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/ i McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1937 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Over the Plate OH, 'tod ARB/ » DIDMT MAKS VOd WAIT iJObUs) PlO I ? UH- 'LO- KJO WHAT KEPT VoU SO mTEReSTSD 2-OH, falsh TEETH / SAT, LOOK AT. THAT PLATS'// ALL PLATlNlUM' weah-ahc? LOOK HOW -SUCK IT IS <sOTTEM UP UH HUH—BUT LETS GO, FEU/— You RE mot buYiHCs- ahy STORE Ts&TH mo-bot IP I WERE—- that's The KiHO I LIKE y WELL— SHAME Obi 'iOO/ PICKIMG VOUR TEETH PU&LIC —TT “■Dg/OfiSTfU U^e To AJ^W T^ETH TUST To GET away FROAA THE (SRifsJD '1' SCATTER POP—Would Sumthin > Leak In or Sumth^n , Leak Out? By C. M. PAYNE ^MATTilS* ? y i< MESCAL IKE Br s. l. huntley [ (Copyright, 1936. by Th* Bell Syndicate, Ine.) All in an Early Training AW.swer ap! ALX.US IA-ASKIKJ* A FLOCK OP POOL OueSTlOKJS m VJUV DOKrTCWA Vjs HE M&B0E. Moo WOULD KNJOW ENJOU&M C>V NJOUJ TO AKOSWER. » MIS ! \>r,' Apr — XoIl^(ja^s 'VMAS SMC EVER. tCoDvrlcht, t» S. 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HeoKMENea mom Sentimental Arithmetic Norman had come upon Elsie doz ing in a deck chair on the sands, apd when she woke up she accused him of stealing a kiss. “Well,” said Norman, “I admit the temptation was too strong to be resisted. I did steal one little kiss.” One!” exclaimed Elsie indignant ly, “Why I counted seven before I woke up.”—Tit-Bits Magazine. Oedipus Complex Inspector (to new policeman)—I shall put you on night duty for a few weeks. Do you think you will be all right? Policeman-Sure! You see, moth er said she would come round with me for a nighi or two till I get used to it.—Montreal Daily Star. Correct An admiral was examining naval cadets for promotion. “Tell me,” he asked one young hopeful, “what must an officer be before he can have a funeral with full naval honors?” “Dead,” was the prompt reply. THE WORLD AT ITS WORST By GLUYAS WILLIAMS TT r/ / AffcR DRIVING PREtfV FA$f TMRO06H SlOSHV SfRECfS, VOO HEAR IbE Nptf ARRIVALS Af 1HE DlhJMFR PARTY DISCRI0E HOW THEY' WERE SPLASHED BY A CARELESS MOfORiSY Af fHE CORNER, 8Uf F&RftJNAl’ELY 60f A GOOD LOOK Af HIM IN CASE ThEV BIER MEEf A6AIH, AND YOU WONDER IF It WAS VOO ? (OcppHtht, IWf by TW l«n ■ On Aspiring Did you ever hear of a man who had striven all his life faithfully and singly toward an object and in no measure obtained it? If a man constantly aspires, is he not elevated? Did ever a man try heroism, magnanimity, truth, sin cerity, and find that there was no advantage in them—that it was a vain endeavor?—H. D. Thoreau. M You, Have U GhM ASK YOUR DOCTOR THIS Ask Him Before Giving Your Child an Unknown Remedy Practically any doctor you ask will warn: Don't give your child unknown remedies without asking your doctor first.” When it comes to the widely used of mag- children’s remedy — “milk nesia,” the standard of the world Is established. For over half a century many doctors have said “PHILLIPS' Milk of Magnesia.” Safe for children. No other is “quite like it.” Keep this in mind, and say “PHIL LIPS' MILK OF MAGNESIA” when you buy. Now also in tablet form. Get the form you prefer. But see that what you get is labeled “Genuine Phillips' Muk of Magnesia.' ALSO IN TABLET FORM: Each tiny tablet la the equivalent of ateaapeon- ful of genuine Phillips* Milk Of Mapmoja. Phillips’ MILK OP MAGNESIA Helping Others What do we live for, if not to make life less difficult to others?— George Eliot. 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