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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 4, 1937
THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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Sentimental Arithmetic
Norman had come upon Elsie doz
ing in a deck chair on the sands,
apd when she woke up she accused
him of stealing a kiss.
“Well,” said Norman, “I admit
the temptation was too strong to be
resisted. I did steal one little kiss.”
One!” exclaimed Elsie indignant
ly, “Why I counted seven before I
woke up.”—Tit-Bits Magazine.
Oedipus Complex
Inspector (to new policeman)—I
shall put you on night duty for a
few weeks. Do you think you will
be all right?
Policeman-Sure! You see, moth
er said she would come round with
me for a nighi or two till I get
used to it.—Montreal Daily Star.
Correct
An admiral was examining naval
cadets for promotion.
“Tell me,” he asked one young
hopeful, “what must an officer be
before he can have a funeral with
full naval honors?”
“Dead,” was the prompt reply.
THE WORLD AT ITS WORST
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
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On Aspiring
Did you ever hear of a man who
had striven all his life faithfully
and singly toward an object and
in no measure obtained it? If
a man constantly aspires, is he
not elevated? Did ever a man try
heroism, magnanimity, truth, sin
cerity, and find that there was
no advantage in them—that it was
a vain endeavor?—H. D. Thoreau.
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ASK YOUR DOCTOR THIS
Ask Him Before Giving Your
Child an Unknown Remedy
Practically any doctor you ask will
warn: Don't give your child unknown
remedies without asking your doctor
first.”
When it comes to the widely used
of mag-
children’s remedy — “milk
nesia,” the standard of the world Is
established. For over half a century
many doctors have said “PHILLIPS'
Milk of Magnesia.” Safe for children.
No other is “quite like it.”
Keep this in mind, and say “PHIL
LIPS' MILK OF MAGNESIA”
when you buy. Now also in tablet form.
Get the form you prefer. But see that
what you get is labeled “Genuine
Phillips' Muk of Magnesia.'
ALSO IN TABLET FORM:
Each tiny tablet
la the equivalent
of ateaapeon-
ful of genuine
Phillips* Milk
Of Mapmoja.
Phillips’
MILK OP
MAGNESIA
Helping Others
What do we live for, if not to
make life less difficult to others?—
George Eliot.
Beware Coughs
from common colds
That Hang On
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
get relief now with Creomulsion.
Serious trouble may be brewing and
you cannot afford to take a chance
with anything less than Creomul
sion, which goes right to the seat
of the trouble to aid nature to
soothe and heal the inflamed mem
branes as the germ-laden phlegm
Is loosened and expelled.
Even if other remedies have
failed, don’t be discouraged, your
druggist is authorized to guarantee
Creomulsion and to refund your
money if you are not satisfied with
results from the very first bottle.
Get Creomulsion right now. (AdvJ
Today I Ate
MINCE PIE
Hospital* use carmin
atives to relieve “wind
colic” caused by indi
gestion. You should
too. Avoid soda and
other harsh products.
Try “RRR” which has
no disagreeable laxative
after effects. You will
like it. For 90 years “RRR” bas been used
to give quick relief from cramps and gas
pains due to unwise eating. Its carmin
ative, or warming, effect expels the gas by
stimulating certain involuntary nerves and
muscles. Buy “RRR” at your druggist 35c.
F or FREE trial size write
RADWAY 3C CO., Inc. 208 F-l Centre St.,N.Y.
WARMTH WORKS WONDERS
FOR INDIGESTION . . .
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
Worms expelled promptly from the human
system with Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge “Dead
Shot.” One single doee does the trick. 60c.
" Druggists.
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