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T WORLD’S BEST COMICS Lighter Side of Life as Depleted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists E FEATHERHEADS — HAV£ TO w/ORK L/ AMD l DOMT HAv/e Ke-'i WITH ME —To/j LEAVE IT is) THE Milk Bottle 2 THAT'S Fiwe — By O*borne Q We*Um Nrw*p«p*r Unlow Bo Vs; i meAmT To leave at twelve— ANIt> HOW ITS TWO""THlRTV— so — I CSoTTA <30 [t—if It Walks! 5' A- T t^ectle P'ic’o'B bv xu Kjo^eeR. OP MEM Z. XV4 .' . «)MCXU > . OK-SCPAM VOL1 B«r. SIS/ Wow// A flill milk BOTTLE THE MILKMAN Took THE ^ EMPTV ONE KEV// i ^ Out of Lock va/HEs/ 'TourS OUT ALL NlCsHT PLAV^^t Poker AUD VOLI a^'-r opeij (rne poor.) cfiisT PAP By C. M. PAYNE o»-(! it’^s NA/ A L K IM $ 'M ^To (© The Bell Syndicate. Inc.l School Days here!^ HERE (Cooyrlsht. vs A.LL. RlSMX^ MISS. sav.Lv — xmevise: oEs>r A.-OOIN-1 - Tw VOURjG ONJ-S wQmE vaJOR< PE.® °^.7 by *. L. Huntley. Trade Mark Res. U. 8. Pat. OBlce) FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Ted O’Louyhlln 0 By Western Newspaper Union Distinguishing Mark HERE Oi BE M "DETAILED To PARK. Doory A4 Ol FOiND A UNIFORMED MON ALREADY ON Vxoo’X'i !/ HOW D'VA 1 ISo-O) Ted<EE LIKE THESE O AIN'T SO SUITS they happy t'be make as \ awearon' PARK m/ORKE{5S ) _ THIM WEAR 2 y—' WELL— I Aim’T SAY IN' BUT D'YA KNOW WHY WE HAFTA WEAR j-^ThESE SUITS f SHURE— Sp TER boss kin Tell HEZ FRUM T'OTHER LOAFERS' HERE IN TH’ PARRK ?Hcolo&iF£P \ fiMwey ^3L^4 iei Kin - ALLUS -Tell A MON IN uniform 5UT Wez CAN't Tell MIIA MUChf ir—^ p • ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES The Treat By O, JACOBSSON / jjV- <© 19SC. by Consolidated News FeatureO a Failure Towards the end of last semester an English professor decided to spring a character quiz on his Chaucer class. Among the ques tions was one asking, “Who laughed and sang all da£?” After much squirming and strug gling one student wrote, “The sec ond little pig," and handed in his paper. It came back a week later marked as follows: “Triple credit will be taken off because the answer is wrong, your attitude is too flippant, and be sides, it was the first little pig!” Very “Touching” Two members of a club began to exchange confidences. “Do you know,” said the young man, “my wife is absent on a pleasure cruise, and that she writes me from every port she touches?” “You’re lucky,” replied the old er man. “My wife is also on a pleasure cruise, but she touches me from every port she calls at.” EXCUSES By GLUYAS WILLIAMS | MSENtfJLlV PLOW IN’- SfftiRS, UNDPR ORDERS <o ‘fcKt A 8»rH /■ % 9/ CftUS 001 felEtrouV ME CAN’T TAKE ONE, •fMERE ARE Sts/EAfERS AMP fHINfcS EAT OOf lM fHE YOB Yo DRV aooMiiV waYches rtOfrtER REMOVE 5WEIT £Ri>, CLEARING YOB FOR ACYiON A MOMENY irfCK CAMS EVER SO HE CANf YAKE A BAfH , YHERE'S HO HOY wOAYfR^ is YOLO n Will be PlENYV Hof BV YHE YiME Hf HAS l)N- DRESSEP COMES COY Yo HEAP Of SYaiRS CAUIH6 HET fCR- feoYYEH YHE BUSttR ON Hi** HEEL. 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