McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 01, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, MoCORMICK. S. C.. THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1937
'Happy Bluebirds'
Motifs for Linens
THE FEATHERHEADS
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EVERYTHikIG-
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VERY Good
Helpful Henry Quay,
THAT WAS*
A VERY
EXCELLENT
MEAL/
'GgORGEV
I’M GrLAD VOU LIKED lT-
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FRIENDS THAT CAMT
READ, EITHER, ^UST
Tell them to ask
Fop HENRY—THATS
ME
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WAITERS
CAN'T
READ—
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ahead
in TheiR
ARITHMETIC
yMA'ITER POP— Well, Sir, We Always Had the Same Trouble!
By C. M. PAYNE
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(Copyright, 1936, by Tho Boll Syndicate, Inc.)
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
In the Old Town Hall
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted OTooghlia
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B-B-B-BANK
robbers2
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THOSE THIEVES AT
The BANK/ look
at this letter-
THEY “SAY I ^HOliU
give them
thirty-five
dollars /
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TELLER.
BRONC PEELER— A Temporary Truce
By FRED HARMAN
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Parent 1315
Bluebirds are for happiness—so
runs the legend. This dainty pat
tern in 10-to-the-inch crosses will
add a cheery touch indeed to your
towels, pillow cases, scarfs or
cloths. Do these simple motifs in
natural color, or two shades of
one color. Pattern 1315 contains a
transfer pattern of two motifs 5%
by 12% inches; two motifs 6 by
7% inches and two motifs 5% by
7 inches; and four motifs 3% by 5%
inches; color suggestions; illustra
tions of all stitches needed; mate
rial requirements.
Send 15 cents in stamps or coins
(coins preferred) for this pattern
to The Sewing Circle Needlecraft
Dept., 82 Eighth Ave., New York,
N. Y.
Write plainly your name, ad
dress and pattern number.
for WOMEN only
CARDTTI is a special medicine for
the relief of some of the suffering
which results from a woman’s weak
ened condition. It has been found
to make monthly periods less dis
agreeable, and, when its use has been
kept up awhile, has helped many
poorly nourished women to get more
strength from their food. This medi
cine (pronounced “Card-u-i”) has
been used and recommended by
women for many, many years. Find
out whether it will help you by
giving It a fair trial. Of course, if
not benefited, consult a physician.
Envy a Goad
Envy is a necessary evil; it is a
little goad which forces us to do
yet better.—Voltaire.
Don*t Sleep
When Gas
Presses Heart
If you want to really GET RID OF
GAS and terrible bloating, don't expect
to do it by Just doctoring your stomach
with harsh, irritating alkalies and “gas
•tablets.’’ Most GAS Is lodged in the
stomach and upper intestine and is
due to old poisonous matter in the
constipated bowels that are loaded
with ill-causing bacteria.
If your constipation is of long stand*
Ing, enormous quantities of dangoroue
bacteria accumulate. Then your di
gestion is upset. GAS often presses
heart and lungs, making life miserable.
You can’t eat or steep. Your head
aches. Your back aches. Your com
plexion is sallow and pimply. Your
breath is foul. You are a sick, grouchy,
wretched unhappy person. YOUR
SYSTEM IS POISONED.
Thousands of sufferers have found In
Adlerika the quick, scientific way to
rid their systems of harmful bacteria.
Adlerika rids you of gas and cleans
foul poisons out of BOTH upper and
lower bowels. Give your bowels a
REAL cleansing with Adlerika. Get
rid of GAS. Adlerika does not gripe
—is not habit forming. At all Leading
Druggists.
A Trying Person
He surely is in want of another'*
patience who has none of his own.
—Lavater.
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The Curse of Progress
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Strange to Him
“And what is the child’s name?"
askea the minister.
“Shirlej,” replied the mother.
“Shirley?"
“Yes, sir. After the famous Shir
ley Temple.”
“Yes, yes, of course," said the
minister, “Let me see, who is the
preacher there now?”
Methuselah?
“Papa, how old is grandpa?"
“I wouldn’t know exactly, son, un
less I looked it up in the family
Bible.”
“Gee, whiz! I thought he was old,
but I didn’t know he was old enough
to be in the Bible!"—Washington
Post.
The Winner
Old Maid (smiling) —Yes, I loved
and won.
Other One — How do you make
that out?
Old Maid—Oh he jilted me and
1 had a lot more fun with the $50,-
000 heart talm he had to pay than
i ever would have had with him.
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BANKING PROBLEM
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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HOMEOlAftLV REfeRElS
If. RETURNS AND SHAKES
BANK COMFORT HIM
SELF WrtW 1HE SOUND
OF IkE NlCKtL
HUNK Of A LOf Of WAVS
HE'D UKE t& SPEND if.
WONDERS C0Uy*_H£ 60’
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NEURALGIC PAIN
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ALREADY DISSOLVED*
The Correct Thing
Copying those who are well-
behaved is never a mistake.
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