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No matter what kind it i*, how old, or worn out, we’ll ghre you $1.00 for It on a new Westing- house Automatic — the iron with the Built-in Watchman* An unusual chance to get a time and labor-saring Auto matic electric iron. By Gee McGee. Heza Skinner bought a ham on credit ard knew at the time that he never would pay for it, but he con tinues to pray in public and pass a ham that weighed 3 pounds less, he was sent to the chair gang for 3 ononths. Puzzle: Where’s the differ ence? ever springs upon you perfectly still till you red and 99. If you at tempt to jump or run, you are liable to have th« seat of your britches torn • out, and don’t forget—britches cost morey. After you have finished count ing, look around carefully, and if the , . , . . dog is still there, why, just do around the hat at the Fourth Baptist, wh#t y<m think „ ^ My church, but when 0. B. Careful stole, heIein outHned k , ( fajlwi to worl£ on 1 or 2 occasions. But you might make , a wish. If you should unfortunately fail to see the new moon clear, stop right in Since anklets became the rage out yjour ^tracks, wiggle your deft ear, West, replacing stockings, safety make a cross mark with your right razor blades have increased 99 and foot, remove your rabbit foot from 44 ore-hundredths per cent and the your vest pocket, and scratch the let- wart and freckle remover are reaping t er “L” in the center of the cross a bountiful harvest. We understand, 1 mar^ ar( i ga y : «Go away trouble, however, that underwear will be worn don’t bother me; I ain’t no bad little right on for the present, but “it won’t boy, as you car see.” This will put you back or. the same footing you would have been on had you seen the said new moon unobstructed. be long.” r Special term* and prices for a limited time only. Price $7.75. I*** $1.00 allowance for your old ipon. $ 76 first pay ment and $2 00 per mor th for 3 months on your light bill. uth Carolina er Company While it is r one of our business, I wart to say that it has been proven be- ■■ - yord the shadow of a doubt that the When a black cat crosses the street modern styles are proper, necessary, in fror t of you, while there air’t much essential, attractive, deceptive and that can be done. It will pay you to possibly obtrusive. Why, a woman turn to the right and walk 3 steps, I couldr ’t put on brakes or throw out then turn to the left and walk 3 steps, ‘ the clutch if her skirt was so long it thei.< back-back 3 steps, and repeat | tickled the foot rest, and furthermore, paragraph 10, at page 567, volunm No. take the matter cf sanitation: there 45, section No. 23, of the Income Tax has not been a single case of leg ec- law, 5 times. If this does not seem zema since the hem hit the kree. to eradicate the probability of a pend- ing misfortune, take off your right But agair, the exposure of the ch#st *hoe and turr your sock wrong side to the 4 winds has caused the thorax out( if you have any on), and leave to expand several atoms, thils per- your shoe unlaced till you get home, mitting the Adam’s apple to remain This method of proceedure has saved idle when the grwzler is perpetrating millioni and millions of people from a loop-the-loop with a hur k of un- utter destruction after the passage of chewed beef steak. That alore has a black cat. done more to ward off goitre than has any other one agency of physical hygiene The total absence of sleeves (for which shoulder straps have beer, created) has dore much to make freckles and moles popular, and either In the event that you wake up some night and fird a snake in bed with you, lie perfe.'tly still (if possible), and rub your little toe or your left foot against your big toe on your right foot, then of t!..*se afflictions is a positive rign of remove the cover carefully, hop out (meaning good health. New York t’lty.—The mar yeai has seen the most widespread campaign for the prevent Inn of blindness Id tlo> history of America, it la announced by Lewla II. Currla. managing director of the National Society for the I're vent Ion of Blindness. In making pub He I he society's fourteenth annual re port. The movement for the prevention of blindness now has behind it not only the organizations built up fot this particular purpose, but also, the report shows, the medical profession the field of education, organized hi bor, the safety movement, the profea slon of social work, federal, state and local governmental officers, and many groups of public-spirited private clti zens. Four hundred agencies ore co-oper ating with the Society for the Pre vention of Blindness. “Men and women in every walk of life are now participating In the cam paign to save the eyes of the na tion,” Mr. Carrls said. Two New Projects. “During 1928 the National society undertook two new projects Involving Joint efforts. With the I*engue of lied Cross societies, the National so ciety undertook s study of Interna- riVmal aspects of prevention of blind ness, the re|K»rt of which will be pub lished In 1929 In Rnglish and In French by the League of Red Cross societies. The second project Is an extensive co-operative educational campaign with the American Federa Mon of Labor to reach 5.UHO.009 fan» Hies of working men and women. In addition. It has continued Its past co ofierutlve relationships with scores of hxwl and national agencies, realizing that the goa|>el of prevention of Mind- ness must actually permeate the at- mospbere In order that the responsi bility of the citizen, the parent, me teacher, the d«»ctor, the nurse, the II Imidnntlng engineer, the safety en glneer, the worker, and the employ er. all take their res|M»nslbillty to pre vent blindness and save sight.** Steady progress continues toward the society's goal of complete ellm left hand, and then make some ar rangements for a taxi to—take you heck to your family. This will keep sr skes out of your bed forever and Amer. IEY TO LOAN - J • Loan* made tame day < application received. No Red Tape HARLEY & BLATT Attomeys-at-Law Barnwell. S. C. s=t======= It is also conceded by the upper 10 ami the lower 5 that obeaity his been or the dedire since knit union suits shrank irto a garment consisting of 1 ounce of rayon and a draw atrirg. It •eems that thli garments, as well as their interne scarcity, do not permit the corpuscle* which tote the fat-pro- ever ducirg vitimins to stop long enough In oi e place to deposit any of their ob- * I have several other suggestions jectionable matter, hence the skinny th-at I could offer, but the newspapers female of May. Mott girls think I writing for like tg carry some that they ought to look like a fiah, advertising matter in addition to my worm if they would be popular, all advice, to I will not proceed further of which is wrorg from a masculine at this time. But, frieids, keep your viewpoint, ('amels, Luckies and Old eyes skirt for hoo-dooe and wum- Golds notwithstanding. (Teachers wampa. will please not use this accumulation j of facts and figures ir. their schools j Farm Relief “a la Hoover” has ar- without first getting the consent of rived. It came in the form of much the window ard “beat it” the snake) to the woods. After you I (nation of ophthalmia neonatorum have gotten ao far away from home usually called “buldes' sore eyes.** a* that to one knows you, take a green! u UM * °* blindness, the rapaft twig and rub it or the wart on your the janitors of the schools.) INSURANCE FIRE WINDSTORM PUBLIC LIABILITY ACCIDENT - HEALTH SURETY BONDS AUTOMOBILE THEFT Calhoun and Co. P. A. PRICE, Manager. The Newspaper Report. A most beautiful romance came to a happy climax last night when Miss Getta Mann be a me the wife of Mr. Loafer Lott. The wedding took ulhce at the home of the bride’s father, and only a few of the many frierds of the j money to be loaned to the farmer? I who have the right kind of collateral t< : offer through their respective mar I keting associations. Urcle Joe say he expected the goveinmert to give him something, and not just lend hirr somethirg. But it will be severa years yet before anybody understands what the meaning of this relief bill is i ao, folks, just go right ahead and contracting parties were present. The .... . . /-«_ i meet your installments as they some bride wore a lovely gown of Crepe de chine, ard was attended by her sister, Sue, who was dressed in a pink Geor gette fiom Hohan’s. Miss Mann is the eldest daughter of Mr. ard Mrs. Watta Manr, pioneers of this com munity. due, if you car. flat rock, s. C. Julie 10, 1929. deer mr. editor:— some'miss creart has told it al The groom is a prosperous over (* oun ^ r >’ that a boll weevi farmer of the Meadowbrook section, ^ as *° S ^ < ^°P down to crawl under my and is descended from the Lott’s of. co ** on » ** * s 80 sma ^» which is a lie and he is just trying to hurt my cred- famous Yorktown. 6-6 6— la a Prescription for Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue, jPiliout Fever and Malaria. It is the most speedy remedy known. Wm. McNAB Reprooontlng FIRE, HEALTH AND ACCIDENT INSURANCE COMPANIES. VMoaal attention given ell bwdneee r tff!ee in Harrison Block, Main Si ? ‘ r BARNWELL. 8. C An Eye Witness Report. Miss Getta Marn, the biggest flap per that ever invaded our community, was married today to Loafer Lott of the Meadowbrook section of this county. The bride was dressed in a gingham frock while her daddy wore a pair of overalls ai d a shotgun. Loafer happered around at old man Mann’s house one time too many. He will possibly have to go to work now. He is so lazy that he wor’t chew a quid of tobacco, he just sucks it. He’s so trifling his ^own dog tries to bite dick with* the bank arsoforth, ard he allso has throwed off on my corn by saying a bud worm sucks all the juice out of the tossel and don’t hafter stand up or a clod to do so. this ain’t so. my craps look well and i deserve praise for helpmg my wife to hoe, and i wish you would rite or foam me if you find out who started these lies, my number 11 is just eaching to dust someboddy’s britches, arsoforth. yores trulie, mike Clark, rfd. Wher a flapper winks at you the second time, you’d better go on home h.m every time he comes ir late at and see if y9ur w ; fe needs any gtovt> n.ftht. If he has ever held a job. he woo< , cut , t js danger0U3 to lirKer kept it a secret. He is a (treat check 1on(? durir(f . this age of un . knees ,.i. flasher, a fine crap shooter, but his long suit is peddling booze. If the ness. couple ever amounts to anything, a great many changes for the better shall have to tak? place. A great Cotton Letter. New York, July 11.—Probable show- good Mrs. Mann. SPECIAL! ido” Pencil*; How to Combat Ill-Omens. burden has been rolled off the hear t of cr * and ,cre, K e *b«"donment reduced the demand for call morey, hence the sharp decline in spots when Liverpool came in higher than due. The tone of the nearby morths seemed easy, but If yo« should be ridir g down the J the bulls continued to straddle when road wtk your flarcee, and a rabbit | November shimmied around 19 cents crosses the road, be sure to take your Souther- selling accourted fer lower hat off immediately and apit in it, but j pajama checks, a* it got too hot for if you are bareheaded, as you will no* such garment# tobe worn in the ir- in her lap, and terior No gobhlin egr, I a reuse of Mlndnees. (he j out. The use of prophylactic ilro|ie In (he eyee of habiee at hlrth te now required In m<«f stare#, and free suppHee of (lie enlutioa ere fur n)#hed (o nddwlve#, nuroce and doe- tore. In .16 state*. Entire eradlrathet of this source «»f blindness—once the nnkst prolific of all causes—Is seld to be •rlenilficallj possible. Use “Game'* for Kids. By means of a speHnl “came" fo» preschool age children, the society Is able to lest, with some ecrurecy. the vision of children too young to read the letters on (lie charts used for idultt. the report mentions. Tuo classes for school children with seriously‘defective vision, start ed 15 years ago. h<i\e grown Into SIS 'sight-saving” classes throughout the country in a specialized field of edu ration ‘oday, the report ears. Through the use of large type hooka, movable desks. Ideal lighting, and special teaching methods, children with little vision are not only given the same sort of education that children with full vision receive, but they are taught how to conserve their remaining’ sight. The society estimates Mist ap proxlmaeely 5.000 such classes are needed In the United States. “Through a questionnaire addressed to Industrial plants, the National so defy together with the National Safe ty council endeavored to ascertain fot the first time the Instances In which eyes have been saved In Industry through the use of mechanical safety devices." the report says. "The ex perlence of 583 Industrial plants em ploying more than 578.000 men and women, during the years 1926 and 1927 Indicates that in the two-year period 2.757 men and women w’ere saved from serious Injury or total bllndnes* In both eyes, and 4,654 were saved from serious Injury or total blindness In one eye. Detailed Information re gnrding this study will be available inter During the year 1928 almost 900.000 pieces of Jlteralure were clr- culnted by the society." Doctor on Job at 90; Likes Modern Styles Newcastle, Ind.—This Is the world’s ••grandest age.” according to Dr. Ed ward W Goodwin, ninety. Henrj county's oldest physician. He adds: “The costumes today are the most setigihle a woman evei w ? ore. from ev ery viewpoint.” Doctor Goodwin Is still engaged In his profession and drives an automohlle in making culls Fifth of Air Pilots Live in California Snn F*rnncl»oi».--CnHfornlH had LOB* aircraft pilots Hccns«s| to Hy by ihe federal government, or nearly, one fifth n| all licensed pilot* In Mie United States on April I. according to an analysis of rie|>artment of commerce records, snnoum-ed hy Pacific Flyer, cqast aeronautical tournul. — ■■■ A flout. 46,000 sett sales to date 2,345,678. Chevrolet tales to date, 2^45,678, Indudiig the s cold (tiiiimiiik. •-nmiinm JnotW over 800,000 Mw CHEVROLET Sixes on the mad since Jan. I st f Today’s Chevrolet is scoring a hu£c nationwide success because it represents cne 6f the nio&t sensational achievements in automotive history —a Six in the price rantc of the four. The Chevrolet sli-cylinder engine delivers its power freely, quietly, and easily throughout the entire speed range—delightfully free from annoying vibration and rumble. Combined with this remarkable sii-cylinder smoothness are equally remarkable speed, power and accelera tion—and an economy of better than twenty miles to the gallon. In addition to such sensational performance the Chevrolet Six offers the outstanding advan tages of Bodies by Fisher. And no car ever provided a more impressive array of modern convenience features—adjustable driver’s seat and VY onc-picce windshield in closed models, easy action clutch and gear-shift, ball bearing steering, and instrument panel complete even to . theft-proof Electrolock and electric motor temperature indicator! _ ^ Ioadstkk..*525 The COACH PHAKTOM ..,*525 Th* UOLPS.. *595 SEDAN # 675 Th* Sport IJLQC GAUMIOLET 0t3 ‘595 AJJ pric*t /. o. k. fsetary Flint. MUfupmt. Th* Conroet~ IStoLANDAU / LD Th* ,‘595 DvlDery SL12 T “ ’545 Th* IH T<«*i < with Cab •650 COMPARE thedcllvered price as well as the Hat price in considering autorr-obile values. Chevrolet’s delivered prices include only reasonabla charges for delivery and financing. Grubbs Chevrolet Company Barnwell, s. c. A SIX IN THE PRICE RANGE OF THE FOUR MID-SUMMER EXCURSION TO Asheville & Western North Carolina Points — THURSDAY, JULY 18th, 1929 Asheville From: To Hendersonville: Brevard: Waynesville: Barnwell $6.50..... $7.00......'...$7.50 Allendale 7.OO 7.50. 800 Blackville - 6-25 6.75. 7.25 Also to Flat Rock, Saluda ar.d Tryon same as Hendersonville. Black Mountain, Ridgecrest and Lake Junaluska same as Waynes- ville. Proportionate excursion fares from other points. Good returning eight day, from date of sale. A rare opportunity for the needed recreation. — — Consult Ticket Agents SOUTHERN RAILWAY SYSTEM 1 ~ • 1- US YOUR ORDERS JOB PRINTING.