McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 22, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER. McCORMTCK S. C.. Thursday, APRIL 22, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
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By Osborn*
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Hard Luck
The diner in the cheap restaurant
gave an exclamation of annoyance.
“Anything wrong, sir?” asVed the
waitress.
"WrongI” he ejaculated, “I should
say so. This egg is as hard as a
brick."
“Sorry!" replied the waitress.
“We used the egg-timer for it."
“Oh!" he growled. “I chought
you’d used a calenda*."
SUBURBAN HEIGHTS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
Tit for Tat
Lady in Car (to man she has just
bowled over)—It was your own fault
entirely. I have been driving a car
for t^n years, and I am thoroughly
expei ienced.
Peoestrian—I am not a beginner,
either I’ve been walking for 50
years. -L. & N. Employes’ Maga
zine.
Pirate’s Rate
Miss Gush (on ship) — Captain,
weren't you ever boarded by pi
rates?
Captain—Yes, they charged me
$3 a day, and the food was terrible.
fCopyright. 1MI. by Tb* Ball Syndicate. Inc.
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ABOUT ALL -ffiCRE IS TO t>0 fHIS UtOE Of YEAR IS To 60
OVER 'fo VACANT' LOf AND SPECULATE 6L00MILV HpW SOON
Wb SOINfe TO STOP DEI KG A LAKE AND BECOME A BASEBALL DIAMOND
Happy Hulda Goes
On Dishpan Duty
Pattern 1383
Happy Hulda, as. chief-cook-
and-bottle-washer, invites you to
cross stitch this set of seven tea
towels (8 to the inch crosses),
in the gayest floss you can find!
Pattern 1383 contains a transfer
pattern of seven motifs (one for
each day of the week) averaging
about 6 by 6V2 inches; material
requirements; illustrations of all
stitches used; color suggestions.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York,
N. Y.
Write plainly pattern number,
your name and address.
"Quotations"
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If you subtract the universities
from the life of the world today it
will be a barren, a sorrowful and
shortly a dead thing.—Nicholas Mur
ray Butler.
The photographer is useful, but
the artist who paints a picture is cre
ating something new.—Mrs. Franklin
D. Roosevelt.
You should always go forward, but
not too quickly. If you must have a
car, you must have a brake.—Andre
Maurois.
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TRADE MARK REG..
for
biliousness, sour stomach,
bilious indigestion, flatu
lence and headache^ due
to constipation.
10c and 25c at dealers
Always a Loser .,
He who rests satisfied in mere^
ly defending himself against sar
casm and abuse is always a loser.
*-Goethe.
FRAIL, NERVOUS?
ARE
YOU
Mrs. Nannie Murff at
110 Third Ave., Meridian,
Miss., said: ‘‘When I was
a young girl I became
delicate. I had cramps
and headaches periodical
ly. I also suffered from
backache associated with
functional disturbances
and would feel aB gone.
Mother gave me Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Pre
scription as a tonic. When I had taken a
few bottles the pains and aches were re
lieved. I could eat more, and I felt just
fine.” Buy now of your near-by dealer.
I ■
Law of Sacrifice
In common things the law ofj
sacrifice takes the form of posi
tive duty.—Froude.
GOOD RELIEF
of constipation by a
GOOD LAXATIVE
Many folks get such refreshing
relief by taking Black-Draught for
constipation that they prefer it to
other laxatives and urge their friends
to try it Black-Draught is made of
the leaves and roots of plants. It
does not disturb digestion but stimu
lates the lower bowel so that con
stipation is relieved.
BLACK-DRAUGHT
purely veyelable laxative
To Our Sorrow
Reciprocation is often nothing
other than retaliation.
SMAU; SIZE^^E/T)
60e
LARGE SIZE
$1.20
r«co|atx«d Retardy lot Rkemaitic 1
and Neuritis sufferers. A perfect Blood
Purifier Makes thin Blood Rich and
Healthy. Builds Strength and Vigor.
Always Effective . . . Why suffer?
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16—37
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