McCormick messenger. (McCormick, S.C.) 1902-current, April 16, 1936, Image 7
McCORMICK MESSENGER,' McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 16. 1936
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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Osborn*
© W«»Un» Newspaper Union
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THRee OR. FVDUPL.
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me showj This to
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CLEAVER. MAM HERE —
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FINNEY OF THE FORCE
By Ted O’LooyKIin
© Br Weatarn Newagnper Union
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ADAMSON’S ADVENTURES An Open and Shut Caae
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AR^UMIMT 'BOUT TH'F-ARE?
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WRIOLEV'S GUM
BRINOS YOU
EMJOyMENT,
JUST A HABI'»
“Old Mugt: is telling people tliai
tie owes me a grudge.”
“Don't let that worry you. lie's
the slowest pay in town.”
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WRIG LEY'S
SPEARMINT
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asks Whether he has
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MOTHER A1S0 EAUftOMS
HIM ABOUT NOT dttfiHt/
HIS FEET WET
MOTHER REMEMBERS HE
HAS HIS 60CP TROUSERS
ON AND CAUTiONS HIM Tb
aroARf rut of them
MOTHER Also WARNS
TWIRLS CAP WHILE LIS-
TENIN6 To USUAL RE -
MINDERS ABOUT NOf
60IN6 BEVOND THE END
OF THE STREET
TROTS OFF, PfriEcTiHfe-
ThaT mothers have To
HIM ABOUT NOT PiAV- MOTHER CONCLUDES WITH fct> ThROUEH THAT ROU-
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THE OTHER 0)1 ID RE H ON TiMf. NOT To GUORREL, To UT K vVORRV TOO
Redhead Was No Flirt
She was red headed, so the trafliv-
oops remonstrance was couched in
dulcet tones after he untangled thd
traffic snarl.
“Hut you should have held out your
hand to indicate you were going to
turn," he murmured. 4
“I should say not!” snorted the fiery
one. . “Some of those loafers would
thing I was waving at them and trying
to flirt. Is that all?”
"\es, ma'am.'’ said the cop meekly.
Bad News
On fine of his many prison visits,
the chaplain had found one of the
prisoners who was undergoing a sen
tence for burglary, very upset.
"What is tlie matter, my man?” be
inquired
* I've got bad news from 'ome, sir.’
“I’m very sorry to hear that; what
is it?"
”.\Jy brother, sir,” replied the man
bitterly, “ 'e’s gone Into the work
ouse, sir; the first of our family t<
disgrace us.’’—Montreal Star.
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