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McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK S. C.. Thursday, APRIL 22, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS • w« By Osborn* Com6 otsJ— G&T up LAMBtfiMS/ BREAKPAST IS WAmisKS/ COME ONJ # MOW/ Did vod trv that Kievsi tooth pasts, i <sot— i tm ink ,-r has a v/ert MICE FtA'/OR saw/ A LOT OF ThinUsS MEET \ vv/iTH ^OUR DiSAPRROVALJ TODAY— WHAT IS THAT WORD TOdVe. USED / r?.../ so much this „ Vi &AhI MORMikKs-T A Sheepish Expression ThaTS what I THOUGHT— MV lamb >UAJ* . when/ £\/6Syl'HiN/d- (SOES Vv/ROfA^ IT IS APT To &E A ^AH DAV S’MATTER POP—Now Two Toot*, Meaning Cleared Track LJl fc^jr By C. M. PAYNE v. (Copyriglit, 1336. by The Bell Syndicate^bnc.) MESCAL IKE Br *. L. HUNTLEY Maybe He Ran Too Fast 0O3W < wweREO we Sir TH’ black EVE ? wau, we savs we WAS A-CWASINJ TW’ SMITVieRS' MDUMG’UM AMD ME CAUSUT 'MIM! Loll^ r i wear twe MANJAfeEAb tUlPS WON) TV-lE ftEAUTVy T" r vES, swe »-»Aoe uim" Ptl?s. TWC. LEAOtNKb y »-AOV —<r CCoorrlght. by 8. 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The Curse of Progress U aOMETlMEB WE WONDePEO TAWEN I 0IMT1ST NAIK IV % i, 1 fr Hard Luck The diner in the cheap restaurant gave an exclamation of annoyance. “Anything wrong, sir?” asVed the waitress. "WrongI” he ejaculated, “I should say so. This egg is as hard as a brick." “Sorry!" replied the waitress. “We used the egg-timer for it." “Oh!" he growled. “I chought you’d used a calenda*." SUBURBAN HEIGHTS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Tit for Tat Lady in Car (to man she has just bowled over)—It was your own fault entirely. I have been driving a car for t^n years, and I am thoroughly expei ienced. Peoestrian—I am not a beginner, either I’ve been walking for 50 years. -L. & N. Employes’ Maga zine. Pirate’s Rate Miss Gush (on ship) — Captain, weren't you ever boarded by pi rates? Captain—Yes, they charged me $3 a day, and the food was terrible. fCopyright. 1MI. by Tb* Ball Syndicate. Inc. ‘vYd ABOUT ALL -ffiCRE IS TO t>0 fHIS UtOE Of YEAR IS To 60 OVER 'fo VACANT' LOf AND SPECULATE 6L00MILV HpW SOON Wb SOINfe TO STOP DEI KG A LAKE AND BECOME A BASEBALL DIAMOND Happy Hulda Goes On Dishpan Duty Pattern 1383 Happy Hulda, as. chief-cook- and-bottle-washer, invites you to cross stitch this set of seven tea towels (8 to the inch crosses), in the gayest floss you can find! Pattern 1383 contains a transfer pattern of seven motifs (one for each day of the week) averaging about 6 by 6V2 inches; material requirements; illustrations of all stitches used; color suggestions. Send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) for this pattern to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y. Write plainly pattern number, your name and address. "Quotations" A If you subtract the universities from the life of the world today it will be a barren, a sorrowful and shortly a dead thing.—Nicholas Mur ray Butler. The photographer is useful, but the artist who paints a picture is cre ating something new.—Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt. You should always go forward, but not too quickly. If you must have a car, you must have a brake.—Andre Maurois. alotao TRADE MARK REG.. for biliousness, sour stomach, bilious indigestion, flatu lence and headache^ due to constipation. 10c and 25c at dealers Always a Loser ., He who rests satisfied in mere^ ly defending himself against sar casm and abuse is always a loser. *-Goethe. FRAIL, NERVOUS? ARE YOU Mrs. Nannie Murff at 110 Third Ave., Meridian, Miss., said: ‘‘When I was a young girl I became delicate. I had cramps and headaches periodical ly. I also suffered from backache associated with functional disturbances and would feel aB gone. Mother gave me Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre scription as a tonic. When I had taken a few bottles the pains and aches were re lieved. I could eat more, and I felt just fine.” Buy now of your near-by dealer. 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