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Lighter Side of Life as Depleted by Famous Cartoonists and Humorists
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Towards the end of last semester
an English professor decided to
spring a character quiz on his
Chaucer class. Among the ques
tions was one asking, “Who
laughed and sang all da£?”
After much squirming and strug
gling one student wrote, “The sec
ond little pig," and handed in his
paper.
It came back a week later
marked as follows:
“Triple credit will be taken off
because the answer is wrong, your
attitude is too flippant, and be
sides, it was the first little pig!”
Very “Touching”
Two members of a club began
to exchange confidences. “Do you
know,” said the young man, “my
wife is absent on a pleasure cruise,
and that she writes me from every
port she touches?”
“You’re lucky,” replied the old
er man. “My wife is also on a
pleasure cruise, but she touches
me from every port she calls at.”
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Riming Aborigines
Producing a talking picture
woven around the life and customs
of the aborigines of Australia has
its problems, according to govern
ment officials who are helping in
the work.
To add local “atmosphere” frogs
were placed in the ground. But
the frogs refused to croak when
the cameras and cast were ready.
Many attempts failed to provide
a “croakers’ chorus.” Some one
suggested sprinkling to make the
creatures raise their voices. With
lights, cameras and stars ready,
men rushed about sprinkling
water from cans. Immediately a
bedlam of croakings, ranging
from basso profundo to falsetto
soprano, burst forth, and the pic
ture was saved.
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