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J McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C-. THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne c WMtern Newspaper Usloa The Long Pull VeaH- i know THE DENTIST Told me To HAV^ IT OOT IF IT STARTED TO HURT ASAjn nNELL-ThEKJ— Sou get That Tooth pullep TOD Ail viELL-DOC, Sod OLD Bore-i Guess Thi s bum tooth WILL HAVE To come out come right IN —PLEASURE TO SEE VOU TEAM-PLEASURE YAS VoU KNOW, -(•q ^jlj/ WHAT \| ONJLY CHARGE Vod GoiKiG" WoU THREE To CHARGE P3R L DOLLARS This operator2 robber/ an outrage/ 3 BUCKS' FOR 3 MINUTES WORK/ i'll tell you WHAT I CAN DO- ILL pull it peal SLOW-TAKE HALF AN HOUR- SO YOU <3ET YOUR MONEYS WORTH in! tyrzACTious « pemTist TUST f/US iM THE T/MB ^MATTER POP— Take Note of This, Kids By C. M. PAYNE \ c5 M i 5 S ■ii.ii. A okaV Ac Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate. Inc.l MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Isn’t That Just Like Muley? U- jjJ.' £S® CCoovrlsht, V Q V. . » i dMI iT-^t by S. !>. Huntley. Trade Mark Rec. U. S. Pat. Ofllce) FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OTooghlin • B»W« Without End —AKlD THEM I SLAMMED THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS FACE—TUST WAIT Till , YOUR HUSBAND GITS HOME/ aL Find out if i have, to put up with that/ I'VE BEEN] WAITIN' PER YOU? . WHAT I WANT TO Know IS—DOES A PEACEFUL LAW 'BIDIN* OTER-Z-EN HAVE To PUT DP WITH INSULTS’ FROM ANYBODY— ETC—E TC—e tc - ere- ? A vmtuin' W' something the SdmaTHPP 2 ) MATTER ? WHY THIS 1H -y vjgpy AFTERNOON a MAN COMES To the door—AND WAS uc: fresh—etc-eTc— AND WHAT t>'VA SUpp^E WANTED? mebbe HE WUZ LOlKE ME— HE WANTED Hex To COME TO TH\ Point/ WELL, To MAKE A LONCr STbRV SHORT HE WAS AFTER me about A BILL I'M ALMOST SURE \ PAID—ANP I SAV S- ETC- ETC - erc- agS. 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N. l/.» Eager tc Oblige He examined the menu carefully and- then tossed it irritably on the table “Waiter,” he called, “is this all you nave today?’ “Yes, sir,” said th.* waiter, whose term of service expired at the end of the week “Why, there's, nothing on the menu fit to .,^at- r absolutely noth mg!” roared the diner. “Bring me ihe npanagei ! ’* ‘Very good, sir,” eagerly piped the waiter. ‘ “How would you like him—grilled or fried?” THE SPECTATOR By GLUYAS WILLIAMS A Delicate Competition “Didn’t Crimson Gulch take up ihe idea, just for novelty, of offer ing a prize lor the toughest-lookmg man?” , “Yes," answered Cactus Joe ‘But the enterpnse ! ell through There wusn t anybody who would have had nerve enough to lace men who was maybe jest lookin' for trou ble and formally announce to one of them that he had won the prize.” SfROUS UMb KrfCHEM AND ASKS MOTHEFO WHAT1SSHE P0IW6? OH, MAK1H0 A CAKE ? LtMis on Table, askimo WMAf KIND IS If? CAW HE TASTE if? WH.L It HAI/E FROStlNO? is iT harp To MAKE? HOW MANY LAYERS: CAUSES Mother To LOSE COlWT OF HOVV MUCH 5C6AR SHE HA'S put iN, aNp is Tolu To KEEP QUIET SIUNTlY Picks up VARIOUS CANS AWT BOTfiES ON TABLE fb see whaT'S m Them Li IS STARtLtP by cry prom MOTHER WHO, BECAUSE HE 60T THiNoS MI)<EP UP ON TABLE, HAS SfARfED TO PU1 IN salt instead or Flour. AT SAME MOMENT DIS COVERS That nf has been holding can so THAT The BAKINQ POWDER HAS BEEN SPIU1N0 ON FLOOR IS BANISHED FROM KITCHEN COMES BACK AND STARTS To SAY HE MUST HAv£ LEANED IN THE BUTTER. SEES MOTHER'S FACE AND DECIDES TO KEEP QUIET L (Copyright. 1937. by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.; Of INTEREST TO THE H0U5EV/IEE Shining Saucepans—Aluminum saucepans that have become dis colored inside can be made to look like new by boiling in them water to which a tablespoonful of vine gar and some apple parings or lemon rinds have been added. * * * Useful Velvet—If you are mak ing anything of velvet do not throw away the pieces of material left over. Save them for using as polishers for your black-leaded stoves and for your shoes. You’ll get a real mirror-like shine on both if you rub them with velvet after the usual polish has been applied. • • • Removing Tea Stains—Tea and coffee stain's tan sometimes be removed from china cups by rub bing them with a damp cloth dipped in baking soda. * * * To Remove a Tight Lid—Tie a piece of string round the tin two or three times, just below the lid; then push a pencil between the string and the tin, twist the pen cil over, and the resulting pres sure will release the lid. * * • Use Baking Sheets — Baking powder biscuits and cookies rise better and brown more evenly on baking sheets than they do in pans. WNU Service. Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are an effective laxative. Sugar coated. Children like them. Buy now!—Adv. Talent and Genius Talent is that which is in a man’s power. Genius is that in whose power a man is.—Lowell. REMEMBER THIS CROSS IT MEANS FAST RELIEF 15C FOR 12 2 FULL DOZEN DEMAND (l J F0 r »e AND GET VVX> ^ GENUINE BAYER ASPIRIN Essential Victories Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for hu manity.—Horace Mann. | 44 & r 49 KILLS INSECTS ON FLOWERS • FRUITS VEGETABLES & SHRUBS Demand original Mealed bottles, from your dealer lew A Base Possession The wavering mind is but base possession.—Euripides. Remember This When You Need a Laxative It is better for you if your body keeps working as Nature intended. Food wastes after digestion should be eliminated every day. When yon get constipated, take a dose or two of purely vegetable Black-Draught for prompt, refreshing relief. Thousands and thousands of men and women like Black-Draught and keep it always on hand, for use at the first sign of constipation. Have you tried it? BLACK-DRAUGHT A GOOD LAXATIVE In the Strength of Youth It is good for a man that he bear the yoke in his youth. CHeitCMA Tonight rub your child's chest and throat with Penetro Helps loosen tightness and congestion ~TH£ salve with a sasc or OlS FASH ION CD MUTTON SUtT raiTE Sentinels of Health Don’t Neglect Them! Nature designed the kidneys to do • marvfetous Job. Their task is to keep the flowing blood Jtream fres.oi an excess of toxic irfipurities. The act of living—UJm itself—is constantly producing wast* matter the kidneys must remove from the blood if good health is to endure. When the kidneys fail to function as Nature intended, there U retention of waste that may cause body-wide dis tress. One may suffer nagging backache, persistent headache, attacks of dizziness, getting up nights, swelling, pufiiness under the eyes—feel tired, nervous, all worn out. Frequent, scanty or burning passages may be further evidence of kidney or bladder disturbance. The recognized and proper treatment Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys get rid of excess poisonous body waste. Use Doan’s Pills. They have had more than forty years of public approval. Are endorsed the country over. Insist od Doan’s. Sold at all drug stores. DOANS PILLS r /