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^Jfl UUl Enr Ul 20 Days flnlu Ulllf They came in crov be able to handle t Remember Sai "COT If you haven't money t< bring us good middling low you 8c per pound i Goods must be sold fo nothing charged during | CALICOS All of the Standard Prints that never sells for less thac 7 cents per yard, to go at 4ic Ladies Handkerchiefs Entire line of 5 cents values in the hemstitch, to go on II Sxlie a I ' 2c [ LOOK I FOIi THE | WAR SIGN BRIDE IS LEFT IX THE LURCH, sizf Bridegroom Hurries liack to Insane j?y Asylum as Soon as They Wed. n^' 1 rn>,T.on Unnne, io ofi 11 rnnl 11 CLi uiu i cnjjcm iiuvpo 10 oun * wn~ ing tbe boat. def He took a day off from the State exi! ?] asyfum for the insane at Elgin, where he has been since last December, and ran over to Chicago and took unto 11 1 himself a wife. Of course, he has an- the other wife, who has been striving desperately for a divorce, but, then, j an<^ Harold never did stop for conven- e(itions. 1 He came to Chicago with Dr. O. 41 Hogan, of the asylum, and went out J to see his millionaire father. William ' ?in H. Hoops. He borrowed S2J from i his father and hurried down-town to buy a suit of clothes. win On Jackson boulevard lie stopped before a scene of beauty. It was Com nn tall hrnnpttp nui ICUOC VUiovu, VM..I w. V.MV..V. | "I'm the young doctor from Elgin." wa, 6aid Hoops to the.girl, "I've got a tho dandy practice out there and am " making loads of coin. What I want, of though, is a w-ife just about your | Put i UU1I rds to the opening he crowds next Si e Lasts 20 I roN" o buy what you want, [ cotton. We will alfor it during this sale, r cash or cotton only, ; this Great War Sale. ? LADIES' H( ; q Genuine 15 cents t g black and tan to g Q. at * ? / C - * ? BOYS' KNEE ] a One lot 50c Bo; Cg Pants, sizes 4 to 11 sale at g 23c "w. _ "The Store of Qu i. What do you say?" 'What do I say?" cried the girl, ously. "Let's have it over with ht away!" rhe pair were married by Judge rke. In getting a license Hoops lied his identity or that insanity sted in his family, rhen Harold took his new-found ie to a hotel and gave a dinner, ivas a jolly party. Harold left in midst of it. 'I've got to cut over to the Annex I get a check cashed." he explainJe went to his father's home at or> Drexel boulevard. 'Say, you'd better get back to El" Jiic fnthpr told llim. tnd an hour later the bridegroom ; on his way back to the asylum, ?re he is a patient. The Heal Casus lielli. This history says there was no in Atlantis for more than a usand years." Does it explain how they got rid their statesmen?"?Philadelphia )lic Ledger. fcjjju 1 \ of the big sale ar aturday. Ten (10 )ays Only. ! Below we onl tion a few of the offering. We our stock as the has played have )SE $ LAD] 5 value in " One lot on sale ? Black Coa cn and $7.00 ^ rt- ^ 3 fis ??? < 3 ANTS ? MEN'S ps' Knee If One lot $ I, now on 2 ^ie bigges ? saw, specia 4.KJ lauiy Wanted a Pair of Specs. % [ It is said that a woman who 1* ed as if she had been a long t , in this vale of tears went into an ' tablishment where they tested | fitted the eyes and said: "I want a pair of specs." "This way," said the oblij clerk, and he led her into a ri that was fitted up for optica! ] poses. A small nervous-looking i at once surrounded her. "Sit here," he said, placing a cl for her and hanging up an A. B card in front of her. "fix your < on that." "I ain't a goin' to have my picl took," said the woman tartly. "Certainly not, madam, you v to renew your eyesight. Just tell what you see on that card, 9-7 Do you follow me?" "Just let me have my parisol I'll foller ye. I didn't come her* be made fun of. I kin read I write as good as you kin, and co too, I want a pair of specs." "Exactly, but I should recomm I eyeglasses, with such a nose 'yours, madam." "What's the matter with my m . Jtw- X . .. 4 id overflowed us, bi ) extra salesmen wil ?20,000.00 g y have space to men > flreat Values wear< positively must sel s low price of cottoi >c with our business tES COATS ro : t Ladies' Long ? Oi ,ts, regular $6.50 ^ Colt values at 5! WJ5 RAIN COATS 2 79 17.50 Rain Coats, Ever t value you ever ? il ' 79 L $9.95 sLAUI Ban hey? If it ain't much of a nose ain't got to poke fun at it." 3ok- "it's a beautiful nose," saic ;ime optician firmly, "and would ad< es- handsome pair of eyeglasses, and you kindly look at this circle lines? Do they all appear the size?" ring << 'pgaj. be? they are all 3om size- n0 fooling young man." pur- "Certainly not. madam; if th< 10311 cles appear to be the same size eyes are not deformed." fiair "Deformed! Good gracious, C. said my eyes were deformed? iyes ever heard of the like." "You see, madam, we are com :urei ed to test the optic nerve, and d i mine if the person has preshyopi nsh i "Xo, sir, I'm a Baptist, and I \ me stay here and be insulted?" -10. "You misunderstand me. ma iii you are anncieu hiui utyciu and in either eye?" - to j "Look here, young man," saic and woman fiercely, "I daie say you t 'tint you know a lot, but I want a pa specs; I ain't as young as I use end be and?" as "Oh, yes," interrupted the rast tician, "I see you are getting ose, and?" But he never finished 5ES at we want to say tl 11 1 1 . . 1 i De on nana to ta? irchandise at the TL. i of the People. OUR GUARANl 0 Every item advertis [1 by our record of long a A n?l/) TM l pic ui jjauiucig aiiu vn 1 our regular prices, thei is real. Every purchas >. (' Goods Exchanged or 1 SHOES FOE MEN le lot solid leather Box Shoes for men, $3.00 ? itv, this sale per pair -? $1.98 .1 CLOTHING 1 ? O y single Suit, boys' and 5? m's, to close out w z At and Below Cost 1 BER iberg, South Carolina , you sentence. When the woman ca of the store she was ' tryii I the straigen out the ribs of her p >rn a and muttering to herself: Will "Old, indeed! I've ruined i of parasol, but I haven't lived al same long years to be insulted by called old! I'll find some hai of a 3tore where they speak Engl j get my specs at! Old! the ii i cir-1 nent thing." your rvoll M ? eter- I ?est material and workra a " I ship, light running, requi von't I litt]e Power; simple, easy handle. Are made in sev< dam, I sizes an(l ar? good, substan lopia I m<>oey-making machines dc 11 to the smallest size. Write 1 the'B catol?S showing Engines, B hink iI ers and aR ?aw supplie d toll I/)MRAHD IRON* WORKS B sirl'Li tu, 1 ?fj I Augusta, Ga. old * the I old] i ^ i Of! II nun ' tUUitjd | Only I > iDers hat we will positively s care of your wants. sv Must Be Sold [EE TO THE PUBLIC ;ed in this document is backed nd fair dealings with the peocinity. The values quoted are efore, the economy indicated le backed by our guarantee of Honey refunded during sale." All Coats, Suits, Furs Skirts and all kinds of Readyto-Wear Goods must be sold At ITinf) nf a Priro ni uvuiv uuiu vi u i iivv | Shoes Every Shoe in the house marked down so as to save you quite a sum ^ on your family shoe bill. You 4 can't afford to miss our \ Great Shoe Bargains LOOK FOR THE ? ' 117 & n mnxr W AK OIUIX mi me out a DOCTOR'S GRATEFUL ag to TESTIMONIAL. arasol, Dr. C. H. Lee, Newcastle, Pa., a $2 writes: "About 18 months ago eczema 1 these broke out in my right ankle and being spread to my knee. The itching was rdware intense. In three or four months it lish to went to the left ankle and leg. I got nperti- no relief until six months ago, when ,? I tried EX-ZEMA-FO. The first _ bottle allayed the itching, with the , . I second bottle, to my delight, improve- , j ment began and I am now about well. 1 In Mr. F. Dunlap's case, his hands ttcx were in a terrible condition, but he made a very rapid cure. Gladly use my name, if it can be of any use to [TetSo you." EX-ZEMA-FO is the only al remedy for Eczema, Tetter, Salt ; Rheum and all skin troubles. Sold wn I &uarantee t'iat unless results are satisfactory to the buyer the l_ money is refunded. Fifty cents and i $1.00 per bottle. -s" FOR SALE BY Peoples Drug Co., Bamberg, S. C. 4 I | Invigorating to the Pale and Sickly , J The Old Standard general atrengtbenin* took, , j GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC, drive* oat | Malaria.enrichea theblood.andboild? npthe aye? a true tonic. For adnlta and children, 90c v rTltfrV ' ' I J