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THE JOKERS'BUDGET. 1 A LITTI.B IlITMOItOITS READING FOR T1LB Ii?lNUlUi HOURS. A fomplctc ICiiin?Wlllinn to Correct?A Bad Mpcll?The Car Driver?N?a?o?n?.blo Advice, Eti'.. Etc. {.X. SOHIIY. An old negro nskcd a State official for 50 cents. "Go on away," said the official, "I cave you 50 cents some timo ago." "Cap'n," said the negro, "yer puts mo in mind o' dc ole man wliut had gin his dog so much. It is er standin' 'lustration ober in Tennysce, an' mebby yer 'vc hearn o' it, but no diffunce. De man wuz er eatin' dinner an' his dang come in an' guntcr wag his tail an' frisk roun' powerful anxious ter eat suthi'n. 'Go outob heah,' sklaimed de man, 4I gin yon a hunk o' co'nbraid not mor'n a munf ergo, an' nnw i: nr o/?L-o 1* l-'/i ' " J *> IllVli o CI """"H'J Dat's tie way yer looks at me, boss. Ycr gin me 50 cents last nmnf an' 'specs dat I doan need one crgin by clis time." "Here," said the man, handing him SO cents, "go on away and don't ask me again." "Oh, thankee, salt. De white gennerman nearly alius comes roun' when I gins 'cm 'er 'lustration. I'll try ter make this las' ez laung ez it will, sail, but in dese heali 'stravigant times yer kaiu' s'pcck er pusson tcr keep 50 cents raor' er week. Gin me er dollar ?oh, goon, den, fur ver's gunter look A like ycr's sorry ycr gin me dis much." | ?Arkansaio Tra teller. | WILLING TO COItUKCT. I He walked into the office the otlier I morning, looking pretty much like a man I dissatisfied with general rasults. I "Can I sec the editor?" he inquired. I lie was directed to the foot of the I throne. "Good morning, sir," began "Mornin'," grunted the editor. "I came in," he proceeded, "to tell you of a misprint in the paper." "What is it?" H "Well, I sent a notice around here H that my friend Smith had just been married, and your infernal compositor ifcot it, 'Mr. Smith has just been marJ "Ugh, you call that a misprint, do vou? Well, I don't, and I have raised mhat compositor's wages. If you don't H Mike it, send Smith around to me ten H prcars from now, and if he wants it corH weete<l I'll have it done." F The visitor departed to see Smith.? J Merchant Traveller. I A WISE BOY. j For an hour yesterday forenoon a wo^^Htnnn walked up and down the ladies' waiting room at the Third street station her effort s to hush the screams and g^^H^clls of a child about 2 years old. The ^^^ littlc one was hopping mad about some^fl^Klung, and could not be soothed by soft ^^^Hivords or sticks of rnnilv. TIhtp. lirmllv ame a moment when everybody saw the mother's face take on a look of grim ^termination, and at that moment a icwsboy who had been warming him^_>?lf at the register broke for out doors. ''What's the row?" asked one of his kiutside friends as he joined them. ' "There's a woman in there goin1 to Bpank her young "un." u "Why didn't you stop and see tlxo Wn?" f "Um! 'Spose I want to be hauled up as a witness in an assault and battery case and have the lawyers giving me sass."?Detroit Free Press. IrAUAu rui; ITIt is said that the wine cup occasionally circulated among the legislators, pnd some have even achieved eclebrity J>y this convivial disposition. Of one |wlio hits since achieved reputation as a lawyer the following story circulated among his legislative friends: lie attended a ball one evening, and in the course of the festivities he became some what too joyous. Seeing this one of his friends approached him and advised jum to seek his room ar*i bed. The Boung lawyer said nothing, but with Ijreat solemnity took a dollar bill from his pocket and thrust it into the hand of his friend. "But I don't want money," said the gentleman; "I merely suggested that you go to bed." "Take it, take it," was the reply in ithe blandest of tones. ''I've charged $2 for a good deal poorer advic? than that !" RETIRING. Long and wearily had his anxtoogwife waited, when at last the husband entered and, with his frame convulsed with anguish, threw himself into a chair, and burying his face in his hands, groaned: "We are ruined; to-morrow's sun will (sec the proud name of Jenkins among (he list of bankrupts." Then outspoke the noble wife: "Say not so, my dear Peter; all is not [lost. We have gone without ice for [the last three months, and here is thn Iinoney you gave me for the iceman," iuid she placed $50,000 on the table, f The worn, weary face of the husband lighted up with joy as he excltiimed ? [ "Maria, you are a daisy; if we had Igone without gas for the same time I would have retired from business."? Jioaton Bulletin. A I ?ONO-HEADED CAR DIUVER. "Ha, ha!" laughed a driver of a north side street car as he stopped for a passenger near the company's oflices on (North Clark street last evening and tjerked his thumb toward a horse which Ipcoou amvermg in tront of the building. *'That 's a great trick, but all the boys lure dead on." k "What is the trick?" inquired a passenger. "Why, that's the Superintendent's horse and buggy. He puts them in front of the office and thinks the boys will suppose he is in the office. We /know Detter. Whenever that rig is there the old man is down the street patching us. You bet we are all on f time when that buggy stands at the door."?Chicago Neics. Ekrkt) by insurance. ?'The end or pa's nose \a? afire. doenn't it ma?" th a fiigh)?Yes. -AY hat canted it, ma? was the work of an in ' ' ' V ; : WIIAT 8IIE PEAKED. "I understand, Mr. Softley,"' said Miss Muffin, "that you play the v o in?" | "Well, yes, Miss Muffin, I?a?try to I play the violin." "That's what I heard. You see, Mr. ' Softley, we are going to have a little sociable at our house next Thursday evening. I wanted to invite you, but ma?.die is so very anxious not to give anvbedy any trouble?ma was afraid ; that " "Oh, no trouble at all, I assure you, I Miss Muffin.'v eagerly interposed Softley. "It will be a positive pleasure to j me to bring my violin." | "Ye-e-s?that's what ma was afraid j of."?Drake's Magazine. | COMMEllCIAIi ITEM. TTn wjis ro:illv a olnrk in n. frroccrv . store, but on Sunday afternoon mounted ; on a high horse, he looked as if he j might be a member of Congress. He ; was putting on more than usual dignity I and grace, for there were several ladies I on the sidewalk admiring him. He was i satisfied in his mind that he was crcat; ing a great impression when a small boy j on the sidewalk called out: "Hey!" He looked around. So did the ladies. ] "I say. Mister,"continued the boy, "last i night you only gave 1110 five candles for j a quarter?I oughter got six."?Texas * Sij'ti rigs. A DANGEROUS PASTIME. "Isn't, it against the rules to touch ; the animals in the menagerie, ma?" asked Bobby. "I believe so," was the reph "An' dangerous, too, ain't "Oh, yes." "Well, pa had better look out then. I heard Mr. Smith tell him that if he ( dicfti't quit, pulling the tail of the tiger , he'd be sorry for it." A RAPID TRANSIT. "How long did it take you to cross the ocean?" asked Gus De Smith of a very aristocratic lady who had just returned from Europe. "I was seven days on the water." "Seven days! Why, when my brother went across it took him eight days." "Probably your brother went over in the steerage. I was a first cabin passenger," she replied proudly. SEASONABLE ADVICE. Don't let the door stand open, but shut it with much care, Without a bang, without a whang, yes, shut it fair and Kquarc; Without a slam, without a jam, without a Blat or j?'rli, For if you've left it open, go sliut it, and don't shirk. No Christian man or woman, no well-trained chick or child, Will let a door twing idly, to make weak nerves run wild, When chilly winds are blowing?and some one taking cold? While the open door is creaking and muttering like a scold. Haste makeB but waste, remember, bo plenty take of time; Don't leave the door half open?a fault almost a crime? And if you've ever done this, don't do so any more; Whatever ??lse you fail to do, don't fail to Shut the Door. ? (rood Housekeeping. a baij spei.i*. If an 8 and i and an o and a u, with en x at end spell "Su," And an e and a y and an e opell "i," pray what iB a speller to do? Then if also an s and an i and a g and an h e d hpel 4,cide," There's nothing much loft for a speller to do but to go and commit Sionxeyeaighed. ?Chicaqo News. dots and dashes. "Mamma, why is papa bald?" "Iam liis fourth wife, dariing." Ef dar is a place o" torment fur anermals, de balky lioss is gwine dar. Cioaiiettes never hurt good little boys, because good little boys never hurt cigarettes?l>v burning them. "Yes, sir," said White, "experience makes fools wise." "Think so?" said Black; "then you've never had any experience." "Too muchee bym-by" was the expressive way 111 which a Chinaman informed a watchmaker that his watch was going too fast. Trying to do business without advertising is like wmking at a girl in the dark. You may know what you arc doing, but noboti^ else does. "Wiiat is a pinking fund?" asked Rollo. "I thiak," said his father, "it must be something like your uncle Gcorjjc's salary. I understand the house for which he travels has dropped it another 10 per cont. this year." "You are kept pretty busy nowadays," remarked a stranger to Mrs. Simmons, whose husband has a ranch on Onion Creek. "Yes, hardly got time to turn around. There is always Romething to keep one busy. If it ain't the cows, it's the sheep; if it ain't the sheep, it's the pigs, and if it ain't the pigs, it's the chilren." "What are all these gentlemen in scarlet coats, mamma?" "That is a 'Hunt,' Poar; the gentlemen are hunters." "Wlmt dn t.hnv Vinnt 2" "Ifivno and breakfasts and suppers." "Do they ever catch any?" Oh, tons and tons of them." "Foxes, I mean?" "No, darling. They never catch any foxes. They are too busy." Paying a Big Price. A Broadway car, crowded with people, ran olT the track into a snow drift, and was a long time getting back into place. A fat, rubicund and jocund passenger, hanging by a strap, pulled the bell-strap (one of them) a great many times as a signal to go ahead, and laughed inordinately because the car, of course, could not go ahead. The fat man got into quite a gale and infected the other passengers. Everybody laughed?everybody but the conductor. Ho leaned seriously agains' the sido of the door at the back of th? car with his hands in his pockets, and quietly watched the proceedings. After tin. car got sorted, the fat man stopped ringing the bell, but still 'ooked extremely jolly. Then the conductor stopped up to him and said: "You've rung just thirty-five points on my fare indicator there. "I'll trouble , you for $1.75." TKa faf man /*??? <! ? 21? ? ? M MM\J ?MW 1UMU Wiiogu iU OlilUUf UI1U lapsed into 8 rioii8ne?s; in fact, became angry. He paid tlie price for hi? joke though. A Practical Test Not long ago a rantling Chicago communist gathered a crowd and entertained them with his diatribes 011 the inequalities of riches and poverty, lie was in the midst of his fiery declarations that the capital of the rich belonged to the laboring classes, when a clear voice arose from the crowd: "You've got a gold watch, and I haven't any. I want yours." The speaker was non-plussed. Recovering himself, however, he said: "I bought this watch and paid for it." "Don't make any difference," persisted the voiee, ^vnii'vn trot. fl ornld wntnh nnrl T liavnn'f j? - n~- ? t> * ?I want it!" The talker was checkmated, and the meeting broke up. Prof. C. A. Donaldson, of Louisville, Ky., the well-known pioneer, in eighteen years spent $10,000 in trying to get rid of his rheumatism and foiled. At last he used St. Jacobs Oil, was cured and sold his crutches. Is it proper to speak of oats as a stable article of horsehold diet. The late State Chemist of Delaware, Prof. Chas. P. Williams, says that Red Star Cough Cure is safe and valuable and contains neither morphia, opium nor any other narcotic poison. The price is only 25 cents. Spotted seals often flip about in Connecticut rivers at this season. The Efficacy of Du. Walker's Yineoar Bitters, in Chronic Dypepsia, Fevers, Nervous disorders, Constipation, ? _r .. i i itvuuicuujr ui vnut power, ana all maladies affecting the stomach, liver, bowels, pulmonary organs, or muscular system, lias been experienced by thousands. The Bitters strikes at the root of these diseases by toning the stomach and cleansing the blood. Pasteur is about 55, grey-whiskered, and five feet seven. Husbands! take the hint. Your wife or yonr children are liable to take colds from drafts. Keepon hand Allen's Lung Balsam, the best and purest remedy for coughs and colds. _ It contains no opium, and is harmless. Price, :25c., 50c. and $1 per bottle, at Druggists. Poughkeepsie has a horse going on forty-one years old. Demy of the Bones, with Rome thirty other symptoms, mark the progress of tli.v terrible disease known as catarrh. It advances from stage to stage of fearful annoyances, and if neglected, is certain to end in general debility, and ponsibly in consumption or insanity. Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy will cure it at any stage. This medicine has been long before the p blic, and thousands have been restored tohealth by its never failing virtues. The man who lias the President's ear seems to be the President himself. Wm. Black, Abingdon, Iowa, was cured of cancer of the eye by Dr. Jones' Red Clover Tonic, which cures all blood disorders and diseases of tho stomach, liver and kidneys. The best tonic and appetizer known. 50 cents. Never assume ten) much. A solid foundation lasts longer than cheek. A Terrible Fire arouses the apprehensions of a whole city. And yet tho wild havoc of disease startles ho one. Sad to relate, women suiter from year to year with chronic diseases and weaknesses peculiar to their sex, knowing that they are growin . worse with every day. and-still take nomeas-" aros for their own relief. Dr. P erce's "Favorite Prescription" is the result of life-long and learned study of female complaints. It i* guaranteed to cure. People we must put up with?Hotel-keepers , * * Premature decline of manly pow era, nervous debility and kindred diseases, radically cured. Consultation free. Book 1C cfnts in stamps. Address, confide tially World's Dispensary Medical Association Buffalo, N. Y. Candles on a table soften the faces aror . . Tlicy are trying in Germany to find a snbItitute for India rubber. No one who has used Dr. Bigelow's Positive Cure desires a substitute, as it is eminently successful in coughs, luiua ttuu an lin uht una luiiif diseases. Lyon's Patent Heel StilTener is the only invention that will mako old boots straight us new. A desirable thing In gloves?a wnrin lining. Red Star TRADE VV MARK. COUCH CURE Free from Opiates, -Emetics and Poison. ISrI: OKCts. PROMPT. ?JlU^ AT D?uooi?t? awd Dealers. THE CHARLES A. YOOELER CO., BALTIMORE. ED. cr Jacobs oil is GERmanremedY Cores Rheumatism, Neuralgia I Af UAin B?ckaeke, IlraAarke. Toothmclw, Pill Wr 4m III Rprmlat, ?tfc, etc. I HE I f|111 pkice. rrmcIntb. wl mill at DKUOniSTN AND DKAl.KHS TIl'R fUABI'P' i.TOOKLBE CO.. lUI.TfOML ?. FOR COUGHS, CKOUP AND CONSUMPTION USE TAYJir mm of sweet era au mullein. Th? Sweet Gnm from a tree of die nnt nun* ?ouTJ*' Copbln?d with iimduM from tha If alletn plant oftho old flekU. For aal? by *11 drnurtate mi',? eonta and H. to p?r battle. WALTKtt A. TAYLOR, AlltiU, On. PENNYROYAL PILLS "CHICHESTER'S ENGLISH." Tbe Original and OmIj 6?nala?. M m4 U?r? SatUbt*. Jmm<ywflUM IbIhUw IrflifWNkto ? LADIKS, Atk jwDrafriit fcr "rtlrtiitn*T b?Udr tfMaasf?sKSaS?a.'2air ' > -o ; _ '-u l) WHAT WARNER'S SAFE CORE CURES AND WHY. CONGESTION OF THE KIDNEYS. BACK ACHE. OF THE KIDXEY&, BIj ADDER OR URINARY ORGANS. Catarrh of the Bladder, Gravel* Stone. Dropsy, Enlarged Prostrate Gland, Impotency or General Debility, Brlsht's Disease. WHY? Because it is tho only remedy I known that has power to expel the uric acid and urea, of which there are some 500 grains secreted each day as tho result of muscular actiou, and suthciont if retained in the blood to kill Nix men. It is tho direct cause of all the above diseases, as well as of Heart Disease, Rheumatism, Apoplexy, Paralysis, Insanity and Death. This great specific relieves the kidneys of too much blood, frees them from all irritants, restores them to honltJ?v ni.n.- ?-? MW1UU UJ 1LO LU1 WHU and soothing power. IT CURES ALSO Jaundice, En- | largemeut of the Liver, Absccss and Otarrh of the liilo Ducts, Biliousness, Headache, Furred Tongme, Sleeplessness, Languor, Debility, Constipation, ChJl Stones, nud every unpleasant symptom which results from liver complaint. WHY? Because it has a specific and positive action on the liver as well as on tlio kidneys, increasing the secretion and ilow of bile, regulate its elaborating function, removes unhealthfu^ formations, and, in u, wortl, restore it to natural activity, without which health is an Impossibility. IT CURES ALSO Female Complaints, LeucorrLuca, Displacements, Enlargements, Ulcerations, Painful Menstruation, makes Pregnancy safe, prevents Convulsions and Child-Bed Fever and aids nature b> I restoring functional activity. I WHY? All these troubles, as is well j known by every physician of education, arise from congestion and impaired kidney action, causing stagnation of the blood vessels and breaking down, and this is the beginning and the direct cause of all the ailments from which women sulTer, and must as surely follow as night does the day. WHY Warner's Safe Cure is acknowledged by thousands of our best medical men to be the. only true blood purifier, is because it acts upou scientific principles, striking at the very root of the disorder by its action on the kidney and liver. For, if these organ? were kept in health all the morbid waste matter so deadly poisonous if retained in the body, is passed out. On the contrary, if they are deranged, the acids are taken up by the blood, decomposing it ana carrying death to the most remote part of the nody. WHY 93 per cent, of all diseases which afflict -humanity, arise from impaired kidneys, is shown by medical authorities. Warner's Safe Cure,by it&dirfct action, positively restores them to health and full working capacity, nature curing all the above diseases herself when the cause is removed, and we guarantee that Warner's Safe Cure is a positive preventive if taken in time. As yon value health tako it to avoid sickness, as it will at all times and under all circumstances keep all the vital functions up to par. We also Guarantee a Cure and beneficial effect for each of the foregoing diseases, also that every case of Liver and Kidney trouble can l>e cured where degeneration has Not taken place, and eveu then Benefit will Surely be Derived. In every instance it bus established its claim. AS A BLOOD PURIFIER, particularly in the Spring, it is unequalled, for you cannot hai-c pure blood when the kidneys or liver are oui, of order. Look to your condition at once. Do not postpone treatment for a day nor an hour. The doctors cannot compare records with us. Give yourself thorough constitutional treatment with Warner's Safe Cure, and there are yet many years of life and health assured you 1 I 25 fcyCfc? 25 'HIM iSV^f#^,CEHTS for- I ?or CougJi^^?^^vCroup UlNG BALSAlf THE BEST MD CHEAPEST , rtrmnn Annnn 1 uuuun or liKUur -p^> -pr; T^, 33Y \S AN EXPECTORANT IT HAS NO EQUAL. ItContains no Opium in Any Form. ALLEN'S LUNU BALSAM In Three Sire Joules, Price '25 Cents, AO Cents and 81 1'er Bottle, [ho '?M.'ent Bottles are put up for the accommodation >f all who desire simply a Cough or Croup Remedy. Phone desiring a remedy for CONSUMPTION or any ..UNO DISEASE should secure the large $1 bottles. Price, 25s., 5Cc. and $1 per Bottle. SOLD BI ALL MEDICINE DEALERS. Scrofula of Lungs. 1 am nTw <9 yearn otd, and have suffered for thi last fifteen years with a lung trouble. I hare spert thousands of dollar* to arrest the march of this dls ease; but temporary relief wu all that I obtained I was unlit for any manual labor for several yean A friend strongly recommended the oso of 8wlft1 Specific (3. S. S.). claiming that he himself ha4 beei ' greatly benefitted by Its use In some luag troubles 1 I resolved to try it. The results are remarkable. Ml I cough has left mo, my strength has returned * < weiprn sixty pounds more than I eve* did In my Ufa ' It ban beon three year* alnoo I stopped the use of tin medMno, but I have had no return of the dlseans and tlip.ro are iouIiu or weakness felt In my lunn I do the hardest TOnd of work. T. J. Holt. Montgomery, jila., June 25, 18S9. Swift's Specific Is entirely vegetable. Treatise o? Blood and Skin Diseases mailed free. Tub Kwir Spkcik-ic Co., Drawer 8, Atfanta, Qa. r_137 W. 23d tit.. M. Y. PATARRH ,M THE HEAD ,s a disease of the muoous membrane. It generally ,n naatl Wfi*vEAW BA^^Ipaaaagea and maintains Ita j | stronghold in the head. j Iw^oi tL>A ^^ADiProm thi* p?lnt ,t; M"*1* ! K|^r wr is A forth a poisonous virus along ^jlMlt?tl<yg ff^the membranous linings Ifet J&.yr4|1 and through the digestive y ^tflorg*na- corrupt in* the blood ^ and p^xiuoingothertrouble ud dangerous ajrmp Crrap Bnlm la ? **me? ** Jdrbtfoopon* oorrwot dlItAY'FEVEJ^S^H.K ELY BROTHERS, Prng?i?ta. Owna. N. T. FRAZER AXLE GREASE. fsas^j^taasvasssttt Th? purest, sweetest and best Cod Liver Oi In the world, manufactured from fresh, health; livers, upon the seashore. It is absolutely pun and sweet. Patients who have onco taken i prefer it to all others. Physicians have de cided it superior to nny of the other oils ii market. Mado by Caswell, Hazard & Co., Nev York. Chapped hands, face, pimplos and rougl skin etired by using Juniper Tar Soap, madob; Caswell, Hazard & Co.. New York. Mushroom Dancer*. Why are dancers like mushrooms? Thej print; up at night. And the night air often ndui.es coughs nnd colds. I)o not neglect them mt take Taylor's Cheiokeo Remedy of Swcel urn and Mullein in time. If a cough disturbs your sleep, take Piso' Cure for Consuption and rest well, A uluinber should have air rent deal of imlnm! An Undoubted Klrmlni. About thirty years ago a prominent physician b the naut* of Dr. William Hall discovered, or pr duced after long experimental rpsearvh.ii remedy f?i diseases of tbe throat., chest and Iuiiks, which was c such wonderful cnieacy that It noou Knitted a wld reputation In tli I>> country. The name of the mcdlcln 1h UK. \VM. 1IAI.I/S ItALSAM KOK THK LUNGS ami may be safely relied on as a speedy and posltiv cure for coughs, colds, sore throat, etc. "Ever kneeling ut thy feet"?The bootblucl DROPSY TREATED FREE! DR. H. H. GREEN, A Specialist for Eleven Years Past, Ha* treated Dropay and its complications with tb most wonderful success; mm vegetable remediei entirely harmless. Removes all symptom* of dropn In otght to twonty days. Cures patients pronounced hopeless by tho host c physicians. from tho first dose tbe symptoms rapidly rfln.it pear, and in ten days at least two-ttrirds of all nymt loins arc removed. Home may cry humbug wltbont knowing anvthln al>out it. Remember, it docR not cost vuii anvtbin to realize tbe merits of my treatment for yourseU In tun days tho difficulty of breathing is rclievct the pulse regular, tho urinary orgatiB made to dli charge tbeir full duty, sleep is restored, tbo Hwellln all or noarly gone, tho strength increased, and -ippe tito made good. I am constantly curing cases c long standing, cases that have been tapped a tium ber oT times, and the patient declared unable t live a week. Bend for 1(1 days' treatment; direction and tonne free. Give full history of case. Nam sex. how long afflicted, how badly swollen and when Is bowels costive, have legs bursted and dripptwater. 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SoldH miyvlwre. > A QUESTION ABOUT< \ Browns Iron Bitters ' ANSWERED. Tho question h/in probably boon askod thonwinds of timoH, * How can Brown's Iron Bittora curoovoryr thing T " Woli, itdoexn't. But it dom onro nny diwvw I for which n. roputablo physician would prosonbo I HOI Physicians rocognizo Iron as tho best rontor&tWn I agent known to tho profession, and inquiry of any " leading chomical firm will substantiate tho amortion th'.t thore nro morn preparations of iron than of any I othor substance used in medicine. This shows con H ciumveiy 111 lit iron in acknawledcod to bo tho innnt important {actor in succossf01 medical practice. It is, however. a remarkable fact, that prior to thr? (Iwooteryof IlitOWN'S IRON BITTEHHno perfoct). ly satisfactory iron combination bnd over been found. BROWN'S IRON BIHERS^tA'SE: headache, or produco constipatioa??UI other iron y medicine* do. IlItOWN'H IRON BITTKRH cures ImliacMtlon, niliouHnewtWcnkncm* ' Dynpppsia, Malnr!n? Chills and Fovew, Tired Fcellnfr9<?encrfil Debility,iVln In the Hide, Dark or IjImbH.IlendncbcandNovfrnl? via?for all theeo ailments Iron is prescribed daily. o BROWN'S IRON BIHERS.^r^r: minuto. Like all other thorough medicines. it aotfl lowly. When taken by mrn the firnt symptom of benefit is renewed energy. Tho-musclos then become ' Armor, the di?outran improves, tho bowels am active. T In women the effoct is UHUally more rapid and marked. The eyes boffin atonco to brighten: tho skin clears ' np; healthy color comas to tlu< cheeks; nervousness disappears; functional derangements become retrolar, and if a nnrsinR mother, abundant eufOonanca is supplied for tho child. Remember Brown** Iron Bitters in the ONIjY iron medicine that in not Injurious. I'hyticianB ami DrugyitU recommrtxd it. rho Genuine has Trndo Mark and crossed rod lines on wrapper. TAKE NO OTHER. VINEGAE, BiTTERS n Ik tlio crcai Kloori Pnrifl??im<t I, Principle; a ( 'cntlc Purgative and Tonic; ft p?r*uot y ltenovalor and Invigorntor of tlic system. . lu Vinegar ISiitern there is vitality but no alcoholic or mineral poison. I>i??esi*e* ol" the Skin, of whatever name >. or uature, are literally dug up and carried out of the system inn short time by theupoof the Bitters, x Vinegar Hitter* allays feverishness. ltreH lieves, and in time cui-es Rheumatism, Neuralgia, l" Gout, and similar painful diseases. tL , Vinegar IMtters cures Constipation and K prevents Diarrhoea. * Never foeforo Im8 a mcdlclne been com'f pounded possessing the power oX Vinegar Bitteiis to heal the sick. a Sen?I for eitlier of our valuable reference 0 books for ladies, for farmers, for merchants, our \ Medical Treatise on Diseases, or our Catechism d on Intemperance and Tobacco, which last should ' be read by every child and youth in the land. 'Any two of the above Woks mailed free on receipt of four cents for registration fees. * fc.ll. McDonaldDrug Co., B32 WaahingtonSt., N.Y. II N II O | 0 SKin of Beauty Is a Joy Forever. 1 DR. T. FELIX QOURATJD'8 ORIENTAL CREAM. OR MAGICAL BEAUflHEl co u Rctootos Tan, Ptniptoa. T -J= 5 Krockle*. Moth-Pntrhet US P , Ka?r? niMl Skin dinc<ucn, and ? , oo ? ? every blemlnh on (rooty, j QJ C o o dcfle< detection. It ba? tho tratot ] Sj f *-> 05^5 WfB WM aO% w years and aud a Crrtm'ai t the leu?t harmful of all tin- Skin preparations." Onn hottla L; will liust nix montlm. usuiu: it every day. Also romtreSub tile removes ftiiperlliious n.-Ur without injury to thonkin. Hair. M. II. T. UOCKAtU), Mole IV,.p., 48 llnnd St., Y.rk. 9 ; For nalo hy l)miruist.H anil Fancy Uoodn Dcalor* in th? > ; I". 8.. t'annilon. Kit rope. I WDewaro of bam> imitation*. t1,000 Howard forarrret and proof of any ono selling ?amo. IF PAGE'S . GLUES .MO1) XJscdbytholicfltmanufactnrers I , nnd^ mechanic* _tt* the world. JpO" 'KMa, I I'u.Jinan raiaco uarvo., hamii ijf" nu twh ft llninlin Ore an ft l'iano Co.,flr &C.,/or allkiiulio/ finexeork. At tho Now Orleans ExpoM . tlon, joints mido -with It cn-Ell durca & testing strain of over N3U|wr|n ] k 1600 Pounds WlSJffnl^ TO A SQUARE INCII. feHWUlttffJSn Pronounced ttrongr.it qlue l.noirn. I TWO GOLD MEE5ALS.H|BBffllffll | London, 1833. Ntio Orlrnnn, 1SS5. , en'^'lil*e.ird anil 1'tr. no?ta?o for?unplocnn. FRRH. RUSSIA CEABNT CO., Gloucester, Hue 1 CURE FlTSl When 1 esy euro i uu hui mntn uiorely to htop mom for ttlmo and then have them retnrn again, I moan a radl. tal core. I have nmJo tho disease of PITS, EPII.BP3T 1 or FALLISQ SICKNES3o llfo lougMudy. I warrant wf remedy to cure the worst cum. Pocause others hav? failed f? no reason for not now receiving a care. Cendat ouco for a treutleo au<l a Froe Doitlo of my Infallible remedy, dive Kiprons and Post Offlco. It ooata yoa " hoth'.nt: lor a trlsl, *tid I will euro yon. Address Dr. II ! "<)OT. 18? 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