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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MARCH 25, 1937
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
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By Osborne
Floored
V/ASWIMG- YOUR
HEAlT? WHY
‘THERE ISKlY
AMY SHAMPOO
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USttf6r MY
SHAVilMCs
CREAM
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WHY IT MAKES
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say, that
SHOULD ALL
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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BRONC PEELER Bronc to the Rescue
By FRED HARMAN
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Sociability
“Why do neighbors quarrel?"
asked the kindly citizen.
“Mostly for sociability," said
Farmer Corntossel. “If you try to
go ahead and mind your own busi
ness some folks are sure to think
you’re stuck up and don’t want to
notice ’em.”
Get Down to Facts
Restaurant Customer — Take this
ham sandwich back and give me
another one. This thing doesn’t taste
right.
Proprietor — If you will remove
the cellophane wrapper it might
taste more like a ham sandwich.—
Boston Transcript.
No Nudist
Pat and Mike stood before a shop
window, wherein were placed
trunks on sale.
“Mike, why don’t you buy a
trunk?’
“What for?"
“To put your clothes in.”
“What! and me go naked?"
BUILDING BLOCKS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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WATCHES, WHJLE AUN-f BE61XS
BunDite With his blocks
HAS A BRlSHf IDEA AHD
DEMOLISHES SfRUC-rURF
USfCNS WHILE SHE EXPLAINS
SHE’S OUSt D0IH6 fHlS to
AMUSE HIM AND HE MOSW
KNOCK It DOWN
WATCHES HER BE61N OVER
A6AIN. DOESNt FEEL fHAf
It’S PARtCULARLV AMUSIN6
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BEAMS AT AUNt WHO DOESN’f
SEEM TC>tHlNBLSOMUCH OF
THE JOKE Jj'.
CAN'T RESIST THE IMPULSE to
LEt HIS FEEt FLY iHtO TVlE
MIDDLE OF THE BUILDING
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AUNT,SlbHlKfe, STARTS OUER SETS K AND BAN6S If AUNT LEAVES ROOM HUFFlLY
AfcAlN. DECIDES HE’D UkEtO DOWN ON STRUCTURE WHICH DECIDES IT’S MORE FUN CHEWIN6
DO It HIMSELF AND WREStiES CRUMBLES BLOCKS THAN BUILDIN6 WlfH
FOR A BLOCK (Oopyruht. IMA by Th« B«11 HyndicaU, Inc ) THEM, ANVWAV
My *Ta. polite
Recipe
By
Babe Didriksen
Athlete
Plain Cake.
1 cupful brown sugar
3 teaspoonfuls of boiling water j
4 eggs
1 cupful of flour
V* teaspoonful of cinnamon
Pinch of cloves
Dash of allspice
2 teaspoonfuls of baking powder-
Beat the yolks of the eggs and
sugar well. Add spices, mixing
well. Add boiling water. Sift flour
several times, adding the baking
powder. Then add the flour and
baking powder to the mixture and
bake in layer tins ten minutes in a
hot oven. This cake is very deli
cious if made with a date filling
between the layers.
Copyright.—WNU Servlc*.
GRANDMA KNOWS
WHY PENETRO HELPS
COLDS
Grandma knows “mutton
suet,** and Penetro has a
mutton suet base. ... In
addition, Penetro con
tains 113% to 227% more
^medication than anv other
nationally sold cola salve.
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OLD FASHIONED MUTTON SUET
PENETRO,
To Every Man—His Own
What is justice? To give every
man his own.—Aristotle.
Miss
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quicker because
its liquid...
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The Greedy Slave
Who covets more is evermore
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