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McCORMICK MESSENGER, MoCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1937 'Happy Bluebirds' Motifs for Linens THE FEATHERHEADS | SAW THAT stjMT pulled TH£ other. DAY—AkJD IT/ There/ what pid i tfll You ? EVERYTHikIG- ^URE IS very, VERY Good Helpful Henry Quay, THAT WAS* A VERY EXCELLENT MEAL/ 'GgORGEV I’M GrLAD VOU LIKED lT- AtfD IF YOU HAVE AMY FRIENDS THAT CAMT READ, EITHER, ^UST Tell them to ask Fop HENRY—THATS ME Y LOTS OF WAITERS CAN'T READ— BUT Tt^^Y 4R^ WAV ahead in TheiR ARITHMETIC yMA'ITER POP— Well, Sir, We Always Had the Same Trouble! By C. M. PAYNE NM+Jat's »T4£- TI2ou13LE- \wi-r4 (Copyright, 1936, by Tho Boll Syndicate, Inc.) MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY In the Old Town Hall FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OTooghlia • *F*« B-B-B-BANK robbers2 w-w-WHERE ? W.I THOSE THIEVES AT The BANK/ look at this letter- THEY “SAY I ^HOliU give them thirty-five dollars / vNHY—VEZ. O'JBRDRAWED— YBZ WROTE CHECKS FER. THUTTY-FOlVE dollars more'V Yet. had in/ Ti-IER^ — Ye"1- OVA! E" THAT To THIM— Double Check ?Ha>loss/Pfl< HATf 'fH* Job o’ LETTiMG- A WOMIN <MOW SH^ oy/^R- PRAWEO” but 'Tn^y 6oT A TELLER. BRONC PEELER— A Temporary Truce By FRED HARMAN Bronc Peeler's c^saJii When HuniSi*> bisom •Uf M0UU1S vJC«< fiKUJvJfO w -we wao PQC&&CO ADO PREP^RIO ■rwc AfJ'^vkii KittCo to vtlftOAMOS. CvCBY R*«rOF fM ¥JA5 ViVfcO — fbft. AND SOPPCftHA f^oarop -twe: iNOlANi WAMT». ffeoo-'for *kin fo«ao'rwiM&. ett— fur eONt Pos ^AiHtONlN*- OCNArtfeN-fi AMO l^VUMCHfta. Parent 1315 Bluebirds are for happiness—so runs the legend. This dainty pat tern in 10-to-the-inch crosses will add a cheery touch indeed to your towels, pillow cases, scarfs or cloths. Do these simple motifs in natural color, or two shades of one color. Pattern 1315 contains a transfer pattern of two motifs 5% by 12% inches; two motifs 6 by 7% inches and two motifs 5% by 7 inches; and four motifs 3% by 5% inches; color suggestions; illustra tions of all stitches needed; mate rial requirements. 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