The Bamberg herald. (Bamberg, S.C.) 1891-1972, November 26, 1914, Page 2, Image 2
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Remember Sai
"COT
If you haven't money t<
bring us good middling
low you 8c per pound i
Goods must be sold fo
nothing charged during
| CALICOS
All of the Standard Prints
that never sells for less thac
7 cents per yard, to go at
4ic
Ladies Handkerchiefs
Entire line of 5 cents values
in the hemstitch, to go on
II Sxlie a I
' 2c
[ LOOK
I FOIi THE
| WAR SIGN
BRIDE IS LEFT IX THE LURCH, sizf
Bridegroom Hurries liack to Insane j?y
Asylum as Soon as They Wed. n^'
1
rn>,T.on Unnne, io ofi 11 rnnl
11 CLi uiu i cnjjcm iiuvpo 10 oun * wn~
ing tbe boat. def
He took a day off from the State exi!
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asyfum for the insane at Elgin, where
he has been since last December, and
ran over to Chicago and took unto 11 1
himself a wife. Of course, he has an- the
other wife, who has been striving
desperately for a divorce, but, then, j an<^
Harold never did stop for conven- e(itions.
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He came to Chicago with Dr. O. 41
Hogan, of the asylum, and went out J
to see his millionaire father. William ' ?in
H. Hoops. He borrowed S2J from i
his father and hurried down-town to
buy a suit of clothes. win
On Jackson boulevard lie stopped
before a scene of beauty. It was
Com nn tall hrnnpttp
nui ICUOC VUiovu, VM..I w. V.MV..V. |
"I'm the young doctor from Elgin." wa,
6aid Hoops to the.girl, "I've got a tho
dandy practice out there and am "
making loads of coin. What I want, of
though, is a w-ife just about your | Put
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rds to the opening
he crowds next Si
e Lasts 20 I
roN"
o buy what you want,
[ cotton. We will alfor
it during this sale,
r cash or cotton only,
; this Great War Sale.
? LADIES' H(
; q Genuine 15 cents
t g black and tan to g
Q. at
*
? / C
- *
? BOYS' KNEE ]
a One lot 50c Bo;
Cg Pants, sizes 4 to 11
sale at
g 23c
"w.
_ "The Store of Qu
i. What do you say?"
'What do I say?" cried the girl,
ously. "Let's have it over with
ht away!"
rhe pair were married by Judge
rke. In getting a license Hoops
lied his identity or that insanity
sted in his family,
rhen Harold took his new-found
ie to a hotel and gave a dinner,
ivas a jolly party. Harold left in
midst of it.
'I've got to cut over to the Annex
I get a check cashed." he explainJe
went to his father's home at
or> Drexel boulevard.
'Say, you'd better get back to El"
Jiic fnthpr told llim.
tnd an hour later the bridegroom
; on his way back to the asylum,
?re he is a patient.
The Heal Casus lielli.
This history says there was no
in Atlantis for more than a
usand years."
Does it explain how they got rid
their statesmen?"?Philadelphia
)lic Ledger.
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1
\ of the big sale ar
aturday. Ten (10
)ays Only. !
Below we onl
tion a few of the
offering. We
our stock as the
has played have
)SE $ LAD]
5 value in " One lot
on sale ? Black Coa
cn and $7.00 ^
rt- ^
3
fis
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3 ANTS ? MEN'S
ps' Knee If One lot $
I, now on 2 ^ie bigges
? saw, specia
4.KJ
lauiy
Wanted a Pair of Specs.
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[ It is said that a woman who 1*
ed as if she had been a long t
, in this vale of tears went into an
' tablishment where they tested
| fitted the eyes and said:
"I want a pair of specs."
"This way," said the oblij
clerk, and he led her into a ri
that was fitted up for optica! ]
poses. A small nervous-looking i
at once surrounded her.
"Sit here," he said, placing a cl
for her and hanging up an A. B
card in front of her. "fix your <
on that."
"I ain't a goin' to have my picl
took," said the woman tartly.
"Certainly not, madam, you v
to renew your eyesight. Just tell
what you see on that card, 9-7
Do you follow me?"
"Just let me have my parisol
I'll foller ye. I didn't come her*
be made fun of. I kin read
I write as good as you kin, and co
too, I want a pair of specs."
"Exactly, but I should recomm
I eyeglasses, with such a nose
'yours, madam."
"What's the matter with my m
. Jtw- X . ..
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id overflowed us, bi
) extra salesmen wil
?20,000.00 g
y have space to men
> flreat Values wear<
positively must sel
s low price of cottoi
>c with our business
tES COATS ro :
t Ladies' Long ? Oi
,ts, regular $6.50 ^ Colt
values at 5!
WJ5
RAIN COATS 2
79
17.50 Rain Coats, Ever
t value you ever ?
il ' 79
L
$9.95 sLAUI
Ban
hey? If it ain't much of a nose
ain't got to poke fun at it."
3ok- "it's a beautiful nose," saic
;ime optician firmly, "and would ad<
es- handsome pair of eyeglasses,
and you kindly look at this circle
lines? Do they all appear the
size?"
ring << 'pgaj. be? they are all
3om size- n0 fooling young man."
pur- "Certainly not. madam; if th<
10311 cles appear to be the same size
eyes are not deformed."
fiair "Deformed! Good gracious,
C. said my eyes were deformed?
iyes ever heard of the like."
"You see, madam, we are com
:urei ed to test the optic nerve, and d
i mine if the person has preshyopi
nsh i "Xo, sir, I'm a Baptist, and I \
me stay here and be insulted?"
-10. "You misunderstand me. ma
iii you are anncieu hiui utyciu
and in either eye?"
- to j "Look here, young man," saic
and woman fiercely, "I daie say you t
'tint you know a lot, but I want a pa
specs; I ain't as young as I use
end be and?"
as "Oh, yes," interrupted the rast
tician, "I see you are getting
ose, and?" But he never finished
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at we want to say tl
11 1 1 . . 1
i De on nana to ta?
irchandise at the TL.
i of the People.
OUR GUARANl
0
Every item advertis
[1 by our record of long a
A n?l/) TM l
pic ui jjauiucig aiiu vn
1 our regular prices, thei
is real. Every purchas
>. (' Goods Exchanged or 1
SHOES FOE MEN
le lot solid leather Box
Shoes for men, $3.00 ?
itv, this sale per pair -?
$1.98 .1
CLOTHING 1 ?
O
y single Suit, boys' and 5?
m's, to close out w
z
At and Below Cost 1
BER
iberg, South Carolina
, you sentence. When the woman ca
of the store she was ' tryii
I the straigen out the ribs of her p
>rn a and muttering to herself:
Will "Old, indeed! I've ruined
i of parasol, but I haven't lived al
same long years to be insulted by
called old! I'll find some hai
of a 3tore where they speak Engl
j get my specs at! Old! the ii
i cir-1 nent thing."
your
rvoll M ?
eter- I ?est material and workra
a " I ship, light running, requi
von't I litt]e Power; simple, easy
handle. Are made in sev<
dam, I sizes an(l ar? good, substan
lopia I m<>oey-making machines dc
11 to the smallest size. Write
1 the'B catol?S showing Engines, B
hink iI ers and aR ?aw supplie
d toll I/)MRAHD IRON* WORKS
B sirl'Li tu,
1 ?fj I Augusta, Ga.
old *
the I
old]
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' tUUitjd
| Only
I >
iDers
hat we will positively
s care of your wants.
sv Must Be Sold
[EE TO THE PUBLIC
;ed in this document is backed
nd fair dealings with the peocinity.
The values quoted are
efore, the economy indicated
le backed by our guarantee of
Honey refunded during sale."
All Coats, Suits, Furs
Skirts and all kinds of Readyto-Wear
Goods must be
sold
At ITinf) nf a Priro
ni uvuiv uuiu vi u i iivv |
Shoes
Every Shoe in the house marked
down so as to save you quite a sum ^
on your family shoe bill. You
4
can't afford to miss our \
Great Shoe Bargains
LOOK
FOR THE ? '
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W AK OIUIX mi
me out a DOCTOR'S GRATEFUL
ag to TESTIMONIAL.
arasol,
Dr. C. H. Lee, Newcastle, Pa.,
a $2 writes: "About 18 months ago eczema
1 these broke out in my right ankle and
being spread to my knee. The itching was
rdware intense. In three or four months it
lish to went to the left ankle and leg. I got
nperti- no relief until six months ago, when ,?
I tried EX-ZEMA-FO. The first
_ bottle allayed the itching, with the
, . I second bottle, to my delight, improve- ,
j ment began and I am now about well. 1
In Mr. F. Dunlap's case, his hands
ttcx were in a terrible condition, but he
made a very rapid cure. Gladly use
my name, if it can be of any use to
[TetSo you." EX-ZEMA-FO is the only
al remedy for Eczema, Tetter, Salt
; Rheum and all skin troubles. Sold
wn I &uarantee t'iat unless results
are satisfactory to the buyer the
l_ money is refunded. Fifty cents and
i $1.00 per bottle.
-s" FOR SALE BY
Peoples Drug Co., Bamberg, S. C.
4 I
| Invigorating to the Pale and Sickly ,
J The Old Standard general atrengtbenin* took, , j
GROVE'S TASTELESS chill TONIC, drive* oat |
Malaria.enrichea theblood.andboild? npthe aye?
a true tonic. For adnlta and children, 90c
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