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v .sv;-- ; ' .;" : " ?? 1 11 ???.T SAM SMALL. A. Journalist who has Aquii ed Fame as a Revivalist. Pungent Stories of a Man who was Humorist from His Oradle. ??Now that Sam Small has acquir fame as a revivalist it is pleasant to i call some of the stories he used to t "when he was a man of tho world. ] was a Humorist from his cradle, and more keen-witted person is seldom m< No matter in what position he w placed, his readiness, self-possession ai brillianey of expression always serv him to advantage. He was remarkal facile in turning a ludicrous situation his own account. He was consider the best story-teller in Georgia, .a stu that abounds in noted yarn-spinners, ai always drew a crowd to hear his latest. Sam was standing in t'.ic Hoffman Hon in New York one day, with the usn coterie about him, when the con versa ti / turned on the war. "In 1801," said Sai "General Gordon made a canvass Georgia, and in a series of characterise speeches made frequent use of the e pression that 'we could whip the Yu kees with popguns.' The war brokeo ~ and he was ehlled into service, not n pearing again in public life until 18C He then yielded to a strong treaty %/MU * |%40 vui; OKltU V/1IU 111 111; went down to Macon and delivered thrilling address, but his tenor was mot fied since the war and much of the b terness had vanquished. Just as closed his remarks an old fellow in t' audience stood up, and addressing ti General, said: 'Look here, sail! Didi you make a speech in this yeah coun way back yonder in '01?' 'I did, si] replied the General. 'Well, didn't y< tell us we could whip them 'ere Yanke with popguns?' The General straighte ed up, buttoned his Prince Albert con and in a most dignified manner said: did, sir, but they wouldn't light us tli way.' " s "When I was in Paris," said Sam oi day, "a Frenchman evidently bent < ascertaining how much I knew, if an K tiling, asked me how many languag I could speak. I told him I had ncv acquired but two, English and the trul ?the hitter very imperfectly." Sam was one of a party of Southerne who were^invited to visit a New Jerst stock farm. After inspecting a lot < fine blooded stock, Sam said: "An A abama farmer once got it into his hen that he would send some of his hogs 1 a northern state fair. The peculiarity < the Southern hog, you know, is its cadi verousncss, and very long legs. T1 country over which it roams at large do< not furnish nourishment enough to pr< duce fat. Well, in due time the Soutl u u..,i i.:? i 'i n vniui imu xiis uugs* nihiuLuu. ih Liie gene al exhibit. When the fair had progres ed a couple of days the judges appeare and attached a blue ribbon to the pe next to the Alabama hogs which contaii ed a pair of very fat corn-fed Berkshire: 'Look here,' said the Alabama fellov accosting the judges, 'you haven't exan ined iny hogs.' 'Well, now,' said tl chap with the blue ribbons, 'yc wouldn't expeet us to give you a prize i the same group with such fine hogs i those, would you?' 'But,' said tli Southerner, 'you want to ask me what sntered my hogs for. I entered 'em f< 3peed by gosh,' and he would have take the prize every time for that, you bet." One evening Sam was seated at a tab ~ -A? r-J 1- ^ wilii u jNin-j ui menus in uie rcsiaurni of the St. James Hotel, New Yorl which is noted for its excessively liig prices. An elaborate repast had been o dered that required some time to prepar Finally some one remarked that it took long time to serve the dinner. "Wh; yes," said Sain, "didn't you know tha It's one of the rules of the house. The give you an hour to raise the mom to pay for it." One of the best of Sam's war stories this: "When things were hot arouu Atlanta Captain Evan Howell received t order to reconnoiter across the Chatt ' hoochc River and ascertain if the Feder troops had retired. The night wasblat as ink. He read the order to his mei but was surprised to find them all di qualified for the risky job. One couldn . swim, another had rhuematism, still a: other always took cramps in the water ar so it went down the whole line. Bi the order had to be obeyed. So Howt plunged into the river and made for tl other side. He was a remarkably got swimmer and felt sure he war making i noise, yet he borame so frightened th each stroke seemed to him to arouse tl whole Federal camp. Now and then lightning bug appeared and, con dent it was the flash of a Yankee musk( he ducked under water. By-and-by] got so near the shore that he could wad and he was creeping along as cautiously possible, his teeth chattering with fet -when of a sudden he struck against i old tree that had fallen into the riv< Just then a huge bull-frog gave a sonc ous blurt and jumjjed into the riv( Unable to retain his self-possession lone Howell threw up both hands and jell in terror, 'I surrender, I surrende When he finally reached the camp no1 Yankee could be seen, but a smoldcrii fire gave evidence that they had recent decamped." M& .'v-i:,-.. - ... y,\ .. ' v;- ' ' !" . ^ V*? ^o1 < '' ?!r $8 8am relates this little incident at tho capital: "Winter before last some fcl^ low introduced a bill in the Senate to in- H crease the water supply of the District of w Columbia, and found a vigorous second ^ in Senator Jones, of Florida. A few weeks later a lire occurred in Willard's aj Hotel, and Senator Jones was among tbe C( lirst to reach the scene. Just as he got L( abreast of one of the engines the supply ^ rc~ pipe burst, and the Senator received a full head of water square in the face, tl flp 1 # After shaking himself, and wringing the 81 a water out of his broadcloth coat, lie ^ shouted with great vehemence: 4'The as bill to'iucrease the water supply of tho 8c [1(^ District of Columbia has lost its most ar- O' dent friend, by George.' I believe the measure never went through." pj Now that Sam is devoting himself to a 8tl ec* line of work quite the reverse of any- " lto thing in his former life, avc may not hear *r a(^ so much about his wit and humor, but it is a safe conjccturc that his pulpit stories ise will make him just as popular as the c, lft* others used to, though they will be far tn 0,1 different in substance.? Chicago Herald. w 11, V] of Opportunities Iii Mexico. tc tic For men with small capitals for invest- ft] x- ment in lauds Mexico is not the country, el n- writes a correspondent of the Boston es ut Herald. For some time to come syndi- UI p- cates and large capitalists will continue i5. to purchase big tracts, and agriculture S{ to will be carried on in that way. Not un- tt he til some time will small tracts be availa- " a ble. There is a field here always for men li- with useful specialties. First-class meit clianics who can afford a trip here to he look over the ground might well come, lie and people with odd knacks which are ^ lie worth money. For example a young nl i't Portuguese came here recently 011 a ven- cc ty ture. His only art was a rare ability to A r,' paint on silk. This seemed a mighty ^1 :>u poor capital to invest here, but he got an ^ es introduction into wealthy families, and hi n- lias now a good income from teaching ai it, the senoritas his novel and beautiful art. ^ 'I The Mexicans love decoration and the s,( . d< at decorative art. Some young people are aj doing well here as tutors of English in fli ie rich families, for English is a fashionable sa >n rage, and the senoritas like to be able to y- say a few charming things in the lanes guage of Shakcspee-arr. It is quite the m er elegant thing to be able to say "good by" c' -h and "how do you do?" in English, and P1 uic zeai witn which some young Mexican g( rs ludies pursue English is worthy of the F jy Boston girls' craze on German. Jb Cafe keeping here is profitable; and, !n 1- as we have an American barber shop and w id American bar-rooms, it seems quite feasi- h< to ble to make money out of an American bi :>f cafe, where one could get buckwheat a- cakes, pumpkin pie (good pumpkins le grow here), tish-balls and other Yankee us dishes. An elderly Englishman here has re made money out of a regular Johnny Bull i- eating house, where one can get roast ^ r- beef and plum pudding and ale ad lib. s- The French have their cafe, with their to d own cooking, but the American tourist 8i< n finds little that is familiar to him here, i- A genuine American restaurant, run by a pV 3. live and energetic man, would pay well, i re r, The growing taste for American light | l- carriages suggests the idea that an Americ ican livery stable would be a profitable >u venture. Rent need not be high and la- d< n bor would be 'very cheap, and I think ar is that the youth of Mexico would patron- !" to ize liberally a good stable where fine I teams for display on the Paseo could be tr >r had. There arc not many good carriage ki n roads here, but there is an opportunity to rent out phaetons, buggies, etc. It le would be a decided novelty here. And rj( it why not a livery stable as well as the ln c, present roller skating rink, where the ih ;h jucnesse dorce of Mexico go to bark their r- shins and crack their crowns. The de- W1 cni e. spised roller skating riuk is succeeding a here, and down in Vera Cruz they regard Y? their rink as a most delightfully fashiont? able place of entertainment. wl J Another American novelty which is ^ y paying handsomely here is the circus, per- e8, mancntiy estabiisned near where the in- lie is quisition used to bother people with littd tie iron arrangements for extracting inin fomiation. ^ 1'erpetnally **011 the Boll." ,j. Coffee is brought every morning to you BU n when at a Mexican hotel, while you re' main in it. It is only to the departing t,t guest that it is denied. At eight o'clock, the waiters begin to bestir themselves, l(j bringing trays to every room, as soon as they arc rung for, with cups and saucers, and all the requisites for coffee. You jjj ie can have boiled eggs if you like. Then, O ^ enter Francisco with huge tin pots; sim- ci 1Q ultaneous streams of coffee and boiled at milk fill up the cup with their equal ex- ti ^ cellence. Sometime* Francisco comes a from a restaurant a couple of squares ^ away, but he runs, and the coffee is not *; i Very well, so much for boiled milk in ^ Mexico. My party came home by rail, y over the Mexican Central to "F.l Pma n and then by Atchison and Topeka, and I ^ so on, back to our little New England. ^ ,r On the terrors of railway restaurants be- * >r" twecn the City of Mexico an J our boun;r dary I will not here dwell, the strange * 'ej food, the bad service, the clumsy boxes c(j which served as dining rooms. For this 1 r , paper I have only to say about these oases i ." in the Mexican desert, that there was al- ] ways excellent coffee, and milk perpet,lj ually "on the boil" and to be had at a ^ momenta notice.?Qood Housekeeping. ?" \ *}*tw ? *? .'^' r ' . i?'* *Jv /V' V .ifr % ?%!i** v- ;* '.> A Zealous Waiter. An Irish coachman suddenly raised to le post of -waiter at a dinner party, hen a sudden resignation had left tho lace vacant within an hour of the asrabling of tho guests, was delighted, he host was also delighted to find that 1 old dress coat and vest would fit the mchman, and ten minutes was spent in :quainting the servant with the usages [ polite soviet}- at a dinner. Among ther things, the host told the coachman rnt he was on no account to ask any of ic guests to be helped a second time to >up. The guests took their places at le table, and the soup was quite creditjly served. The coachman observed rnt one gentleman pushed his plate of >up away from him. The servant leaned rer and drew the plate back again in ont of the gentleman, who in turn ashed it from him again. This diseased the coachman. lie thought lie iw a breacli of decorum in the action. Ate your soup, sorr!" said he, in umpet tones, "yez'll get no more.', Yalue of a White Plate. There still exists people who cannot lltivate a taste for color. When a cerlin San Francisco lady, who has made a ide eastern reputation as a Avriter, isited Japan some years ago, she was ensrtained by one of the leading Americans f Tokio. Everything in the house was rtistic, and the rarest curios, the most aborate porcelian ware, the finest Japan;e art productions, covered the tables id filled the rooms. The San Francisco isitor was much interested in all this, id was particularly admiring the dinner srvice, which was of a very unique pat;rn. After dinner the bust took her aside: Don't tell my wife, but I'd give four dolors to eat off a white plate. Oriental Loafers. The Oriontal has the art of loafing own to a fine point. If I weiotisked to ascribe an Arab or a Turk of Damascus or as we get nearer the Bosphorus, loving north, the Turkish clement be>mes more and more manifest over the rabian), I should ask you to picture to ^urself a cotton-striped robe reaching to is heels, and a red fe>. or a turban, squat y the brink of running water. There, nur after hour, men sit on their haunches id let the hours slide by; all days are le same. The women are frequently ten encamped by the water's edge, hiden behind their veils, and you do not at 1 know whether they are conducting a rtation with some distant patriarch or ying their prayers. An Anti-Dude Society. A Sioux City paper announces the foration of an Anti-Agony Club in that ty. The object of the club is to supress the people who are disposed to lopt the usuages of tlio effete East, nne of the fines of the club arc appended: or carrying a cane during business hours, fe dollars, For wearing kid gloves durg business hours, ten dollars. Forpartg name in the middle, fifty dollars. For earing a 44 stove-pipe" during business jure, ten dollars. For wearing a numfive shoe on a number eight foot, five jllars. a n o A wjpsy supcrsuuun. Gypsies nre particularly superstitious garding portraits, and it is a rarity to id the photograph of a true Bohemian :corating any art gallery or store winjw. They consider it most unlucky to i photographed, and will only submit ' have their photographs taken in conileration of receiving, without asking r it, an old shoestring with which they in bind the spirit of ill luck certain to irsue the person whose likeness has been produced. Road to Success. A man's best help is himself, his own ;art, his resolute purpose?it cannot be >ne by proxy. A man's mind may be oused by another, but he must mould s own character. What if a man fails one thing? Let him try aguin?he ust quarry his own nature. Let him y hard, and try again, for he does not low what he can do till he tries. u ran uiu e. As gratitude is a necesssary and a glo)us, so also is it an obvious, a cheap d easy virtue; so obvious that wherever ere is life there is place for it; so cheap at the covetous man may be grateful tnout expense; and so that the sluggard ly be so likewise without labor. Self Sacrifice. Life never seems so clear and easj as len the heait is beating faster at the jht of some generous self-risking deed, e feel no doubt then what is the hight prize the soul can win; we almost beive in our own power to attain it. Chief Engineer John R. Cantlin, of the tiiladelphia Fire Department, says that ! was cured of a terrible cold by Red ar Cough Cure, and that he has given to 1118 men witn most, suusmciury reIts. "A miss is as good as a mile," and a eat deal better. You can't kiss a mile. Mr.Wcsley Sisson, a well-known lawyer ,f Chicago, was so helpless with sciatica id inflammatory rheumatism that he mld^not feed himself. Nothing relieved is sufferings until he used Bt. Jacobs il. It conquered all pain and he rose a ired man. It doesn't require much to start a sensaon?stopping it is the trouble. jno appetite, xx)w spirits, headache, atulency, sleeplessness, languor, conbipation?are these, or any of them, mong your ailments? If so, try Dr. V a leer's Vinegar Bitters, and tell our sick friends its effects; t.hi? is the nly advertisement the medicine requires. t has spread from bouse to house, from illage to village, all over the land, in his way. A new Cincinnati paper is craftly called he Earth, so every one will want it. Tis Fn*qu*im/r Recommended.?Mr. H. O Mooney, Astoria. 111., writes that Allen's 1 an* Balsam, which he has sold for fifteen year* sells better than any other cough remedy, and Elves satisfaction. 'Tis recommended by th? medical profession hare. 86c., 00c. and $1 pes bottle, at Druggists. The best cough medlolne is Plso's Core for Consumption. Sold everywhere, tto. . ' . \ oka. : ' -. v.-; f . * As a toilet luxury. Hall's Hair Itenewer never fails to give satisfaction. Sufferers from Bronchitis will find speedy relief by taking Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. "Water that flows from a spring, docs not freeze in the coldest winter. And those sentiments of true friendship which flow from the heart cannot be frozen by adversity. A Woman'# Arc. A woman, it is said, is no older than she looks. Many women.howevei', look double their actual ujje by reason of those functional disorders which wear upon the nerves and vitality, and which, if unchecked, are liable to change the most robust woman to a weak, brokendown invalid. Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription" will positively cure every irregularity and weakness peculiar to the sex, and requires but a single trial to prove its surpassing merit. Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists. "Unalterable composure" is probably the freshest wrinkle in society behavior. Th? Nln?t(>l>Tlth rpntnnr Pluh In nn oriMii. fzatlon that will consist of an equal number of men and women. It Is hardly to be expected that they will agree on all subjects: but it can surprise no one to learn that Dr. Pierce'e "Golden Medical Discovery," is unanimously pronounced the most successful remedy extant, for pulmonary consumption, as has oeen demonstrated in hundreds of cases; it positively arrests this disease and restores* health and strength, if administered in its early stages. By druggists. A calico party?The pretty girl that answers the door bell. Young or middle-aged men, suffering from nervous debility or kindred affections, should address with 10 cent* in stamps for large treatise, World's Dispensary Medical Association, 663 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y. No one knows the value of nowers who hasn't botany. teinnrkuble Eirnpn, John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind., had a very .arrow escape rrom death. This is his own story: "One year ago I was tn the last stages of Consumption. Our beat physicians gave my case up. I Anally got so low that our doctor Mud I could not live twenty-four hour*. My friends then purchased a bottle of Dk. Wji. Hall's Bawak forthk Lunus, which benefitted me. I continued until I took nine bottles. I am now in perfect health, having used no other medicine." The purest, sweetest and best Cod Ltver Oil In the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy livers, upon the seashore. It is absolutely pure and sweet, l'atients who have once taken it prefer It to all others'. Physicians have decided it superior to any of the other oils in market. Made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New York Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough kin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by Caswell, Hu/.ard <fc Co.. New York. The Bowing Dancing Master. Why is a dancing master like a tree/ He Is lull of boughs (bows). The consumptive bows Vom loss of vitality. Tell him to take Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein. When you need a friend, select a true one. Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is the best friend mankind has for all diseases of the stomach, liver and kidneys. The best blood purifier and tonic known. 60 cents. More substantial benefit can be obtained from a 60 cent bottle of I)r. Bigelow's Positive Cure than a dolla?* bottle of any other cough - remedy. It is a prompt, safe and plea&ant cure for all throat and lung troubles. The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are made of zinc and leather. If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell RedStar TRADE MARK. cough cure Free from Opiates, Emetics and JPoison. isRi* 2kcts. PROMPT. ?JlU^ AT D?i'oairr? awo Dcalkrb. THE CHARLES A.VOOELER CO.. BALTIMORE. XD. ct jacobs oil gernShw _ n Cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Lnr Uoin 111 I U B11 l*HICE. FIFTY CENT8. Wl Mill AT DRUOOI8T8 AND DSALKB& Till CHARLES A.YOOELKR CO., BALTIMORE, HD. THURSTON'S ^rITOOTHPOWDER Ktolic TMlk rmtfmet u4 Cum Healthy* QU'iJa D1II0 8r?*lEaglitb Gtut ui Hla r S r llIS. IHwumaBc Rum^. OtkI Bax. Sl.OOi mu^Mou. MDDEB?w5m[SHS^?SI: MMtiwtowa. Wm. nPiiiM Ur III 111 particular* neat Free. ********* B. M. WOUL.LKY. XI. D.. Atlanta. Om a to Soldiers * Heir*. SendatAmp DaneiABIC for Circular*. COL. L. DINO| ClIwlUII W HAH, Att'y, Washington.-I>. C. ?>?FINE Blooded Cattle, Sheep, Hon,' Poultry, doc* for nale. Catalogues with 150 engraving* free,. N.P. Boyer&Co.,Coate?nile,PaJ. pj niTn NAUR QUICK for Pror. Mood?'* New Ill??uaua SiCilN \j Book on Drau Making, New Dolmiu, and Manila NJCtUlBli elo. ipoti Mil 101 dij. rnUIOODt,ClMliull,Ol Thi* remedy it not a liquid, muff or powder, eon ELY'S CREAM BALM I have used (too bottle* of 1 was cured before 0 Ely'* Cream Balm and tecond bottle of Ely consider myself cured. I Cream Balm was exhaut suffered 20 years from ca- ed. J was troubled wit tarrh and catarrhal head chronic catarrh, gathe ache, and this is the first ing in head, difficulty i remedy that afforded last- breathing and discharge ing relief.?D. T. Hlggin- from my ears.?C. J. Co son, 145 Lake St., Chicago, bin, 933 Chestnut St., Phi adelphia, Pa. For ooia in the He an Ely a _ Oram Balm work* like * Qodsend is Kly magic. It cured me of ca- <^ream Balm. I Had a farrJl ami rutored (A? tarrh/or three year*. JH tense of smell.?K. H. Sher- "?*<> would bleed. wood, Banker, Elisabeth, ?mi tcovi IK J. never heal. Cream Bat For 15 years I teat an- 'la* vured me.?Mrs. M.. noyed with catarrh, se- Ja*>kson, Portsmouth,\.l vere pain in my head, dO- It is wonderful ho charge into my throat and quick Ely's Cream Bal unpleasant breath. Jfy Kd? helped and cured m mhm of smell wai much J suffered from acute i impaired. I have over- ftanimation in my no come these trouble* uHth and head. Tor a week < Cream Balm.-jJ. B. Case, a time J could not tee. SL Denis Hotel, Broad- Urn. Qtorvie & Judso tray, ^ y- Hartford, Conn. A particle of the Balm is applied into t inflammation. Causes no pain?is agreeal Every Druggist or sent by mail on receipt o PH _ t?nd for Circular and 1 OUC. ELY BROTHERS, Drug i iiifr ililif'$\l ffiluirw :*>? &'?-I'-- i :.'JL vv&feia >.'ffly.'jf ' r>YSPEPsT/T la a dancmoaa u wall as diatreaainc complaint. It naglactad. it tanda, br impairing nutrition, and depressin^ tho tona of tba ajratam, to prepare tha way fffl R" " P s ? Quickly and eompletely Care* Dyipcpila in >0 its forms, Heartburn, Kelrhlng, Tasting tfa? Eood* etc. It enriches and purifles the blood,stimutea the appetite, and aids the assimilation of food Rkv. J. T. Robsitkr. the honored pastor of ths First Reformed Oburch, Baltimore, Md., says" Hnvinic used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepeis and Indigestion I take pleasure in recommending it Also consider it a splendid tonlo and inrigorator." . Mr. J. K. JxFrcna. Photographer. 168 Main St.. Norfolk. Va., sars: " I suffered greatly from a sever* case of IJjrspepsia?and derived no benefit from various treatments. I used Brown's Iron Bitten, and my health was fully restored." Genuine has above Trade Mark and crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. Madeonlyby BROWN CBEM1VAL CO., BALTIMORE, Ml* f l Relieved at Last! "We know a gentleman In this county who, six j months ago, was almost a hopeless cripple from attack or rheumatism. He could scarculy hobbl* across the room, used crutches, and eatd himself that he had little If any hope of ever recovering* We saw him In our town last week, walking about lively as any other man, and in tho finest health and spirits. Upon our inquiry as to what had worked such a wonderful change In his condition he replied hat S. S. S. had cured him. After using a dozen and a hulf bottles, he has been transformed from a miserable cripple to a happy, healthy man. He is nono other than Mr. E. B. I^ambert."?Sylvania Telephone. Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. The Swift Specific Co,, Drawer 3, Atlanta, Qa., or 157 W. 23d St.. N. Y. FOR COUGHS, CROUP AND CONSUMPTION USE VAVI OR^ OF SWEET GUM AID MULLEIN. The Sweet Gam from ? tre? of the ume nam* frowlog In the booth. Combined with a tea made from the Mullein plnnt of theoldfleUU. For sale tor *U drumrtate at 2A cent* and 11.00 per bqltle. WALTER A. TATIiOR, Atlautm, Uk. PENNYROYAL PILLS "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." The Original and Only Genuine. Bate and al wayi Reliable. Bewara ?f wortklna Inl tatloaa. lodiapectablc to LADIES. Aak jo?r Dr?i(lit for "Chichester's Ea?Tin)?' and take ao other, or luclooo ? . ( tamp*) to us for particular* in letltr by rrtum ntalL NAME PAPE R. Chlebeater Chemical Co8111 Madlaoa Hquaro, lklLada., Pa. M4 by Dranl?U ertrywkrr*. Aak lor "CklahaalM*a EacUtk" Puajrojal Pills. Taka aa othar. | No Itopo to Cut Off Horsot' Manes. kfc Celebrated ECLIP^'-:* HAI.TBlt M and BUIUliE Combined, cannot be Sllppod by any horse. Sample Halter to any part of U. S. free, on lifta receipt of $1. 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Pearl SU.AlbaC-Sr* l^* nr.ti.Y. Kst'b'd IH.O. Send lJc. for lioolc. UAnnaiiftiP nui?i ?j munrnincopiumH.biu iUtULV CUKKU. ADVICE PRBB. R. J. C. HOFFMAN. Jafltrsoa. Wisooaste AlllPlfEMC <?AN BE HATCHED cheaper |-nitoRCH9 and better by using the Excelsior W Hatcher than when Hens are employed to do the work. Illustrated Catalogues frkk. Address B. 8TAHL. it SOW. Manufacturers. Qulncy, Illinois. CDEE * ss-swws LOVE K P1 P by the Union Pub. Ckx, kU V Wm | p ! NewarkJf J. Send stamps for poat'g. (irllTO WANTED For a Good Rolling lLp|l| 3^ Household Artiole. Send 2-cent HQbll I V stamp for Sample and Terms. A. GO HK1NG A uo., William Street, N. Y. Oity. tagiSI F ^ Tb? FISH BB AND B Ir/co g D |\t* * Brand" tr*do-m?rk. tain* no injurious drug* and hat no offensive odor. Catarrh I Hmr-FIVER iaeh nostriL It io quickly absorbed and a/lava tie to use?convenient and cleanly. Sold By fprice. I Testimonials of Cures. P|l ts, Proprietors, Oweca, N. T. DUG. . * 'v*; 25 28 CEHTS CEITS for for CoughA^-^^^^Croup ^Tews"^ the best and cheapest uuuuh or ukuur AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL It Contains no Opium in Any Form. ALLKM'H LUNG BAL8AM In Three 8U* BottlfH, Price 25 Cents, 5U Coots and SI PerBottle. The 25-Cent Bottles ?ro put up for the accorumodaUo* or all who desire simply a Cough or Croup Remedy. Those desiring a re in ear for CONSUMPTION or any LUNG DISEASE sbouja secure the large $1 bottle*. Price, 25o., SOo. ind SI per Bottle. SOLD BY ALL MEDICIHE DEALERS. VINEGAE BiTTEES la l!ie great Blood Purifier and Life-giving Principle; a Gentle Purgative and Tonic; a perfect Renovator and Invigorator of the system. In Vinefffur XSittera there ia vitality bui no alcoholic or mineral poison. Diseaiea of the Skftn, of whatever nam* or nature, are literailr dug up and carried out oC the system in a short time by the u?e of the Bitter*. Vinegar Bitter* allays feverishness. It relieves, and in time cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia^ Gout, and similar painful diseases. Vinegar Blt!*ra cures Constipation and prevents Diarrhoea. y Never before has a medicine been com* pounded possessing the power of vmair Bitters to heal the sick. Send for either of our valuable reference books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last shonl4 be read by every child and youth In the land. Any two or the above books mailed free oa receipt of four cents for registration fees. <% fi.il. McDonald Drug Co., 532 Washington St.. N.T. B N U 12 3acjE33srsii\rc5-TOKr STAMPING OHM IS jlNN. //'?} voAPsttcru oa b?rt nim^ ^7 \\ 1 f / bond Pttrduncnt PKXN& wSffjjpssssss Hv AS ,-^i^IAiV S Jt B>1U, Ptrmwbtrrkt, OaUtew ?< 'l J I t l\V/^H9tltdintlin*,CTpiil KlcC ^BX' I I I I Vj^HlnC' Bardert. Pond Uk% *?., *c? 60 ?ai, . HiMI BBB| I InchM, alto 1 Box Btu Stiaploc Fowder, X it ox W hlte Blamftu Fawdeiy 1 Jfatent reTeralblePoiKt. and full and compliu dlrtctfeaa for Keuilngton St&mptsg and Embroidery, Kcarinctoa Pain Hnfc Lratre, Metallic Flifur and jrr1dr*cei>t PalnOn*, Colon need ad tnlzlnf of Color*, Ribbon Chenille and Amui Wett Comet Colon of all thrdlff erent Oowera, DeecrtpUoa of every itltch ucd In embroidery. Ac., making a Complete Outfit that caunt W bnn-ht at r?'*U for iiu tb?n (4.00. To Introdnca FARM AN1> HOUSEHOLD, tlx (up, 16 pip tllnitraUd mapifao hwtidto tbeintereataof the country bom* and hoceehold, we will Mad oaa of tbeie Outfit* complete, mo and postpaid, to anyladr who will tend 25c. forS moe. Bubecripilon to the Magiixlne. *Wefor$L. Mon?y cbeerfullv refunded if not more than *aUafactory. Woaaa now located in our larire brick factory, fronting 301 feetoa the Hh of tbe N. Y., N. H. A H. R. R., and thegOTernment bavhirloeaUd a poatofllce in our factory, we are now prepared to fill Ul order* promptly to tbe entire aatUfactloo of our eaberrtber*. Addreaa Farm and Household, Hartford, Oozuu Salvo CURES MQUESSI and Iatenperaaee. not loittnthL, bat effectually. The onlr scientific an a" {O dote for ?>?? Alcohol Habit and the, T^s only remedy that dares to send trU* a^. bottle*. Highly endorsed by the nedleal profession and prepared by wall(Jr known New York physicians. Bend; ^5^ stamps for circulars and rrfucssa. 5U Address "SALVO REMEDY," No. 3 West 14th St.. New Yflaftk _ B WAGON 1>?b Lever*, Steel Beirtan, Bmm ^Tare Beamaad InmWi, i ?* MUMUMIMHUM PHc* List ioMtlw IhU p?p?r ui HnMn CONSilMPTidN. I bars a docIUts ramadr (or tka tbov* diMaa*; Or Ir in thoaiMtds of ? of th? worst kind aud of JoaM t*n<Jli!Kha*?b? nc?r?d. I.nl??dJ.?Mronirl?a?Tf*ltS lnluoffleuy.thatlwl.l i.t.rtTw'b BOTTLK8 KRB*. tocttbor ?Hh AL0ABT.BTSEATISBOH IklKUUM to anT muffprer. ClT??xnrr??and T 0.*ddr-?a. J Dlt. T. . ELOCOM. 1(1 ??arlSl* Xav Twk* ? v DAY HIIICU nilDCn Harin* sufficient oon?. V r Al nllCR wUHEIIi dence in oar ability an4 the willingness of mankind to pay when the oat* U v made, we cure all chronic diseanea and ask no pay for our professional services until after the cure ia emoted. Des ribe your case fully and send stamp for instructions. Address Or. ? O. BAR?R? Bsx 104 Buffalo, N. V. H A TCMTC Obtained. Send stamp for DA I CIV I 9 Inventors' Guide. L.Bum ium, Patent Lawyer, Washington, D. O. saniu m pensorr Appliances, for the speedy relief and i? manenc oura of Jfervoua lability, Iom of Manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for anr other diseases. Complete restoration to Health. Vlgofe - V"jf] and Manhood RQanmteed. So risk is Incurred. SUE t rated pumnhlwt In tttbleA envelope mailed free.tffa& dressing ?OLTAlQBEtTC<CttMa>ai?in5. mm LTCILKKlf wtRUtedWltfnroofi AN will IM9 jom dry M Th? now POMMEL BUCKKR ft ft perfect rUttaf ??t, ftiuB ; ^ 5' Idle. 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