
AT ALL GOOD DRUG STORES