The Barnwell people-sentinel. (Barnwell, S.C.) 1925-current, July 11, 1929, Image 2
No matter what
kind it i*, how old,
or worn out, we’ll
ghre you $1.00 for It
on a new Westing-
house Automatic —
the iron with the
Built-in Watchman*
An unusual chance
to get a time and
labor-saring Auto
matic electric iron.
By Gee McGee.
Heza Skinner bought a ham on
credit ard knew at the time that he
never would pay for it, but he con
tinues to pray in public and pass
a ham that weighed 3 pounds less, he
was sent to the chair gang for 3
ononths. Puzzle: Where’s the differ
ence?
ever springs upon you
perfectly still till you
red and 99. If you at
tempt to jump or run, you are liable
to have th« seat of your britches torn
• out, and don’t forget—britches cost
morey. After you have finished count
ing, look around carefully, and if the
, . , . . dog is still there, why, just do
around the hat at the Fourth Baptist, wh#t y<m think „ ^ My
church, but when 0. B. Careful stole, heIein outHned k , ( fajlwi to worl£ on
1 or 2 occasions. But you might make
, a wish.
If you should unfortunately fail to
see the new moon clear, stop right in
Since anklets became the rage out yjour ^tracks, wiggle your deft ear,
West, replacing stockings, safety make a cross mark with your right
razor blades have increased 99 and foot, remove your rabbit foot from
44 ore-hundredths per cent and the your vest pocket, and scratch the let-
wart and freckle remover are reaping t er “L” in the center of the cross
a bountiful harvest. We understand, 1 mar^ ar( i ga y : «Go away trouble,
however, that underwear will be worn don’t bother me; I ain’t no bad little
right on for the present, but “it won’t boy, as you car see.” This will put
you back or. the same footing you
would have been on had you seen the
said new moon unobstructed.
be long.”
r
Special term* and prices
for a limited time only.
Price $7.75. I*** $1.00
allowance for your old
ipon. $ 76 first pay
ment and $2 00 per
mor th for 3 months on
your light bill.
uth Carolina
er Company
While it is r one of our business, I
wart to say that it has been proven be- ■■ -
yord the shadow of a doubt that the When a black cat crosses the street
modern styles are proper, necessary, in fror t of you, while there air’t much
essential, attractive, deceptive and that can be done. It will pay you to
possibly obtrusive. Why, a woman turn to the right and walk 3 steps,
I couldr ’t put on brakes or throw out then turn to the left and walk 3 steps,
‘ the clutch if her skirt was so long it thei.< back-back 3 steps, and repeat
| tickled the foot rest, and furthermore, paragraph 10, at page 567, volunm No.
take the matter cf sanitation: there 45, section No. 23, of the Income Tax
has not been a single case of leg ec- law, 5 times. If this does not seem
zema since the hem hit the kree. to eradicate the probability of a pend-
ing misfortune, take off your right
But agair, the exposure of the ch#st *hoe and turr your sock wrong side
to the 4 winds has caused the thorax out( if you have any on), and leave
to expand several atoms, thils per- your shoe unlaced till you get home,
mitting the Adam’s apple to remain This method of proceedure has saved
idle when the grwzler is perpetrating millioni and millions of people from
a loop-the-loop with a hur k of un- utter destruction after the passage of
chewed beef steak. That alore has a black cat.
done more to ward off goitre than
has any other one agency of physical
hygiene The total absence of sleeves
(for which shoulder straps have beer,
created) has dore much to make
freckles and moles popular, and either
In the event that you wake up some
night and fird a snake in bed with you,
lie perfe.'tly still (if possible), and rub
your little toe or your left foot against
your big toe on your right foot, then
of t!..*se afflictions is a positive rign of remove the cover carefully, hop out
(meaning
good health.
New York t’lty.—The mar yeai has
seen the most widespread campaign
for the prevent Inn of blindness Id tlo>
history of America, it la announced
by Lewla II. Currla. managing director
of the National Society for the I're
vent Ion of Blindness. In making pub
He I he society's fourteenth annual re
port.
The movement for the prevention
of blindness now has behind it not
only the organizations built up fot
this particular purpose, but also, the
report shows, the medical profession
the field of education, organized hi
bor, the safety movement, the profea
slon of social work, federal, state and
local governmental officers, and many
groups of public-spirited private clti
zens.
Four hundred agencies ore co-oper
ating with the Society for the Pre
vention of Blindness.
“Men and women in every walk of
life are now participating In the cam
paign to save the eyes of the na
tion,” Mr. Carrls said.
Two New Projects.
“During 1928 the National society
undertook two new projects Involving
Joint efforts. With the I*engue of
lied Cross societies, the National so
ciety undertook s study of Interna-
riVmal aspects of prevention of blind
ness, the re|K»rt of which will be pub
lished In 1929 In Rnglish and In
French by the League of Red Cross
societies. The second project Is an
extensive co-operative educational
campaign with the American Federa
Mon of Labor to reach 5.UHO.009 fan»
Hies of working men and women. In
addition. It has continued Its past co
ofierutlve relationships with scores of
hxwl and national agencies, realizing
that the goa|>el of prevention of Mind-
ness must actually permeate the at-
mospbere In order that the responsi
bility of the citizen, the parent, me
teacher, the d«»ctor, the nurse, the II
Imidnntlng engineer, the safety en
glneer, the worker, and the employ
er. all take their res|M»nslbillty to pre
vent blindness and save sight.**
Steady progress continues toward
the society's goal of complete ellm
left hand, and then make some ar
rangements for a taxi to—take you
heck to your family. This will keep
sr skes out of your bed forever and
Amer.
IEY TO LOAN
- J •
Loan* made tame day
< application received.
No Red Tape
HARLEY & BLATT
Attomeys-at-Law
Barnwell. S. C.
s=t=======
It is also conceded by the upper 10
ami the lower 5 that obeaity his been
or the dedire since knit union suits
shrank irto a garment consisting of 1
ounce of rayon and a draw atrirg. It
•eems that thli garments, as well as
their interne scarcity, do not permit
the corpuscle* which tote the fat-pro- ever
ducirg vitimins to stop long enough
In oi e place to deposit any of their ob- * I have several other suggestions
jectionable matter, hence the skinny th-at I could offer, but the newspapers
female of May. Mott girls think I writing for like tg carry some
that they ought to look like a fiah, advertising matter in addition to my
worm if they would be popular, all advice, to I will not proceed further
of which is wrorg from a masculine at this time. But, frieids, keep your
viewpoint, ('amels, Luckies and Old eyes skirt for hoo-dooe and wum-
Golds notwithstanding. (Teachers wampa.
will please not use this accumulation j
of facts and figures ir. their schools j Farm Relief “a la Hoover” has ar-
without first getting the consent of rived. It came in the form of much
the window ard “beat it”
the snake) to the woods. After you I (nation of ophthalmia neonatorum
have gotten ao far away from home usually called “buldes' sore eyes.** a*
that to one knows you, take a green! u UM * °* blindness, the rapaft
twig and rub it or the wart on your
the janitors of the schools.)
INSURANCE
FIRE
WINDSTORM
PUBLIC LIABILITY
ACCIDENT - HEALTH
SURETY BONDS
AUTOMOBILE
THEFT
Calhoun and Co.
P. A. PRICE, Manager.
The Newspaper Report.
A most beautiful romance came to
a happy climax last night when Miss
Getta Mann be a me the wife of Mr.
Loafer Lott. The wedding took ulhce
at the home of the bride’s father, and
only a few of the many frierds of the
j money to be loaned to the farmer?
I who have the right kind of collateral t<
: offer through their respective mar
I keting associations. Urcle Joe say
he expected the goveinmert to give
him something, and not just lend hirr
somethirg. But it will be severa
years yet before anybody understands
what the meaning of this relief bill is
i ao, folks, just go right ahead and
contracting parties were present. The ....
. . /-«_ i meet your installments as they some
bride wore a lovely gown of Crepe de
chine, ard was attended by her sister,
Sue, who was dressed in a pink Geor
gette fiom Hohan’s. Miss Mann is
the eldest daughter of Mr. ard Mrs.
Watta Manr, pioneers of this com
munity.
due, if you car.
flat rock, s. C. Julie 10, 1929.
deer mr. editor:—
some'miss creart has told it al
The groom is a prosperous over (* oun ^ r >’ that a boll weevi
farmer of the Meadowbrook section, ^ as *° S ^ < ^°P down to crawl under my
and is descended from the Lott’s of. co ** on » ** * s 80 sma ^» which is a lie
and he is just trying to hurt my cred-
famous Yorktown.
6-6 6—
la a Prescription for
Colds, Grippe, Flu, Dengue,
jPiliout Fever and Malaria.
It is the most speedy remedy known.
Wm. McNAB
Reprooontlng
FIRE, HEALTH AND ACCIDENT
INSURANCE COMPANIES.
VMoaal attention given ell bwdneee
r tff!ee in Harrison Block, Main Si
? ‘ r BARNWELL. 8. C
An Eye Witness Report.
Miss Getta Marn, the biggest flap
per that ever invaded our community,
was married today to Loafer Lott of
the Meadowbrook section of this
county. The bride was dressed in a
gingham frock while her daddy wore
a pair of overalls ai d a shotgun.
Loafer happered around at old man
Mann’s house one time too many. He
will possibly have to go to work now.
He is so lazy that he wor’t chew a
quid of tobacco, he just sucks it. He’s
so trifling his ^own dog tries to bite
dick with* the bank arsoforth, ard he
allso has throwed off on my corn by
saying a bud worm sucks all the juice
out of the tossel and don’t hafter
stand up or a clod to do so. this ain’t
so. my craps look well and i deserve
praise for helpmg my wife to hoe,
and i wish you would rite or foam me
if you find out who started these lies,
my number 11 is just eaching to dust
someboddy’s britches, arsoforth.
yores trulie,
mike Clark, rfd.
Wher a flapper winks at you the
second time, you’d better go on home
h.m every time he comes ir late at and see if y9ur w ; fe needs any gtovt>
n.ftht. If he has ever held a job. he woo< , cut , t js danger0U3 to lirKer
kept it a secret. He is a (treat check 1on(? durir(f . this age of un . knees ,.i.
flasher, a fine crap shooter, but his
long suit is peddling booze. If the
ness.
couple ever amounts to anything, a
great many changes for the better
shall have to tak? place. A great
Cotton Letter.
New York, July 11.—Probable show-
good Mrs. Mann.
SPECIAL!
ido” Pencil*;
How to Combat Ill-Omens.
burden has been rolled off the hear t of cr * and ,cre, K e *b«"donment reduced
the demand for call morey, hence the
sharp decline in spots when Liverpool
came in higher than due. The tone of
the nearby morths seemed easy, but
If yo« should be ridir g down the J the bulls continued to straddle when
road wtk your flarcee, and a rabbit | November shimmied around 19 cents
crosses the road, be sure to take your Souther- selling accourted fer lower
hat off immediately and apit in it, but j pajama checks, a* it got too hot for
if you are bareheaded, as you will no* such garment# tobe worn in the ir-
in her lap, and terior
No gobhlin egr,
I a reuse of Mlndnees. (he
j out. The use of prophylactic
ilro|ie In (he eyee of habiee at hlrth
te now required In m<«f stare#, and
free suppHee of (lie enlutioa ere fur
n)#hed (o nddwlve#, nuroce and doe-
tore. In .16 state*. Entire eradlrathet
of this source «»f blindness—once the
nnkst prolific of all causes—Is seld to
be •rlenilficallj possible.
Use “Game'* for Kids.
By means of a speHnl “came" fo»
preschool age children, the society Is
able to lest, with some ecrurecy. the
vision of children too young to read
the letters on (lie charts used for
idultt. the report mentions.
Tuo classes for school children
with seriously‘defective vision, start
ed 15 years ago. h<i\e grown Into SIS
'sight-saving” classes throughout the
country in a specialized field of edu
ration ‘oday, the report ears. Through
the use of large type hooka, movable
desks. Ideal lighting, and special
teaching methods, children with little
vision are not only given the same
sort of education that children with
full vision receive, but they are taught
how to conserve their remaining’
sight. The society estimates Mist ap
proxlmaeely 5.000 such classes are
needed In the United States.
“Through a questionnaire addressed
to Industrial plants, the National so
defy together with the National Safe
ty council endeavored to ascertain fot
the first time the Instances In which
eyes have been saved In Industry
through the use of mechanical safety
devices." the report says. "The ex
perlence of 583 Industrial plants em
ploying more than 578.000 men and
women, during the years 1926 and 1927
Indicates that in the two-year period
2.757 men and women w’ere saved
from serious Injury or total bllndnes*
In both eyes, and 4,654 were saved
from serious Injury or total blindness
In one eye. Detailed Information re
gnrding this study will be available
inter During the year 1928 almost
900.000 pieces of Jlteralure were clr-
culnted by the society."
Doctor on Job at 90;
Likes Modern Styles
Newcastle, Ind.—This Is the world’s
••grandest age.” according to Dr. Ed
ward W Goodwin, ninety. Henrj
county's oldest physician. He adds:
“The costumes today are the most
setigihle a woman evei w ? ore. from ev
ery viewpoint.” Doctor Goodwin Is
still engaged In his profession and
drives an automohlle in making culls
Fifth of Air Pilots
Live in California
Snn F*rnncl»oi».--CnHfornlH had LOB*
aircraft pilots Hccns«s| to Hy by ihe
federal government, or nearly, one
fifth n| all licensed pilot* In Mie United
States on April I. according to an
analysis of rie|>artment of commerce
records, snnoum-ed hy Pacific Flyer,
cqast aeronautical tournul.
— ■■■
A flout. 46,000
sett
sales to date 2,345,678. Chevrolet
tales to date, 2^45,678, Indudiig the
s cold
(tiiiimiiik.
•-nmiinm
JnotW
over
800,000
Mw CHEVROLET Sixes
on the mad since Jan. I st f
Today’s Chevrolet is scoring a hu£c nationwide
success because it represents cne 6f the nio&t
sensational achievements in automotive history
—a Six in the price rantc of the four.
The Chevrolet sli-cylinder engine delivers its
power freely, quietly, and easily throughout
the entire speed range—delightfully free from
annoying vibration and rumble. Combined with
this remarkable sii-cylinder smoothness are
equally remarkable speed, power and accelera
tion—and an economy of better than twenty
miles to the gallon.
In addition to such sensational performance
the Chevrolet Six offers the outstanding advan
tages of Bodies by Fisher. And no car ever
provided a more impressive array of modern
convenience features—adjustable driver’s seat
and VY onc-picce windshield in closed models,
easy action clutch and gear-shift, ball bearing
steering, and instrument panel complete even to
. theft-proof Electrolock and electric motor
temperature indicator! _ ^
Ioadstkk..*525 The COACH
PHAKTOM ..,*525
Th*
UOLPS..
*595
SEDAN # 675
Th* Sport IJLQC
GAUMIOLET 0t3
‘595
AJJ pric*t /. o. k. fsetary
Flint. MUfupmt.
Th* Conroet~
IStoLANDAU / LD
Th*
,‘595
DvlDery
SL12 T “ ’545
Th* IH
T<«*i <
with Cab
•650
COMPARE thedcllvered price as well as the Hat price in
considering autorr-obile values. Chevrolet’s delivered prices
include only reasonabla charges for delivery and financing.
Grubbs Chevrolet Company
Barnwell,
s. c.
A SIX IN THE PRICE RANGE OF THE FOUR
MID-SUMMER EXCURSION
TO
Asheville & Western North Carolina Points
— THURSDAY, JULY 18th, 1929
Asheville
From: To Hendersonville: Brevard: Waynesville:
Barnwell $6.50..... $7.00......'...$7.50
Allendale 7.OO 7.50. 800
Blackville - 6-25 6.75. 7.25
Also to Flat Rock, Saluda ar.d Tryon same as Hendersonville.
Black Mountain, Ridgecrest and Lake Junaluska same as Waynes-
ville.
Proportionate excursion fares from other points.
Good returning eight day, from date of sale.
A rare opportunity for the needed recreation. — —
Consult Ticket Agents
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