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McCORMICK MESSENGER,' McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 16. 1936 £ ;; 4.- THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS By Osborn* © W«»Un» Newspaper Union There'S' sometvums amiss hext j>oor x at the hoit/'s THRee OR. FVDUPL. STRANGE MEM CALLED TODAY AMD THE SHADES HAVE BEEM DoWH ALL DAy— Bother's ^ 'ion wuh ? Sfoti To THE POOR.— AMD IF IT \ IS A SALESAdAM I DO*l'T WA^T To SEE HIM * SO <3ive ME A break-— JUST LET me showj This to V04R- VSliFE i'll call her—but ^KHOvV iT \MOK\'r DO AHY (sOOP — Dirty Deal YanmV—there's - a vacuum CLEAVER. MAM HERE — he wAmts To tell You about All The DIRT we sot next "POOB — 1LL 0^7^ H/M Rl^HT AtfW/ S^MATTER POP— Dig Up Two Cents, Pop T3ut*He o>i3)kiV TtVfcoW IT Too FA1t, OF COOl?SB By C M. PAYNE {qav<; Ys>Ll CAM FLOOR A sJA CliUAA CLEARER. SELLE^- BV ASlClM(J- MiAy\ IF NET CLEAN LIP 7 (© Th* Bell Syndicate, Inc.l MESCAL IKE V By S. L. 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