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aanled LOfe. There are some mean men in ti world men who will, as Mrs. Radd said, "tamper with a woman's feelin every hour of the day." Occa-lonally is the lot of a wom:in of gentle and ce fiding nature to marry one of the creaturee, and such was the fate' hirs. Undershirt. The other evoid her husband came home with a I mysterious and solomni look upon 1 countenance. So warked was title tit hile wile asiked: "My love, are you I feeling well?' "Pe'orfeotly well, 1 dear," he replied. Then1 he closed i mouth and lookod mnore mysteri than ever. Womn are not, as is w( known, naturatly of i curious dispoi tion, but such conduot was enough arouse anybody's interest. irs. U dershirt tried in overy way shte cou think of to draw her husband out, b her efforts only resulted Ingetting ie sl into a high state of nervous anxie Finally he yielded a little and sal "My (ear, if I were to tell you son, thing, could you keep it to yourself 11r cheeks glowed with exelteint as shie CrIed: "Oh yes, Ilarry." . continued very Solenty: "If I ti you about a soandal in thiis town coul you refrain front mentioning it!' I eyes shone like stars, and she falt danced up and down wilih exciteme as site replied: "Oh, Indeed I could "Even If it cre a church scandal "yes, yes!" she exotahujesd, breathi short aid eagorly. "how has the ba been to-day Y' lie mildly asked. "Lov ly. Well?'' "'Did tile man 4omte w the coal ?" "Yes I Now, larry ?"' a she was as fidgetty as a nonkey wi suppressed euriousity. "I6 an1p most read, ?" he welit on. "Yes. C for nercy's sake, toll t) about t scandalI" sie crled. "'Why, I doi know of any,' lie replied. "Doi know of any?'' "No." An awful lo of disappo'ntiment caio over her fai She asked: 'Tthen why did yott ask i if I could keep a see eL,?" 'To 11 out If you e'ild,'' lie anwered. 'T look of anxety turned to hate. "Y( are the mnianest, horidet, lost co tetiptible, mnean, ugly awiul blrito this world I" shi crled, and then a burst luto tears. And Mr. Undoral got the worst; of the joke, for I next day Mrs. U. lnvited her mot l too me anid stay ii iVi them for a weeks. There Is nll a(lvantago, afLer aIll, being a Queen a1is well as i womeIC when a he0rol ad" Is to be recogniz in an eil'oetive as wel I as tendr wa And it tust )e acknowlo Igel t1 Q 'cl Victoria never falls to un til her prerogative wiIt atilii rable a1, tine discretiion. Two Etgllih ioilict It will be rememtber-il, MLCelvilIo :a Coghil, were killed at the battle handula, Z iulland, whil bravely at tempthlig to rescute the colori of tile regiment. Their wiidows were ptt _loned, of -curse, but tI.N Q teen's onI womaniy heart. stugge-tLed at further ii more graeious recompentise'. Slt. se out by the Inmpresi, Eungonic Li wreaths, and ii noitmpress,aruer she ht miade her pilinage to the spot, wito her son wvas killed, continued h joutrney to flmid the graves of' thuteso o bcure' Engl ish soldiers andit to lay3 Li wvreaths "utn them with her ov hands. She wriote afterward a lett to the Q ieen diescebiing than wild,grai sp~ot where they aro huried, the hion circuistancec of their death, as8 8 had beetn able to learn themt, adding few words of earniest syiipiat.hiy f them and~ congratutlat Iot for the sov'( olgn whio hadl mieni so bravo to lose ; a of wit eh te Quneen copies In her on hand and sentis with a letter ofearmi sy'ttpathly to the widows of the de heroes. Certaintly there is somaethli it being a womntaii itwieli as a Quiet Even to a pralellcaI Ainericain maour ing for her decad, the kiiwledlge th these t wo women , who hadit been seat utpon ithrones, bad auileredt precise like herself, and held ot. thteir hait to her in syminpathby, woulid brinig ai et tain consohat in. Tio hoyl En~glls women the few scribleit wvords wou outtvahito all pensions or r~'wat da. Rllfroad Riutos. T1hie unttormt of the conductor shti htereaiter consist of a seatmless sitt the mtonthi to be strapped atonnud nieck lhke aI naIl bag. 'Thet conidnt shahlishae lis hainds tied bhi nd i andl wear a gag in his mtonth. iio shl carry ant Iroii satfe ont hits back, the k of whiceh will be kept lat Al oiona. Whieni teat icnt fares aire paid( on t train the passenger all be chtarg 0one dolhIt trC etrat. 'Thet tent ien ta m be recovered teut, the dollar goes to condnettor~ or the ('ompatny, whilee is the aartest. VTe patssentger tmuist pu neh his oi ticket tad Iput It in the safe. lIeI sit then tell the ontditctor whlere hei wi born aitd wi here ho0 expects to die whi heo goes to. Jr the condiuctor is sau hie tmust also be punctvhed. Trains munstLun titt4 i neo e'xcept wvh an exeutrsion or the Preslilent's spee~ ear is on the road. Ot sneht occasic ali regular litnes will be deintyed o htour. 'The putnch tmust be carried over left ble1 attd the punttch otn the tii finger of the rigt hand, itht thte hta d110 at an a .glo of foi i.i-tive degre. Any deviatIon will be cautse for su At tile eiti of "very trIp thto condi tot mt.it tttke a wi*ttent replort of numnber of cars, number, color andh l of passenger , together with anty cidetnt, dleathis or birthts w hleh in have ccuiirred. Oin arrivlng at the enid of htis rot the conductor shall be stripped a serached wIth a tootht-piek, naIl-br' and tfie.comnb to aee that Ite has tickets concealed about him. No elmokIng ears, water tanks closets wvill be allowi ed on trains wvhl have a parlor ear aittachted. For a of these Ituxuries the passenger ni nay fifty cents. AGRIOULTURE. is A WET OfLLAR FOR KB1PING A PPLES. lie --InilAw of tine coPstantly incresng g, production of apples and the seemingly i almost universal crop the present se son, *nd as tie late-keopers usually bring the most remunerative prices, It 84 is of vast hubortance that we practice of the beat methods of picking, packing Ig and storing. in this matter many have O pet theories that are directly opposite to those of others. For instance, a re cent correspondent states that among at essentials for keeping apples is a dry ot cellar with coment bottom. This Is di ,y rectly opposite to the experienco of all is the fruit dealers vho visited my cellar for the purpose of iispeothtig stook dir US illg tie past winter and apring, atmong Ili them two ' from West Virginia who i- handled thousauds of ban res in thits to county alone the past reason, ind ox ensve fruit, growers. One of them re marked that whenever lie entered a ld cellar and was compelled to walk on ut boards to keep out of tile water, lie was r. sure to find tine iruit in good condition, ailowing,of cotrse,thatt lie temperaturu ' had been kept as near the freezing point * as Dossible-as is neoessary li eitLher ease. Now both ol' thes advocates are nmitiusiastie li their theories ; is it true li, that both are correct? As an exper lie mont, during applepicking last fall selections were Imando of9 LIne Non thern odS spy and Yellow Illoliower, catrojully Id handled ; Caich 'spectann of the latter or 'Was wrailed vpiaratiely in paper and ly i)iaced in ventilated packaiges, and nt, stored immediately lin my cellar, whmeo, ,, owing to tie springy nature o tile 1o. catioan, notwitistnding the thorough drainage, iuiring the spring mountis ng water will be lound on portions of .ho by cait bottom. Tio result ias been LC- tilat we are itow (J uily 2) suppiled with ii satnaaJipes of Line Spy ill at g 1od state U1 prebervaitlon ; tine Bullllower l.sid out, well Lill Junie 1. Tanking ito cul - tI era tioti that, 1n0nt0her virl noy is Ulasbed er1 iinoang tie o1ng-keepers, Line latter be 'i Iing wi lint, dealens teru "holi lay I ruit,' I umn fully conivimned Litt by carulut 0 niMid jnIWetiOUts haln iliog, iand practising A till tie other bobt, known Conitlons it It, vorable lor koe plug rtuit, damntness, sik Ur inn other wurius a wet Celir bottoma, IS not letrun ntal to the Iong-keeping OL our winter riuit. Ile )d KE E.PJIxNo Cnimn bwimr.-As a)ples hie are likely to b1 pIluiLa nu taLa fall a toan. >A nibleinable qnaannttvy wv ill be anaeti inno tn ider, anni h inqu iirv vilL frirIuintly In o inide : "llow Can i preservu iny ci ier sw et?" It' the tiltollowing d iCec li Liotins arne olllowedi, cider may be pre rt served swn Ot for nia indeflinite period : lie Frat,, tak manly Ve -ripened, sound an Ip i r ines amid ur ih ii l extract, Ln juice. ir liA e pnomineU lit, aI 1W isIa befslore pressing. lIst' e ovtry t .ig with wilch t1he poniSneU or JlIeu (1o1nes iln contnact, bweet aIld cletai. Stratin thi Jill e tinroigh I liLr ats Iolows? 0.a tine top 1,1a it 1a3 n of' lean in straw, below ine gravel, or coarso and wanilled clean On u1ir, 1nd benneath ii liuinnelu Cloth. uich at filitur will take otut, all poarticles Od of poinnaiee, e:c., wihichs castiue ieeny, y. lluviig tie npple Ju cjiCe pure, put, inn at It, ketlio aii bin nag it, toii Ia 011, skitnumininag oil' all bc:Lisan w ilitah rises during tine pro c0Ss1. Wille tine Cidler Is till h1t, or Wvarm enn or buLle a 1Ii you would Irttt, S, tio pac.-eric It. Bottles many be maitde d tigitt by tornki ng aid seanliag tine satuo by iinjlnanag LI cork inn at cominpozivnusn Of Si slan t ni nalnlow nuelted. i nu nani Lin ing a an tle iloe-rVattioi is to Leoi, it Ia oa ine atir pleict ly. The jtn Ce of gralpes almmd otiet fralits nlitay be pareservedi ian a tine sanin waiy. It is ebSsn Liail ti all teae si Liti tine produtct lbe kept) in a coi pinace, on nniestran t~ei Laperaiture. U nnenrien i.teid ineis, or juic ol Lane granpe, lb mades ~o aid pre.-erven in tin a~ s wa3 , ant d 1 buttecr ni anil auore haaltin nul thnan winie inade iq re nany other waly. nir Bow aNU 1001. UniAINs.-Thne lad inag lairmti wirk non Lis s noth itin un nny i1n nocintiios is mne sown ng oi tine sall cro0ps, an Onne cannomt, expIect d~iaL the best har-. er vest, illn lua .wv a caeiess preparslaon ad o1 tine soil, atnd tine lmperfecet sow ing~ of~ thLie seedi, lho youanag plats shouldii get rootedl be o w hater siis il, utid ina inariter~ to ins tau tI, tine isietold be ai deep an nil dow. W hea t reqin re a stoll or pliveizedi, buL connpanct, wtit i nun taiui r- f' Line auric, ior a suuri bed. Thine ; LIamy be ihninmis oan tine sunrfaee of tine soil a but lihe seerti shin t niot, b -i suroundied il by tinemna, (iiiher wi'isi tine pisn als ii bne $t very' ntne n, saini many grn. Inis will nt, nil banirt alt atli, ii tihe soil islanjamy, as at is ng inn many eMsses. Usne a aol len Iiine, Sdinateiy anter line lowt, or alnter' ah har an row hans beem nsetltance. Th'iis is tine only an' isropersi use oi tine roiler oni fall sown in tileihs. Tio r'ollthins grein md at'ter tine ~d gr'nan is sowan is a inistanke ; it gives to mihe 'snarlaico a smonoth piea--inag aippeasrancnie, is u. iiat is mutiei mtore incineul 10 crunst over; beies thnis, tine protiecting conta ii smniow is not hemildit wilnter ans it -n would be if Line surf'laicet waus lel t rotugh. LiMit slaniked iihi a solumtion of salt in wter and ia tien propaerly tinniend ithni nkima-mnilk, from wichei all tine cremn hans been'n take. n, nankes a pei - 11ananeint wimewasih for cut-door woria k, iandi it is satiI, nendn ers i le woodl ieun L, bunsi tin. Iti laun excel lent, waisi. fora lie preserv'ing sining les andt for ailt farmin tin TI's (1 r W~oalM.-T'wo parts of qicik thrline, three. partas a-Oat, andi one panri coarse netuLse. saiits. used as a top) tir ess ig is said to be dest ruction io tine cuit be w mrmi. Re' uase salt aulonen, at tine iaate di ofi 500 pnud al n to ihe ae, in theo fall w vill Ey dlestr oy tine worim. e.Ryis Is a haridier' grain than wheat, ams nii here' tine sot Is snot good or well enouaigh prepariedl Ior w hea, it will be 'ni sailr tosow dmry, il - .. a- Asnecinto of tine Giranudt Duke Nichsolais. L'3 While tihe Girand Dunake N icholais wias re.vlewiang 1ne prine.nu'rs afite'r tine takling an of levi'na his eye caughtL tihe mnag~n ii. ii coant Arab horse of a Tu'rkisin olleer, II' Is nafter' warda-i set i int'is at i lant nt 'tine inc iatter to ask if. he wouldt sell It., or'derb inanvinag beens given that thaq..caspturneil hne unleers shounld retain thneir horses. Th'ie rd Turk n epiled thant i. waus no loingenr Ian n- his pos session, for imnmnediateiy after '5. nine ainamal Ia bni e sen remairko by then in- G randnn Dunke a Room aian m el 'r hadl comefl to bh'n amnd ordi-reti him no ne- give It uap. 1e linad roefiseid he anad demaindedl athe wrniten com-n ge anid of thae Prian.me. Th'ie 'illier thneni iw-i dre Is revolver, atnd, thnre teoninig to aty shoot hn im, fiorend iiim to) comply ithii his deand. For tin nately' for tine Tur k ite inh oilneer thne Rboumstalin had a sqint, indl anid by mneans oi tinis physicat peculiatri hn ty' was soon diseoveored, aind i'opndii to nSo be inonse other than an staff1 onleer at tachend to Genierah Skobeleilf. liii hadt or forthnwithn to anarrennder his ill-ge t en ehm spoi, was severely reprovedi ad hnas ay beean obliged to leave headquarters ist owving to the odium into which ihe has :isialen, DOMESTIC. 108 AND THE SvOMACR.-The use of ice as a luxtary,in tie forn oficecream or of iced water, is becoming more and more prevalent in this country. Used in these ways they are generally taken espeolaily by the young, recklessly, without a thought of any serious, pos sibly fatal, results that may follow. An average stomach has a great deal to do to digest chree full meals a day ; es-' pecially when,as is freque-ntly the case it Is disturbed and Irritated by food thatis ludi(estlble because of its quality or quantity. Let it be remembered that there is nothing in tie, body blood, muscle, nembrana, bone, tel don, nerve. br-ain or secretIons--which has not come of the conlents of th stotach. Neither, Is there a thought a feeling, an emotion, a volition or an act which has not derived the materitl foro-e back of it frot the stonach. Such an organ must, therefore, be highly organized. It has countless arteries, veis, nerves and glands. It is lined with a delicate mucous metbrane as much so aA the air tubes. It Is stutded all over with glands which elaborate and pour into it that wonderful titud, th gario juice. Its coats consist of difll'rent thin layers of mnuscles ar r anged crosswise, and tiese are con statily at work, giving It that peculiar rolling motion by which the food is tioroughly mixed with the saliva. Every organ and ini4cle when In ac (ton Iust have a spooal sup)ly of blood. This is espeulally true of the stomach. Food, therefore, fails to di gest If the blood is withdrawn front the t~taroiih, as, for insiaice, to the bai lit by study ior close thought, or by anxiety lnaImediately after eating. Now,it Is tEi nattre l0' cold to conttract ah blood vessels and drive back the blood. and to paralyze, more or less, all tierves. Of course the flow of gas. trio juice Is checked and dIgestioti Is arrested, anisd the proper motion of the bLutiomacihs ilntterfered with, by )in iue-cold tild introduced litiat. Firther,whein t-10 reaction sets in, tle blood Veonls becoie over distited, producing (oftiin a daigeTous congesttioiltai.d an inert a - ud Lirist, with at ioningg for more ic water, thtus iladucillg a 'viclous circle.' From what we have said any rearler van see that. Led water, or ice creana should Iot be takei lto tlie stomach Itt, tihe same tinai with fl od. Serious cunsequences will oftent follow a disre gard of tnis physicail law. Dii. I. V. I'nitCic, Consulting Physl cla11n to the Woriu's Disjpensry stnd In valld's Hotel, of Butilo, N. Y., has r-esigii.ed his seat, in Congress, that ie nav hereafter devote iis whole thiae an11d attention to thoe ap11lying to tihe World's Dis.pensa ry Meilical Associa tiot for tihe treatmaent, of Claronic Dis-| calses.e EACu plant, to be brought into the t housu ior winter bloomitng-and those n that. have not bloomed inuch dtrimg 8 tilt sunmier ire best--should be eut it around with a narrow, siarp spade, or | sol e other shlir'), taili tool, so as to I ave at ball of orthi itat cas he remov ii with tle plhant tnd pla.ted in rhte pot. It will be seetn thatit is ie--'siry to e detetrinelo the size of thte ball pretty u accuri'a ely, siice it. is not. to be rieduced 11 alier removal. Ifi there Is reastmn to| etpi)pose that a plant tis long reos r-ti iing directly riown wirdls, it will bi' necessary to run the spade under it ad tut, ihem 0ol', so that thero s-jall be Ito i-ools too long for potting. As i resill oh euttinsg atiout the piuits,all the rootss thtat sare tortned by the operationt wvillI make mulnerous .you sng rootlets, anid in a lortnight ithese wvililhave fully itormied, anid the plants n11ii ttaeilb hi a reaidy to be placed it thteir ptots. A ' pat. u Inthe coinihioit nowv d'.scribtel .l It''roperly pot' ed a ni ireat e1, will| commtsesc: asn active gi owL', s a- c'ly* shiowinig a sign of' the ebange itI as' heeni sui iject'ed to. T1hae plaints may be 1 lifteed any Itme before tro-t, and two or| Its ice weeks satter the oper1ation of' cut Linzg asronund thiim hans been per'formied. 'I hte pots shouhi ii be an incit or two | la rgir it diameter than the balls of | cartht, sO that froim a asali-inch to an|r bachl of the parepaired soil cani be phatcd ( bet~ween the bail and the pot.I Gnaowla MIOXNxT.r-r AS A TREE. Chtooste aS stigisi youn ig plat; ',o it to a slender stack ; ketep the side shoots iipped fronm the lower part or the ~ ptlant, but let all the single leaves re nmnsin, also thec side shaoots on thle uppe-r iportiont. Whiein thte lie wer buds I orma it p thiem ott; 't. multitude of younig shioots wvill put out alter this ; wi e n they have grown to be thi ee or four ieh's lontg a Ifew of them iniutst i~e se leca ed. andtithe bailance cut a way. 'The number wIll depenad on the size aii-h st reng th oft' the planlt ; certainly not1 maore than eight shtould be left, sixI would better. fThey must be equal distatunes apairt, antI shoulId be train ted to a smtaill iosut S pported ait the pro. per 1 0 gi t 'I he soe:oi.d riower buds m y tit lieIt osa, taut barore they opent a ace ostd hoop in ust be aidded to itne ti-ellis, andi the ban chies securei symmitet rical iy Lto it. lBe careful to remove eves-v tiewer beiorec any) .seedpodls hvie time to ttorml. 'Vis system it prun~-i sing and trainsing is Lio be cairried oan and ini the I coutrse of' tiime lie sitms anad branschae, will heeomte woody' ande the i"tree"~ will baloo a almost cont-isa lntily. It tatkies but, nte tit to srnow tihe puiay andt mearit eof D)abbinis' E eeltrie soap, (issade by Cr'agmn & Co., PhItla deli jha .) Fors your 5~ownt inter'es give it that onei I rial. -A I grocers keep it,. CIcKEN MAY 'NAtI.-Ct tp lf O0 chticke'ns und liiiry tihemt icely it bittlet . Let. theam get cold, thena trlim inlo gooo isape tand put them in a covered( dIIish wiith salt, peopper, oil ash v'iniegar ii io sahiai; addl a few pieces oh onih n ada ltitleiparsley.* Let thecm 5isa tihus two-t or tthree housilrs. Thlent draint 1ho paiecs of cic ken ,piace tnem Oil thie hettueei in y'ourt saladi daih and spreada i e'ttei manase Sidiressing ov-er all. Sont * mf tihe chsckoen whten fried can Le siae for tomtato stuiling. IF a tin teap~ot htas 'eomie bro .vn in silde,andts thei tea msadhe it it, taste' 'brick tsht, iput inl a littie wiatshingc sod(a, seal. saapandttu wauter, pouir thte water out in a pen,. put it 301our dish-ulotth an' wipe quickl3 il Pour the watler back and bi aigatin ;~ r'e peat s'-vera ltmes tad it wvill iall ip~e oil' asmo-t as brighat as new. SNA Ps.-Take oneC Cupi 0 molasses, tharee- quarters of ua cip oh' sugar, otne tablespton eacht of lao wdieredl clove's. ciiinamoniaa ndii aispiee. Aidd thtese to iane-hiael Icup o1 muedted buteri andt beat in tiwo teaspons sod:.,aind ilotti enmough toa roil. Roll very thint, cut. out with a tin cutter anid baike ini panai ini a hot CRAB apple and quInce Jellhes are really imprioved~ tay addling one-thtird of aple to thlem. "Ah, how wieli do I remtemiber-it wats in the bleak November." when I cauighit thte Cold that wias wsearing mue searely andu swiftly awvay ; butt I heard of Dr. Butla's Cough Syrup; took It, and aum na well na oner. WIT AND HUMOR. HN did not have the right kind of face to inspire confidence, and his clothes looked as If they had served a third tern at least. "Are you the fel low who makes fun or people in the Noews?" The newspaper manl owned up he was "thar or tharabouts." "Well. I come to warn you. They are layin' for you with clubs. Tihey are bad." "Not to hurt, I reckon." "Yes they are; but don't be afeared; I'm your friend. I can stave my fist through a man and walk off with him on myarm, just like he was an empty market basket." "Oh, get out," "i'm not joking. I'm your triend, and I am iown on your eneniles. Look here. Caa't you lend a feller a quarter ? tenporirily, only, of course." "Now, you look here. Didn't tou Just now say you were my frIend ?" "o I am." 'You (lon't talk like lt,but I'll take you at your word." "Jest count on me." "You say you want to help me, and you want to hurt my enemies?" "'That's about the size or it." "Then you go and borrow a quarter from them tmd oan It to me." Adjourned. A Youvzo lady tiaied Collins, of Quiarryville, Lancaster county, while In the act ofrgetting Into a hammock which was suspended about four feet rrom the grounti, fell, striking upon tier head itid shoulders, and was ren ierel uneoscelots. Before under ;aking to mount a itery, untamed ham nock, a young lady should learn the Lrt of' swinging on the flying t.rapeze, langing by her' toes from a horizoncal ar, and riding a bareback borse and u'ijn)lig through hour-barrel hoops. ihe should first try sometting a litlt uore simple than getting itoa ham neck. IT 1s just lovely to steep in the coun ry theo flie mornings, with a gobbler 4obbling tinder yoiur window and a ,alf bellowing like a concert saloon baritone on the side of the house,while t cow, his iotlher, is halloolog mezzo soprano oi the other, and roosters atre :rowing and tite milikiald ai playing ambourine with the bottonm 01 the nilik pail and drivers are going by vitiing and tihe parrot is yelling at. he goat that talks back and a halr loz*n boys are throwfug green apples >n 0he roul to see themn roll down and he lantilord Ii swearing at his wife at lie back kitchen bee tua she has put 00 tuany inackerel to soak for "then ity hogs." The country is a reell quiet ;lace-for Cemeteries. A SCOTCHMAN hmas invented a new nuvsiuvl instarunient, whlich conibin. a he strains of the bag ppes, a tile, ac or.ilon, it liin(-orgain, atd the tri ngle. As the man11 who was darin-v niouugh to play t lie lrt one iII tiil. ountry was torn to ileces by an out aged public, it is not likely the instru lent Will becuomie popular outside of colland. Our pooplh Irefer the music made by lliing a saw or riveting a uiler. Prentiable Patients. The most wonterlul and marvelous iccess in cases where Iersoas are sick r wastlog away fron a condition 01 lIserableiiess, that no one knows what iUs t)1eu. (protitable patients for d.'e nirs,) is othained by the use of Iop litters. Tliev begin to cure from the irst (lose and keep) it up until perfect alth aol strength is restored. Who ver is atillieted in this way need not ilt ir, wien i lie can get H1op Bitters. Ciincinai Star'. A waALTtIY up)ite rr goes to a sa'is auble to buy a pa r o' earriasge hot sesi tier'e are a ~a-ple o. tine Engliih tm u ;ar'e," says the proptrietor. "Engix ish bred ' They will not do." "'Wiy ?"' 'My coaichmlan is a Frenchman.'' 'Weli.'' "If they we're raised in En~g ;ndi theyi could not und(erstandi a word e said." "SER here, Georgie," said a fond timma to her little son as they' walked am the beach, "what a lot of nice't little oiund srones."' "Yes,"' grumbled leorgie, as hie east. a search ii.g glance round, "and not a blessed thing to btrow 'emi at !"' "I'LL teach you to lie, and s'eal, and muoke, a nd use profane Jangu'sge," said ni Irate Galv'eston patrent to his eldest fispring, at thme same timne swinging a :oot mized sapuling. "'I'll teach yotu, ou Joung sicamip.'' "Net mind, at her, I know all them branches al eady'." VAssa girla sing: .'IIere's to Vats ar 1.ollege, drink it, down." Buit It, an't. he done. We have heard of men rinking "oli stone fenice," and drink n)g up a $40.000 property, but a man ould never swallcw Vassar College. 'he water-spout would stick in hisa hbroat, and the beaury the Institution onitains would itoxteate hinm before 0lett ad boited"' a door. THE last rosh of Eummer and the first yater of autumini are .in such close cont unlctioni that it Is dilcuit t'a tell w here lhe perfume of' one ceases and time liek ng good f1avor hf the otiher begins. Tuac girls have now yMet the business ardl fever andi mnerchanits are vyinmg vithl each o her in getting out attrac ive c'ards. We~ suspect coilusin with lhe j ab printers on the piart,01 the girls. AND now a poet starts off' with : "I OveC to see iiy darling's happy smile.'' l'hen we ak, why in the inme of coin noun sen-e tie turns the light, dlown so ow ? Perhaps ncw he hadl rather ieel lie smileo than; see' it. AT a restaurant i"'fake awvay the anec; kr'aut, there's a ha r in it.'' "'Mon leur', you atsionishi me, I thought I had >ieknd thlem; all oit.." 'fTau s'one h ng11is re, I't, 'si m1 Oci fati n er. '" ha you'! ai ana i ftnd ruec to the core, and thiat's the apple .v or in.' A Youxo physician asking permission >r a Ias- to kase ber, she rephied: "No, ir ; I nte'ver like a toctor's bill stuck in ny face." "Made New again." ST. C'ATHARiNF., Ont. R. V. Pierce. M. D.: I htave used your Favorite Pi'escrin lor,, GOtlden Medical Discovery andi Ple'asant Pur'gative P'ellems, for the last ,'.rce motiihs andi indl myslf-(w hat, shid.li Isa~y) -''made nto again," are thle >nly words that express It. I was re Itieed to a skeleton, cotild not walk ueross the floor without fainting, could keep notinug in the shape of 100(d on nty stoma:eh. Myself and friends had (lven up all hope, my immnedilate deatht seemed eertaini. I can never be too Lhankful to those who reconmemnded your meielnlies, for I now livo (to the sutrpis" of every body) and am abie to Jo my own wvork. I desire to make this statemtent ini ordler thiat those suff-. uriing maty not dlespair until thtey have given youtr remedies a trIal, Yours resp' CLERGYMEN, Bankers, Boqk-keepers Editors aid others that lead sedetara AlYes, will find muelh roller from flead aohes, -neVOusless and CoustipatLio engendered fron want or exercise, b taking Simmons' Liver Regulator I is a harmless vegetable compound, ai numbers who have tried it will confi dently assert that ItIs the best reined that van be used. It expels tke posonot humors of the blood, cleanses the liver restores the kidneys to healthy actio and.drives out the despondency an gloom of ill health. The patient 800 leels as If he had taken a new lease c life, and Is overjoyed to find the di pressed feeling sisalpated, the costiv habits corrected and new streams 0 health Coursinig through his veils. "Stuantiid Liver Regulator Is a ver valuable remedy for Dyspepsia, Sic Headache, Torpid Liver, Uwnetitpa tion, Pales kand stau lako diseases. "'W. S. Holt, Presidtent ot S. W.- .1 R. U,., of' Gorgia." A Cu-iotAs P/hy8cal Phenomen. curious piysical p0h1oi0ion01I hs mecl lately described by Dr. Grassi ii h' Proceedings of the Royal iustitut of Lainbardy. An apparatus is foa lmed ol three concentrie vessels wit an annular space aboug two conthtneter uetween the irst anid the second, an tIe second aid the third. Tho oute space is tilled VItM oil, and the uex with water. The oil is heated by gas furnace to a little over 100 dog., aI the water bolls. Thon hot oil at, fo example, 150 deg., Is poured Into th central Space. 'hils quickly cools t a teimperature close to 100 deg. Dr Grassi found that the cemntral oil coolo unore rapilly time higher the tempera ture of the outer oil; ind with mor delIcate apparatus (l.a which the vapc rized water was conducted and retur ned, and the outer oil kept mt any re quired const-int temperature) he urri ved at deilulte numericaILI resutts which he tabulates. With the oute Oil at a Maeamt teimperature of 1209 deg for InSanace, the time of ioolinig of ti4 atiner oil 1rom 120 deg. to 110 deg. wa 49 secomds; wien the former was 105 dog. the latter was 57 seconds. Alto hol and other gave iuore decided re Suits. The amaximuija difference wit obtained with other; the outer oil be ingat 57 5deg., vie imer took 25 so cauamdS to cool front 57 deg. to 50 dg (7-); whereas time folimer ibaeing 39% -leg., the latter becatne 39 5 tecontiu in all the experiiinents tife coolinlg 0 Mainn mer oil cumtiamuced at a temapera Lure little above tihe imaxiitiutn o tilt exteraloli. Whea the outer oil is at i lligher temperature, at acerai polit tie linea. begins to prevail, which it LranismaiitLeu dircecly trom tle outer IC Lte imer oil. Ani atialogouis phoeno .IUenoi ((o whici Dr. Grast refer. was that, o some mem bers of the Acua rlieiulia del Cunento, who founiid tiaR ti water aim a vessel suarrouieded ty 1c coolls i1uore rap:dly ii the ice be heated to ac'elerae iusion. VioETINE.-Tt'V groat success of th< Vegetiie as a clea'se-r and purifier o. the blood Is shown beyontd a doubt by the great numbers who have taken il and received immediate Belief, witl such remarkable cures. Vegetable Wax.-ln the Island of Ja vIa a 1-p es o wax Is obtained iron: Facus gumiflua, probably by dry ing ith pitn. tmmas wax i8 used for lights, and s mantual'actured in hard lumnps of a chocolate color, It becomes scat Ini heat, mel ts tat 0 deg.-7d deg. C.; losei iI b oiming Iwater its b.r. wna coloring inatter, and~ becomnes nearly wvhlte. L is partially dissolved ina boilinag aleo ihoh, about one-third of it enterling int suluatiot amnd beling deposited on coolmay ta a maatumnlated 'ormn. Whlen trca ted itha cold ether it, separates iic t wo a ts, which are unequally solu. bie. Thes~e cani be isolated by mealsa om soluitozs ini ether amid by iractonali precipitatiomis alter reloeated amid uat meirous additions of alcohol. The leasm solublie part inects at (02 dleg,, aiji b~y a'.alyals, It is loanmd to hnave a coin posi tioma wvhich is expressed by time or illia C 11 0. Wim~ perchloride of phous. pitorus it gavesi a 'ctil.,ride whIch as in. eoluble ini waiter. Tfhe most soluibi parat crystalizes its a mnistuare 01 ettiem anad aicommol, naulte at, 73 dleg. Its cm. PaLtioni seemst to be C 11 0 . Tate ce. colo~ratedl waax,ifsutb.nittert to ai dry dia, Luhlationt, y ichis, amontg otner prod ucts a crysa.ine suabstance anmd an ,,t l'hme first onie it' crystsabized in petroie, ua eamer, forms betautiu clusters ua crystda, wi hich it at (17 deg., an forma a i quid, the bclieiag pinmi oi whiuch is 250 deg. nitracacad itranae formts it into a eri stailizhae nitrate. Not a Beverage. "Tihecy are not a beveraigo, but a medicinie, wimh curative properties 01 time highest dega ee, conitaiinag nto p)oo whiskey or pomuonocus drugs. Tihey di *wt tear downan i areauy debilitatet eSteutn, but build it up. Onte botth contais lncre hops, [thar is, mere rem strenigth, thani a barrel cl' ordinmary oeer. Every druggist int Rochestei sells thiem, anmd Lthe pmm sicanst prmescri tihem.-.Evening Express oni 1ioy Bitters On~e drawback to them recently disco vireti iaiulplionae has br-en its lar ge cost but1 MI. Uudaiaduni, ol' Uenevai, hams, alltj comas dei able ex1 or m utanl, so suepil ne~d anum chapeneaid lte 1 ins mrnauet thaL a servmcitte auidiphonie cman noe be puircased icr lty cetimes, Iustent cm 11tLy Iranacs, the formuer price, llt substatueu a viariety ci Lainm pasteboart Ior time hiardenied rubbe.r lheretozoac ued. "It's growing in right raplly, My neud can niow be seeni Lake other heads, in sikemi locks, ihanks to my C~aot.INa." Fr.'om aan investigationi la stitued b3 the iRev. J. JE. Tienisona-Woods it. ap. jaas tat tite large trets5 o; Lte lorestu ci nacmamima are omnly huma1 ias oid is they are popaniray supposed to bo. Ii-netu ci auaatitg only omne inmg c' woodI ii iheir circunmulerette in a year , t hey adrd two rinage, so that a LtCie w bleh beemima tW be 10) years old Is in reality ott:ty lilty yeaars. "Miv umbrella is gettinag decidedly shabby,"' saat t yoaung milan about, towrt onie evemilmng last week. "I[ believej will have to strike another prayer mteet. tng the ti si m amamy ntighmt." rTe Doctori Told Me to take a blueo pill, bumt I didn', for I haad al re ady tceen pa Isonted Itic by amuercury. I ha crussietL load mu to ir,> Kinmey-Wort. Bai did. It was just limo ting for nay baidousnos and conni ip t ona, and I nov am ait welt al ever.--Adivocale. 19 Full am Mitcu F. T ita i T. lOO: ars San cpecO 27 Shooa s: .. GE~ORG E A CH EllS aand.t b$,ctaiats fr u.i Wine$ 4i sa A Vegetinee More to Me than Gold. IVALroLE, lass., March T, 1880. Il M. n. e'rvuNs.: I wish to inform you what Vegetine has do for me. I have been troubled witit Brysipell liumor for not e than So years in my imbs nri s olier parts eo my body, and'have been a grej sufferer. I commenced taking Vegerine 01 year ago last Augus and can truly a ly it bi done nioro for me Ihan ony other medicine. seem to tie perfeotlv free from this humor at can recommend it to every i ne. Would not I without this medteine-'tis more t me thi gold-and I feel it will prove a blessing toothe as It, has to me. Yours, tuost rospeetfully .RS. IiAVID CLARK. J. BENTLEY, M.'D., says: Xt has done more tood han ali med Cato treatlnoesst. NEWMARKST Ont . Feb.9,1880. Mr. 11. R. S7avaNs lioston, ass:. Kir-J havo soIl curl. g the past year a ce iderable quani Ity of vour Vt getine, and I b lieve, in Ill CaseS It, I as given b. lisfot lon. one ose, a delloate young lady of about L y ara waS much bnnelited F its uso. Her p ren's Intot med me that it Tad done her me 0 good i hah all the medical treatment to wihi I she had previously been subjected. Yours, resp*Ltfully, 83 Y sJ. DENTLEY, M. D. Loudly in its Praise, TonoNTo, Ont., March 8, 180. f f. N. STEVENs. BostOn: I r Dear air-Considering the short, time th Vegetine has been before the vublic here solls wel. as a olood put liter, and fcr a roubi n rising fiom a sluggish or torpid liver. It it I first-class medicine. Our customers spoi ioudiy in its praise. r J. WRIGHT & CO., Cor. Queen and ilizabeth Streets. Vegetine. PREPAnED BT UR. R. BTEVENS, Boston, Mast. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggist , I S U ESTET CELEBRATE0 ITERS The accumulated evirdSE of nearly thirn years Show that th-. Bitters is a certain reined tor rnl aral disease, as well as its asureat pri ventive: that, it eradieates dysapepsin, c nst 1ation, liver complaint and nerv.musness. coun eracts a tendency to gout, rheumatism. u'rinns and tutetine disorderst, b at, i, imn nrts vigor the acebie. and chi.ers the mind while It invig rat ta the body. For sale by all PiruggIsts and Dealers HOP BITTERS. (A RMedicine, not a Drink.). CONTAINS HOP1S, BUCIIU, DIANDRAKE, DANDELION, Axn Tua Ptunasv AND Bxst MRPniAL QuALt. TiEs OF ALL OThER BITTERS. THiEY CURE All DiseasesoT the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Rtdnres a ad Uriatrytorgait, Ner vousncseetsiws 1 ast espeeially $1000 IN COLD. Will he paid tov cses they will not cure or help, ot Lur a initrti iilur or iujurious Ask your druggist for Hop flitters and try them bofore you sleep. Trake nto oilher. D Y. C. isann nbsoluto andI irresist ible enre for Drunkosttuss, uso of opitum, Lobatcco tand ntarcoties. SEND FoR CIRCULARt. Rsn e MONT'liS ON TR IA L tonr a i e-o--nt, a' i mp o TuE PsoPI.aM JoUltNAL. Hag ratown, Mid. L PliSitNS Wean tnt Emp ormnitt ini are iani le Hoes oea Isra Ncs, etc Dra iwi-yNew k sy' 'iTyG~tY1 T3hE EIONAKEA FOst liOUI( Aus-NTee Il s. liming our awo Iyldidiy liltIumteris' il..sks. i,if c lElN. H ANCO0K lii'"".):da .1 VN OlR N Eistan sinther . t ..n'son If -m. hi uhlty enas..-,t by Genterat linnene k, tiu party leaders sent I e srema. Al. , safe frbwuid, Ot. J... litBill HNgat anaihar ft -et.. e hanmiesiy poput-. -e s lang over lU-1tM0 ns cceek I Aar.li mask' a 610 n dayI Onlita 150. tact Fror inest beseks 3, - i*en.. .e a slrautrn a nik, liUlh Dh itlt 1 ,0. 73 Is sainut *it. ~IU353 A YIleA It eatts ex peansenm t ua Ilittia Free. Adidreess W i Pl i0lOKtV. Ananer.hta.M KID1EY DISEse me quickLy ad enmely oared by te use of KIDNI having such an immense sale ini all pars-t of the co and toes to thes diseased organs, sand through the humors. EKidney diseases of thIrty years standing bo., which have distressed the viotims for yeas, power. No longer use Alehollo Dittoe., which de V.&, KIDNE.WORT, and health wul be quiel .. *ii send poet paid.) W lte oerlet illpetasry talti nvalits iote I a - cases havse antisa y ren treated. Dir. Fleracei esrience, andi ha become justly celebratedi for WEAKNESSES PEC Favorite PrescrIpueon Is a powerfall Itestorati,. surpased elltcacy ande while it qttlets naervousg Ia tderla restoring 'ito hnIeallhful vIgor. Ttae folio, I1resrptinn las workeel cures asl t lay nmagle. t Pheval eseesee Sewlnsi painfesd menstraiem fallls of lhs mierne. aneverastent r~everatoa meton, and steeratlin internal heat. *erveui a# barreasese, er ster tity, whena iot caused je eoneIttinn exlit, we can, bsy othe~r means, reat A (see InvalId.' (hulsle Book, sint for one stsamp, or lavorite i'rescription Is sold Untier a peeliive s'DO I.IRE.WIN.-MSra E. Pl. ban of Ne was a dreadfuel uaterer frm., uterine troubles, I *omtpl~eteJy dIscouraged anld so weak I couald WI ea Favori trteeripls n anti usingth h ad rul.se I wrt a, e~ Ion arestored,. andt offertngto senad the fu!~Dra o stamprd enve'lopa for repl Ih have receive eo 1 a 1 een~ i ae n a estin a S e t frthe 'Mtical Adlviger' gnd 1 i were much better already. D ap , *UTKRT INYAlaJD LADT sheeld rea erbTe m j1,,4 pa e~teato te aJratios The OnlY Remed, ThatA atthe Aam 7 T e sa L Uver, Tle Bowels sd The Kida e M de0e01nd actMon 9s w 'S porwee'o cur hde Are We Nok? 1 rs coekge aorpif 2 -Kide. plais n Dsea eat a- wesses and Nervous Disorders. . etuen 'rseactio theora n wing ?&drvier to rotw iew. ITyW ffer iliousains ahe I i Why tormented-with Plesacon ti Mout re eoerdiorderedK n' en re nervous r nick hea eI Why have sleepls Ight V4s KIDNBY WORT and j"eies hi health. It isa dry le ep und Oea kiofo Wlmae ei tio Knte OfY ur r . h im. WELL5, 0N M U., 1rmplm I (Wulea paetyst.) 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MAKE HENS LAY. eravelln in thi c ountry, a5 e tat most or tie ikore san Ohitl hower he re are worthis trah He eart wil nae ens iay I khe 8heidans Oondtio 0 Powders. D~oso, one .teses coon to on.- piet of fee. -toe rywhe I.8. JO4 80 C., Saner, e. Solilmag our new Pla tform Failhy Scale weighs accurately np tot 9ib16, g Iso pponrance isitta . price S2O 0h r fa' i'y Scais el l.g' 21b.. nainotho boih noefa- Agoersta. Exetu ive territory iven. r,, Inh: ST3O bCALE CO.,187 W Si3a flAK~l. 1,.. a laiist is a Paistal with your lIIIIIV ~ uasra I wiii pa yost LPUII LI~~ilU s~si coma e8.. h a., Pa. ALLEN'S Binma Food tiures Nervous Debiitl rn Se.ssa iarr mo ur iae Or u ,ia yt 51l First A ve., N. Y. RUPTURE t:plet,o a issr .str il sit the irnjury Irmisses in ti si-uway, New York. Ils. boosk *wish phsotygr 'psits for is'cs f badcasebefo andl after cume,nmaille 1881. FREE. 1881. The ILLUSTRATED " GOLDEN PR1Zit" for 1881 ;s no0w ready. Th s elegaint, book cuni ains about, 2.0 line engravlnsus. A specimen copy will lic sent from' to any qno In tl.- Unt ed StilteS .on receipt i f a thre~e.ce'nt, si amo toprepmy post. age un t ho U.ok. Agents wanted. Acldretss F. OLEASON & CO., ,48 Summer Street, Boston, Mass. r . fPERA CLASSES, U tteroscopn,. Thiurinmtrs, icys. r~is !Spectacies, Biarasmetors at Grearty Rederced Pruee. R. & J. B ECK, bansifacturinse Optiolaus, Phiiadolphsia. Seal S f lam a lkir illsi ir sted Catalogue of *4 pages, sid ELGIk WATCHES I t(5If~~t)All t yl.a. GOld, Lliver anid NIckel, 06 L\#A 141. Ci shms et. .st 0.0.O. to . 0,PtsaeTANDAIID AMEJ~sAAIS$TCH These antswermtsu ant afvertselnt, wil confer a favor tupon time advweriior andi te - iablishier by stating that they sa* the asdver lesn t iht innienal .naaning thea tassar.l CONSTIPATION ~ANDPLE. TW T. ewand woaduemedy whsti m oa se ilne syemo aoetnie and poisnu ve bee uen ale PlOnepao, 3ems more harm lhan good, or draette pile, but sehr itiptis e aensi.s o srre. a ilt ead Favorite F'reeeription is time rtsuit of' this ettnde Is many andu rswarkatble cuares of all those chroa e di. ULIAR TO0 FEMALEs. Tonic oto te eiill en it is a sevn sof un. t ceta i y whine ch e F oi | unastura'l eUpisreemiiruii westk baek; preleaw eo be~arig-dow sesmantieni ebreate eengeeleo inas. de preselem nerveus aed siek heada be* de6bit trtue or tile J 6 O t Wnnom.W th ale uaantee. For condllions, see wrapper around bottle 'Casle, incon C., bame sys e ievar ag itS$ diotut cos then m one ae. In trese onitht wa~ ellver4 %sulty paper, briciy mentionI i s~ t bat orr utfr iingewie aIL av iviseI them to dao o iP Ai as P epe ome Senise edia d~e .w if te dseaite pescuript o mee. ai r -aglets *t3o%'WA.*sm "t *f..S*'Ef,'5ss&e