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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK. S. C-. THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
c WMtern Newspaper Usloa
The Long Pull
VeaH- i know
THE DENTIST
Told me To
HAV^ IT OOT
IF IT STARTED
TO HURT
ASAjn
nNELL-ThEKJ—
Sou get That
Tooth pullep
TOD Ail
viELL-DOC,
Sod OLD
Bore-i Guess
Thi s bum tooth
WILL HAVE To
come out
come right
IN —PLEASURE
TO SEE VOU
TEAM-PLEASURE YAS VoU KNOW,
-(•q ^jlj/ WHAT \| ONJLY CHARGE
Vod GoiKiG" WoU THREE
To CHARGE P3R L DOLLARS
This operator2
robber/ an
outrage/ 3
BUCKS' FOR
3 MINUTES
WORK/
i'll tell you
WHAT I CAN DO-
ILL pull it peal
SLOW-TAKE HALF
AN HOUR- SO YOU
<3ET YOUR MONEYS
WORTH
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TUST f/US
iM THE
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^MATTER POP— Take Note of This, Kids
By C. M. PAYNE
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Copyright, 1936, by The Bell Syndicate. Inc.l
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
Isn’t That Just Like Muley?
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted OTooghlin
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Without End
—AKlD THEM I SLAMMED
THE DOOR RIGHT IN HIS
FACE—TUST WAIT Till ,
YOUR HUSBAND GITS HOME/
aL Find out if i have,
to put up with that/
I'VE BEEN] WAITIN' PER YOU? .
WHAT I WANT TO Know IS—DOES
A PEACEFUL LAW 'BIDIN*
OTER-Z-EN HAVE To PUT
DP WITH INSULTS’
FROM ANYBODY—
ETC—E TC—e tc - ere- ?
A
vmtuin' W' something the
SdmaTHPP 2 ) MATTER ? WHY THIS
1H -y vjgpy AFTERNOON
a MAN COMES To
the door—AND WAS
uc: fresh—etc-eTc—
AND WHAT t>'VA SUpp^E
WANTED?
mebbe HE
WUZ LOlKE
ME— HE
WANTED Hex
To COME
TO TH\
Point/
WELL, To MAKE A
LONCr STbRV SHORT
HE WAS AFTER
me about A BILL
I'M ALMOST SURE
\ PAID—ANP I
SAV S- ETC- ETC - erc-
agS. Snoops
^soliloquy
AS'l ALvMAVi
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talking
BRONC PEELER Withers May Let His Gun Speak
By FRED HARMAN
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| HAVE A FEELJN6 , THIS PlSToL
Will PCcxie - most usenjuv-
ANO VERY SooN*
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Fer TakW ©tnuees on This
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Eager tc Oblige
He examined the menu carefully
and- then tossed it irritably on the
table
“Waiter,” he called, “is this all
you nave today?’
“Yes, sir,” said th.* waiter, whose
term of service expired at the end
of the week
“Why, there's, nothing on the
menu fit to .,^at- r absolutely noth
mg!” roared the diner. “Bring me
ihe npanagei ! ’*
‘Very good, sir,” eagerly piped
the waiter. ‘ “How would you like
him—grilled or fried?”
THE SPECTATOR
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
A Delicate Competition
“Didn’t Crimson Gulch take up
ihe idea, just for novelty, of offer
ing a prize lor the toughest-lookmg
man?” ,
“Yes," answered Cactus Joe
‘But the enterpnse ! ell through
There wusn t anybody who would
have had nerve enough to lace men
who was maybe jest lookin' for trou
ble and formally announce to one
of them that he had won the
prize.”
SfROUS UMb KrfCHEM
AND ASKS MOTHEFO
WHAT1SSHE P0IW6?
OH, MAK1H0 A CAKE ?
LtMis on Table, askimo
WMAf KIND IS If? CAW HE
TASTE if? WH.L It HAI/E
FROStlNO? is iT harp To
MAKE? HOW MANY LAYERS:
CAUSES Mother To
LOSE COlWT OF HOVV
MUCH 5C6AR SHE HA'S
put iN, aNp is Tolu
To KEEP QUIET
SIUNTlY Picks up
VARIOUS CANS AWT
BOTfiES ON TABLE fb
see whaT'S m Them
Li
IS STARtLtP by cry prom
MOTHER WHO, BECAUSE
HE 60T THiNoS MI)<EP UP
ON TABLE, HAS SfARfED TO
PU1 IN salt instead or
Flour.
AT SAME MOMENT DIS
COVERS That nf has
been holding can so
THAT The BAKINQ POWDER
HAS BEEN SPIU1N0 ON FLOOR
IS BANISHED
FROM KITCHEN
COMES BACK AND STARTS
To SAY HE MUST HAv£
LEANED IN THE BUTTER.
SEES MOTHER'S FACE AND
DECIDES TO KEEP QUIET
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(Copyright. 1937. by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.;
Of INTEREST TO
THE H0U5EV/IEE
Shining Saucepans—Aluminum
saucepans that have become dis
colored inside can be made to look
like new by boiling in them water
to which a tablespoonful of vine
gar and some apple parings or
lemon rinds have been added.
* * *
Useful Velvet—If you are mak
ing anything of velvet do not
throw away the pieces of material
left over. Save them for using as
polishers for your black-leaded
stoves and for your shoes. You’ll
get a real mirror-like shine on
both if you rub them with velvet
after the usual polish has been
applied.
• • •
Removing Tea Stains—Tea and
coffee stain's tan sometimes be
removed from china cups by rub
bing them with a damp cloth
dipped in baking soda.
* * *
To Remove a Tight Lid—Tie a
piece of string round the tin two
or three times, just below the lid;
then push a pencil between the
string and the tin, twist the pen
cil over, and the resulting pres
sure will release the lid.
* * •
Use Baking Sheets — Baking
powder biscuits and cookies rise
better and brown more evenly on
baking sheets than they do in
pans.
WNU Service.
Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets are an
effective laxative. Sugar coated.
Children like them. Buy now!—Adv.
Talent and Genius
Talent is that which is in a
man’s power. Genius is that in
whose power a man is.—Lowell.
REMEMBER THIS
CROSS
IT MEANS FAST RELIEF
15C FOR 12
2 FULL DOZEN
DEMAND (l J F0 r »e
AND GET VVX> ^
GENUINE
BAYER ASPIRIN
Essential Victories
Be ashamed to die until you
have won some victory for hu
manity.—Horace Mann. |
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KILLS INSECTS
ON FLOWERS • FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
Demand original Mealed
bottles, from your dealer
lew
A Base Possession
The wavering mind is but
base possession.—Euripides.
Remember This When
You Need a Laxative
It is better for you if your body
keeps working as Nature intended.
Food wastes after digestion should
be eliminated every day. When yon
get constipated, take a dose or two
of purely vegetable Black-Draught
for prompt, refreshing relief.
Thousands and thousands of men and
women like Black-Draught and keep it
always on hand, for use at the first sign
of constipation. Have you tried it?
BLACK-DRAUGHT
A GOOD LAXATIVE
In the Strength of Youth
It is good for a man that he bear
the yoke in his youth.
CHeitCMA
Tonight rub your child's
chest and throat with
Penetro Helps loosen
tightness and congestion
~TH£ salve with a sasc or
OlS FASH ION CD MUTTON SUtT
raiTE
Sentinels
of Health
Don’t Neglect Them!
Nature designed the kidneys to do •
marvfetous Job. Their task is to keep the
flowing blood Jtream fres.oi an excess of
toxic irfipurities. The act of living—UJm
itself—is constantly producing wast*
matter the kidneys must remove from
the blood if good health is to endure.
When the kidneys fail to function as
Nature intended, there U retention of
waste that may cause body-wide dis
tress. One may suffer nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, pufiiness
under the eyes—feel tired, nervous, all
worn out.
Frequent, scanty or burning passages
may be further evidence of kidney or
bladder disturbance.
The recognized and proper treatment
Is a diuretic medicine to help the kidneys
get rid of excess poisonous body waste.
Use Doan’s Pills. They have had more
than forty years of public approval. Are
endorsed the country over. Insist od
Doan’s. Sold at all drug stores.
DOANS PILLS
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