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THE HUMOROUS PAPERS. W>AT WB BIND IN TBBA TO BMIUr OVBR. i,4. r JL h ABE TOTTB PAROB. , Burdette, of the Bnrlington Hawktyr,, firee the following advice and ex* perienoe: "Fill your home with beauty. People onght to live in evefy room in the house. I have built a great many booses—un paper, and I am at it yel I would avoid the spars room. It is cold and damp. There is nothing in a spare room that will burn. I have often tried to warm a bed in a spare room, but always failed; If you have any doubt about the spam room ask your pastor; he knows all about it.” . A LOOSB STHPKXDXB. Speaking of dress reminds me of story I once heard about Horace Greeley. The old Tribune philosopher was peculiarly senaitive about any ref erence to his attire, the sloven il^oas of which would have attracted attention almost anywhere. On (Hie occasion, just as he was about leaving the office to at tend a political lecture, the Albany cor+cspondent, an old friend whom Greeley had sent up the river to write rubbishy letters in order to be out of the way, entered. His eyes detected something wrong in the editor’s rear. “Excuse me, Mr. Greeley," he said hesitatingly, “but—your suspender is hanging down l»ek>w your overcoat. You can’t go out on the street in that way.** “ Confound your impudence sqncaked Horace, with a face as red as a lobster. “Never you mind my sus pender. It's a blamed sight better than your Albany correspondence, anyway. ” The meddler vanished, utterly anni hilated. J HHS WATOdB^iND WAITKI) FOR HIM. „ They were lupoid couple coming East by the Michigan Central. When the hrakeman announced, “ Marshall- twenty minutes for dinner I" they both left the car and- entered the eating- house. They had scarcely seated them- r—«■ wrtvwrBtHfo table 'Iflrftnlhe husband took out his old-fashioned bull’s-eye watch, squinted at the time and passed it to his wife with the remark. , “Now, PH cat and you hold the watch, and if we get left it’ll all be your fault. Sing Out at the end of eighteen minits.’’ And the good-natured old wife sat there without eating a monthful and timed liim while he pitch-forked every- thing within reach into his stomach.— Detroit. Free PreHM. HEROIC TREATMENT. “ Oh, you Iwtter talk I” exclaimed Mrs. Smith to her lord and-master, who was joking her ui>on her “running after him.” “Ton know you were dead in love with me, and it was only because I was afraid you'd sicken and die that I took compassion on you.” “Well,”-re plied Smith, “if I did love you bo des perately, you cured me, dearest. I'll give yon that credit;but it was the hero- icest kind of heroic treatment. ”— Koaton Tranterljyt, , —~ a considerate suicide. If Col. Bluford is more precise about one thing than another, it is his razor. ' He is so particular about it that he has almost come to the conclusion not to al low himself oven to use it on his own ~ — chin on Sundays. Bluford went off fish ing a few-weeks ago, and while he w^as gone his partner, who was also his room mate, committed suicide. The Colonel was asked by telegraph to return. He came back ns fast as he could. Meeting a friend at the depot, he asked in a voice husky with emotion : - “ Is it a fact that my partner has com mitted suicide ?” “Yes ; he was buried this morning.” The blanched face of Bluford became more blanched than ever. His voice sounded unnatural as he whispered hoarsely : “ How did he dp it?" “ Morphine,” _ “ Thank Heaven 1 ” cried Bluford fall ing. “ My razor is safe ; but I might have known it would be, for George was one of the moet considerate men. I shall always revere his memory.”—J'bx's Do- infft. WHAT BOTS DID. There are some queer things aliout boys. Here is Johnny, the son of ten der and indulgent parents, who couldn’t “eat »uy break!ast~Ihe other morning be cause of what he considered the gross incompotency of the cook. Nothing could suit him—the breakfast was cooked I' tbb much, there was too much saleratus in the biscuits and he sniffed suspiciously at the milk, and being assured by his mother tl\At it^M good, swallowed it un der protest. Then he went out to play, it being a holiday, and hunted up some other spirits like himself, and they all set out to enjoy themselves. In pur suance of a plan then and there formed, one of them went home and got Bridget to give him some flour; a second vrent to a neighboring bakery and bought a yeast- cake, and others contributed salt, butter - «nd vaiious other articles of the sort that seemed to them necessary. Then they j went into a back lot and with a barrel head for a moulding-1 >oard and a base ball bat for a rolling-pin, prepared a cer tain nondescript species of flat cake, into which they incorporated all the ingredi ents which they had managed to pur chase, borrow or steal, and they frnilt up ‘ aThrsif bTbricks and built a fire therein and baked the composition on the top of an old piece of sheet-iron which they o; • portunely chanced upon. And when the thing was baked to their liking—they T had to pry ft off the iron with Bill Thom A son’s jackknife—they all partook thereof with great delight and said it was “ bully,” and they wished they had such grub as that at home. And the fastidious Johnny above referred to quite outdid all his companions in voreeity and load expressions of approval. ' r ~ A pwoKum alderman’s obatort. The orator of the oeoeafon war a Brooklyn alderman. As he stood up to sddiem the ondienoe he palled down his vest, readjusted his shirt ooller and beck the loppels of his cost, dis- : Iha&ofakflfcaat la gnat afoa- f tags. One of bis fellow metnben could not refrain from audibly noting his re semblance (6 a* Greek statae.’ His speech, which was liberally applauded, concluded as follows: „ “ Gentlemen, you have heard that Lord Nelson exebrimed at tfie battle of Lake Erie. ^ Give BM~deelb or Axmin- ster Abbey 1 * But, gentlemen, I don’t went none of your abbeys. When I die, give me a niche in the patent office of American stateamen.’' TUB DDLS. fr The Dude hee hitherto bean without e national anthem, but it seems as if that were supplied in the churns of a London —wo should say Lunnon—song, which is as follow*: - Oh, that'i the way to the Zoo, that'* the way to ttye Zoo— The mohkey-honse Is rather fuH, bo* thcre'i room enough for yon; Then lake a bna to Rcgent'a Park, make haute l>efore it shuta, —- "*r"- Aud on Monday I will visit yon and bring yon plenty of nnto. Tits theory so ablyadvanoed by some of cures teemed contemporaries that the floodoare due to the denuding of ourfor- euls i« not without its effect. A tramp re- fnw'»l t<» saw wood for hie dinner, giving as n reason that he was bitterly oppos ed to the destruction of our forests, and would do nothing to encourage that kind of business. And be walked off picking hia teeth.--Cincinnati Fnquirer. A Money-Making Memory. THE Bi)N JLARCHE. A PHILANTHROPIC VNDBRTARINH IN - PARIS. - - From the Pashton Oonrtor.] Almost every cue knows thts wonder ful dry goods store of Paris, but I think not many know that it la a benevolent work ee well as a successful business urn dertaking. Mr. Boucieeat) the founder, began life as a poor boy, and when able to have, a little store of his ofrn hia atten tion was directed to the welfare of his clerks, and he gave them, as soon os he was able,. a home in his own house. Prom this small beginning the work has grown wonderfully. Mr, Boucicaut died • few years ago, worth millions of dollars, and to-day the “ Bon Marche,” carried on by his widow, employs 8,000 people. Two thousand of those people live iu the building, end the 8,000 take their meals there. The first thing to be no ticed by a party making a tour of in spection of this great concern is a large hall filled with desks, where a great masy boys and young men are studying bookkeeping. - They review all the books of the store, and ere paid a small amount for every mistake they find. In the evening lessons ere given gratuitously to the employees in English, German, in- George Harding, Esq., the^Uatm- and vocal muaic. and fencing. guishod patent lawyer, is remarkable for . CoDoerte » re *7 the store in snm- 1 * * ‘.mer, m the square by the side of the ■to loutf uteu poll in t s retentive memory. A short while ago Mr. Harding rode down to Wall street, New York, in a Broadway omnibus. A beautiful young lady got in and handed fifty cents to the attorney, requesting him to please hand it to the driver. “With pleasure,” said Mr. Harding, at the same time passing the fifty cents np through the hole to the stage msn. The driver mode 'the change and handed forty cents back to Mr. Harding, who quietly put it sway into his vest pocket and went on reading a mowing- machine brief. i Thou aU waa.aikunne.# mt r -^==3 The young lady began to look nerv ously at Mr. Harding for her change. “Can it lie possible that this is one of those polite confidence men we read of in books?” she thought to herself. Then she looked up timidly and asked Mr Harding something about the Brooklyn Ferrv. - ♦— •> a “Oh, the boats run very regular— every three minutes,” replied the in terrupted lawyer, trying to smile. Then he went on reading bis brief. "Do the boats run from Wall street to Astoria ?”iN)ntinned the yonng lady. “I don’t, know, madame,” replied Mr. H., petulantly; “I’m not a resident of New York; I'm a Philadelphian." “Ah ! yea”—(then a ailence). Mr. Harding again buried himself iu hie brief, while the yonng lady ahemed, and asked him what the fare was in New York stages. “Why, ten cents, madame—ten cents/’ '•■But 1 gave you fifty cents to give to the driver/ 1 interrupted the young lady, “and-” “Didn’t he return your change? Is it possible ? Here, driver!” the lawyer continued, dropping the brief and pull ing the strap violently, ‘ ‘why the 'diek- ena don’t yon give the lady her forty cents, sir, forty cents ?’’ • t “I did give her the change. I gave forty cents to you, and you put it in your pocket," shouted the driver. “Tome?” said Mr. Harding, feeling in his vest pocket, from whichhis fing( r brought out four-ten cent’pieees. “Gfa* cions goodness, madame 1 I beg 10,000 pardons; but—but—” “Oh, never mind,” said the lady, eying him suspiciously ; “you know a lady in a wicked city like New York has to look out for hereolf. It's no matter—it wasn’t the forty cents ; but before I left home motlier .cautioned me against polite con fidence men, who look so good outside, but-" A “Goodness gracious I my dear wo man !” exclaimed Mr. Harding, while all the passengers eyed him with suspicion. I assure you—” , But the stivge stopped and the young lady, holding lest to her portemonnaie, got out and fled into the Custom House, while Mr.- Harding went on filling up in this form: ■> — j “Goodness gracious I Did you ever? O Lord ! what shall I do?" etc. The lawyer got so excited that he went back to Philadelphia id a hurry. He even forgot to take a big fee in a mow- iug machine case. He says he’d rather pay $10,000 than to let the Phila delphia fellows get hpld of the story.— Philadelphia Item. ~ - - - ■ building; in winter, on the ground floor, which can be cleared by the porters in twenty minutes of counters and goods, when it is Deeded for that purpose or for balls. There ore four dining-rooms, one for the men clerks, one for the girls, one .for the workmen, and one for the porters, mrrnrngnni ami driiess ^ ~ The menn for dinner of one day con sisted of eonp, one kind of meat, one kind of vegetables, and dessert, and foi each person a hall bottle of wine. Coffee is extra; it costs two cents for a small enp and three cents for the large ones. Three hundred people are employed in the kitchen and as waiters in the dining rooms. The kettles are immense, three feet high, and no man could meet his arms round one of them. Of course, when full and hot, they are beyond the abilitynf man to move, so pulleys are arranged which lift the kettles from the fire and-place them Where they are wanted. For the clerks there is a room for amusements, where thei^ are billiard tables, chess, checkers, dominoes, etc., bnt no card playing. The lady clerks have a pleasant little l*arlor, K where there is a piano, and where they can spend their evenings when they choose. Each girl has a room entirely to herself, which is plainly but very comfortably furnished. There are rules to Jbe observed by all, but they are not burdensome or oppressive; the doors are not closed on week days until 11, and on ^nndays until 12} at night, but the oc cupations and ohtertaimments make it more enticing to remain at home than to go out. Every one in the service of the “Bon Marche” receives a oeetain oom- mission on everything sold or delivered, and after a certain nnmber of years’ ser vice eaeh acquires tqi interest in the store that increases yearly. _ItJs one of the most complete works of benevolence known. It would be almost im]X)ssible to think of any details that are not attended to. There is a barbers’ shop in the building for the use of the employees, a physician is em ployed by the store, and his service® are free to all ^moreover, there is an infirm ary iu another part of the city where those who "are sick are oared for ; a pair of boots is blacked for every mem ber of the establishment every day. When asked if any t>oard was paid the answer was “no,’''but I suppose at least some difference is made iu the salarys. Adelaide PhUUpps. — 1 ~~'~Z * ' ” .4 " - Mrs. Waterston has written a warm ahd tender “ record ” of the virtuous and lovely oharaoter of Adelaide Phillipps. Bhe was without any kind of pretension, and she tells very little of the adven tures or romances of her life. Amusing mishaps she made the best of, and rather enjoyed. For a concert in a^OOuntry And yet it is demonstrated that it has be; it and onn be cured, even after it ntt* hi ran. Dr. Feu* Oswald n is just contribni n notable article on this subject to the Popu lar Science Monthly. He regard^ consump tion as pulmonary scrofula. The impurities of the blco I prodnos a constant irritation in the lungs, tin s destroying their de'Ua'e tis sues and Uni s Ug death. His theory shows conclusively that cousumi tion is a blood dis ease. It has its origin primarily in n d -range .l condition of the kidneys or liver, the only two organs of the body, aside from the lungs, that purify the blood. When tl • kidneys or liver are diseased they are in « sorb or lacerated stHfct?, which communicates poison to every ounce of blood .that passes thrOanh them. This poisonous Wood circulates through the system and comes to the lungs, where the ison is deposited, causing decomposition the finely formed cells of the longs. Any diseased part of the body has oontnrain iting power, and yet the blood, which is the life of the system, Is brought into direct contact with these poisonea organs, thus carrying contagion to all parts of the body. Bishop Jesse T. Peck, D. D., LL.D , whoee death 1ms been so recently rogietted. is ret>orted to have died cf pneumonia, which me licnl authori ties affirm indicates a diseased <-dnditiou-of the kidneys. It is we'.l known, moreover, that for several years he had bee.r the victim of severe kidney trouble, and the faiemnonta which fluidly terminated his life was only the suit of the previous blood jsiispuing. ’ftdtyrrmtter which is left mld e l ings by the impure blood clogs up and finally chokes the patient. When this is a’coni- plished'rapidly it is called pneumonia o; quick consumption; when slowly, consnmptio i. but in any event it is the result of impnis b-uod, cansed by diseased kidneys and liver. These are facts of science, and 'reached for by all the leading physicians of the day. Th y show the desirability—nay, the necessity, of keeping theSe most important organs in par feet condition, not only to insure health, bnt also to escape death. Ulmshe-n fully shown, to ther satisfaction of-ne fly every unpreju diced mind, that Warner's Safe Kidn y and Liver Cura is the only ki own remedy that can cure and keep in l.eilih the great IdooJ- pnrifyingorgstisof ih , 'br>'ly. It nctsdii ectly upon these member-', healing all ulcers which may have formed iit them, and placing them in a coudit on to purify und not isiisou the blood. This is no idle statement nor fal-e theory. Mr. W. C. Beach, foreman of the Buffalo (N.Y.) Rubber Tyjie Foundry, was A Hew Yarn City, R. J. Burdette, the humorist, in a re- oeut letter gives the following very cor rect characterization of the city of Roch- estei: ,, , v t A city of beautiful homes, broad streets, and lovely drives, with its own amous cataracts and cascades right in tiie corporation limits, a city that grinds more family flower and raises floorers for more families than any other place on the continent, a city that graduates Baptist ministers every year and natu rally has its thoughts turned heaven- in her personal ward so constantly that it wings more comets every year than any other city < *n hear of to doable .the time, a city with one little nursery containing 1,000 acres, and numerous others too small to mention; the home of the famous nursery; the home of the Powers build ing; the land of the Aroode; the city of the Bftchestcr Baptist Theological Semi nary and the Genesee Falls, the two great water-powers; a city whereof more citizens own ther homes, it is justly claimed, than in any other city of this same size in America; s city full of beau ty and hospitality and business; this is a bird's-eye view of Rochester. N ' J town she had one day packed~hor dress, to a champagne basket, tied up with green ribbons. After tea she opened the basket to order to dress, and found to her dismay that it contained, high boots, rough coat and the rest of the, habili ments of some man who, oddly enough, had packed his clothes in a champagne basket tied with green ribbons. There was nothing to be done but to brush up her traveling dress and send an apology to the andience, who, however, ap plauded her warmly, even in her black silk. In 1879 Miss Plrillipps joined the Ideal Opera Company, under the direc tion of Miss E. H. Ober, and remained to it until December, 1881, when she made her last appearance on the stage to Cincinnati. Her friend writes of her that “she never swerved from the straight and narrow way to whichjuie walked os a woman. She socriflceaworldly proe- pirity to principle, and although she was a conscientious artist, her heart life, her home, and -with, those friends whom she loved.” Her home had been rinot 1860 on, a farm in Marshfield, which was bought for her brother. Energetic and buoyant as her Mamma: ♦•Charlie, whet to the world are you doing-sitting on Willie’s heed ?” Charlie: “We’re playing hone, raemme, and he’s got tumbled down, and I’ve got to sit on his head until ha’s quiet. But he won’t heap quiet.” temperament was she could not conquer the illness which increased so much that she went abroad again in August, 1882, to take the waters at Carlsbad, and there she died in the October following. Her body was^brought home, and after fu neral services, which were held at King’s Chapel in Boston, on October 2p, 1882, n was token to Marshfield to the quiet country burying ground there. The im pression made by this memoir is that of a truly good, generous, tender hearted w man, who had great gifts and used them well.—Boston Advertiser. Nbw York pays $7,0U0,U0U-a year for its religion and $22,0Q0.000forits drinks, which goes to show that New York is having mors fun to this world than if Mil), to tbs BSBl-vfiMAMWr jgzpress. a seiamricBiscoviiT. • srxnUMJrmasL'Ng: If any ON* had informed Queen Elisabeth in htr palmiest days that she ooald have been seAtedmher palace in London and conversed with Sir Walter Raleiyh in Ms North Caro linahome; receiving a reply from him within sn hoor’siime, she Mould have dwin rad it to l<e a miraMe. Mid yStTbAd Uity lived in the I >resent dak; this apparent miracle would meet rrttdity have been witnessed nod not seem at sit strange or nnnatnrnl The truth is, new principles are coming itMo exir-tenoe. and the oiwmlibn of man? laws uilknOwn in j the pust is. bfeing fully understood in the present. In no way db is this fact c )it\f m0 - o forcibly to the mind than in the cure and < trrstment of the hitmen body* MHboiwiof l eople have died te pull age# from some in- ( - ^liiflcnilt or easily controlled cause which ik thoroughly understood now and rend ly handled. Consumption duringtheem ire p; at has been ponsuleied an incurnbh disease. -L+- Scndat Momenta.—The mill hands of Lawrence are prone to sleep late an Sunday morning, alter their Meek of hard labor. The flet, Mr. Miles tells ieepy on Sunday/ they ire ly-Wi A Re!It ef tb* IVar. Dr. E. Warren, the eminent late Purveyor General, C. S. . practitioner in fans and widi throughout the South, wrote officially: “Dr. Worthington’s Cholera Diar rhoea Medudno Las long Ago enjoyed a I>T"li reputation, t*»th in rad out of the ' nny. ” Other physicians of high stands ing recommend it, and with such endorse ment it is recognized as a sovereign cure. A enrart- dldtnte of fashion STBitori tant to all married men. It is that small checks will bo en regal for spring and summer silk dresses. It generally takes such large checks, I'S'Ues A r.hddretto boots A ffhoss cut nr i * Patent over if Lyoh'i Heel Stiffefaen Are dm given up to die by both physicians and friends. For four years he had n terrible coirgh, uc- ronipained by night sweats, chills, and all the- well known symptoms. He spent a season South and lornd no’relief. He says: “I finally conclude 1 to try Warner’s Safe Cure, and in three months I gained twenty ikiuiuIs. recovered my lostjenergy and my health was fully restored.” T, e li t could be prolonged indefinitely, but eiiouqh has been said to prove to every sufferer from pulmonic troubles that there is no reason to l>e di eouraged in the least, and that health can" be restore J. Substitute for Stammering/ A recent addition to the Newsboys’ Home in Philadelphia is a bright-look ing lad who hails from Syracuse, N. Y., and glories in the name of Michael Connelly. Michael is probably among the most remarkable whistlers of the age. He whistles every time he opens bis mouth to speak, and frequently is -compelled to whistle after every word he utters. “It just seems like I’d bust if I don't whistle,” he remarked to a Record reporter yesterday afternoon, and Ke whistled no less than four times iu saying it. The lad is a professional itinerant liootblack, who has seen the country from Chicago to Boston, and knows all the smart ways of his genus. - He was taught to whistle os a'feure for a most aggravating case of stuttering. So violent were the attacks that Michael wonld lie thrown into convulsions when he attempted to speak; and he declares that several times be was nearly strangled to death in making efforts to talk. One day two years ago a friendly custom< r suggested that he should whistle before he attempted to speak, and see how fur that would relieve hto). The boy tried the whistling cure, and the effect was so gratifying, and afforded such relief, that he adopted the practice, and con tinued it -until it became a habit. His stuttering has almost entirely disaj/- peared, but the reanlthas been that he cannot begin to frame a sentence until ho has relieved himself by a sofVluw whistle, which is repeated every few seconds. If he says “Thank you, sir,” he whistles three, times, once before unoo to the middle, "iuid wnWaTTEe^mt of the sentence. / The Farmer and the Squire’s Peacocks. t Retaliation.—A Washington dis patch says that an Act of Congress sus pending the itnfiortation of German wines Into the l)nited States may yet be necessary liefore the German authorities will lie convinced that American pork is wholesome food. Psrvom rKtoverin* 'rom wm'ide dtveavev, ■uch m to a Up*, f -ver*. etc., will b# greatly beoefitfd br n'in/ U ^wn’* Iroa Bitlrr-./r •A young lady applying for a situation as teacher in Spencer pnqity, Ky., in reply to a question said/ “I ain’t milch of a aritlnneticker, bnt am an elegant grammar .-t,” OWKstoZ. Ky » It^v. j. N. B^rks v*: *'1 have lived 1J-.-wj Iron tt ttpr» nut C n- Aider It n"A of *> • *> •* lon'mi >o11.” There is hardly An 'American who does not ache to become a champion of some sort. That’s the why some men mnd their wives and others get drunk, s the only field in which they can shine. —/Wro/f Free Preen. 3 f. K fonuuus Pa —R V. J D Zshiarrayi! * I was |.«r T*-<1 iii my r'urH tide. The nee of Brown’* Iron Bitter* enabled me to waJ T ;.' , Thb Senate has reduced the tariff on I milled Mire fencing, but that won’t help Hie farmer’s hired map any.... He wants the barbs filled down and a .cushion ar ranged every twenty rods along the top wire. - “ ] )r. Benson's Celery And Chamomile Pill-- .nre win tti their weight in irold in nervous and ;ick headache.’’—Dr. Schlichter^B tltiinorc. Only one newspaper man ont of every sixty-four ever 1ms a sharp knife, but only one lawyer out of every one hnn- dreil and twenty carries a had pencil. How much liettcr it is to lie anewspaiier man. I “Your Ski- C' re 11 superrexcellent. ILt- ianl rnriii'i vti/ ilatnjhler’s rinyrlvorui, irhi< t Kill n/irciiil-all orer her U>?/.'/-•”—Mrs. E. I. I). Morrism/tUne Hilt. My**, DnuririsU I cri*n % to .ee;«i!. *lj i r>sK-kn-.'?^ When a fellow gels a letter fordiis wife' ont of the Po-t Office'aiuY-Ue forgets give it to her for n week or way to lot her have it is to tie,it on the end of n long fishing pole and poke it through the window to her. — M " .- X Her Here, Vosn* Men, I hat girl of mine is twice hs handsome since she commenced using Carlmline, the deodor- bed extru-f of Petroleum, and I would not be without it for n fortune- * “Mean," said the Texas man of his (neighbor. “Why. there isn’t a drop of t lie'rhilk of human klhdnes.H in that man's 1 >ody. He’s got a dog tha^s an elegant match for Jenks's bull pnp andhe won’t let ’em fight. - ^ . ■c' - rtastrinr. This premiar&t ou, comiounded from the forrhnla of n oe’e irnfed physician, is highly n commended to ladies who suffer from nn- pleasiTSTfeelmgs aTtid eating. Druggists. There's nothing morp, disgusting to a boy than to follow a tire engine half a mile up a long hill under the impression that he’s going to a fire only to find that they are taking the machine tp.be re paired. • _ . A Remarkable Tribal*. Sidney Ourchnndro, of Pittsburg, Pa,, write*: “I have used Dr. Wm. Hall * Balsam for the Lnrrgfrhlfiy years, with the most gratifying re- •ulfsT ThereHeving MiiJw-nce of llaU'H Balsam i* wonderful The pain and r**-V of the body, ituddi ntal to a tight eongl). soon disappear in the iu;e ef-a spoimfol according to-dtret-tien/ My wife always send* for Hall's Balsam instead of a physician.” c D r - CJr*ea»* OxygeaateA Bitter*. is the oldest and best remedy for Dyspepsia I BilioU*ne*s; Malaria^ IniligeHAion. *11 disordei* 1 of the Stomach, and all di-easts indieaTfng an impnre condition of the Blood, Kidney* *nd Li ver. ■BNSeRaeM puptouiMd Ite* terto,tha ‘#JSB?2^r22S!t& arSI ; a’**, In all mtss- itiuus, whether th? moult of txs '~^43Gr- k " pvlno&ftrfr _ Co!, PmptUtec*, M. tT A N>w Devkju.—An Exchange says: If yoar dog kills a chicken take the dead bfed* pass a leg each tide of the dog’s jMk and tie the legs together. Then let the dog fun. After the chicken bar been about his neck for a day or two yom- chickens will never agai n be troubled Ity that do^ ThO ProlcUfl it I'tiL Mr. C. H. Doapm. of No. 228 Main Street, Worcester, Maas., volunteers the following: “ Haring Occasion recently to use a remedy for kidney disea e, I applied to my druggist, Mr. T). B. Williams, of Lincoln Hqunre, this city, and requested him to fvfnish me the best kidney medicine tliflt he ktte v of. and he handed me a bottle df Hunt’s Retnvoyi stat ing that it was considered the beet bSRtfoe he had sold many bottles of it to his cus tomer* in Worcester, an 1 they all speak of it in thu highest terms, and pronounce it always reliable. I took the bottle home and com menced taking it, ana find that it doe* the' work effectually; and I am pleased to recom mend to all who have kidney or liver disease the use of Hunt’s Remedy, the sure eare." April 11,1888. „ *- rirev ti e Ati Nog Bo, Mr. (LtoiK Z A. Buumrr, No. 16T> Front Street, Worcester, Mess., has jaet sent as the fo’lowiug, directly to the petin: U “ Being afflicteu with aumellts to whieb all humanity is subject sooner or later, I read carefully the advertisement regarding the re markable curative pOwOm Of Hunt's Remedy, inut ns it recmed to apply to my CflSe exactly, I purchased a bottle of the medicine at Jttn- Sery’s drU? store, in thi< city, and having ti-ei it with moSi bepeflcial results in my own ra-w*. my wife and son also commenced its ase, and it has mos decidedly improved their health, and we shall continue its use in oar family under s ich favorable reselte.” April 17, 18811. I—j •; -—RwagPeHs KiWuueu. ~ r— Mr. Okohok W. UoL'OMc, druggist, 128 and 181 Congress Slrcet, Troy. N. k'., writc-s April 7,18851; “ I am constantly e’Hng Hunt’s Remedy for diseases of the k il n-ys, liver, bladder and urinary organ?. k> my trade and friends, an l find that it gives general s I'isfaction to all who use it”, . . « " e The late Mr. Rindge began his bnoi- ness life as an office boy, and died worth ^2,000,000; but the Boston Tranxeript 1 relieve* that ninety-nine ont of a hnn dred would rather begin worth $2,000,- 000, and ran the risk of ending os an For Yon, ( TMsM* / Whose Complexloii betryyn lamiliating t Mine hi tmperftte- m- x* ■fflee boy. Roanoke Cotton Press. The Beta snA Cheacest Frew meric. OoRt« Ionn thtin r>r«r oth^r pre «tt. Htinffy iri ftctn»l nm at both horM pk»tyer xinx Mtkoff heaver hy haiwi (oNtfr thin an/ ffin can pick. Tha dr tv iiDprovtitnents in fin honpen described in Ui > wori« of their inroptorti frtM to an. Addrtins, Uminokr Iron Wtorka* yilAtTANtNN»A,'TENH_ ! . of Koan«ke PrrM C«.* IlinM tkjVkMX, O' C O -''4 S M l- 5 T l C - N w. mxi.A.uv, ATI/A NT A, ft A. — AND WHISKKY HABITS (,'PRED Three v\orks. .iih-mphl'-,-. pm-if. end terraii, aitSrcn* in cnnlMesce. willi .V; .tamp SI. n.. in Ssoah SuxitT, SOLD^V IKIbrell «ho will pek* .per* tl**e prof > * e i p .yin* kealn-M if ran ran <Uveta »to it. BPaEAY BILL. Ue* TB. U. T. »ir»a. (nrcuUt MDerSt.. N.Y OPIUM HABIT Cured Painlesslv Tha Madlcinc ~>M .'or < mtll m»i(pn alx * • t ha . ompoandin*. A I raem (ranted l.jr ,p.. .,1 i>/M-. np nw. Vaa wit parttealar* «<Mra-f ihr Ui rwvei er. DR. S. A COLLWt, L« Dart , 'nil. TwrItr hone power, 8TATIOKARY ExvGiNK, hi perfect mnninff or ler, will be Bold for hlAU. cwh. It was an enterprising sight to see Ad«io*«. atlast* friwerAi-u Usioa, auwu. m a nessbny down in the bottoms wading lvai*wMa>w«. MmpMwwuiMiraa. wwramvt (rv I... »»1R#AU Addraaa «TU«*OI< AJ*.^ FartJaad. Me, around np to his knees in water shout ing: “He flood !" ere*S your i>aper, all aliout the The London Echo tells this story ot the troubles to which the English forme] is subjected: 1 ‘There was a Urge and sympothetic gut In ring of Devonshire tanners recent ly at Peamore, on the occasion of the sale of the stock of Mr. James Baker, who has been compelled to quit his farm, owing, it is alleged, to his having com- jilained of the destruction of his crops and damage to his farm by a flock of forty peacocks kept by the landlord, Mr. Trehawke Kelewich, and of the unduly large number of rabbits which were al lowed on the land. Mr- Baker has had the holding for twenty-three years, and it has been to the hands of his family for half a century. Since the present land lord came in possession the peacocks have been allon^ed to. wmdcf-#▼«* the farm, feeding on the food given to the cattle. The rabbits last year totally de stroyed a field of eleven acnee of wheat , causing the farmer serioaa loss. Appli cation was mads for compensation, but nothing came ot it. - Hires days before Lady-Day a further conversation took place about the gtobita, and the agent told the fanner that he might kill them in any way he pleased. The tenant ex pressed himself content with this, but three days afterward the landlord gave him six months’ notice to quit The farm is to a high st*te qf cultivation, and although Mr. Baker will be entitled to compensation as between out going and and, incoming tenant, it is estimated that he will loae fully AfiOO by having to quii 1' . I A retisZd vocalist, who bad acquired a large fortune by marriage, waa asked I to biug to company. “Allow toe,” said I be, “to imitate the nightingale, which does not sag after it fees mads its nest. Dr.Worthingtons Hill Iky••• nUrry, *Nmnrr Pywpr pala, and other afectiomo of the stomach and botools. Introduced In Um Army, 1*2. by 'turfroo General C. ft. A. Recoameaded by Gen. Warren, Purveyor-Genirnli Hon. Kenneth Raynor. Boiloilor U. B. Tromoury. and others. Price, <5 ets. Sold by Drngglots and Dealers. Onlr genuine if our name is blown in,bottle. Sole «« r*: Stew- Bitten meet* tb* liemeni* of th* inet medical phi- ' Ipaoptaj which ■+aumim t—**"* I* a perfectly vegatahU embraelac the three important propertte* of a preventive, a tonic and aa altera tive. It fortlfleo th* VnilMfi UCH II rvn want tobacomoTELEGRAPH lUUnH MMOPtRATOIW ead ho (aaiaatrwd oa^moat. addreas P. W. KKA.H, Ada. Onto WEEK. SU'-dar at b/HacMMiir mAd*. cam' Ukl fraa. Andrpm Tara A Oo , a«*oma. Me * varg.Y.'Sjr.'gt-Cg ENTS WANTED FREE Send to ■VMN K/>r Tlln.inilMl rimilar Ms. zm mXmJ Ufa InwnaiB* demand for omratom.—Shi _ Impe tion, whone .{J® ihzt yon are Tanned, Sallow and disfigured in counte- nance, or have Eruption*, Redness, Ronahnees or wholeMme tints of tom; ion.wesaynseH nolia Balm. It is a delicate, harmleos and delightful article, pro ducing the most natural and entrancing tints, the artifici ality of which no observer can detect, and which won becomes permanent if the Magnolia Balm is judiciously used. i:ew improved . l r lyswi^** t rimo Xeepora, lownnt ivitMk vGic Oa rvLootM’ J I', s EVENS WATCH CO. t Wm rrH.i.i s-. w£at. - • ATLANTA. OA. IRON WORKS. A. ML LANK, Mann« Box 1690 New Orloam, La. -"“W’liSdS te. l>/luinnA Rwlinae, I lithine and M./ hine Work. OrORDKKS SOLIUTTED.. . -USSS.. -THt 3*ne BUT IB 0NBAR8ST." Ill 'Sultmioalleectlon*-) Wrtte^orWmKKUlaiLllAn^Wee and Prim to Tbo Aoltiaan A1 MILL 4 OF ALL ACTOIto -uPPUES 10$. BLl . NQ, HOSE and PACKINQ, OILS, PUMPS ALL KINDS, IRON PIPE, FITTINM, BRASS GOODS, STEAM GAIMES, ENGINE GOVERNORS, As. Sssdfor Prios-litL W. H. DILLINGHAM 400 421 Mala Street. LOUISVILLE. KY. IT. Ten OPIUM MORPHINE HA So pay till cured. rear* catabltahed, 1,000 cured. Rtat* caB*. Dr. Ar«h. Quiucy, Mich. A. N. V TwewEy-Hta.—*ea NflAT.W (JQ^ & Vot.aMAM Btranfxaa Goli.xok, Newark,N.J. ii-nin, It PnoltiuMTar (radoatea. Writ* for circalan. Tb* *‘Lll ■Hi WJ bL-ZZ. I- AT MW! S'* * O’kf lBre AS ih/A Bril mm* HUtwr^amSI'Bie PMmeneam elBomdweaoy mm*od< Jeka. •SKysaLrsaAfiirisffiir 4 camllwflan of tro- tmsitis of Arms, Pentvimn Bmrkmstdnssphsrusin m DalrtaSI* /hrw*. f vt tuZr&JSnfir'flt",, ter Be Hpcukora where « sort. I nxuuanruok.kaktek kxoicxne oo.. oir aA»r..arums The Westinghouse Engine O O T T O 2ST “gin-IT 13ST a-. tarSEXD FOR SPECIAL CIRCULAR,-** Ho Oouotsr Bbaftiag or Fulleya Required. Star $75 to $150 Saved.*^1 Gita belt'd direct from ESftaS^SV coup ed i« I*., as is this cut, Without Belt. B 'il* r i**j be ret 100 feet frMi Ola Hone*. The Moat Peif ct Mtrftt ter GINNING CO fTON is ths wcrM. ftPPend lor Illustrated Cirevlstr.^* Ill WESTDOUSE UtEll GO., HM, Ft N. ty*. . -v - „ y’-i-. General .'Sato Agencies: Danikl A. Tompkins, • ■ - Ai r anta Fngivekring t v^caiiy, SS Marietta 8:reel, MvaiuoautaY iaoa Woajuh Charlogtn, North Ofratiaa. Atlanta, Georgia.