The Abbeville messenger. (Abbeville, S.C.) 1884-1887, April 13, 1886, Image 3
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SAM SMALL.
A. Journalist who has Aquii
ed Fame as a Revivalist.
Pungent Stories of a Man who was
Humorist from His Oradle.
??Now
that Sam Small has acquir
fame as a revivalist it is pleasant to i
call some of the stories he used to t
"when he was a man of tho world. ]
was a Humorist from his cradle, and
more keen-witted person is seldom m<
No matter in what position he w
placed, his readiness, self-possession ai
brillianey of expression always serv
him to advantage. He was remarkal
facile in turning a ludicrous situation
his own account. He was consider
the best story-teller in Georgia, .a stu
that abounds in noted yarn-spinners, ai
always drew a crowd to hear his latest.
Sam was standing in t'.ic Hoffman Hon
in New York one day, with the usn
coterie about him, when the con versa ti
/ turned on the war. "In 1801," said Sai
"General Gordon made a canvass
Georgia, and in a series of characterise
speeches made frequent use of the e
pression that 'we could whip the Yu
kees with popguns.' The war brokeo
~ and he was ehlled into service, not n
pearing again in public life until 18C
He then yielded to a strong treaty
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went down to Macon and delivered
thrilling address, but his tenor was mot
fied since the war and much of the b
terness had vanquished. Just as
closed his remarks an old fellow in t'
audience stood up, and addressing ti
General, said: 'Look here, sail! Didi
you make a speech in this yeah coun
way back yonder in '01?' 'I did, si]
replied the General. 'Well, didn't y<
tell us we could whip them 'ere Yanke
with popguns?' The General straighte
ed up, buttoned his Prince Albert con
and in a most dignified manner said:
did, sir, but they wouldn't light us tli
way.' " s
"When I was in Paris," said Sam oi
day, "a Frenchman evidently bent <
ascertaining how much I knew, if an
K tiling, asked me how many languag
I could speak. I told him I had ncv
acquired but two, English and the trul
?the hitter very imperfectly."
Sam was one of a party of Southerne
who were^invited to visit a New Jerst
stock farm. After inspecting a lot <
fine blooded stock, Sam said: "An A
abama farmer once got it into his hen
that he would send some of his hogs 1
a northern state fair. The peculiarity <
the Southern hog, you know, is its cadi
verousncss, and very long legs. T1
country over which it roams at large do<
not furnish nourishment enough to pr<
duce fat. Well, in due time the Soutl
u u..,i i.:? i 'i
n vniui imu xiis uugs* nihiuLuu. ih Liie gene
al exhibit. When the fair had progres
ed a couple of days the judges appeare
and attached a blue ribbon to the pe
next to the Alabama hogs which contaii
ed a pair of very fat corn-fed Berkshire:
'Look here,' said the Alabama fellov
accosting the judges, 'you haven't exan
ined iny hogs.' 'Well, now,' said tl
chap with the blue ribbons, 'yc
wouldn't expeet us to give you a prize i
the same group with such fine hogs i
those, would you?' 'But,' said tli
Southerner, 'you want to ask me what
sntered my hogs for. I entered 'em f<
3peed by gosh,' and he would have take
the prize every time for that, you bet."
One evening Sam was seated at a tab
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wilii u jNin-j ui menus in uie rcsiaurni
of the St. James Hotel, New Yorl
which is noted for its excessively liig
prices. An elaborate repast had been o
dered that required some time to prepar
Finally some one remarked that it took
long time to serve the dinner. "Wh;
yes," said Sain, "didn't you know tha
It's one of the rules of the house. The
give you an hour to raise the mom
to pay for it."
One of the best of Sam's war stories
this: "When things were hot arouu
Atlanta Captain Evan Howell received t
order to reconnoiter across the Chatt
' hoochc River and ascertain if the Feder
troops had retired. The night wasblat
as ink. He read the order to his mei
but was surprised to find them all di
qualified for the risky job. One couldn
. swim, another had rhuematism, still a:
other always took cramps in the water ar
so it went down the whole line. Bi
the order had to be obeyed. So Howt
plunged into the river and made for tl
other side. He was a remarkably got
swimmer and felt sure he war making i
noise, yet he borame so frightened th
each stroke seemed to him to arouse tl
whole Federal camp. Now and then
lightning bug appeared and, con
dent it was the flash of a Yankee musk(
he ducked under water. By-and-by]
got so near the shore that he could wad
and he was creeping along as cautiously
possible, his teeth chattering with fet
-when of a sudden he struck against i
old tree that had fallen into the riv<
Just then a huge bull-frog gave a sonc
ous blurt and jumjjed into the riv(
Unable to retain his self-possession lone
Howell threw up both hands and jell
in terror, 'I surrender, I surrende
When he finally reached the camp no1
Yankee could be seen, but a smoldcrii
fire gave evidence that they had recent
decamped."
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8am relates this little incident at tho
capital: "Winter before last some fcl^
low introduced a bill in the Senate to in- H
crease the water supply of the District of w
Columbia, and found a vigorous second ^
in Senator Jones, of Florida. A few
weeks later a lire occurred in Willard's aj
Hotel, and Senator Jones was among tbe C(
lirst to reach the scene. Just as he got
L( abreast of one of the engines the supply ^
rc~ pipe burst, and the Senator received a
full head of water square in the face, tl
flp 1 #
After shaking himself, and wringing the 81
a water out of his broadcloth coat, lie ^
shouted with great vehemence: 4'The
as bill to'iucrease the water supply of tho 8c
[1(^ District of Columbia has lost its most ar- O'
dent friend, by George.' I believe the
measure never went through." pj
Now that Sam is devoting himself to a 8tl
ec* line of work quite the reverse of any- "
lto thing in his former life, avc may not hear *r
a(^ so much about his wit and humor, but it
is a safe conjccturc that his pulpit stories
ise will make him just as popular as the c,
lft* others used to, though they will be far tn
0,1 different in substance.? Chicago Herald. w
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of Opportunities Iii Mexico. tc
tic For men with small capitals for invest- ft]
x- ment in lauds Mexico is not the country, el
n- writes a correspondent of the Boston es
ut Herald. For some time to come syndi- UI
p- cates and large capitalists will continue
i5. to purchase big tracts, and agriculture S{
to will be carried on in that way. Not un- tt
he til some time will small tracts be availa- "
a ble. There is a field here always for men
li- with useful specialties. First-class meit
clianics who can afford a trip here to
he look over the ground might well come,
lie and people with odd knacks which are ^
lie worth money. For example a young nl
i't Portuguese came here recently 011 a ven- cc
ty ture. His only art was a rare ability to A
r,' paint on silk. This seemed a mighty ^1
:>u poor capital to invest here, but he got an ^
es introduction into wealthy families, and hi
n- lias now a good income from teaching ai
it, the senoritas his novel and beautiful art. ^
'I The Mexicans love decoration and the s,(
. d<
at decorative art. Some young people are aj
doing well here as tutors of English in fli
ie rich families, for English is a fashionable sa
>n rage, and the senoritas like to be able to
y- say a few charming things in the lanes
guage of Shakcspee-arr. It is quite the m
er elegant thing to be able to say "good by" c'
-h and "how do you do?" in English, and P1
uic zeai witn which some young Mexican g(
rs ludies pursue English is worthy of the F
jy Boston girls' craze on German. Jb
Cafe keeping here is profitable; and, !n
1- as we have an American barber shop and w
id American bar-rooms, it seems quite feasi- h<
to ble to make money out of an American bi
:>f cafe, where one could get buckwheat
a- cakes, pumpkin pie (good pumpkins
le grow here), tish-balls and other Yankee
us dishes. An elderly Englishman here has re
made money out of a regular Johnny Bull
i- eating house, where one can get roast ^
r- beef and plum pudding and ale ad lib.
s- The French have their cafe, with their to
d own cooking, but the American tourist 8i<
n finds little that is familiar to him here,
i- A genuine American restaurant, run by a pV
3. live and energetic man, would pay well, i re
r, The growing taste for American light |
l- carriages suggests the idea that an Americ
ican livery stable would be a profitable
>u venture. Rent need not be high and la- d<
n bor would be 'very cheap, and I think ar
is that the youth of Mexico would patron- !"
to ize liberally a good stable where fine
I teams for display on the Paseo could be tr
>r had. There arc not many good carriage ki
n roads here, but there is an opportunity to
rent out phaetons, buggies, etc. It
le would be a decided novelty here. And rj(
it why not a livery stable as well as the ln
c, present roller skating rink, where the ih
;h jucnesse dorce of Mexico go to bark their
r- shins and crack their crowns. The de- W1
cni
e. spised roller skating riuk is succeeding
a here, and down in Vera Cruz they regard
Y? their rink as a most delightfully fashiont?
able place of entertainment. wl
J Another American novelty which is ^
y paying handsomely here is the circus, per- e8,
mancntiy estabiisned near where the in- lie
is quisition used to bother people with littd
tie iron arrangements for extracting inin
fomiation. ^
1'erpetnally **011 the Boll."
,j. Coffee is brought every morning to you BU
n when at a Mexican hotel, while you re'
main in it. It is only to the departing
t,t guest that it is denied. At eight o'clock,
the waiters begin to bestir themselves,
l(j bringing trays to every room, as soon as
they arc rung for, with cups and saucers,
and all the requisites for coffee. You jjj
ie can have boiled eggs if you like. Then, O
^ enter Francisco with huge tin pots; sim- ci
1Q ultaneous streams of coffee and boiled
at milk fill up the cup with their equal ex- ti
^ cellence. Sometime* Francisco comes
a from a restaurant a couple of squares ^
away, but he runs, and the coffee is not
*; i
Very well, so much for boiled milk in ^
Mexico. My party came home by rail, y
over the Mexican Central to "F.l Pma n
and then by Atchison and Topeka, and I
^ so on, back to our little New England. ^
,r On the terrors of railway restaurants be- *
>r" twecn the City of Mexico an J our boun;r
dary I will not here dwell, the strange *
'ej food, the bad service, the clumsy boxes
c(j which served as dining rooms. For this 1
r , paper I have only to say about these oases i
." in the Mexican desert, that there was al- ]
ways excellent coffee, and milk perpet,lj
ually "on the boil" and to be had at a ^
momenta notice.?Qood Housekeeping. ?"
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A Zealous Waiter.
An Irish coachman suddenly raised to
le post of -waiter at a dinner party,
hen a sudden resignation had left tho
lace vacant within an hour of the asrabling
of tho guests, was delighted,
he host was also delighted to find that
1 old dress coat and vest would fit the
mchman, and ten minutes was spent in
:quainting the servant with the usages
[ polite soviet}- at a dinner. Among
ther things, the host told the coachman
rnt he was on no account to ask any of
ic guests to be helped a second time to
>up. The guests took their places at
le table, and the soup was quite creditjly
served. The coachman observed
rnt one gentleman pushed his plate of
>up away from him. The servant leaned
rer and drew the plate back again in
ont of the gentleman, who in turn
ashed it from him again. This diseased
the coachman. lie thought lie
iw a breacli of decorum in the action.
Ate your soup, sorr!" said he, in
umpet tones, "yez'll get no more.',
Yalue of a White Plate.
There still exists people who cannot
lltivate a taste for color. When a cerlin
San Francisco lady, who has made a
ide eastern reputation as a Avriter,
isited Japan some years ago, she was ensrtained
by one of the leading Americans
f Tokio. Everything in the house was
rtistic, and the rarest curios, the most
aborate porcelian ware, the finest Japan;e
art productions, covered the tables
id filled the rooms. The San Francisco
isitor was much interested in all this,
id was particularly admiring the dinner
srvice, which was of a very unique pat;rn.
After dinner the bust took her aside:
Don't tell my wife, but I'd give four dolors
to eat off a white plate.
Oriental Loafers.
The Oriontal has the art of loafing
own to a fine point. If I weiotisked to
ascribe an Arab or a Turk of Damascus
or as we get nearer the Bosphorus,
loving north, the Turkish clement be>mes
more and more manifest over the
rabian), I should ask you to picture to
^urself a cotton-striped robe reaching to
is heels, and a red fe>. or a turban, squat
y the brink of running water. There,
nur after hour, men sit on their haunches
id let the hours slide by; all days are
le same. The women are frequently
ten encamped by the water's edge, hiden
behind their veils, and you do not at
1 know whether they are conducting a
rtation with some distant patriarch or
ying their prayers.
An Anti-Dude Society.
A Sioux City paper announces the foration
of an Anti-Agony Club in that
ty. The object of the club is to supress
the people who are disposed to
lopt the usuages of tlio effete East,
nne of the fines of the club arc appended:
or carrying a cane during business hours,
fe dollars, For wearing kid gloves durg
business hours, ten dollars. Forpartg
name in the middle, fifty dollars. For
earing a 44 stove-pipe" during business
jure, ten dollars. For wearing a numfive
shoe on a number eight foot, five
jllars.
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A wjpsy supcrsuuun.
Gypsies nre particularly superstitious
garding portraits, and it is a rarity to
id the photograph of a true Bohemian
:corating any art gallery or store winjw.
They consider it most unlucky to
i photographed, and will only submit
' have their photographs taken in conileration
of receiving, without asking
r it, an old shoestring with which they
in bind the spirit of ill luck certain to
irsue the person whose likeness has been
produced.
Road to Success.
A man's best help is himself, his own
;art, his resolute purpose?it cannot be
>ne by proxy. A man's mind may be
oused by another, but he must mould
s own character. What if a man fails
one thing? Let him try aguin?he
ust quarry his own nature. Let him
y hard, and try again, for he does not
low what he can do till he tries.
u ran uiu e.
As gratitude is a necesssary and a glo)us,
so also is it an obvious, a cheap
d easy virtue; so obvious that wherever
ere is life there is place for it; so cheap
at the covetous man may be grateful
tnout expense; and so that the sluggard
ly be so likewise without labor.
Self Sacrifice.
Life never seems so clear and easj as
len the heait is beating faster at the
jht of some generous self-risking deed,
e feel no doubt then what is the hight
prize the soul can win; we almost beive
in our own power to attain it.
Chief Engineer John R. Cantlin, of the
tiiladelphia Fire Department, says that
! was cured of a terrible cold by Red
ar Cough Cure, and that he has given
to 1118 men witn most, suusmciury reIts.
"A miss is as good as a mile," and a
eat deal better. You can't kiss a mile.
Mr.Wcsley Sisson, a well-known lawyer
,f Chicago, was so helpless with sciatica
id inflammatory rheumatism that he
mld^not feed himself. Nothing relieved
is sufferings until he used Bt. Jacobs
il. It conquered all pain and he rose a
ired man.
It doesn't require much to start a sensaon?stopping
it is the trouble.
jno appetite, xx)w spirits, headache,
atulency, sleeplessness, languor, conbipation?are
these, or any of them,
mong your ailments? If so, try Dr.
V a leer's Vinegar Bitters, and tell
our sick friends its effects; t.hi? is the
nly advertisement the medicine requires.
t has spread from bouse to house, from
illage to village, all over the land, in
his way.
A new Cincinnati paper is craftly called
he Earth, so every one will want it.
Tis Fn*qu*im/r Recommended.?Mr. H. O
Mooney, Astoria. 111., writes that Allen's 1 an*
Balsam, which he has sold for fifteen year*
sells better than any other cough remedy, and
Elves satisfaction. 'Tis recommended by th?
medical profession hare. 86c., 00c. and $1 pes
bottle, at Druggists.
The best cough medlolne is Plso's Core for
Consumption. Sold everywhere, tto.
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As a toilet luxury. Hall's Hair Itenewer never
fails to give satisfaction.
Sufferers from Bronchitis will find speedy relief
by taking Ayer's Cherry Pectoral.
"Water that flows from a spring, docs
not freeze in the coldest winter. And
those sentiments of true friendship which
flow from the heart cannot be frozen by
adversity.
A Woman'# Arc.
A woman, it is said, is no older than she
looks. Many women.howevei', look double their
actual ujje by reason of those functional disorders
which wear upon the nerves and vitality,
and which, if unchecked, are liable to change
the most robust woman to a weak, brokendown
invalid. Dr. Pierce's "Favorite Prescription"
will positively cure every irregularity
and weakness peculiar to the sex, and requires
but a single trial to prove its surpassing merit.
Price reduced to one dollar. By druggists.
"Unalterable composure" is probably the
freshest wrinkle in society behavior.
Th? Nln?t(>l>Tlth rpntnnr Pluh In nn oriMii.
fzatlon that will consist of an equal number of
men and women. It Is hardly to be expected
that they will agree on all subjects: but it can
surprise no one to learn that Dr. Pierce'e
"Golden Medical Discovery," is unanimously
pronounced the most successful remedy extant,
for pulmonary consumption, as has oeen
demonstrated in hundreds of cases; it positively
arrests this disease and restores* health and
strength, if administered in its early stages.
By druggists.
A calico party?The pretty girl that answers
the door bell.
Young or middle-aged men, suffering from
nervous debility or kindred affections, should
address with 10 cent* in stamps for large treatise,
World's Dispensary Medical Association,
663 Main street, Buffalo, N. Y.
No one knows the value of nowers who hasn't
botany.
teinnrkuble Eirnpn,
John Kuhn, of Lafayette, Ind., had a very
.arrow escape rrom death. This is his own
story: "One year ago I was tn the last stages of
Consumption. Our beat physicians gave my
case up. I Anally got so low that our doctor
Mud I could not live twenty-four hour*. My
friends then purchased a bottle of Dk. Wji.
Hall's Bawak forthk Lunus, which benefitted
me. I continued until I took nine bottles.
I am now in perfect health, having used
no other medicine."
The purest, sweetest and best Cod Ltver Oil
In the world, manufactured from fresh, healthy
livers, upon the seashore. It is absolutely pure
and sweet, l'atients who have once taken it
prefer It to all others'. Physicians have decided
it superior to any of the other oils in
market. Made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New
York
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
kin cured by using Juniper Tar Soap, made by
Caswell, Hu/.ard <fc Co.. New York.
The Bowing Dancing Master.
Why is a dancing master like a tree/ He Is
lull of boughs (bows). The consumptive bows
Vom loss of vitality. Tell him to take Taylor's
Cherokee Remedy of Sweet Gum and Mullein.
When you need a friend, select a true one.
Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic is the best friend
mankind has for all diseases of the stomach,
liver and kidneys. The best blood purifier and
tonic known. 60 cents.
More substantial benefit can be obtained
from a 60 cent bottle of I)r. Bigelow's Positive
Cure than a dolla?* bottle of any other cough
- remedy. It is a prompt, safe and plea&ant cure
for all throat and lung troubles.
The best Ankle Boot and Collar Pads are
made of zinc and leather.
If afflicted with sore eyes use Dr. Isaac
Thompson's Eye Water Druggists sell
RedStar
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isRi* 2kcts.
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ELY'S
CREAM BALM
I have used (too bottle* of 1 was cured before 0
Ely'* Cream Balm and tecond bottle of Ely
consider myself cured. I Cream Balm was exhaut
suffered 20 years from ca- ed. J was troubled wit
tarrh and catarrhal head chronic catarrh, gathe
ache, and this is the first ing in head, difficulty i
remedy that afforded last- breathing and discharge
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For ooia in the He an Ely a _
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wood, Banker, Elisabeth, ?mi tcovi
IK J. never heal. Cream Bat
For 15 years I teat an- 'la* vured me.?Mrs. M..
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vere pain in my head, dO- It is wonderful ho
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unpleasant breath. Jfy Kd? helped and cured m
mhm of smell wai much J suffered from acute i
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A particle of the Balm is applied into t
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naglactad. it tanda, br impairing nutrition, and depressin^
tho tona of tba ajratam, to prepare tha way
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Quickly and eompletely Care* Dyipcpila in >0
its forms, Heartburn, Kelrhlng, Tasting tfa?
Eood* etc. It enriches and purifles the blood,stimutea
the appetite, and aids the assimilation of food
Rkv. J. T. Robsitkr. the honored pastor of ths
First Reformed Oburch, Baltimore, Md., says"
Hnvinic used Brown's Iron Bitters for Dyspepeis
and Indigestion I take pleasure in recommending it
Also consider it a splendid tonlo and inrigorator." .
Mr. J. K. JxFrcna. Photographer. 168 Main St..
Norfolk. Va., sars: " I suffered greatly from a sever*
case of IJjrspepsia?and derived no benefit from various
treatments. I used Brown's Iron Bitten, and
my health was fully restored."
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"We know a gentleman In this county who, six j
months ago, was almost a hopeless cripple from
attack or rheumatism. He could scarculy hobbl*
across the room, used crutches, and eatd himself
that he had little If any hope of ever recovering*
We saw him In our town last week, walking about
lively as any other man, and in tho finest health
and spirits. Upon our inquiry as to what had worked
such a wonderful change In his condition he replied
hat S. S. S. had cured him. After using a dozen and
a hulf bottles, he has been transformed from a miserable
cripple to a happy, healthy man. He is nono
other than Mr. E. B. I^ambert."?Sylvania Telephone.
Treatise on Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free.
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The Sweet Gam from ? tre? of the ume nam*
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WALTER A. TATIiOR, Atlautm, Uk.
PENNYROYAL PILLS
"CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH."
The Original and Only Genuine.
Bate and al wayi Reliable. Bewara ?f wortklna Inl tatloaa.
lodiapectablc to LADIES. Aak jo?r Dr?i(lit for
"Chichester's Ea?Tin)?' and take ao other, or luclooo ? .
( tamp*) to us for particular* in letltr by rrtum ntalL
NAME PAPE R. Chlebeater Chemical Co8111
Madlaoa Hquaro, lklLada., Pa.
M4 by Dranl?U ertrywkrr*. Aak lor "CklahaalM*a
EacUtk" Puajrojal Pills. Taka aa othar.
| No Itopo to Cut Off Horsot' Manes. kfc
Celebrated ECLIP^'-:* HAI.TBlt M
and BUIUliE Combined, cannot
be Sllppod by any horse. Sample
Halter to any part of U. S. free, on lifta
receipt of $1. Sold br all Saddlery. jUStj
Hardware and Harne&a De.nlit?. >^ZX^fF Jl|
Special discount to tllH TraH<. (1 JMWkW
Send for Price-Lint. " V#
gin*
Plso's Remedy for Catarrh !a the |U
Best, Easiest to Use, and Cheapest.
Also good for Cold in the Head,
Headache, Hay Fever, Ac. COceuts.
TMX\v&Yv&?te?s
n ? ? ? 1 M nMAHBM IflD
^ . WOKBILIT* WPKIALKW DECAY.
Allfaexperieaee. Remarkable and quick cnr*#. Trial paok*
ofts. Send Hump for sealed partleolars, Addroa,
Dr. WARD A CO.. Louisiana, ho.
WANTED Ladles and Gentlemen to
'i T'-1'-' work at theli
own homes. Si to ?? a day easily made.
Work sent by mail. No canvassing We
have good demand tor our work, ana furnish
steady employment. Address, with
stamp, Crown Mfo.Co.,294 Vlne8t.,Cln.O.
/jFnce, llanda, Feet, and aU their linAtagift
perfections, Including Facial Dovelopinent,
SuperfluouH Hair, Moles, Warts,
Moth. Frt'ckles. Red Nose. Acne, Oi'k
J?4 Heads. Scars, Pitting & their treatment.
Cn^Oftif^Dr. John Woodbury.?; N. Pearl SU.AlbaC-Sr*
l^* nr.ti.Y. Kst'b'd IH.O. Send lJc. for lioolc.
UAnnaiiftiP nui?i ?j
munrnincopiumH.biu
iUtULV CUKKU. ADVICE PRBB.
R. J. C. HOFFMAN. Jafltrsoa. Wisooaste
AlllPlfEMC <?AN BE HATCHED cheaper
|-nitoRCH9 and better by using the Excelsior
W Hatcher than when Hens are employed to do
the work. Illustrated Catalogues frkk. Address
B. 8TAHL. it SOW. Manufacturers. Qulncy, Illinois.
CDEE * ss-swws LOVE
K P1 P by the Union Pub. Ckx, kU V Wm
| p ! NewarkJf J. Send stamps for poat'g.
(irllTO WANTED For a Good Rolling
lLp|l| 3^ Household Artiole. Send 2-cent
HQbll I V stamp for Sample and Terms.
A. GO HK1NG A uo., William Street, N. Y. Oity.
tagiSI
F ^ Tb? FISH BB AND B
Ir/co
g D |\t* * Brand" tr*do-m?rk.
tain* no injurious drug* and hat no offensive odor.
Catarrh
I
Hmr-FIVER
iaeh nostriL It io quickly absorbed and a/lava
tie to use?convenient and cleanly. Sold By
fprice.
I Testimonials of Cures. P|l
ts, Proprietors, Oweca, N. T. DUG.
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25 28
CEHTS CEITS
for for
CoughA^-^^^^Croup
^Tews"^
the best and cheapest
uuuuh or ukuur
AS AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL
It Contains no Opium in Any Form.
ALLKM'H LUNG BAL8AM In Three 8U*
BottlfH, Price 25 Cents, 5U Coots and SI PerBottle.
The 25-Cent Bottles ?ro put up for the accorumodaUo*
or all who desire simply a Cough or Croup Remedy.
Those desiring a re in ear for CONSUMPTION or any
LUNG DISEASE sbouja secure the large $1 bottle*.
Price, 25o., SOo. ind SI per Bottle.
SOLD BY ALL MEDICIHE DEALERS.
VINEGAE BiTTEES
la l!ie great Blood Purifier and Life-giving
Principle; a Gentle Purgative and Tonic; a perfect
Renovator and Invigorator of the system.
In Vinefffur XSittera there ia vitality bui
no alcoholic or mineral poison.
Diseaiea of the Skftn, of whatever nam*
or nature, are literailr dug up and carried out oC
the system in a short time by the u?e of the Bitter*.
Vinegar Bitter* allays feverishness. It relieves,
and in time cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia^
Gout, and similar painful diseases.
Vinegar Blt!*ra cures Constipation and
prevents Diarrhoea. y
Never before has a medicine been com*
pounded possessing the power of vmair Bitters
to heal the sick.
Send for either of our valuable reference
books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our
Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism
on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last shonl4
be read by every child and youth In the land.
Any two or the above books mailed free oa
receipt of four cents for registration fees. <%
fi.il. McDonald Drug Co., 532 Washington St.. N.T.
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^BX' I I I I Vj^HlnC' Bardert. Pond Uk%
*?., *c? 60 ?ai, .
HiMI BBB| I InchM, alto 1 Box Btu
Stiaploc Fowder, X it ox W hlte Blamftu Fawdeiy
1 Jfatent reTeralblePoiKt. and full and compliu dlrtctfeaa
for Keuilngton St&mptsg and Embroidery, Kcarinctoa Pain Hnfc
Lratre, Metallic Flifur and jrr1dr*cei>t PalnOn*, Colon need ad
tnlzlnf of Color*, Ribbon Chenille and Amui Wett
Comet Colon of all thrdlff erent Oowera, DeecrtpUoa of every itltch
ucd In embroidery. Ac., making a Complete Outfit that caunt W
bnn-ht at r?'*U for iiu tb?n (4.00. To Introdnca FARM AN1>
HOUSEHOLD, tlx (up, 16 pip tllnitraUd mapifao hwtidto
tbeintereataof the country bom* and hoceehold, we will Mad oaa
of tbeie Outfit* complete, mo and postpaid, to anyladr who
will tend 25c. forS moe. Bubecripilon to the Magiixlne. *Wefor$L.
Mon?y cbeerfullv refunded if not more than *aUafactory. Woaaa
now located in our larire brick factory, fronting 301 feetoa the Hh
of tbe N. Y., N. H. A H. R. R., and thegOTernment bavhirloeaUd
a poatofllce in our factory, we are now prepared to fill Ul order*
promptly to tbe entire aatUfactloo of our eaberrtber*. Addreaa
Farm and Household, Hartford, Oozuu
Salvo CURES MQUESSI
and Iatenperaaee. not loittnthL,
bat effectually. The onlr scientific an a"
{O dote for ?>?? Alcohol Habit and the,
T^s only remedy that dares to send trU*
a^. bottle*. Highly endorsed by the nedleal
profession and prepared by wall(Jr
known New York physicians. Bend;
^5^ stamps for circulars and rrfucssa.
5U Address "SALVO REMEDY,"
No. 3 West 14th St.. New Yflaftk _
B WAGON
1>?b Lever*, Steel Beirtan, Bmm
^Tare Beamaad InmWi, i
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MUMUMIMHUM PHc* List ioMtlw IhU p?p?r ui
HnMn
CONSilMPTidN.
I bars a docIUts ramadr (or tka tbov* diMaa*; Or Ir
in thoaiMtds of ? of th? worst kind aud of JoaM
t*n<Jli!Kha*?b? nc?r?d. I.nl??dJ.?Mronirl?a?Tf*ltS
lnluoffleuy.thatlwl.l i.t.rtTw'b BOTTLK8 KRB*.
tocttbor ?Hh AL0ABT.BTSEATISBOH IklKUUM
to anT muffprer. ClT??xnrr??and T 0.*ddr-?a.
J Dlt. T. . ELOCOM. 1(1 ??arlSl* Xav Twk* ? v
DAY HIIICU nilDCn Harin* sufficient oon?. V
r Al nllCR wUHEIIi dence in oar ability an4
the willingness of mankind to pay when the oat* U v
made, we cure all chronic diseanea and ask no pay for
our professional services until after the cure ia emoted.
Des ribe your case fully and send stamp for instructions.
Address Or. ? O. BAR?R? Bsx
104 Buffalo, N. V.
H A TCMTC Obtained. Send stamp for
DA I CIV I 9 Inventors' Guide. L.Bum
ium, Patent Lawyer, Washington, D. O.
saniu m
pensorr Appliances, for the speedy relief and i?
manenc oura of Jfervoua lability, Iom of
Manhood, and all kindred troubles. Also for anr
other diseases. Complete restoration to Health. Vlgofe - V"jf]
and Manhood RQanmteed. So risk is Incurred. SUE
t rated pumnhlwt In tttbleA envelope mailed free.tffa&
dressing ?OLTAlQBEtTC<CttMa>ai?in5.
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Th? now POMMEL BUCKKR ft ft perfect rUttaf ??t, ftiuB ; ^ 5'
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