McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, March 11, 1937, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C.. THURSDAY, MARCH 11, 1937
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Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
A New Fee-ture
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By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE a, s. l. huntley With Sympathy
FINNEY OF THE FORCE Throw for a Loss
in on Pferes *^ecEs
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The Curse of Progress
A Fatherly Fear
“I’m afraid my boy Josh’ll never
make a farmer,’’ said Mr. Corn-
tossel.
“Why?”
“He’s too refined. He wants to
discourage an insect pest by stand-
in’ off an’ callin’ it Latin names,
instead of bein coarse an' uncom-
promisin’ an' hittin’ it with a hand
ful o’ paris green.’’
Roughly Spotter
The woman motorist had given
her evidence with an abundance of
superficial detail.
“Now tel) me.” askeo the magis
irate “when you knocked down this
man what was his attitude, roughly
speaking?”
“It was.” answered the woman.
The Dog
“Why is it that you encourage all
your clerks to get married?”
“Well.” replied the knowing boss
*1 find thai married men are not
in such an awful rush to get home
tarly as single men.”—Wall Street
Journal.
BELONGINGS
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
ISPittfirte IN 5N0U
HCAfcb MOTHER CfltL
if‘S Time To comc in
WITHERS UP HIS BT-
10N61N6S. REALIZES
SUDDENLY HE HAD A
HAT ON WHEN HE
CAME OUT
sets Down pail and
shovel and starts
LOOKING FDR. HAf
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AFTER A GOOD DEAL OF DlSCOI/ERG TrtHT MEAN-
HUNTiNG, COMES ON WHILE puDDY has BtoR-
HAT AND POTS it ON ROWED PAIL AND SHOI/O.
recovers Them after
SOME ARGUMENT, BUT
NAS To HUNT FOR^
miTTen which has
DROPPED OUT
IN COURSE OF SEARCH
FINDS HIS MITTEN WHICH
HAD COME OFF EARlV IN
DAY. CARRIES IT BACK
To PAIL
GATHERS All HIS &E
LONSiNGS and GOES irf.
BUSSFUILY UNAWARE
that both rubbers are
stiu somewhere in
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