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t < r Miaa B. M. Loud..^. O. \V. P*trick 806. T. D. Currr 807. W. W. McMorrie*... 84. Min B. M. Load 48. B. H. WUlk. 46. W. W. McMorrie*... 82. R. H. Willis...., 83. Min B. M. Loud - 85. G. W. Patrick.... 86. Min L. C. Willis 176. R. H. Willis... 297. Min L. C. Willis..... ■as. SUI»I»t4B»II2XT XO TBtEI I?EOI»LE. 20 00 67 00 70 00 20 00 60 00 , IX Curry. •••••••»«* 20 00 425. J. J. Williams 64 00 17. R. H. Willis 30 00 School Commission- er’s salary. * 42 73 Total :$986 73 School District No. 20. J; ' * 1. G. E. Sfeadmao 60 00 17. T. H. Moses 29 75 121, T. H. Moses . 35 00 64, T. H. Moses • 35 00 344. E. K.,Hardin 1 125 00 389. E. K. Hardin......... 125 00 373a E, K. Hardiu. 125 00 46. C. E. Lartigue 23 68 :$558 43 School District No. 21. 209. Laura C. Conner $35 00 229. Mary Burckmyer.... ; 35 00 180. Mary Burckmyer.... 35 00 107. L. W. Lawson 25 00 129. G. W. 8. Kennedy... 85 00 193. L. W. Lawcuii 25 00 77. T. G. Robinson r. 35 00 332. Mary Burckmyer • 35 00 76. T. G. Robinson 35 00 151. T. G. Robinson 35 00 212. L. W. Lawson -. 25 00 883. W. C. Dorrah 50 00 338. Mrs. Day i 30 00 339. W. C. Dorrah i 87 50 426. G. W. 8. Kennedy... 35 00 427. G. W. 8. Kennedy... 1 26 25 834. Mrs. Day ; • 30 00 335. W. C. Dorrah 50 00 337. W. C. Dorrah 50 00 388. Mrs. Day..„. 22 50 Total $730 25 Sycaxorb Townmir, Bt>. 3. 25. A. H. Brabham J28 78 66. A. H. Brabham...... — 17 50 161. A. H. Brabham 35 00 40 00 216. A. H. Brabham...... * 30 00 80 00:285. J. J. Craddock, Jr,.. 30 40 40 00 309. Bernard McEnear/.. 90 00 J321. Ella M. McMillan .. 50 00 377. G. D. Kinard 50 00 383. R. W. Brown 83 00 385. R. W. Brown 33 00 393. G. D. Kinard 25 00 394. R. W. Brown 17 00 400. Min R. A. H. Carter 4ft 00 406. Min R. A. H. Carter 40 00 429. Min R. A. H. Carter 20 00 22. F. H. Creech 11 15 School Comminion- er’s salary 23 10 Total.. 1573 93 Three Mile Towvbhip, No. 4. 7. J. A. Lightsey........ f 28 00 Paid for Public Pristimo. 50. E. A. Bronson 51. J. W. Veronee.*... 52. John W. Holmes... 9 50 3 00 10 50 Total. Recapitulation. 823 00 Total amount paid from County funds $lt0,848 68 Total amount paid frdm special funds 3,746 11 Total amount paid from school funds 14,233 57 Grand total $28,828 20 Respectfully submitted. N. F. KIRK LAN P, Treasurer Barnwell County. ANNUAL REPORT OF SCHOOL COMMISSIONER. L* : x Teachers’ Pay Certificates and Orders on County Treasurer Issued for Scholastic Tear, November 1, 1881, to October 31,1882. Bull Pond Township, Ncl-L Ko. IB Favor of. Amount. 13. W. A. Chisolm........ 140 00' 67. K W. brown.. 26 00 111. J. R. Bradley 40 Q0 112. J. R* Bradley . ^ 40 00 113. L. Olrfia.......T...... 40 00 114. L. Gamin 10 00 115. L. Garvin 40 00 27. E. H. Mayer 182. J. R. Bradley 50 00 196. E. H. Mayer 80 00 220. E. H. Msyer. 14 00 171 Min Maggie Best 62 00 VIA. W.'A. f 'hm.lm . . Mailaid......... 6 00 31 J. J. Brabham 1 201. W. A«toisoiftr.r...... 80. 845. W. A. Chisolm ^-40 00 197. Mrs. M. D. William*'" 24 00 275. Mrs. M. D. WiUitfma 10 65 346. Mrs. N. ILHyrne .. 40 00 372. Min Ma^ia Best.... 34 00 374. hJiaTN. H. Hyrne... 13 30 chool (Jommisdion- 1 er’ssalary 27 19 Total: (•••••as ••••••••# 8787 89 ! Allendale Township, No. 1 tfiTw T. G. Wilson 187. A. C. McMillan...... 249. A. C. McMillan 251 C. J. Ritter m. W. G. Wilson. 321 A. a McMillan 827. C. J. Ritter 341. J. A. Bimkius 341 J. A. Bimkius 366. A. C. McMillan 857. J. A. Sunktus ■««•••.. 363. W.G. Wilson 375. W. G. Wilson 361. C. J. Ritter 384. J. A. Bimkins 887. W.G.Wilson.. Miss I. V. Mims .... Mias Marian Morgan. , MimMaiian Morgan. * 1 Morgan. 1 Morgan. 1 Morgan. 18 45 25 00 25 00 60 00 33 00 25 00 12 50 33 00 33 00 30 00 39 85 33 00 33 00 37 50 15 15 89 00 121 00 22 50 22 50 22 50 22 50 22 50 Pm,******# - T »*«•»••• - 1 >«••••*»••• 880B84 19. C. C. Robinson^. 22. E. L. Owens 31. J. L. Rickenbacker. 36. Eliza Kearse....' 48. Rev. J. P. Hawkins. 80. Mrs. G. H. Center... 96. W. G. Tyson 109. L. J. Rickenbacker.. 155. Mrs. G. H. (enter... 158. 8. L. Kinard. 165. Eliza Kearse 166. Eliza Kearse 183. W. G. Tyson 186. J. F. Free 191. L. J. Rickenbacker.. 192. C. C. Robinson ' 195. Miss 8. H. McMillan 230. M m B. M. Loud.*.. 234. Mrs. G. H. Center... 237. H. L. Kinard...i 263. J. F. Free;......T..... 272. W. G. Tyson 299. Mrs. G. H. Center... 300. Miss B. M. Loud.*.... 830. Miss B. M. Loud...., 352. Mrs. G. H. (’enter... 368. Miss B. M. Loud....,, 389. Miss B H. McMillan 390. Mrs. A. H. McMillan 392. Eliza Kearse 402. Miss S. H. McMillan 403. Thomas Clayton.. ... 418. Thomas Clayton 419. Miss 8. H. McMillan. 423. G. W. Bishop 424. Mrs. A. H.McMillan. 428. Miss B. H. McMillan. School Commission er’s salary 25 00 16 50 25 00 20 00 30 00 22 50 30 00 25 00 30 00 20 00 20 00 20 00 35 00 15 00 26 ^0 •6 25 60 00 30 00 30 00 25 00 T2~W 35 00 30 00 30 00 30 00 37 50 30 00 30 00 30 00 15 00 30 00 30 00 15 00 30 00 15 00 15 00 30 00 59 05 Total 81,043 30 Finn Pond Township, No. 5. 2. G. W. Proveaux,.,... 42. J. B. Hunter....:...., 47. J. B. Rickenbacker... 49. \V. A. Henderson ... 65. G. W. Proveaux 71. J. E. Smoak 72. J. E. Bmoak 92. G. W. Stokes 93. G. W. Stokes 98, W. A. Henderson.... 106. G. W. Proveaux 126. Mrs. 8. E. Wilson.... 131. J. E. Smoak 198. J. 8. Rickenbacker... 199. J. B. Hunter... 204. Richard Wright...... 236. .LB. Rickenbacker.^ 244. Mim H. L. Autley... 241. G. W. Gantt. * 247. W. A. Henderson.... 251. G. W. Stokes 391. Richard Wright School Commission er’s salary $25 00 30 00 25 00 26 00 25 00 25 00 25 00 30 00 30 00 25 00 25 00 28 00 25 00 25 00 30 00 25 00 _ 24-00 55 00 16 50 25 00 80-90 50 00 Midway TeWNSHiP, No. 6 11. A. W. L- Riven -IT."Mias a C. Riven..... 15. C. C. Elzey ... 29. C. P. Robinson 30. T. D. Currr 40. Mn. 8 E. Wilson.... 40 Q0L4L a C. Elzev 61. A. W. L. Riven 62. Miss S. C. Riven 99. T. D. 104. G. W. sees M'ww" 40 00 108. C. 127 > 4drs. 8. E. Wilson... C a a Elxey....r. r 145. Miss a C. Riven 141i. A. W. L. Riven 147. Miss M. L. Antley... 159. Miss L E. Cannon... 160. Miss L. E. Cannon... 162. L. N. Bellinger 168. T. D. Curry 208. C. P. Robiusou 238. Mn. 8. E. Wilton.... 239. G: W. Gantt 240. G. W. Gantt 245. Mias M. L. Antley... 246. Miss M. L. Antley... 75. C. C. Murray..... 14. Jerry Mitchell.. 17. J. J. Copeland 18. Dr. A* Wolfe 3. Moseley Curry 33. J J- Brabham School Commission er’s salary........... 25 00 35 00 25 00 35 00 35 00 35 00 25 00 26 75 35 00 22 75 35 00 14 70 35.00 35 pO 27 75 35 00 25 00 25 25 27 25 27 25 17 65 17 65 17 90 6 00 7 50 2 0Q Total. • • • Mtsse Buford’s Bridge, No. 7. 4. George Brittain 8. W. a Elzay.. 16. L.P. Daniels 48. H. W. Daniels. 23. E. L Oweus. 50. L P. Daniels........ 22 50 52. George Brittain 68. II. W. Danials 69. W. a Elzey •••«• •••see* 88. Georgs Bnltain......< 120. H. W. Daniels 7 00 122. H. D. Bush... . 33 00 •eessee 171. J. F. Free. • r*f •»«•••• •• ~ 185. James T. Orr 215. W. D. Bosh. 235. James T. Orr... 248. Anna DanUl*,... •30 00 24 00 30 00 25 00 26 50 30 00 80 00 25 00 25 00 22 50 \22 50 88 00 21 50 20 00 35 00 15 00 293. W. D. Buab......i ... 35 00 316. W. D. Bush 85 00 329. J. F. Free 17 20 349/James T. Orr - ;.20 00 351. W. D. Bush 35 00 371. W. D. Bush... 35 00 22. H. C. Dickinson 2 26 326. Dr. W. B. Rioe ' 21 70 School Commission er’s salary 25 16 x Total 8658 32 Great Cypress, No. 8. 3. 8. W. Williams 28. J. H. Stoudeomire... 73. 8. W. Williams 105. J. H. Btoudenmire... 130. a W. Williams 135. 8. P. Williams........ 142. Rev. W. B. Canon, D. D 184. J. H. Btoudenmire... 213. 8. P. Williams 223. a W. Williams. 260. Rev. W. B. Carton, D. D 277. 8, W. Williams...... 283. a P. Williams 284. J. J. Craddock, Jr... 317. Rev. W. B. Carson... 318. 8. W. Williams 363. Miss R. W. Peyton.. 354. Miss R. W. -Peyton.. 355. Miss R. W. Peyton.. 362. Miss Ada C. Mims... 365. Miss Ada C. Mims... 366. Miss Ada C. Mims... 55. A.Guinard; 465. Mise U. W. Peyton.. School Commission er’s salary Total.............. ».j 30 00 35 00 30 00 45 00 30 00 30 00 40 Op 40 $0 190. Geo. Brittain. 30 00 .30 00 45 00 30 00 30 00 3 20 4.) 00 30 00 ,50 00 40 00 35 00 28 00 35 00 28 00 12 00 5 00 !» C. H. Holman......... 289. P. C. Davis..,....*... 290. P. C. Davis... 291. P. C. Davis.......,:... 305. J. H. Btoudenmire... 310. *George Brittain.. 311. J. R. Cooper 325. J. R. Cooper 347. Rev. H. A.-Bus* 348. Rev. H. A. Basa. 350. Rev. J. G. Williams. 367. J. R. Coo per..\ 378. J. H. Btoudenmire... 379. C. H. Holman 380. J-. H. Btoudenmire... 8786 86.139.7. N. R, Still . .hm 398. N. E. Still 30 66 Beldoc Township, No. 9. 97. Miss Bailie O. Cal houn ; 100. Miss E. E. Mims 103. Miss Bailie 0. Cal houn ... .... 152. Julia D. Badger 153. Julia D. Badger ...r 154. Julia D. Badger 205. Miss E. E. Mims 206. Miss E. E. Mims 207. Miss E. E, Mims..... 268. J. A. Myrick 269. J. A. Myrick 271. G. B. Hext ;.... 320. G. B. Hext 331. G. B. Hext 35. W. B. Calhoun........ School Commission er’s salary $25 00 30 00 25 00 16 00 16 00 ~16 00 25 00 25 00 25 00 22 50 22 50 25 00 23 00 25 0(1 7 00 13 96 Total..., 1343 96 Bennett Springs, No. 10. 21. Geo. Butler, Jr........ 24. M. J. Sesje 35. J. J. Aaron 101. M. J. Sease 136. W. D. Bush 167. George Butler, Jr.... 194. J. J. Aaron. 221. James Furse.. 233. J. H. Mixson 256. Mrs. 8. H. Garvin... 261. R. H. Alford 276. J. J. Aaron 281. R. II. Alford 292. George Butler, Ji.... 298. J. H. Mixson 326. R. H. Alford.......... 360. Mrs. 8. H. Garviu... 361. Miss M. Hile. 376. Miss M Hale 382. H. W. Goode... 32 29i38S. S. S. Butler.. 401. H, W. Goode. 86.56 791404. 8. S. Butler., 405. 8. W. Williams 414. H. W. Goode 415. 8. W. Williams... 835 00 417. J. H. Stoudenc 35 00 422. 8. S. E 35 00 428. J. HH ••••••••• •••••••• $12 00 25 00 35 00 25 00 20 00 37 00 35 00 15 00 16 00 20 00 35 00 35 00 85 00 25 00 12 00 40 00 20 00 50 00 25 00 25 00 25 00 30 00 30 7. H/-C. Harper... Brabham A. C. Harper^.....,. 47. J. C. Brown........... 46. E. B. Dunbar School Commission er’s salary 00 15 00 40 00 20 00 30 00 64 001 lb 4 00 3 46 10 00 34 86 Total • ••••••••••«••• • • 8891 07 Red Oak, No. 11. 37. Mrs. M. B. Aaron... 39. W. H. Nix 78. M. J. Banders.......... 118. W. H. Nix 124. M. J. Sanders 133. Rev. J. a Havener... 134. Miss E. P. Duncan... 141. Mrs. M. B. Aaron.... 169. Rev. J. S. Havener... 222. Miss E. P. Duncan... 225. M. J. Bease..... 227. W. H. Nix 243. Rev.' J. S. Havener... 273. M. J. Bease 280. Rev. J. 8. Havener... 282. Miss E. P. Dunean... 3 00 324. Miss E. P. Duncan... 1 25 328. Rev. J. 8. Havener... 340, Mim E P. Duncan... 34 23 370. Rev. J. 8. Havener... 388. 8. W, Williams. ..... $868 88 163. Mrs. M. JB- Aaron...- 49. 8. W. Williams. 60. F. C. Hay..:„. 63. D. C. Burckhalter'... Schobl Coromimion- er’s salary. $15 00 20 00 20 00 20 00 20 00 30 00 37 50 30 00 30 00 25 00 17 00 20 00 30 00 25 00 30 00 .25 00 25 00 30 00 12 50 30 00 20 00 12 60 17 00 3 00 4-00 19 59 Total.. |568 09 . ' *4 ’ *■* ‘ ,^£. ■ • 5* BAunrxjLL Towjumr, No. 12. 5. 6. 8. Butler 63. Miaa Anna Walker^ 91. 8. W. TrotU... 102. W. & Dixsou 123. & & Butler 187. Him Anna Walker.. 140. W. 8- Dixsou 143. a 8. Butler • •• •#-*#••• . 20 00 144 B. 189. A. P. [c-Ktbben. •eeeeeeoaee 210. Mia C. 8. Holmea... 211. Mrs. a a Holmes... 224. Miaa Apna Walkcri. 603. Flora E- Brown... 321. Mrs. C. 8. Holm*,.. 364. Flora E. Brown. 30 001368. Mrs. a H. Garvin... 859. Mrs. a H. Garvin... Mrs. E. J. Green •‘JO 00 27 59 00 23100 9. Wilson Parsons 9 00 37. Wm. Owens 7 50 13 % Miss Anna Walker.. 9 00 School Commission er’s salary '... 30 62 Total >93,42 ••••••••* George’s Ckehk, No. 13 9. W. 8. Elzey.. 53., P. C. Davis 70. W. 8. Elzev.. 110. Rev. II. A. Bass 110. Rev. B. F. Berry 138. C. H. Holman 139. P. C: Davis. 8H 20 00 203. Rev. B. F. Berry...., 214. C. H. Holman. ,20 00 42. J. R. Cooper 25 00 267. Rev. B. F. Berry...... . ^30 00 286. George Brittain 30 00 287. J. H. 8mttdetraitre... SO 00 14. 8. W. Trotti. 26.J3. W. Trotti 33. Miss M. E. Johnson.. 170. Miss M. E. Johnson.. 226. Miss M. E. Johnson.. ^ C. C. Robinson 10 00 3ig, L. J. Rickenbacker.. 386. R. H. Harley 407. R. H. Harley 44. C. J. Parker School Commission er’s salary..;.., 30 00 30 00 20 00 20 00 30 00 30 00 421. George Brittain 5. II. J. Delk.^...- 9. J. A. Dyches 18. J. W. Lancaster ..... School Commission er’s salary 20 00 20 00 10 00 20 00 30 00 30 00 25 00 25 00 15 00 30 00 6 65 ‘ 25 00 19 50 20 00 21 00 __25(Xrt 25 00 30 00 26 00 30 00 125 00 . 50 00 Tula! $964 65 Bamberg Township, No. 14. 55. L. N. Bellinger .t 56. Mrs M. M. Roach... 163. L..N. Bellinger 164. Mrs. M. M. Roach... 218. T. H Moses^r : 219 J. L. Stewart 231. L. N. Bellinger 232. Mrs. M. M. Roach... 278. T. H. Moses 279. J. L. Stewart. 314. T. H. Moses 315. J. L. Stewart 395. T. H. Moses....: 396. J. L. Stewart......... 15. W. F. Patrick...:.,... 16. W. F. Patrick 19. Dr. L. A. Wright.... School Commission er’s salary 4!8. 430. Miss Lizzia Bailey... 20. L. F. Cava: Bohool Commission er's salary :.t,.: - 11 66 11 66 50 00 50 00 20 00 •• •••••• 16 33 Total $422 97 a ‘ \ m Rosemary Township, No. 18. 24 00 9 60 30 00 49 00 21 00 25 00 25 00 35 00 31 50 12 00 12 18 Total r. $274 28 Williston Tow nship, No. 19. 34. jMiss B. M. Loud $20 00 43. R. H. Willis 40 00 44. G; W. Williams.;.... 37 50 45. S. W. Trotti 30 00 46. W. W. McMorries... 80 00 81. Miss M. E. Matthis.. 30 00 82. R. H. Willis 40 00 83. Miss R. M. Loud 20 00 84. J. W. Hudson 50 00 85. G. W. Patrick 67 00 86. Miss L. C. Willis 70 Du 87t-A. M. Peeples 45 00 173. A. M. Peeples * 30 00 174. G. N. Williams 37 50 175. Miss B. M. Loud 10 00 176. R. H. Willis., ,,..,,., , 20 00 177. J. W. Huilsm>:. 25 00 178. G. W. Patrick 33 00 179. Miss M. E. Matthis... 15 00 265. T.D. Curry 15 00 297. Miss L. C. Willis 50 00 306. T.D.Curry 25 00 .307. W. W. McMorries... 40 00 313. T. D. Curry 20 00 425. J. J. Williams 64 00 17. R. H, Willis • 30 03 School Commission- . ' er’s salary 42 73 50 00 30 00 22 25 30 00 35 00 4 80 50 00 - Total... $986 73 School District No. 20. 17. T. H. Moses. 64. T. H. Moses.. 121. T. H. Moses., 30 00:344. E K. Hardin. 35 00 12 00 35 00 12 00 35 00 7 80 3 00 369. E. K. Hardin ... 373. E. K. Hardin.... 46. (J. E. Lartigue .. 1. G. E. Steadman. 829 75 35 00 35 00 125 00 125 00 125 00 23 68 60 00 $558 43 48 27 Total $457 66 Blackville Township, No. 15. 1. Mrs.'A. V. Berry —6. ETA. Walker 51. Mrs. A V. Berry 79. E. A. Walker ........ 89^ Milk M aggie Hagood 90. Miss Maggie Hugood 1L7. Mrs. A. V. Berry.... 119. Ella Walker. 156. G. G. Bredii.; 157. Flora E. 167. Rev. 8, -er Williams 18 FT Miss Maggie Hagood . A. Walker..:. G. G. Brodic.......... 228.. Rev. J. G. Williams. 257. Ella Walker 270. "Flora E. Brown 274. G. G. Brodie a. 804. Etta Walker. 8 54 Graham’s School District, No. 21. 9‘ 00 76. T. G. Robinson $35 00 77. T. G. Robinson 35 00 107. L. W. Lawson 25 00 129. G. W. 8. Kennedy... 35 00 151. T. G. Robinson 35 00 180. Miss Mamie Burck- — mver _ 35 00 193. L. W. Lawson 25 00 209. Mis* L. E. Cannon... 35 00 212. L. W. Lawson 25 00 229.^JMiss-Mamie Burck- 00 25 00 35 00 25 00 -35-00 myer 332. ’Miss -Mamie Burck- 00 myer 25 00 333. W. *C. Dorrah 25 00 334. Mrs. Julia Day 31 25 335. W.C. Dorrah —33 00 336. Mrs. Julia Day 30 00 337. W. CL Dorrah 338. Mrs. Julia Day 339. W. C. Dorrah 426. G. W. 8. Kennedy... 427. G. W. ^ Kennedy... •w 420. Mrs. C 8. Holmes..* 4. G..W. Price.. 6. J. R—Turner. 13. Rev. J. G. Williams. 12. D. S. Hair. 8. Hair A Matthews.... 16. Sarah C. Ray School Commission er’s salary 25 00 25 00 33 00 25 00 25 00 25 00 22 00 30 00 . 7 00-- 6 00 .5 00 107 00 35 00 35 00 50 00 30 00 50 00 3<MX) 50-00 22 50 87 50 35 00 26 25 Total.... .....r $736 25 Public Printing*’ ' 50. E. A. Pronson 8- 9 50 51. J. W. Veronee 3 00 52. J. W. Holmes 10 50 22 00 3 00 50 60 8774 85 * Total 823 00 The above report is respectfully submitted. ’A BUIST, 8. C. BC. ••»••••• Four Mile Township, No. 16. \ 10. J. D. Crosland..... 20. 8. B. Coker. 32. Miss Lizzie Bailey... 57. Miss E. H. Vanlew.. 58. Miss E. H. Vanlew.. 59. Miss E. H. Vanlew.. 60. J. D. Crosland 94. 8. B. Coker..... 95. Patrick Chavis 125!*J. D. Crosland 132. J- H. Mixson....*.... 148. 8. B. Coker 149. P. H. Chavis 150. Miss Lizzie Bailey... 258. J. D. Crosland... 259. J. H. Mixson 262. Mist M. F. McDon ough « . . . • . • . . . . ., 295. J. H. Mixson^. 296. J. D. Crosland. 301. Miss Lizzie Bailey... 808. B.W. Council,.. 348. Mias C. R Bellinger. 448. Mrs. J. Q. Martin... 48. W. Ml Bailey School Cbm mission- er’4 salary The Wicked Little 6irl. $25 00 22 50 30 00 10 00 14 00 16 00 25 00 25 00 10 00 25 00 25 00 25 00 • 10 00 60 00 25 00 25 00 6 00 20 00 20 00 35 00 13 00 6 00 30 00 5 00 "Ma’s up stairs changing her dress,” said the freckled faced little girl, tying her doll’s bonnet strings and casting her eye about fur a tidy large enough to' serve as a shawl for that double jointed young person. “Oh, your mother needn’t dress up for me,” replied the female agent of the missionary society, taking a self-eatUfled view of herself in the mirror. “Run up and tell her to come down just as she is in her every-day clothes, and not to stand on ceremony.” “Oh, but she hasn’t > got on her every-day clothes. Ma was all dressed up in her new brown silk ’cause she expected Miss Dimmond to-day. Miss Dimmond always come over here to show off her nice things, and ma don’t mean to get left. When ma saw vou coming She said ‘The dickens l r and 1 guess “80 folks would send her lots ff nioa things to wear and feel ■mtt to have bar going about naked. Then she’d have baJrtA fm; and I want a dbli with trtly hair and eyea that roll up like Deacon Sllderback’s when be save amen on Sunday. I ain’t a wicked girl, either, ’cause Uncle Dick— ; you know Uncle Dick; he’s been out West, and swears awful and smokes in the bouse—he says I’m a holy terror *ad be hopes I’ll be an angel pretty soon. Ma’ll be down in a minute, so you needn’t take your cloak off. She said she’d box my ears if I asked you to. Ma’s putting on that old drees she had last year, ’cause she said she didn’t want you to think she was able to give much this time, and she needed a new muffworse than the Queen of the Cannon Ball Islands needed religion. Uncle Dick says you oughter go to the is lands, ’cause you’d be safe there, and the natifs’ ed be sorry they was such sinners anybody would seud you^to ’em. He says he never seen, a heathen hungry enough to eat you, ’less ’twas a blind one, an’ you’d set a blind pagan’s teeth on edge so he’d never hanker after any more missionary. Uncle Dick’s awful funny, and makes pa and ma die laughing sometimes. , “Your Uncle Richard is a bad, depraved wretch, and ought to have remained out West, where his style is appreciated. He sets a horrid ex ample for little girls like you?” “Oh, I think he’s nice. He showed me how to slide down the bannis ters, and he’s teaching me to whistle when ma ain’t ’round. Tbat’r a pretty cloak you’ve- got, ain’t it? Do you bay all your good clothes with missionary money ? Ma says you do.”—Boston Globe. -=r THE BUXFEB DEGREE. How the Bad Boy Initiated His Eathar and the Remit Thereof. 18 80 she was mad about souiethiug. Ma said if you saw her new dress she’d have to hear all about the poor heathen, who don’t have ailk, and you’d ask her for money to buy hymn books to send ’em. Say, do Total. 8526 30 the nigger ladiea use hymn book leaves to do tbeir hair up Id and make it frizzy? Ma sayz ahejaesaea that’s all the good tha books do ’em, if they ever get aov books. I wish my doll was a heathen.” “Whv, you wicked little giri; what do you want of a heathen doll r inquired the miMionary lady, taking a mental inventory of the new things in the parlor to Mt ma terial for a homily 00 worldly ex- Richland Township, No. 17. $30 00 30 00 74. J. H. Mixson......... 850 00 '1 00 188. J.D. M1 aaoD* ••••••••• 20 00 00 00 202. W. J. McBryde 35 00 30 00 250: J.D. Mixson 20 00 80 00 254. Geo. Butler. Jr. 60 00 30 00 255. Mrs. 8. H. Garvin...' 11 66 30 00 261. W. J. McBryde...... 35 00 90 00 302. W.D . Bush....... 11 66 27 50 LSI* W.J. 30 00 boy in PecPs 3un gives the following account of how himself and a chum gave his father the Royal Bumper Degree: “We went upstairs and told pa to come up pretty soou and give three distinct raps, and when we asked him who comes there, he must say, ‘A pil grim who wants to join your ancient order and ride the goat.’ Ma wanted to come up.ltoo, but we told her if she came up it would break up the lodge, cause a woman couldn’t keep a secret, and we didn’t have a sidesaddle for the goat Say, if you never tried it, the uezt time you nitiate a man in your . Mason’s lodge, you sprinkle a little kyan pepper on the goat’s heard before you turn him loose. You can get three-times as much to the square inch of goat. Well, we got all fixed, and pa rapped and we let him in, and told him be must be blind folded, and he got on his knees a-lafting, and I tied a towel around his eyes, and then Ufned' him •round and made him get down on his hands also, and then his back was right towards the closet door, and I put a buck-beer sign right" against pa’s clothes. He was a-laff- ing all the time, and said we boys were as full of fun as they made ’em,, and we told him it was a solamii occasion, but we wouldn’t permit no levity, and if he didn’t stop laffing we couldn’t give him the grand bumper degree. Then everything was ready, and my chum had bis hand on the cloeet door and some kyan pepper in. his other hand, and I asked pa in low base {ones if he felt as though he wanted to tarn back, or if he had nerve enough to go ahead and take the degree. I warned him that it was full of dan gers, os the goat was loaded for beer, and-lold him ha yet had time to re trace his steps if he wanted to. He said he wanted the whole busineea, and we could go ahead, with the menagerie. Then I said to p& that if he had decided to go ahead and not blame us for t the consequences, to repeat me the (Mlowing : . ’Bring forth the Roval Bumper rad let him BumpT Pa repeated the words and my chum sprinkled the kyan pepper on the goat’s mustache, -and he sneezed once and looked sassy, and he see the lager beer goat raring up, aud he started for it just like a cowcatcher and blatted. Pa is real fat, but he kn£w he had got hit, and he grunted and said : ‘Hell fire ! what are the boys doin’ ?’ and then the goat gave him another degree, and pa pulled off the towel and started for the stairs, and ao did the goat, and ma was at the bottom of the stairs listening, and when I looked over the banisters pa and ma aud the goat were all in a heap, and pa was yelling murder and ma was screaming fire, and the goat was blatting and sneezing and butting, and the hired girl came into the hall,! aud the goat took after her, and the crossed herself just as the goat struck her, and said: ‘Howly mother, protect me!* aud went down, stairs the way we boya slide down hill, with both bands on herself, and the goat rared up and blatted, and pa aud ma went into their room and shnt the door, then me and my chum opened the front door and drove the goat out. The minister, who comee to see ma three times a week, was just ringiug the bell, and the goat thdoght he wanted to be nishiated, too, and give him one for luck, and then went down the sidewalk blatting and enees- ing, and the minister came in the parlor and Mid ha waa stabbed, and then psi came out of hie room with his suspenders hanging down, and aa he didn’t know the miniater wae there be said com word*, and ma cried and told pa he would gu to Hadee sure, and /la said be did’t care,'he would kill that cussed goat afore he went, and I told pa the minister waa in the parlor, and-he and ma went down and said the weather Was propitious for a revival, and it asetum! as though an out pouring oi the Spirir was about to be vouchafed to His people, and none of them sat down but ma, ’cause the goat didu’t hit her, and while they were talkin’ religion with their mouths and cussin’ the goat inwardly, my chum and me ad journed the lodge, and I went and stayed with him all night, aud I hain’t been home since.” How a Bad-lpM Young Man Purchased a * . Pair el Garters. “Did you ever go shopping for women f ’ inquired a~sad-eyed young man. “No? Well, I did once, and I have had enough of it. You see, my landlady takes a motherly interest in me, and talks' to me iust os she would to her own son. You may think this is vei^ flattering to me, but I assure you it has its dis advantages. The other morning my landlady told me she lost one of her‘garters coming home from the concert the evening before, and asked me to get her a pair on my way down town. I thoughtlessly consented. As I came down the street I thought I would go into White’s. Having entered, I tried to get my bearings by the litho graphs on the walls, picturing all sorts of feminize harness in active service. As the lithographs began to grow more interesting, con cluded that I was in about the lati tude of garters, and halted at a counter presided over by a young woman with a mischievous eye. That’s where I got in to trouble. I felt my face gettiug red, but I firmly asked for a pair of garters, expect ing her to hand them out forthwith. ’What kind, please ?’ said she in the most insinuating tones. “ ‘Oh, wmething -pretty good,’ I replied, painfully conscious that my ears were blazing red. “‘But what style do you want?* she rejoined, evidently gloating over my misery. Then it flashed-upon me that there might be a hundred styles, and how was 1 to kuow what kind my landlady wore ? My first impulse was to escape, but the door was too far away, and, besides, my errand seemed to have been tele graphed to every one of thnee girls, all of whom were eyeing me. One of them had suddenly discovered that the counter needed dusting, and there she was, right where she could hear everything I said. I asked what styles were generally called for, and the youug lady began describing them with a roinuteuess that had only increased my embar rassment. There was the circular kind, she said, and the suspender garter attached to a waist belt, and jaoother kind that fastei^d- to the side of■» corset, and then took down a lithograph showing the manner of wearing that kind of harness. I was in a worse fix than ever, and I ment ally swore I’d do no more errands for a woman. Here she was, ex plaining all this toggery and belay ing tackle, aud expecting me to know what kind of standing rigging my landlady was fitted out with. I looked at her in an appealing way, but she wouldn’t help me out, and ihen an inspiration of genius came to me. ~‘W4iat kind weuld you be moet likely to lose off in the street V I asked in my most innocent tone. That girl with the duster must have thought of somelhiog funny just then, for she began laughing im moderately, and when I went out with a pair of circular elastics in, my pocket I felt that every girl in the store waa'iflsking fun of me, but I didn’t dare to look around. The next time I go shopping for a wo man I will do it by telephone.” ^ Senatorial Ptnoansl. Fair of Nevadn, says tr "Wlsti~ ington correspondent, is the rich- est Senator; Harris of Tennessee is the poorest; Sbermun of Ohio is the leanest; David Davis of Illinois the fattest; Bntler of Sontb Caro lina the handsomest; McDill of Iowa the ugliest; Mali one of Vir ginia the most heterodox, and Mc- Millah of Minnesota the most orthodox. Senator Ingalls ^>f Kansas is tbe best debater, and Don Cameron of Pennsylvania tho poorest; Van Wyck of Nebraska tbe wittiest, and Mitchell of Penn sylvania tbe dullest; Bayard the most scholarly and Plumb the least so; Morgan of Alabama talks the most, aud Johnston of Virginia the least; Saulsbury of Delaware is the talleat, and Sawyer tbe short- .eat; Edmunds is the best lawyer; Davis of West Virginia the best bosiness man; Logan the most noted General,"and* Ffye of Maine the most eloquent orator. The sageat wit in town remarked that the secret of society was to make np in etnpidity what it laeka in intelligence. The wittiest beauty in town replied that it was a most fortunate equilibrium, for those who fell abort in intelligence thus bad an opportunity of seeing that no one excelled them in stu pidity. 'Tie thus the balance it maintained and tongues and toes have both a fair chance in tbe world. The sixty damsels who compelled to fly from fire Milwaukee Female College i night dreeaea did not mi mneb. Moet of them are w< and had their garments beat edged with real lac*.