McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, January 28, 1937, Image 7
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Come to a Boil
SWATTER POP— Smart Folks Always Find Use for the By-Product
By C. M. PAYNE
MESCAL IKE a? s. l. huntley
On Second Thought
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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By FRED HARMAN
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Thespian
The class in public speaking was
to give pantomimes that afternoon.
One frosh got up when called on,
went to the platform and stood per
fectly still.
“Well," said the prof, after a
minute’s wait for something to hap
pen. “What do you represent?"
“I’m imitating a man going up in
an elevator," was the quick re
sponse.—Illinois Guardsman.
Conscience Hurts
Two men were seated in a
crowded railroad car. One notic
ing that the other had his eyes
closed, said: “Bill, are yer feelin’
well?"
“I’m all right," said Bill, “but
I do hate to see ladies standing.”
She Knows
“Mummy, why must the or
chestra eat in the interval?"
“I don’t know what they do. Why
do you ask?"
“ 'Cos the program says that the
second half of the concert will be
played by a fuller orchestra."
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Putnam
Crullers
1 cupful of sugar
2 eggs
2 tablespoonfuls of cream
1 cupful of sweet milk
% teaspoonful of nutmeg
2 heaping teaspoonfuls of bak
ing powder
Flour enough to make the dough
stiff enough to roll. Cut out an<J
fry in deep fat.
Copyright.—WNU Serrlo*. /
Neglect of Self
The essence of true nobility Is
neglect of self. Let the thought of
self pass in, and the beauty of a
great action is gone, like the
bloom from a soiled flower.—
Froude.
TONIGHT
pH®*®—'”?’
At night. Sonny is tined out; resist*
ance is lowered; circulation slows up;
congestion seems worse.
Rub his chest with Penetro at bed
time. It’s made with mutton suet and
concentrated medication. (113% to
8£7% more medication than any other
nationally sold cold salve.) Penetro
warms his chest, opens pores, creates
counter-irritation to help Nature in
crease blood flow and relieve congestion.
Its aromatic vapors help open tip stuffy
nasal passages.
For free sample of shunless, snow-!
white Penetro, write Penetro, DepL S23
Memphis, Term. At all druggists.
Relieve watery head colds'
with Penetro Nose Drops.
Two drops in each nostril,
then B-R-E-A-T-H-L 25c.
50c end $1 bottles. Trial
size 10c. Atalldrugsists.
S’ THE SALVE WITH A BASE
/ OLD PASH
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OLD FASHIOMED MUTTON SU
PENETRO,
Power in Truth
There is nothing so powerful as
truth; and often nothing so
strange.—Daniel Webster.
CHECK THAT COUCH
BEFORE IT SETS
WORSE
Cheek it before it gets you down. Cheek II
be tire others, maybe the children, catch it.
Check it widr FOLEY’S HONEY & TAR.
This double-acting compound gives quick relief
and speeds recovery. Soothes raw, irritated
tissues; quickly allays tickling, hacking. Spoon
ful on retiring mabee for a cough-free sleep. No
habit-forming, stomach-upsetting drugs. Ideal
for children, too. Don’t let that cough due to &
cold hang on! For quick relief and speeded
recoeery insist on FOLEY’S HONEY A TAR.
Genius Defined
Genius—the capacity for taking
pains.—Napoleon.
■ ■ ■ ■
Today I Ate
ONIONS
Hospitals use carmin
atives to relieve “wind
colic” caused by indi
gestion. You should
too. Avoid soda and
other harsh products.
Try “RRR” which has
no disagreeable laxative
after effects. You will
like it. For 90 yean “RRR” has been used
to give quick relief from cramps and gas
pains due to unwise eating. Us carmin
ative, or wanning, effect expels the gas by
stimulating certain involuntary nerves and
muscles. Buy “RRR” at your druggist 35c.
For FREE trial size unite
RADWAY & CO., Inc. 208 F-l Centre St-.N.Y.
WARMTH WORKS WONDERS
FOR INDIGESTION . . .
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WNU—7
4—37
WEALTH AND HEALTH
Good health and success go together. Don’t
handicap yourself—get rid of a sluggish,
acid condition with tasty Milnesia, the
original milk of magnesia in wafer form.
Each wafer equals 4 teaspoonfuls milk of
magnesia. Neutralizes acids and givea you
pleasant elimination. 20c, 35c & 60c sizes.