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1 - McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1936 WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborne UnMHI HOW'S* BREAKFAST CO*A*N6t ALOM<S ^ all right— get in the MILK I'M AFRAID I CAN* GET IN 'The MilK,DE-AR— • T IS CROZ-EM SOLID/ NO NONSENSE/ HURRY AND CLOiE I SUPPOSE VoiJ CANT SET THE TABLE BECAUSE iT iS STANDING E^E^-TTHiNG-'S READV— BR i MO ON THE Food — I'M HERE To TAKE IT-BUT CAN YOU DISH IT OUT? Fun Before Breakfast HERE'S a BREAK For. You—CRACK THE EGGS CAN'T— I’M AFRAID THE bread IN the TOASTER WILL Get burned UP Ip I LEAVE IT NOW ^vT 5 ^ tkQuAW ARGUMENT IS Th£ ORi^/a/AI^ ^REATFAST cereal- GONT/NU^D PAV S’MATTER POP—Huh! William Also Wa« Left TViblSfliH* on A- T = EWCt v^nD Two ^FLEW AwaV ! »W MA>W T TWO Fsl Avj-\n ; T^AT Cant ,/j *tviO '"Pe-nmib-S on Knees eh Ja.'RK’ m away TwoTSilLTis LiKlE By C. M. PAYNE oKaY! Vou mat4|ave All. ,T^at A*e£ LEFT vj-w-W I ■H) (Copyright, 1936, by The Bel! 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SHOWS NO INTEREST IN THE PROFTEREP SPOONFUL, BUT MAKES A DIVE FOR, SOME £P40>te>Qij me table JUNOR BRANDISHES SPOONS, MAXIN6 FCEDIN6 IMPOSSIBLE, FINALLY DROPPING THEM ON FlooR^ father picks them up, and sees The cereal spoon 60 overboard picks it up and, a lKTLe DISCOURAGED, CALLS TOR. A OEAH SPOON GETS BACK ON THE JOB JUST IN Time to prevent a majors CATASTROPHE. (Copyriftit. IMS. Hr Tb« B.M IratfIwU. 1m.) * * * * * CLOVERLEAF CHEESE BISCUITS Afrc. Mary Owen, Memphis, Tenn. Mix and sift 2 cups flour, 4 tsps. baking powder and % tsp. salt. Rub in 4 tbsps. Jewel Special- Blend Shortening with the tips of the fingers or cut in with a knife. Add % cup grated cheese and mix well. Beat 1 egg yolk and add to % cup milk. Then add to dry ingredients and mix until soft dough is formed. Cut dough into small pieces, mould into balls and place 3 together in each muffin pan. Bake in hot oven (400 de grees F.) about 20 minutes. 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