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\ I Cruising v ^ with "Skipper" I -T.J "iv r ? v j \s m are going out on the limb? 1right out to the end, by predicting tho re-elect ton of Franklin D. Roosevelt for a third term. Aud our reason is simple. The manner In whloh the German nation Is mopping up in Europe a dtstlnce 'threat to the United Stales. Germany seeks to rule all of Kuropei It the armies of Hitler continue to achieve success In the future as they have already done so |ar In the war, the dreaiu Of the German dictator to be ruler ofc Europe will be realised., And then will come the desire to become ruler of the world. In the fuce of this situation It seems to us t tie re Is now no alternative but to kttep Roosevelt In power. We believe the majority of Americans will be reluctant to change horses In the middle of a mess such as the world Is in I red In.* 0 0 0 * l^ast Sunday was Mother's day. It is one day set aside as a tribute to the sweetest lady In the world) Why only one day of the year? If 1 had my life to live over again, If I could recall my sainted mother from that hilfside up In Wisconsin, I would ^oe that every day was mother's day. Like so many other things that go to i make up life on this mundane sphere, tin. present Is always a period of vain regret. -~y.\ . : r? l p In the old home town in Wisconsin they are embarking on a Class D baseball program., The daily paper requested suggestions for naming tlfe team The judges decided on 'Winnebago White Cajls."' Ye Gods, what a name for a baseball club. There was! sonn- relief when the paper took the bull by the horns and decided a j three word name was top heavy and <hlistened the sluggers "Panthers." Well, that's better, but what's the matter with some good -old nicknames like "Cubs", "Reds," "Red Sox," "browns," ?some name you can sort of spit out without twisting your tongue.^' ' ~ 0*00 Anyhow, we congrat the natives up in Fondy on getting back into pro ba-.-ball and we hop? Harry Rice will give the community a winning team. Rice, by the way was manager In DeLand of the Florida state league and of the Cordele, Ga., team. Back a score of years when Fondy was In the W. I. league, they turned 3Ut such baseball aces as Castey Stenjel, Mike Bancroft, Milton Stock, Pete Rusting, Jack Warhop, Burley Grimes, Pink Hawley and many others who really went places in the big time. Do you remember back last full fol lowing (he Oamden-Oaffoey high football game fhl? department had aome uide thing* ^ say about tlu? iiaffuey high baud, declaring it to be the topa of any playing ou the Oamdeu Held during the season. This baud weut to the southern band contest in' Florida last week and took first tenors in the H. division. The utuelo critics said it was ouo of the best small to^n groups they had ever llsteued to. Nelle Brooks SJtull thinks the country needs a woman President "as bad as a woman needs garters; to keep things from slipping." And for a long time we always assumed that women "rolled their own." A headline lu a state paper reads "Pests With IJs Despite Cold Weather." Why not say "including eold weather." An Italian speaker over the air last Sunday night said all Italy is of the | same mind as Mussolini. And what for heaven's sake, is on Mussolini's mind? * By the way, don't forget the polo game next Sunday. It will be Joe Bates and his Knights of Wateree against Charley DuBose and his Moonlight Knights. Ouch. Here is the way the foursomes will lineup. Wateree: Robertson, Little' Tupper and Bates. Camden: Burns, I DuBose, Boykln and Lightfoot. NufT aed. When We mentioned last week the fact that oldsters ^claimed that during ( the >forty years or more polo has been played on the number one Held there has not been a game in which the teams were ill/action when the Seaboard choo ehoo passed on the way to New York, we told the managing i editor that publicity would shatter * the jinx. Yes, slr-eve-e, It sure nuff did. Last Thursday in the fifth chukker of the : polo game the Seaboard rattler puffed by at a time when the polo players wpre doing an adagio over the turf. ? * So now Ancrum Boykin, Postmaster ( DuBose and a few others who have had their afternoons spoiled by the tension of wondering if "today is the day." The Jinx has been shattered and we'll wager the choo choo (will puff, by during many action periods from now on. * ?The Camden netters continued their fine play last Thursday by defeating j the Florence high net team. The, Camden ball club dropped a listless i game to Darlington the same after-1 noon. The game ^wotmd up the high { school diamond season. From now j on it will be Legion baseball and we hope the fans offer better support to this venture than they did to the high school program. The latest figures released by the British ministry of transport report that the sale of new cars In Britain fell 77.3 per cent during the "hrst four j months of the war as compared to the. corresponding months of 1938.' 1 , ? Burning of Cora Being Fought in Thia State Cooperation of law enforcement officers. In South Carolina to combat the stripping and burning of automobiles with Intent to collecting Insurance has resulted in the proaecutlou of a number of cases to be tried by courts in this state In May and June. The state's automobile association is bucking the light of officers to reduce such losses aud secure lower insurance rates for South Carolina. \ Some of the cases to be brought up soon are: Man, free under $1,000 bond, pending trial at llamberg, for allegedly burnlug automobile with intent to defraud lnsuror. Four llerekley county residents; one for allegedly stripping and burning his own car, doing the same to another man'js car, and automobile theft of a third car. free under fl.'SOO bond, pending a trial; two of the four car theft, bond $600 botid each pending trial; aud fourth, burning automobile of another person, $500 bond ponding trial. Three persons bound over in Orangeburg county; alleged conspiracy to defraud iusuror. One resident of Marlboro county; churge, burning car to defraud lnsuror. The South Carolina Automobile as[ sodatIon has -pointed out tlsat, "In New England states Ore insurance on automobiles costs the policyholder 25 cents to 60 cents per $100 of insurance. depending on whether the car . is new or old and the make of the car Insured. "In the Middle-Western states this same Insurance costs the policyholder 25 cents to 70 cents for $100 of insurance. In California it Is 20 cents to 50 cents and in South Carolina it is 95 cents to $1.50 per $100 of insurance ?the highest of state rates. In other words, the people of South Carolina 'are forced to pay five to seven times as much for fl^re protection on their automobiles as the people of California." a CLASSES PUT ON ANNUAL BANQUET AT BARON DeKALB SCHOOL The Junior class of Baron Deleft lb school entertained the seniors with Its annual banquet Friday evening, May 4 in the home economics department of the high school. The "land of cotton" motif was carried throughout the decorations, entertainment and place cards. A number of songs about "Dixie" were given by students in negro costumes. During the evening songs were rendered by Mary Kate Jones and Carolyn Busbee and songs and tap dance numbers by Billy Jean West. A delicious menu of fruit cocktail, apple_ salad, baked chicken, rice and gravy, English peas, sweet corn, pickles, rolja and butter. Ice cream and cake, and Iced lea, was followed by dancing In the banquet hall. 'Miss Irvllle Jones, tenth grade sponsor, and-; Miss Ida West, home economics teacher, served as guidance directors to the junior class. The Koohlnoor diamond, legend says, was carried 6,000 years ago by the-hero Kama, whose dpeds are celebrated In the "Mahabharata." * - ?- - - w ~ " ' ' ' 1 ' ?- , Nobody's Business Written for Tfta Chronicle by Use McGas, Copyright, 1?M Something New Under The Sun mr, slim chance, Jr.. hus Invented a windshield wiper for his specs. he hud so much trouble keeping them clean so's he could aee how to read the funny pupora, he decided to have a automatic wiper for the auld specs and thiia save him and the world a lot of worry bout keeping spots oft of them. it will be called the "chuuce specs wiper." a patient haa benn applied for thru the department of aggerculture. tliia-wiper will operate somewhat like a auto-mobeol windshield wiper. It will have 1a: llttte fan-type wiper faatened ou each lenso. a string will hang down from them and be tied under a feller's chin, when aiK>ts appear on A-body'a glasses, all he or she will have to do is to work their lower Jaw, and presto! the specs are cleaned. these specs wipers will work automatically wheu a person Is eating, if gravy or coffee or somefthiug splashes on the specs, while you are chawing, the wipers will work and the specs will be kept clean all the time, these specs wipers will be especially flue for chewing gum chawers: they will move constantly in harmony with the Jaws, this will 'be a boon for the young folks wlto chaw gum all the time, no longer will enow and rain bother the speck-tickle wearer: he will bo relieved from hunting something soft to wipe his specs on. mr. chance, jr., is reddy to sell counties to anny agents who might want to peddle his pattent. he will manufacture the wipers hissolf and sell them at 1$ per sot. if a person j has only one eye, ho will have a single wiper for him or her at c50 each, i he will sell counties for 15$ each or 2 counties,for 25$. all requests must be made with cash and a cash 'order for not less than 25 wipers, when the wipers are not wiping, they will hang to the left and right of a feller's Jaws, out of the way. but if he coihmeuces to chaw tobacker or sumthing, he will have to lock them s<* they won't work, rite or foam mr. chance if Interested. yores trulie, mike lark, rfd, state distributor Another Enterprise for Flat Rock mr. slim chance, Jr., is building a big dam on slmkin creek which will be called the "last chance swimming pool." It will have diving boards and the watter will be 6 feets deep where yore heads goe? down Into If from it, and It-will have onther place in It that is ankle deep for the kide to wade in and still another place In It that Is knee deep fir wlmmen without pretty Aggers to wade In width their clothers on. ? this pool will be made out of clear watter and he will put allum In it every other night to kill germs which have crewled off of people and he will also have the watter tested for purity toy the state government So's you wont get plzened If you ewaler some of It thru axcldent while swimming around ansoforCh In It. he has a special place for folks to swim on their backB In and another deep hole for them to tread the watter with their boddies standing erect. mr. chance Is financing this by hlsaelf except his dady loant him the -TTTOTTney." tT> ~tou11(r "Tire "dfiffiT WTTff' ahd" allso the bath-houaea of which there will be 3, as followers: 2 for wlmmln and one for men. they are a 100 feet apart so's one can't peep Into the other while she Is changing, lights will be put In them allso. he inougftl sell beer and soft drinks at his swimming hole if he can buy them on creddlck and sell them for cash, ho Is a big hustler ansoforth. mr. eddltor. If you will run a nice peace in yore paper for slim chance with a bathing beauty's picture at the top of yore collum, he will give you and yore wife and 6 mean younguns a ticket to bath In his pool at least once a month, rite or foam him at once if you intend to except his very kind offer, he being a deacon In the church he will not stay open betwixt 10:30 and 11:15 o'clock on Sunday mornings, thus givving all , sinners a chance to go to preeching. this is going to prove a big asset to flat rock and community and it means cleaner livvlng for all who hae cl6 and a bathing suit and will use both, yores trulie, mike lark corry spondent MT.'PISGAH HOLDS GRADUATING EXERCISES The ML Pijgaii High School held !th <*!: vraduatiug exercises Monday nigh:, May 6th, in the schorl auditorium Mrs. Ka'Lceii P. ;Ls County .Superintended of h itjt-m delivered diplomas to the sixteen Members ? of the graduating class with'Edward Bradley speaking as Selutatorlan and Kims Taylor, Valedictorian. Mr. .C. 1 C. Arrants, principal of- the grammar ' school delivered the certificates of attendance ancL honor_ awards to the Grammar grade pupils. Elms Taylor led with honors, and in addition has the outstanding record of having attended his entire school life of eleven years without being absent or tardy a single time. RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT i The Woman's Auxiliary of Liberty IIIII Presbyterian church Hubmit the] followliiK resolutions at the passing of Mrs Callie K. Richards. The resolutions bore the signatures of Mrs H. S. Hlgglua and Mra. F. II. Floyd: "Whereas, That we wish to express our sincere appreciation of her dillKent and faithful service as a church member, this organisation, u Sunday School teacher, and a leader of young people. "That she will bo held, always in loving remembrance as a devoted mother, a .oyal and generous neighbor to white and colored. "That In her death we humbly bow to the will of God, who doeth all thluKH well. "That as a body we extend to her family our love and deepest sympathy. "That we, her fellow workers, shall keep her memory in our hearts and pray that we may "walk by the same rule," "That a copy of these resolutions bo sent to her bereaved family, newspapers and recorded in the minutes of our Woman's Auxiliary. A beloved author once said: "1 cannot say, I will not say That Bhe Is dead, she Is Just away." Mt. Plagah Club Mooting The Mt. Plsgah Home DetpoustratIonv club held Ite regular monthly mooting with Mrs. George Fa lie, the third Wednesday In April. The club song. "Carolina," was jung. The devotional was given by Mrs. George Falle. The agriculture committee had charge of the program. Mrs. Mae [Bird, the chairman, Introduced O, O. Harmon, the teacher of agrtoulture In the Mt. Plsgah school. He gave a most timely and valuable talk on yard lawna and other accessories of the yard. Then Mlaa Fewell took charge and explained the triple A program to the ladiea which was very full of instruction and information to the rural women. A number of humorous and Interesting games were played. Then a moat delicious lunch consisting of chicken salad, pickles, crackers, caramel cake and punch was served by Mrs. Falle, assisted by Mr*.' Mae Bird and Mlaa Alene Sowell. Tonl Novlska, Polish dancer, who escaped her native country by tramping two days over mountains Into Hungary, when Germany Invaded Poland, Is In this country where she export 8 a film career. i iJCOS * 00 Facts That Concern You No, 18 of a ?eri** j || about ii sss& and bbswata? *!?fSS> rrssrvj THIS IS WHAT BEKR IS MADE OF . . . Sunshine, water, malted grain?and hops for flavor. Converted into beer bv a simple natural process. Mother Nature brews beer?that is why it is so wholesome. A - I> PROVIDED BY If, S. 'RRMERS ? 15 BILLION POUNDS OP FARM PRODUCTS NEEDED BY BCER ANO ALF. Since re-legalization, the brewing industry nas bought this enormous quantity of produce from American farmers. MM AND ALK CONTRIBUTK $1,000,000 A DAY IN TAX If TO LOCAL, STATE, AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS. Or $400,000,000 a year! What wouldhappen if there were no beer or ale to carry this enormous tax burden?" "THANKS fOR THi lfli .. JO?l"....say 1,000,000- . people put to work by beer and ale since their return. More than 100 other industries benefit/frorn the I making and sale of beer and ale. BIER CAME OVER ON THE MAYFLOWER-Pilgrim roc ords toll how the landing of the Mayflower was hastened because the Pilgrims ran short of supplies, "especially beer." |Jf ' MILD, WHOLESOME m 3EVERMGIS FOR HOME ENTER rAIHMINT. Always easy to serve, beer and ale are favored bv many hosts and hosteases for hpme entertainment. Tasty, mild and wholesome?they are ideal beverages for moderation parties. A NEW PLAN TO COOPI ERATE WITH LAW ENI FORCEMENT OFFICERS. Yoa will want to know al>out | beer's now plan to "clean-up or close-tip" retail establish I - mcnts that permit abuses. 1 This plan is in effect in a | number of. state*. It is being extended. Ask us for free ! booklet. Write: UnitedI Brewers industrial Foundation, 19 East 40th Street, | New York, N. Y. / - BEER.,, a beverage of moderation UJL" " > " 1 . 1 . i ?gwea-g? H M Afl < V_-/ f course your family enjoys the fresh, full-flavored goodness of Southern Bread ... NOW with Twin-Pack, the new twoin-one loaf, you can give them two fresh servings to every loaf. Open one half . save the other for another meal. The individual, airtight wrapper preserves the oven-freshness and flavor . . . keeps dryness out . . there are no dried out slices to throw away. You'll give your vote of * thanks to Southern Bread in the new ^Twin-Pack, Try 4t ?see if you don Yen-?-? joy its goodness . freshness and economy. 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