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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1937 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS A New Fee-ture QuaK HLiSBAKlpS* I6MORE- doormats P/30BABLV •fUROUStf, A FELLOW FEELiJ^Csr FOR THEM / By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE a, s. l. huntley With Sympathy FINNEY OF THE FORCE Throw for a Loss in on Pferes *^ecEs eotfT TRACKS «— 0UT ANcrMEQ PAlt? OF FUCfFbJTEO ■S^OE- -H2ACKS 15 fbLLPvJtM* •"THAT'S FtJNhlV— ^jrccetAiNLY vJoutOnrt 0r WtWGS. AN CMPtY SHELL/ w- oiST Bin) sHoT 'Too •— lY AnY Ffeon PEfES 6UNT CAUSE IS a yo-30 an* 'This is a *14-^o. BLOOD'- AH'PETES TRACKS/ pooQ OU* PETTe: nusT BE HUIJT — BUT WHo Would SHooT Hin- AH' WHY P Me Mas a "TfeGGiBtE "Temper, But if amyome. plusceo Hm, HEt> HAviE -T6E AvJFUL fast * cause pete is licht^ih* with His sHooTin’ irons — come oh windy- 16TS go/ ?Hcolo&F£R soyie P&epLiu M&AM M^ANJ- rfH&ZS PON'f HAFTA The Curse of Progress A Fatherly Fear “I’m afraid my boy Josh’ll never make a farmer,’’ said Mr. Corn- tossel. “Why?” “He’s too refined. He wants to discourage an insect pest by stand- in’ off an’ callin’ it Latin names, instead of bein coarse an' uncom- promisin’ an' hittin’ it with a hand ful o’ paris green.’’ Roughly Spotter The woman motorist had given her evidence with an abundance of superficial detail. “Now tel) me.” askeo the magis irate “when you knocked down this man what was his attitude, roughly speaking?” “It was.” answered the woman. The Dog “Why is it that you encourage all your clerks to get married?” “Well.” replied the knowing boss *1 find thai married men are not in such an awful rush to get home tarly as single men.”—Wall Street Journal. BELONGINGS By GLUYAS WILLIAMS ISPittfirte IN 5N0U HCAfcb MOTHER CfltL if‘S Time To comc in WITHERS UP HIS BT- 10N61N6S. REALIZES SUDDENLY HE HAD A HAT ON WHEN HE CAME OUT sets Down pail and shovel and starts LOOKING FDR. HAf © Ball ■radfcate, j AFTER A GOOD DEAL OF DlSCOI/ERG TrtHT MEAN- HUNTiNG, COMES ON WHILE puDDY has BtoR- HAT AND POTS it ON ROWED PAIL AND SHOI/O. recovers Them after SOME ARGUMENT, BUT NAS To HUNT FOR^ miTTen which has DROPPED OUT IN COURSE OF SEARCH FINDS HIS MITTEN WHICH HAD COME OFF EARlV IN DAY. CARRIES IT BACK To PAIL GATHERS All HIS &E LONSiNGS and GOES irf. BUSSFUILY UNAWARE that both rubbers are stiu somewhere in THE SNOW A Touch of Spring Upon Your Linens Could you ask foi a daintier, more Springlike wreath? 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