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Wanted a Postal Card. Recently a njan wearing a doubtful look caine to the lamp clerk's window in t.o post-oflico for and asked a postal card and facilities for writing. Ile was a long time getting ready to put his pen to the vard, and he only made a stroke or two when lie called out: "How do you spel11 Jn ?" "Why, J-1-in, of course," answorod the clerk. "Don't look as if it was right," said the wan, as he held up the card and scrutinized the word. Sure you havent" made auny mistake?" "That's the way of course," said a bystander. ''lew else couild you spell the name ?" That's so-how could I ?" smiled the man. Now his other name is-Is--well knock me down if I haven't forgotten I Why, hang it, I have known him for ten yeurs, and now I can't think of his a nawe! J nu-Jiu---Jimu--J-i-m----y un I" lie lookod round in a helpless way, and one of tihe crowd said: "'You can write the message and think of the namine afterward." "So 1 can. I w : to tell hin his wile t Is slek a bed, t i .,ndlord howlin' round for re.., .i d that he'd better come home. i Lj do you spell it ? ' "I'll writ ,, ' answered the clerk. "IIe could t' ad your slicurogra phy," said the stran:er. '"Jin ain't much on edtucation, and I have to write just as poor as I can, or he can't make out a word. Le ss see--Jo I start oil with 1'. S., orwhat? "1 should say, ' You are wanted to come home at once,' if it was me,"su a gested a car driver who was alter a - stamp. t "'Twould n't (o," sighed the maln. I wouldn't dare sprlnhg the thing on himU suddenly, or he'd make for Canada. The place to tell hni to coie home Is down here at the botton." "Where is he ?" some one asked. "Why, In-iin--in--vhy, blister nay ears--why-- 1" "I'll bet you've forgor the place!" shouted thocar driver. "J-1-m, Jim--.l-h-m, Jln., an d lie's In in-J-I-ml, J an 1" gasped the mani as he loo'ed ayounid with an appeal in his eyes. t The crowd mentioned twenty differ ent places but lo shook his head at each t "'If you can't think of his name, and can't remember hIs address, how are you suing to send the card ?" asked the i clerk. "That's so, how am I ?'' sighed the man. "J f you was inc you wouldn't send it, would you ?'' "'I lon't think I would.'' "'Then I won't. If his wife knows his name and the place where he Is she better write it." And he walked away with his hat la his hand, scratching his ieald and mn1ut tering, "J-i-n, Jim, and he's il--blister mny ears; I ought to have put that down 1 Ko that I could roemuber where he is.,' '1 I. Wodded onu Horsebacek. I , Nearly n month ago Mrs. A. E. Wait-. son, of Californi, a sister or a-rs. '1 WVrlghat, arrived at, Bluea Vista, Colo-a rado. M~rs. Watsoni was found of horse - back riding, aund abhout a week after her i nrwriv al at, Buaea Vistaa, while on a.n i: equestrian excuirsion, she met by chmancme I George Ruak, ai wealthay stoc-grower i of the Arkansas Valley, who wvaus also i on horseback. It was a genaulmie case of love alt first, sight, anml just three I woeks from the day of their first mieet, - hng, the lovers, accomnpaihed by Mrs. S WYrhght as ba-idemald and A. .J. Scott as grooimsman, started for Granite, tantenud ing to silt in theoir saddles and have saId tihe words which should unite them for life. Although the start was made at seven o'clock, thme road wais so bad that they did not reach Grauite until about noon. JuLst at the edlge of the town, while crossing a bridge, Mr is. WVright,'sI horse sllipped . She hold halin up, but. while regalianig her bailance lie silipped again and fell, the lady be ig thrown down an emubanukmaent. She was llkedi up) and1 carried to the nearest house, where it was found that, lier- rIght arm was brokenu. The stag:e for Leadville had arrived, and Mras. Wihght att once2( determainaed to take it and come home to her husband, S. D. Wrignlht, who waus not with her, as had been areported. Buat thme ceremony lad not, beenu per formed, antai the plucky woman dleter maine(r that t,he mihaap should( noct, in-. terfere wit,h the prog"rammiae they haid arranged1. She wats cararied to her horse anmd held upon hin, and whIle the eqtuu train bridal part.y gathleredl aroun id a J udge q iickl1y united N[Mrs. Watson anad Mr. Rouak for lile. M rs. WVrIght in i-1stedl thaat, they should go back to theIr pleaanat hiome in Buena Vista and( en joy thaeir haoney-maoona, leaving her to com[n alone to Leadville. Shec carraiedl her polant, and arrived here alt a late hour, nearnly fr-ozena and almost crazy wIth p)ain. Couinag up from Granite she rode outtside all the way. On thec Malta road the driver of the coacha found a house on the way, and endeav orIng to turn out and pass by the coach was uipset, but a lady anael gentlenman .who were sitt,ing wvith Mrs. Wrlght held her in suoh a way that she was not hurt, although her nerves sufferedh afiother terrible shuoek, whien Ilaguedm by thme Vagaries Of a d'sorderod liver. time bilious neod expect to der.ve noeprmaanont refeor froma Lieouno of I omol. bluao pill, or time barabaousu eatiaatlto.1 I now happily losfing ground in general an I pie. I feasionalI estimation. 'These ra-p. con vulse and weaken tihe myst(em, but Iostter's Stomac.h BlItter., rohunve, regulate an't may go. 9it..a Tiose sacanifloant innma in the liver, p saffron lane whIch lis orangement com-. dm 4atoe to the skin, lImo impurity of the b)oo,Qoo'atptiomn. furred condm om of the ~tonao 0and a bntamination of the breath-whaich - esuIt fr. m billonaeess. are entirely, speedfly ,~ d plepasant-ly remnoved by this beneiflcenmt al tftivYe, which ii likewise a potent reilhedy for -t and ISV. an sd fas beast preventive. 16 the system tis regulated and puriie d, it OtOtgiay1lyjgrated by this sumper. nd a &ao boian.o oi d h;~t~lutr fg ei FARM AND GARDEN. GRArrINO GuAiE VINEs.--'Those who vish to graft th.r vines over with ther vines should remember that win er and not spring Is the time for it ndlti In the season the grape is ditreront rout most other trces. I is differeit nt this, that in the spring of the year hero is such a trementdous pressure ipward by the ascending sap that the )arts of the scion and stock which to mite must of course touch one another nto forced by the sap apart. Wioa the ,rafts are put in at this season there is ittle of this. The severed cells grant ilate and heal, ath when the sap I cady to flow up wai ds strongly it goes p through its regular Channels in the raft without a:ty tendency to break ut througih the iunctioni. How to raft grape vines admits of many vari >us replies. The best is probably that lescribed years ago by S.rnimel Miller, >f Missouri, who was very success ul Is grafter of the grape. IIe drew away lie boil :romu the stock to be graft d, cut It down about two inches room the surface, then cut with stout sharp knife a long narrow veddge-si.apeti notch In the stock, and haped the sclon as a wedge to fit in the otch Ila tihe rtock. The lips of the occh are then tied together and the art.h drawn in around the whioe, caving the ulppttr eye of the graft. above ie ground. We may aay that it is very tstonishing that grafting is not imure ;euerally practised, and especially inee the discoveJ.y that the great su ess of the Concord, Clinton an< a few tier grapes is not, owing to any extra ardiness, blit to the fact that the power o throw out nutnerous fibrous roots 4 greater in ..hese kinds. If this be rue, and "t seeni to be really the ease, vc) may have the ChoiLest and best of ralpes by grafting them on these vig rous rooting stocks. For once the rencih seem to have taken a stait head ofi us in this matter. They sent n agent, to this county sone years ago -a shrewd obwerving fellow-and he nok in the whole situation at once. 'he result has been that millions oi illions of Concord andl Clinton cut ings have been sent to France the pait, lye or six years, and in future wines i1 that comutry may he brought to at gigher grade of perfection than ever Vclore. MEAT AND NOT FAT.--Butch-ers In tIerica as well as in England and ie'otamtI evidently see signs of the up nroach of a radial change in public aste in time mattter of tihe meals waitedi or use, 1're,h on the table. Time was vliet to suit the piblic tasle, imeat of .ny kliul must bie fat. Now to offendl he public taste one L.as but to show eatt accommpaited by a thick boi der of allow. Ono who wa,: for many yojors aI mnecessful butcher in Eugl:at,d says the lisposthuon is to r Je.ct lIaL in buying eet or mutton, and we have lately seen mn Emnglish papers cola!ilts from tutchers there of t ils tendeticy. They omplainl that, they cannot afford to mtit. fat bttlloeks amid sell the lean tl sih mly without asking prices wiclhi seem o consumers iiitogether too igh iii ompariSon with the prices pald Ior the mving antimal. There has been !ess omiplaint about this, p"-rhaps, on this ide of the watttr, but the efect of our inalclal stress was shown in another 'ay. People st.opped buying meat vbien they foumd they could no longer fiord to iay the price of it primn steak or tallow, worth livV or six cePti, per aps, to the butcher, biit worth lttle r nothing to the averaige household. 'hey wanted meat aud not fat for their loi.cy. No onme canm he sturpr)mised at t,he rowth 01' ai disp~ositioni 1.0 reject fat vbmenm fiesh hs wanted. Peole hamve earnedet Cthamt inm fat ther'e is little or' 11o ood suiable to this5 ellmat~ie, mind to time canit s of' tile mnajoraity of imleat-ealter's. 'here is ilt tie muscle f oimiimg food ini it, iud so it IS nmot. ani eLonolal tOo I for' hose w ho have heavy mainial abomr to o. Fom' time priofi onammmli manmm, and lon mill oiniedi to sedemtary' occmupatiomns, no, ne supplio5s it II10 food . Itm i l t be r'e retted ithait our' f'or<:fauthersd(id not, d:s over' t.his bi'ores they3 rinmed thirim di 'estivye or'gans anmd lbequeathmed to late r enmerationm' dyspm'p'sia an md kinmdrmed ills. 'le at,omna'h o1' evemn thiose whio work mm time open air immich of' time timie mire carc'mely abile (o dligeat time qnaint.11ties oif :rase they mare ofemi charngedi wimh,nam d ven time farmer's ar'e boxinnin mg to s e hamt f'at imleat i(t malways cheapiI ineal.l 1. is Crime time himed mean will emat less ft. ork thanmi lie hiee', buthlie will give in etiun f'or time fat less labor'. If' you tairve hiis miiuiscle y'oi'uiannot re'as(imly~ Xpet ihis muscle to give you a liberal iad pr'liit:lble r'etur'n. 11Exs iN Waxramn.-i' eggs ar'e ex >eefed di iuing time winterci 1mnths-anid ibey ommghmt to be-tme f'owlu n umst, bem wept warmm anmd well f'ed. Th'iey will iot bearm crowding. a fatct that ia ioo ftenm ov'erlooked,* liens are mnaturmalle' etive creatures.. and imutst have roomn o ruin amnd exercise t hemmselves. Them mouse imuist be kept, cleman, andmu an 'mndi(ance of f'reshai air iand puire wiater >riovided ; lso) a consetamit simpply of' myster shm:lls or' bones, broken fIne. FAnMEnsa who spremad on a thin ('Omat f twelve or fifteen loads of imnra to lie maere, anti expect to raise a good 'rop, would lie iatonishied to see time lumnt ities of' the best kinds of manul iro v hiih imairket at den<'rs often appliy to in mmcme (of lind nearcii thle elf les. W hamt 'ouldi they say to tihe applieation of 60O0 wor'th of. horse maniurie to a single ice? Tw'uo or' thrmee hunidr'ed dolliars vorthm oif mnanuimre)0 iper'acr is a comoifh)n hing anmong immarket.gardenmers, and bmey find thmeIr reward 1mn so doing. mnanuiire is amade by tum'nhng th1e heap >ver twice. Tio dic this, begin at each smdt of' limo pli1, and thmrow oil' till ima umro to a cihsancmme of three feet, build ng up) time mew heaps, amnd placing time oat sest mamure in the centre. 'hmen >roceed unt,il two heaps are mamde. t'hese will soon heat, and a monmth or 10 afterwards time process may be re 'OrsBed mind tihe two h'aps mmade into one mgain. Thme Ilappoest E~Meovery of the A ir Aniakomis. an, inifallible cnre for PILsI, a eoi. iific comnbinatonm of poultico, instiument andi miodicmino, endiormed by hiysicians of all chodims, discovered by l)mn. I tune, a regular hnysillanm, andl used .,mnocssruhly in thiousanmde if eases. Snfforrsu whio have tried overrthitpg lalo im.vaini, wil anid inmstanmt reief and perma ont euro. It is regarded by medical men as he greatest of nmeodt rnt dimcoveries, and- pro monnmeed In fallible. "Anaukomuis" senlt by mail >n receipt of P'rice $1.00 p or box. Samples 'aixe, by P. Neustaedter & Co., iBox 8916 'New (.ENERAL DEntiLiTY.-inl this comi )laint time good ell'eets of' time Vegotino ire realIzed . immediatelg aftm' coom ncnimmg to take it ; as debility deoies iefilencamy of thme blood, amid Vogotino tots dir'ee'ty upon the bilood. There ha o remedy that will restore thle hiealth rom debility like time Vegetimne. it Is iourlslhing and strengthmening puirifles hie blood, rogulaites time bowels, quiet. he. .ervous system, acts dir'eetly upon hie seoretonm, and aronses time whole ystem to'acth6n. ii has never' failed n this. complaint, DOM1a3'rIC. IiuE ate two formulas for manuf:le turing that favorite cosmetic, Jfiorldu water: (1) Oil of bergamot, 4 ottices; oil of lemon, 0 ounces: oil of lavender 1 ounce; oil of cloves. 0 drachlms (wint measure), alcohol 3% gallons; watci (wino measuire), 6 pints. ''ho oils and alcohol muust be inixed alid allowed tc stand a day or two, atter which till water should he ciref'illy added. (2; Oil of bergamot, 8 otuuce ; oil of orango, 1 ounces; oil of cinnamon (true), 1 ounce ; tincture of orils, y pint; tin,t tire of Peru balsan, . pint; atlc""hol, .1 gallons; water, 6 pints. Mix and ie1 It remifn qutiet for some days, befori filtering and boiling. A Cu RE rot Co.Ds.--Boll two ounces linseed in i quart of water; when boil ed strain, add two ounces sugar-candy, halt Ia iur. of tno asses, juice of thre lemons; mix well, put, on the Stove, let It come to a boil, then take it oil, andl( .aS 801 its cold bottle it; take a teaeup f ul before going to bed ; the hotter you drink it the better it is. B3ARLEY'W ATtEa.-TO I tablespoontul of pearl barley, washed in cold water, add two or three Itumps of stgar, and the juiLe of halfl at lemon. On Ihost poiir one quart of boiling water and let it stand sceven or eight hours; strain ; tiever uis t43 barley a second time, illll' a ii or e of iingla,s may be boil ed in the ' ..er. Iucrease the sugar it desirable. '/rfevers or weak stomtachs ia strengthenuig diink. RIcE CoriE:I. Brown rice as yOIu volI the coffee bean, and tlien cither grind or mah in the mortar; take halt at cup of the grounid rice, andl pour about it quart of boiiing water over it and let it stand about ten or fifteen mtinutes; then stra!n and sweeten with loaf sugar aid seison with boiled milk. DriInk of this freely. This is particu larly nice for children. A GooD Dinic FOR TilE LUNos. iTash clean ia few pieces of Irish moss; put it in i pitcher, and pour over it two cups of boiling water. Set where It will keep at the boiling point, btt not boil, for two hou rs. Strain, and squeeze into it the juice of one lemon. Sweet enl to ta,te. If till' patient cannot take lemon, flavor with vanilla or iiutieg. BEF.F"TEAI.--latve a very small piece of -urloin steak, rather thick. When everything is ready on tii": tray, put the steak over a clear coal tire to broil ; eook eight minumtes; season with salt; didh oil a warm plate, and serve iummed lately. PL.UM PoitlDoE:.--Into o quart of holling milk stir two tablespoonfuls of ilour ilxed with cold milk; put in a handful of raisins and a little gritted n :tmeg. holl t wtentty mninutes. Season with salt, and strain. CoiN TEA.-BIown, and puund n a mortar, oue cup of sweet dry corn; pour on this two cups of boiling n ;ttr, and steep Jl'teen minutes. This is very light itnd nutritions, and can be taken when the patient is very weak. To REMOvE STAIN FROM MATTRESSES. 3lake ia thIek paste b3 we t-ing starch in cold water, spread this over the stain, first. placig the mattress in the siln. Riul';I it coulplo of' hours, andl( if the ticking is no. perLectly clean, re pieaL thc pr'ocss. A R EM EDY F'ot NEU RA LIA .--Rub with lie hand vIgorously, u tiil that pait of tihe body seems numbll, anid the pa11 In i ceaises. Tiis pro'ce'SS will c1ure~ almo)St any pain, a1t d t tat I r: (1u1 t y In anl open36 1r , by r-u! bing~ FU RiE CUnlE FoR CoIRN.-Cry'stalized tInes a (lay withI th6e cork o1fLl 1.b )ott.le, will r'emiove the'1)16 pli t on1cC and1 t corn6 ini a few weeiks. Fon Rol't corns1 dip a pi1-ce of' 1111en ('loth inl ti'1rpentine and1( wrip i~t round t,bie toe oni which theo corn is sItitat d], nightL amnd mlorin1g. 'hie irelie wIll Ibe immeIitdI:te, a~6nd, after it few days', the corn will disaippearl. MUTTON 0on LAMB Unior.-31titton. 0r 16am6b ollps are ooke al.6l(3d166 1 served th. C satntme waiy as kieef t !ik, only fir'st, trim.ll minig (lf' all the fait. If' the patientl cannolilt.eat them rar'e, have LIhO s*.eaid and1( chops) cut raitherl Li tin. TEA leaves, 118ed for keep)ing dlowr th -. dList whien sweeping. ('arlieres, art apir 10 stalin Iighit colors; salt is the besi in th wAin %lterl and16 new', mtownl lhay ir the utuerill. IlnTTERMm K Is ex('ellenlt f'or cleaning spoingv8. ISto i the' sp)onge in thle mil 1 lot' isome hosl, the ii'1Iquet Ze It out an61 waish It in coldl water.Leojucb also goo Leo uie. TIO DaIVE AW AY JELEA.-Pour Co, oIl upon)1 aniy anliIl. (bogs and dogs; upon whIeh dleas breed, and all vermnir wvill soon1 disappear. if vermin .art upoin cattle, dip the card on coal ol and curry. VINiroAR EnJLEY.-i6 Il ('ne ('up 0 mil1k, ai 8111' ini one talblesp)oonfull 01 vinlI'ar. It'flts (does-nrot make1( it wVhey3 stir ini a little more; when it eur'dles strain. SouR-suLK WVuxly.-Tjo one cup o boIling sweet milk, add one1 Cuip of'Sotui mil1k, aind strain. No greater guarentelLe 01' the excel. hence of Dr'. Buill's Conghl Syrup conk be fu:rnish,ed thn that It Is rCcomn mondied by all the leading Druggists D. 0. OwicExa, Drugg-lat, A ltoonin, Pa. .WrItes: "'D'. flulli's lBaby Syru'tp has18 wVonderjiful repu)itaItion), the dlemandi foi it is reQalvly stonising, Motheris wIl hav no6) ot-ier'. it is t'ied to sup'er. sede all other- Son' bii Sy'rups THERR Is but one real cure for bald R)ess-CarIboline, a deodor6i'zed eiXtrael of petroleum, a natural 116air Restorer As r'ecenitly improved, Carboline.Is frel f r,om any ,ohjyetLiqu. 64Tho. best hali 66. Drop oft Joy Iln Nevry Word ** F LIcuINoTON, lJhn5tydon Co., .N. J - D. , V. IEncE, Dlufl.aib, N. Y.: Three monthis ago I was broken out with) large uleers andC sores on muy b)od limbs andi face [ procured your Uoider Medical Discovery and P'urgativo P'el leta, and1( have taken six bottles, and1( to. da'y I am in good health, all those 1u21 ulcers having healed andi left my skir in a natur#l, healthy condition.] thoughlt at Onie t11m1 .1 coili d not be cured. Although I can but poorly ex press mny gratitude to you, yetathere i p drop of joy in every word 1 w~rite, Youtrs truly, JAMES-a 0.JELLIS-.E HUMOROUS. AT a railroad station two young met enter a ear bearing the placard, "Re, served for Ladies Traveling Alone,' and taking out their cigars prepure t( light them. "Gentli en," says an old lady whc had already taken her seat; "Gentle menl, you are in the wrong ear l" The two young men smile pleasant ly and strike lignts. "You itnsolent creatures," cries tha lady ; "I'll make a complaint and havi you put ou of here," and leaning on of the window she cries to the neares portdr, "I say, porter, here are tw< men in this car, which is reserved foi ladies only, and .thtey are going t( -smoke." "I'll make that all right, madam,' cries the porter, and lifting the placart '"Ri+served for Ladies Traveling Alone' 'ronl off the car he 'astens it to the ad, joining one. "LEAP year srives young ladies i gentleiman's I rivi ege in making love.' Perhaps it does. But no respectable young aa will have anything to do with a young lady who takes a posltioi on the street cpruer, and notonly winki at the grejtleanin as they pass by, bull also squirts tobacco Juice on their coat tails. Nor would It look well for i dozen or mnore young 1-ules to loal aroutal in front of a chur:-h an hout ant a half on Suinlay nighti sparring anad knocKing omie another's hats oif atnd dancing ia ;ra-!a-la on the sidewalk in order to kill time un:il the congrega tion Is dismissed, and theu buckle ul to a young man and escort him home, Nut any. SOME Harvard students got served right! They fixed a printer so thai for a consideration they dould obtaini copies of the examination questions tc be presented to them. Thu printer be Iug unable to procure the original tade up one froi an 0ld4 catalogue and recetved therefor, $300. ''ha way the air around Cambridge wasstreake] with blue and sinelt brimstone on thal examination day was a cautton. Thal n.inier l- mot to be found In the vicinity, le Is hiding. IE had asked for her -photograph, She excused herself with some kind of a story about her negative being lost and another would have to be secured etc., when he Iuterrupted her rathei warmly with the remark: "What do vou anppo?ze I care )or your negative, Carrier It's your afllrnative I've beeu tal.er these six imlonths!'' She sait uothing, but kind o' turned utp the white of her eyes, and lie-. Well, 11 is nobody's business what lie did. It u only necessary to say that he startet for the tailor's first thing next morn ing, and shs-iwhy, she has done noth lug but try on all sorts of things evei since. WILLIAM MCCABE, of Cynthiant, Ky g ave his aged and feeble mittier a soun % hipping because she had uinjusta: p ani,felwd him is a boy thirty years be fore. Ie said that as she was gettinl so old, he might lose the opportunity ti get even with her if he deferred tha settlement. "Jon, why were you out so late, las night ?" "It wasn't so very late-oni' a quarter of twelve." "How dare yot sit there and say that! I was, awak< when you caie inl, and it was threa o'clock." "WVell, isn't three a quarte: of twelve ?" WE pirotest against the folly of th: senatelu.ss dlemanad that the money of the land should be kept in c,ir.tulationi That's just the trouble with it; It elr cualates too fast, WVhat we are trying to do is to stop) a little of It. "WhEN I waus young,'" staid Mrs Seoid~ weli to her little girl, "'1 used te hove my dear mamai too weoll to act as you (1.'' "'And did your mamma,' replied Bertha quickly, ''used to be tall the ui:na tt 1 ii g you what she did wvhe, she wvas a girl ? - B3r.L-'UL.ro 'arry, It ain't proiper t( have yer 'anmds ia yer pockets to day 'Arr3--Oh, ain't it? Well, I've go mitne in other p. ople's all the week, re I enn anTord to have 'em In my own ot Su ndays. PA IlsoN (sternly)-lowv could yot come to chur'h to be married to a mat ini such ta state ias that? Brlae (weep hIg)-lt wats not my fauilt, sir; f neve, can get halii to come wheni lie's sober A FELL.ow-FEELI..a! O0d ladly (te you ng cuartate who las obrnauedh pre f'armeint, ,and Is about to leave): "er malin sorry to loso you, sir. Youi'v' ben a old womtan yourself, sir !" THiE news reached Denver In th< aftrnoun that gold had1( been founad a Pilat.t Canon, and before nighatfal haundredls of' prospectors started b:' traina for thn liace. The valley wia cove'red wvith claims within two days and( tat ihe end of a week Platte Canet hati become a city. A SMA LL boy, boasting of his father' taccomnphlihments, said: '"My fathei can do almost anything; hie's a neotar' puiblic anad he's an apothecar'y, and cail maet1d teeta , and( lie is a doctor, ami can mnendl wagotns andl thuage, anid plaa tihe fidudle; lao's a Jackass at all trades.' JtEMt-."I see, Robin,- that the pa per sutya we'r'e to hae auithier stern aaex t Monday."' Rohhin--"Mani, it' terrible ! Since the Yainkees liac got ten the wveathier infae their keepin we've a stormn every it,ber -.ay." A GAY rooster camne trllpping ligh fatntastic foes tap to the occ'upiant of q4het nest and staId :"Will you dancee liddiCy 7'' "Excuse me," said the lion *'I am engake,d for this set." WHrYtdoes an aching tooth impost allenc~e on t,he suafferer ? Because I maakes huim 1liold his jaiw. C (1 U 0 n s. - " l3nowN's IIRONCnRJAI Uncm wviil allay irritation which indtuces conighinast, giving oftentime Iimmdiate relier in Bronchi Itis, Ititnen zA, 'HIoarseness, anud Consumptive ant Asthmat,ic Comnplaiints. IF EVitnY one of our readers would try Dobbhaus' Ehectmic Soap, (Cragin & Co., Phlilehphia,) th ey would,1lIke us become fIrm believer's in Its wonderful snerit. 11ave your grocer order it .TwO On Tius. COLD fa iaCcOesion will ofto1 est ablisa the seeds of Consumption in the y tern, conaver hag wtha was ormgina'iy is Dim S Curable nITee-loe inf9u one efnortally tat.l White ordinary pruideno ', t'. erefre, makes it thi busr tiess or ev' rr one to take eare or a ct sutl it ia got rid of, ahteilgent experience pri tents a remedy I Dr. Jay~ne's Expstorant lbhoughiy adapted to reiov pedib 'i Doughs and Coids. and ~eu~yefftive ha th maitages of 00psam0ton Asthma aat PERSONS of sedentary habits, often stiffer with Kidney affections. Irritat ing medicines and overwork are fruit. ril causes of diseases of the Kidileys. Sufferers from tis weakening and dangerous disease would mainutain the strength 01 the digestive organs and improve tuu quality of the blood by a persistent use of Sinnona Liver Regu lutor' taken three tines a day. Tlis will restore the Kidneys to their wonted health and vigor. "I have been troubled with Liver Complaint, Kidney Disease and bad blood for a long time. I have used about ten bottles of Simnons Liver Regulator, and it has done une more good than all the inedieines I ever took. I would not be without it. If you de sire you can publish this. Yours truly, "GEo. [l. ltArr, U. S. Deputy Col lector, See. Uts't. O " Wanted. Sherman & Co., Marshall, Mich., want an agent ita this county at once. at a salary of 0100 per month and expenses paid. For full particulars address as above. VEGETINE. IN POWDER FORM. SOLD VOlt 50 CENTS A PACKAGE Dr. W. Ross Writes: Scrofula. liver Complaint, Dyspepsia Khousnaisan, Weakness. Ii. R. STEVNs. Boston: I have been practistng medicine for 25 years and at a remedy tor scrotuta. Liver Complaint, iVspepsia, (heunmt. In, Weakcs3, and till dis. eilt-s of t ie blood I h ieve never [outd its equal, I have sold veg.-t ine for T years, and have nover had one butt:e return- d I would heartily re. votnmend it to th -se in need of a blood puriflur Dr. W. itOss, Drugjla, Sept.. is, lSTS. Wilon Iowa. VEGETINE. One Package in Powder Form Cured Scrofula. low to teduce Your Doctors' Bills s BnEnsN St., East 31s'on, Moam.. MR TI. It. ST.VRNS: September 80, 1879. Dear Sir: My little daughter Stelia has been aflitered a 1 a Lima with * 'rofula. suffering eve-ry'h:ncr. I emttploy"d.dtffer.-nt nhysicians In Rat Boston tun the.y he'ned her none. I be ;alt some of your Iowuxu Fousn VEowrtsa, and my wite steeped It and gave it '0 the chIld actorlt. In r to the direction !, and we were surprised in a forttilght, titne to see how the olild had V alned In ilesh and stre-g h. She Is now galn Ing .very day. and I can cheeriu ly reco nmend your retedy to be the bear, we have ever tried. Respectfully yours, J. Tr. WEBB. VEGETINE PIEPARED BY II. R. STEVENS, Boston, Mass. Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists. AGENTS WANTED 22 2 4".1tnpiete and authotttic history of the givat tour o GRANT AROUND 0 WORL t deecrlbes Rora l Palaces. Rare Ourloalties, wealth atnit Wouedera of the Indies, China. Jnpan, etc. A mllion eupoie want It. T is Iethe best chatnce of )"ttr life to tanke uottey. h.'ware o'f "cateb-penny"~ initatiot.. Price only 63.00. send for crcutiats anid terme to Aoent,. Address NATONAL PUBLISHIN6 Co.. Philadelphia. Stirdivall's Grcat Gatarrlh Remeldy Tte rae' en sIreabe o ns eI cetal rmd iy Irvin whatl cause, or how long stanmdag. by giving STURDIVANT'S CATARR REMEDY asfair antd imp-ertial tri.i,. you will be convInced of lit e. by is t c elinI very - iasani tor aun r i egtn.aby 10LowAY iS C0., 602 ArcE ~~ IF YOU wOULD lBE PROPERL' oorrspon tosuited with spetacies, apply I DR. N. C. GRAY Toptietan, 28 N. TW ELFTI!Street, Philadelpulia, Pa, DIPHTHERIA!!I Johnson's Anodyne Liniment will pc. tiveil pevent this terrible disease, and wll SpsitIvely cure nIne ca.ses in ten. Infromnation that will save many lives sent free by mail. Don't delay a moment. 'Prevention it better than cure. Sold everywhere. I. B. JOHNBON & CO., Bangos, Ho. Those answermng an aatvertisemnt will conte, a favor uponm the adlvertiseer andt the pubiher by stating that they saw the adver tiaseazent In this journal (namning the paper.) LANDRIITWS' 8lllD ARlE THE ilsT 0. IA5DR.ETB & BONS. 91 & 18 8. SIXTB 8t, PHIUADBraPHIA. -..r. IIerce's Golden Miedical DIscovery eur commoat Blotch, Pipe, or enupion, Ery Eo h Skin, In ahort, all diseasies eausehi, puir!ving, ande Invigor.atIn metdlcin. n eles, gore Eyes, Screofuleus Bores asndt we Week, andi Enlarged EJiands. If you feel duill, drows, diehilitated, have -en face or body, frequ,ent hadache or dizzino alternated will hot iilushes, i-regular appceti I Torid Liver, or "Bliliousness.". As a rom I hctcal Discovery haa mn eu mi, as it efrect.s In the cure of Brench Is,Severe cong snmption, it has astonileed the medlcal fact: Sgreatesit medical discovery of tie age. 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Nunsaine of Mon. 68popular Songs.. Vorld of Song. 9.1 Simon. (reat variety. 4ieants of Ettgstals Song. 79 Songs. -N4w book. houtselold Me oli.'m. 2 vols. 147 Songs. M2or0's Irialt Meloties. IOU famous irs. Silver Clsord. t Koui. tGens o'4,lertunns Song. 100 Otrman Gems. "' Meottsha - 16.1 Scottih Gems. '" Snored " 110 of tl:e best. Siower or Penr;s. 02 capital 1luets. Wrenth of 4ienas. 95 Soug-. quile varied. Silver WVsetiah. 00 Songs. fluts and Ta los. O4serntle PenrlE. 92 Favorite Otera Songs. ltuleni Treasare. Votl and Instrumental Any book matled, post-free, for above priseos. Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. R. D1TSON & 00. WS' Chestnut St.. Phil. CHAS. G. BLATCHLEY, Manufacturer of BLATCHLEY'9 STANDARD PUMPS. Occupies Jan. lt, THE SPACIOUt1 WARI>;OOMS. 308 MARKET btreet, S41PHILADELPHIA. Stock the .rgeat, aesortment the mOst com. pleto. faelliltle of every kind the boat in the count.ry. P'repred at the shorto t nolt e to meet the wanta of our customers for all dep hi of wells and to give complete satlisfaetton. Pumps plain. Galvanir.ed Iron. Poroclain or Cop. perl fnod. Mills, (Iratton. W. oVa. Rarertn' celebrated 8ingla Broech-loading Shot iu at Ois it . Dounbtebarr4i fireeo 1oati at $20 imP. Sittmai t anid Itret,otrl ,nidtqq: Ouuis NIlSes and I stole it most appro.rt Itnglish ao4 AvnerMs makes. All kinds of sportit impi ents a arti oi s requlrd by tporl ttn au N tn.t ( 0. ' Nh11V UIltltU. LOAItIN~ DO) 1L GUNS at. r0 up-tme best gnus ye; wade for lbs price. Pr ice on aipplicatutm. JOS. C. GRUBB & CO., 712 Market St., Philada., Pa. SAPONIFIER Is the O1 tt'iable noncentrated Lye for FAMILY for makin llard, Soft mid ToiletSoap Qulcaly. It Is til w ghtf,l aitr n.tth. A.reKI FO[, tiAPON IImm , A\IN 'lAKE No OTlit. PENN'A SALT MANU'O CO., PHILAD'A -* a.g AREIEfWIhNO N INC RETAIN THI HEAT LONBE NOT B IN H , N B'T NBUT Y 0 /s al uoN rr h os oeuat as al alt-mrhe , ev e wrs orea t ealyo r dlo,aecnurdby this powerful, ettring Tetter, Rose Raahh, Boils, Carban. 1lings, Wlhte Sweiligs, tieltro 0O' Thaick allow color of skin, or yeliowish-brown spots is, bad taste in mouth, Internal hoat or o illi . andi tongito coatedi, you are stnl'oring from nedy fo oi atucl oase Dr. 'lerco's Golden is, Weak lungs, and eatiy stages of Cos. Iyranti eminent physiolans pronounce it the ing the large, reputlsive, nausons pills. These Pils) re earelylarger thsan maustard ely vegetable, no Wartloular esat.e reottred em. 'They operato vIitout diIsturbance to the~ ar occuptitton. For ,laundice, lleadaohe. ,IEnpure Blood4, Pain In the Shoulders, Clhest, IPizsines Mear Fructationh. ronm Taste in Uloutla, Bilious attacks, Pate It dauays, lntenal Fever llloated feing m Drt. Piere's leasant bufrgative Pe eta. 3UhnE'.L AiWnc*mOI. Press. nrata. It.. SEMENTS nesae s navned in bhe Ul-os ONE YEARin the best afully watohecd, at the B, on appiliation to ICUL L &, 00., olr offioes in E.S MA DE Insertion In r. Off10E SE LEO 'the BEST liewspapere In Sounty or Beetion, lens, at Very Reasenabi, Iates. [GILL & CO. b2Feeb'gL *EB'a 4 a HEALTH IS WEALTH. Health of Body Is Wealth of Yind, lldafl Sarapal'llllan Resov1it , Pure blood makes sound desh, strong bone an a osear skin. If you would have your flesh arm, yenr bones sound without carles, and your co'n plexlon fair, use Itdway's Rrsapariir Reool ent. . * A QtATEFUL RECOGNITION "To Oure a cNRONIO or LIotl STANDING DISIAS Is truly a victory In the healing art.; that reason lug power that clearly discerns DFETor and sup plies a remedy; that restores step by stvp-by degrees-the body which has been slowly at tacked and weakened by an Insidious disease, not only commands our respect but deserves our gratitude. Dr. Railway has turnished man kind withl that wonderful remedy, ltadway's Baron pariIlian Resolvent. which auooa. plishes thiv result, and suffering huntanity, who drag out an existence of pain aid disease. through long days and long nighta, owe him their gratitudo."-Meudat Mess.ngtr. FALSE AND TRUE. We extract from Dr. Radway's "Treatise of disease and Its Cure," as follows: List of Diseases Cured by Radway's Sarsaparillian Resolvent. Chronto Skin Diseases, Caries of the Bone Humors in the Blood, Scrofulous Dies -ses. Bed or unnatural Habit of Body, Syphilis and Vene real, Fever Sores, Chronic or old Ulcers, Salt Rheum, Rickets, White Swelling, Scal' Ilead, Uterine AIf,ctlons, Cankers (la'lular Swell ings, Nodes, Wasting and Ieuly of the Body, Pimples and Blotches Tumors, Dyspep,ta. Kid ney and Bladder Diseases Chronic lih umatlsm and Gout, Uunsumptlon, brtvel and Calculous Deposits, and varietIes of the abov complaints to which sometimes aro given specious names. We assort that there is no known remedy that possesses the eurative power over these dia. oases th 't IADwAT's IfEsoLvsNT furnishes. It cures, step by step, surely, from the founda tion, and yestores the injured parts to their sound condition. 'Th6 wastas of the body are stopped and healthy blood is sup plied to the "ysteta, from which 1low na terial i. formed. Tt,is is the fisst corrective p)%wer of ItADWAY's RESOLVENT. In oases whore the system has been >alivated and Meretry, Quicksilver, (korrosive Sitblmato have accumu lated and become deposit od In the bones, joints eto., causing caries or i lie bones, rlckos, soinal vurvaturns, cont,rtion, whito sweling i, varl eose veins, etc.. the AnsAr.AAtRLLt+N will resolve away those deposits an t exterminate the virus Of the disease from the system. If thoso who are taking th-se medicines for the oure of Chronic. Her'tulous or Sy,philitio die eases, however slow tmty b t the cure, "toel bet ter," and find their goral health improving, their floih and weight Increasing, or even keep tug its own, is a sure sign that the cure is pro gressing. In these dioases the patient either EEoti butter or worse-the virus or the diseas" Is not Inactive; if not arrested and driven fre the blood it wilt spread and continue to undoo mine the constttition. As soon as the SARBA PARuLLAN make the pa'tent ''fe'el be' ter," every hour you will grow botter and increase in health, strength and fesh. OVARIAN TUMORS. The removal of these tumors by RArwAr's RTsoLVNT Is now so certainly estabuslhed that whit was duco -o 'sidered alto -t miRltculous s now a coumon rccognlz d f tot by all partires. Witne a the case-4 of dannah P. Kn tpp. Mrs. 0. KApf. Mrs. J. U. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. Hendrix ubtlahe 1 in our Almanao for 1879; also that of rs. t. 1. Bibbins, tn the present edition of our SFalse and True." One Dollar per Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires minutes, not hours, to relieve pain and oure acute disease. Raday's Ready Relief, In from one to t.wentt minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with 'ne thorough applio -tion. No matter how viol'ut or excruvlat'ng the rain the HH1UM VTIC, W.d-riddon, Infirm. Crippled, Nervous. Neuralgle, or p ostr ,t'd with disea-te may sufter, RADWAY'i RIADY RELIlEF will afford instant ease. Intiammation of the Kidneyn, Inflatnma tion of the Hladdor, Itintanmation of the Bowels, Cons,tion of the. I.unga, Sore Throat, I)IMoiult Breathing, P'alpit.atlou of the Heart, ilyateriae, Croup, liplistterla, Catarrh, Ineanzaa, ieedache, Titothathe, Neuralgia, lthsousuatism, Cold Oihn'ls, Aguo Chlla, Chibhai'us, Frost Bites, Brul ses. unnser Oosuptlnta, Coughs, Cold, spraIns. Pains In lte Chest, Back or Llanos, are unstantly relieved. FEVER AND AGUE. Fever and Agu~e cured for Flft.y Cents. There Is not a remedial agent In t he world'that will cutre Fever and Ague, and all othnr Maiarious, Bilious, Scariet,, 'lyphold, Yellow and ot,ber levers (aid 'd by Raew&v's Piu.s) so quack as RADwAT's RBADY RI*. It will ins a ew momnenls, when-tiken accord ing to directIons, cure Crimps, liptas Sour Stomach, ileartburn, Sick iHeadasshe. Diarrhwt Dysentery', Collc, Wlid in the. Bowels, and alL Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of R A - WAY 5 READY RRLInFY ii them. A few drops in waror will provent sickness or pa'ns from change of water. It is better than French bran -l or DItters as a stimulant. Eiersm Suat Lunanbermnen should always be provided with it. CAUTION., All remedial agetnts capele of destroyi ngllie by an overdo e shouldl he avoided. Morphine. oDlunm, st.ychnne, arnica, Ihyoscimus, and ether powerful remedies, does at, certain times. in very smalgioseu, relieve the putient during their act,ion 1. the system. hut perhaps the second dose, if repeated, nmay agstravate and in erease thte stifferl. g, and anot,her dose cause death. There is no neoessity for using these uncertain agents when a positiv t einody like RAD-way's BADY iCttai will stop the most 0e. eruciatt og pal rf quicker, withtout entailing the least dtiiulty iti either infant or adult,. 'TRE TRUE ESELlEP. RAIwAY's RmADYv lisaur Is the only remedial agent In vogue that will instantly stop pain. Witt Cents per Bottle. Radway's Regulating Pills. Perfeet Purgatives, Bootthing Apesri. ents, Ace Witimeent Pain, Alwa.s stelia ble andt Natural in stheir Operationa. A VEGBTABLE SUBSTITlUTE FOil CALOMEL, Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with weetr g purge, rsguato, purify, cleanse RtADwAY's IttL, 'fr the cure of all disorders of the Ij.oma,:h, i.ives, Btowels Kidneys. id der. Nervous D).seases, Ileada lie, ConstiDaBin iCOstivenerts, IndIgestion, D)yspepsia,. ilos nrsa. Fever, Inflammation of the Bowels Ples, and all derangemont,s of t,he Int.ernal ficr' Warranted to effect a perfect cure Purely veg etabe, contaig nao mercury, mainerals or del IW'Observe the following symptoms result. In from D)isoases of the Digestive Organs' Con stiatlon, Inward Pli-s, Fullness of the "Blood in5h9 Head. Acidit-y of the Stomach, N(ausea Hlerttburn, Disgust o.f Food, Fullness or tfi~ght In the Stomaolh. Sour Elruota ions, Sinking or Flutteilng at the Heart Chokinir or Suffering 8 'neations when in a l1in Dosture, Dimness of Vision, Doete or Webs beore tihe'Birht, Fever and Dull Pa4n in the Bead, DelicienoY of Per ipiration. Yeliowness of the Skin and Eyes. PAin in the Side, Chest, Limits, and Sudden Flushes of Heat, Burning tn the Flesh. A few doses or R AswAY's PILSt will'ifree the System from all the above-nameot disorders, Pis-ce, 25 Cents per Bom. 801,D) By DRtUGGISTi READ "FALSE AND TRUE."t Send a letter stsamp to RA DWA Y *'0o. No. SB WARR EtN, cor, CIRURCU St-, New York.' Informat,ion worth thousands wi be mentiou. H OW TO BE For Bn*In*a-aten.a. YOUR OWN In-"roprl 0s' LA&WYE R~ ;vrvnIes,."'hl' euceess. Onee as,ent soid tOl in not I ti, ahr Nares en liacie. Mio othier like at . Agent. Wanted. Send for- cireular. and terms. 1% W. 3iKfJLEiI A (10.. 10010 A 110H1 Biret, PhIladelphia, i'a, FARMER'S FRIEND & GUIDE. wr5 itofed y I ehs. rom elm 'pes 01 jse best -rle,r,ek lIre, ote interestq cav i sly s.C.,,d., s ied. r ice 5 eeaein Ya Re d- ta d v m. 0t 5