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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1936
WORLD’S BEST COMICS
Lighter Side of Life as Depicted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborne
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in the
MILK
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GET IN 'The
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SOLID/
NO NONSENSE/
HURRY AND CLOiE
I SUPPOSE VoiJ
CANT SET THE
TABLE BECAUSE
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READV— BR i MO
ON THE Food —
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TAKE IT-BUT
CAN YOU DISH
IT OUT?
Fun Before Breakfast
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BREAK For.
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THE EGGS
CAN'T— I’M
AFRAID THE
bread IN the
TOASTER WILL
Get burned
UP Ip I LEAVE
IT NOW
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(Copyright, 1936, by The Bel! Syndicate, Inc )
MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY
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By Ted OToutUin
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Ati?. OFFICER—MV HUSBAND
IS SUBJECT 1<D FITS
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FOUR HOURS
CAN YOU FIND
OUT IF H&S BEEH,
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BRONC PEELER _ B. Oliver Withers Is About To Get The Balance
By FRED HARMAN
SHoRlY— Petes
still Gone—*
Go is all Mis
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pay Min a pvdnthS wages
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WOULD AT YWe- BUSlNieSt
MENS AKDCSnON STTA®’.
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Low I. Q.
Prosecuting Attorney—Are you
acquainted with any members of the
jury?
Witness—Yes sir, with more than
half of them.
Attorney—Are you willing to
swear that you know more than
half of them?
Witness—If it comes to that, Mr. ;
Attorney, I’m willing to swear 1
know more than all ol them put
together.—Capper’s Weekly.
V.’hat Cat?
“Stop asking so many ques
tions!” exclaimed the exasperated
mother. “Don’t you know that curi
osity killed the cat?”
The little girl pondered a mo
ment. “Izzat so?” she queried
brightly. “What’d the cat wanta
know?”
Hardly
Specialist—Could you pay for an
operation if 1 thought one was neces
sary?
Patient—Would you find one neces
sary if I could not pay foi it?
FATHER IN CHARGE
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
.SuJVAS
IAMU.IAT&
Takes coarse or helping
JUNIOR 10 ftNlSU HIS CEREAL
JUNIOR. SHOWS NO INTEREST
IN THE PROFTEREP SPOONFUL,
BUT MAKES A DIVE FOR, SOME
£P40>te>Qij me table
JUNOR BRANDISHES SPOONS,
MAXIN6 FCEDIN6 IMPOSSIBLE,
FINALLY DROPPING THEM ON
FlooR^
father picks them up, and
sees The cereal spoon
60 overboard
picks it up and, a lKTLe
DISCOURAGED, CALLS TOR.
A OEAH SPOON
GETS BACK ON THE JOB JUST
IN Time to prevent a majors
CATASTROPHE.
(Copyriftit. IMS. Hr Tb« B.M IratfIwU. 1m.)
* * * * *
CLOVERLEAF
CHEESE BISCUITS
Afrc. Mary Owen, Memphis, Tenn.
Mix and sift 2 cups flour, 4 tsps.
baking powder and % tsp. salt.
Rub in 4 tbsps. Jewel Special-
Blend Shortening with the tips of
the fingers or cut in with a knife.
Add % cup grated cheese and mix
well. Beat 1 egg yolk and add
to % cup milk. Then add to dry
ingredients and mix until soft
dough is formed. Cut dough into
small pieces, mould into balls and
place 3 together in each muffin
pan. Bake in hot oven (400 de
grees F.) about 20 minutes. This
recipe makes 1% dozen Cloverleaf
cheese biscuits.—Adv.
1/ncLe Phil £»
Tomorrow Disappoints
Tomorrow always promises
well, but remember there is rea
sonably certain to be one disap
pointment.
One loves even a precocious lit
tle boy with his front teeth out.
He’s meeker for the time being.
Some men have great patience,
but Henry D. Thorean put it an
other way by saying they lived a
life of quiet desperation.
A man says “I am the captain
of my soul” and wonders what
to do next.
Dangerous Meddling
Never meddle with a hornet or a
man who is minding his own busi
ness.
A placid blue lake may arouse
your emotions, but it takes a
storm to stir its surface and your
feelings.
Women trust to their intuition.
So do men, but they won’t admit
it.
Bills that you run fall due and
fall due and fall due; but if you
pay as you go, you forget all about
your expenditures.
AT LAST
A COIGN RELIEF-THAT
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quickly soothes, relieves tickling, hacking,cough
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K i from coughing. Another set reaches the
nchial tubes, loosens phlegm, helps break up
a cough due to a cold and speeds recovery. For
quick relief and speeded-up recovery, ask your
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The World a Prize -
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truer of the world to come.
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throat discom
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Contempt for Life
War is one place where human
life is treated with contempt.
Don’t Irritate
Gas Gloating
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to do it by Just doctoring your stom
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constipated bowels that are loaded
with ill-causing bacteria.
If y6ur constipation is of long stand
ing, enormous quantities of dangerous
bacteria accumulate. Then your diges
tion is upset. GAS often presses heart
and lungs, making life miserable.
You can’t eat or sleep. Your head
aches. Your back aches. Your com-
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