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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 1937 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS • w« By Osborne Floored V/ASWIMG- YOUR HEAlT? WHY ‘THERE ISKlY AMY SHAMPOO (M THE HOUSE USttf6r MY SHAVilMCs CREAM ® o; WHY IT MAKES A Good lather, poesm't itz say, that SHOULD ALL RIGHT/ SURE — Try iT SOMETIME Qfflj 'ne/ FAfJNlV. 1 DID sou WASH 1 VOLJR MEAD AMD USE AU MY SHAV/IMG CREAM ? i CAM'T EVEM F»MD , ^THH tube/ ^ oM,mo / (M TJST TRYIMG” »T OUT— SHAMPOOlHGr THF RUCSr/ YOU CAN COUNT OH AH ADDlMCr MACHIHE- &UT DON'T FIGURE The carpet yMATTER POP— Oh, Ho! The Fellah Forgot About Hi» Past Experience n yi -46.4: «4e.4» ^AV/’W w4atc4a .-Yavjpim* AiSour! at> T+|i wK YA- NEvtre. ^ 07* «S C? U 112TC-T> ^5eF<312.E- By C. M. PAYNE (Copyright, 1036, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc.> .u Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY Returned Goods g n06MV CCoovright, G -*r«. % by 8- I* Huntley, Trade Mark Rea. U, 8. Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted OToogblin • *7 Wee-. Hi..,.,. Uetee Fitting Yh' NIDEHCE be AGIM YEZ-SO oi'LL HAFTA LOCK YEX UP—YE'LU GET A HEARiM' IM TH* MARMINV YOU CANT po This* j k!H yez Gita lawyer? hahe yez Got Th' MOMEY T'HIRE WAM2 I domY hahe no money \a/Au—TheM -fH* COURT WILL GlT YEZ. WAN WELL- IF HE GITS ME OFF— I'LL give him a couple OF THE BEST SUITS/ VHcoLOSS/ftR FINNEY (SZt\ 11 DON'T FAY— EXCEPT TH* LAWYER] YEDGES AN* CDPS — 7 > BRONC PEELER Bronc to the Rescue By FRED HARMAN -TWgRES PtTeS \4oHE STEAD — W Ho EVER His CorAPANYlS, Ain't vjelcomf". V IP I CAN Oisr GET YHECE * foPE SofAE6oOY's i^iluEd — PETE'S 6oT AN AvJEUl YEHPEe. " ^ O irn 'Vi Blithers- cant Ya ever LEAGbi tHimo Yep ovjm Burisss ? y Tttis is ITY dortEsTEAO.Art* Got OEQN »T«— IF YAO kept out of tw' way— ro Killed them SKULKS WITHOUT GtTTIN' FUMIGATED -OHMY-OHnY. "WUHECS IS TME NAf'lE- /VcT BuTHfCS— — GONYeoL YiUreSELF My Good MAfl- I SMELL JOST as E>AO as You Do — I was only Trying, 1b e/TerminaIE ■Hose SKUNKS with a club, after Your marks itain)sh\P RSouEo fboO • ///A V <? 71 The Curse of Progress HP MtO MK . ANH&JK&J& £N6a£l. „ AtffNT oerUeia [mlZutbQ EB»eSTiNErJ?p 0 MBS' eo CUNtzSTlNCrJO tjOQT Aew/DM 19 PQiisiDejrr or ouQ, AMU6AM1BP SAVINGS BUNk m aSats:mool - Bead jjOM ^ptyWE-, BAD SqlT "rwe &TDL nou NS £0(2-- VMW'I'D fe TO BE EDCCATtO WSwAtS? ■ *'JM ^etr- • v, >.'*• tr*#.,; . . Vet.*, W v. mfi-JS 1 4 i. » . ; ■■ ♦ *. , / . • ; ' ."Iv-v; j-’i —• Ittywwe-. Sociability “Why do neighbors quarrel?" asked the kindly citizen. “Mostly for sociability," said Farmer Corntossel. “If you try to go ahead and mind your own busi ness some folks are sure to think you’re stuck up and don’t want to notice ’em.” Get Down to Facts Restaurant Customer — Take this ham sandwich back and give me another one. This thing doesn’t taste right. Proprietor — If you will remove the cellophane wrapper it might taste more like a ham sandwich.— Boston Transcript. No Nudist Pat and Mike stood before a shop window, wherein were placed trunks on sale. “Mike, why don’t you buy a trunk?’ “What for?" “To put your clothes in.” “What! and me go naked?" BUILDING BLOCKS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS , a®» WATCHES, WHJLE AUN-f BE61XS BunDite With his blocks HAS A BRlSHf IDEA AHD DEMOLISHES SfRUC-rURF USfCNS WHILE SHE EXPLAINS SHE’S OUSt D0IH6 fHlS to AMUSE HIM AND HE MOSW KNOCK It DOWN WATCHES HER BE61N OVER A6AIN. DOESNt FEEL fHAf It’S PARtCULARLV AMUSIN6 _ BEAMS AT AUNt WHO DOESN’f SEEM TC>tHlNBLSOMUCH OF THE JOKE Jj'. CAN'T RESIST THE IMPULSE to LEt HIS FEEt FLY iHtO TVlE MIDDLE OF THE BUILDING -55 AUNT,SlbHlKfe, STARTS OUER SETS K AND BAN6S If AUNT LEAVES ROOM HUFFlLY AfcAlN. DECIDES HE’D UkEtO DOWN ON STRUCTURE WHICH DECIDES IT’S MORE FUN CHEWIN6 DO It HIMSELF AND WREStiES CRUMBLES BLOCKS THAN BUILDIN6 WlfH FOR A BLOCK (Oopyruht. 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