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THE FEATHERHEADS .w By °^ Come to a Boil SWATTER POP— Smart Folks Always Find Use for the By-Product By C. M. PAYNE MESCAL IKE a? s. l. huntley On Second Thought FINNEY OF THE FORCE Let It Slide 0» 0»D B6 TgLUW<5 'feZ ■Hd BE - CAREFUL, j-i O* vsfUZ CHASlrt A THEEF ANi' IT , WUZ SO SLIPPER? -THAT We WUZ .. BOTH CREEPS/ THAT WAS AFTER WOU FELL.? BRONC PEELER _Danger By FRED HARMAN I cant Enjeh Find »Jo “IT^acks— rf couldn't a vJa^mint *— «T tAUST’WE ©EEN A HlinAN — Nothin* FUSE Would -STEAL KIY FClEO -TA-TERS an* coffee. w I'M MAD/ HV ol' TCotters is Worn out fTGHflN* 0RUSH AN COOKS ; lPoKlN‘ fer That Thief, guess i'll Pack up AN' Mead per kiv little- But AT v/ERT fAortENT- A Muge.olO AND V^UNGRT tAoONTAiN LlON . CROUCHES ON A LEDGE AfcCWE PETES’ ^TWO Ho©Bleo Horses. t> 1937 BV FRED HARMAN FEATUKES wOMesT' - SFFM To LlKfe 1C <^T Ikl HOT WAT&2 A Good SKATE: fOtNPS S^UPPW6- Thespian The class in public speaking was to give pantomimes that afternoon. 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