The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 17, 1940, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
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j \s m are going out on the limb?
1right out to the end, by predicting
tho re-elect ton of Franklin D. Roosevelt
for a third term. Aud our reason
is simple. The manner In whloh the
German nation Is mopping up in Europe
a dtstlnce 'threat to the United
Stales. Germany seeks to rule all
of Kuropei It the armies of Hitler continue
to achieve success In the future
as they have already done so |ar In
the war, the dreaiu Of the German dictator
to be ruler ofc Europe will be
realised., And then will come the desire
to become ruler of the world. In
the fuce of this situation It seems to
us t tie re Is now no alternative but to
kttep Roosevelt In power. We believe
the majority of Americans will be reluctant
to change horses In the middle
of a mess such as the world Is
in I red In.*
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l^ast Sunday was Mother's day. It
is one day set aside as a tribute to
the sweetest lady In the world) Why
only one day of the year? If 1 had
my life to live over again, If I could
recall my sainted mother from that
hilfside up In Wisconsin, I would ^oe
that every day was mother's day.
Like so many other things that go to i
make up life on this mundane sphere,
tin. present Is always a period of vain
regret. -~y.\ . : r?
l p In the old home town in Wisconsin
they are embarking on a Class D
baseball program., The daily paper
requested suggestions for naming tlfe
team The judges decided on 'Winnebago
White Cajls."' Ye Gods, what a
name for a baseball club. There was!
sonn- relief when the paper took the
bull by the horns and decided a j
three word name was top heavy and
<hlistened the sluggers "Panthers."
Well, that's better, but what's the
matter with some good -old nicknames
like "Cubs", "Reds," "Red Sox,"
"browns," ?some name you can sort
of spit out without twisting your
tongue.^' ' ~
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Anyhow, we congrat the natives up
in Fondy on getting back into pro
ba-.-ball and we hop? Harry Rice will
give the community a winning team.
Rice, by the way was manager In DeLand
of the Florida state league and
of the Cordele, Ga., team.
Back a score of years when Fondy
was In the W. I. league, they turned
3Ut such baseball aces as Castey Stenjel,
Mike Bancroft, Milton Stock, Pete
Rusting, Jack Warhop, Burley Grimes,
Pink Hawley and many others who
really went places in the big time.
Do you remember back last full fol
lowing (he Oamden-Oaffoey high football
game fhl? department had aome
uide thing* ^ say about tlu? iiaffuey
high baud, declaring it to be the topa
of any playing ou the Oamdeu Held
during the season. This baud weut to
the southern band contest in' Florida
last week and took first tenors in the
H. division. The utuelo critics said
it was ouo of the best small to^n
groups they had ever llsteued to.
Nelle Brooks SJtull thinks the country
needs a woman President "as bad
as a woman needs garters; to keep
things from slipping." And for a long
time we always assumed that women
"rolled their own."
A headline lu a state paper reads
"Pests With IJs Despite Cold Weather."
Why not say "including eold
weather."
An Italian speaker over the air last
Sunday night said all Italy is of the |
same mind as Mussolini. And what
for heaven's sake, is on Mussolini's
mind?
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By the way, don't forget the polo
game next Sunday. It will be Joe
Bates and his Knights of Wateree
against Charley DuBose and his
Moonlight Knights. Ouch.
Here is the way the foursomes will
lineup. Wateree: Robertson, Little'
Tupper and Bates. Camden: Burns, I
DuBose, Boykln and Lightfoot. NufT
aed.
When We mentioned last week the
fact that oldsters ^claimed that during (
the >forty years or more polo has been
played on the number one Held there
has not been a game in which the
teams were ill/action when the Seaboard
choo ehoo passed on the way
to New York, we told the managing i
editor that publicity would shatter *
the jinx.
Yes, slr-eve-e, It sure nuff did. Last
Thursday in the fifth chukker of the :
polo game the Seaboard rattler puffed
by at a time when the polo players
wpre doing an adagio over the turf.
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So now Ancrum Boykin, Postmaster (
DuBose and a few others who have
had their afternoons spoiled by the
tension of wondering if "today is the
day." The Jinx has been shattered and
we'll wager the choo choo (will puff,
by during many action periods from
now on.
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?The Camden netters continued their
fine play last Thursday by defeating j
the Florence high net team. The,
Camden ball club dropped a listless i
game to Darlington the same after-1
noon. The game ^wotmd up the high {
school diamond season. From now j
on it will be Legion baseball and we
hope the fans offer better support to
this venture than they did to the high
school program.
The latest figures released by the
British ministry of transport report
that the sale of new cars In Britain
fell 77.3 per cent during the "hrst four j
months of the war as compared to
the. corresponding months of 1938.'
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Burning of Cora Being
Fought in Thia State
Cooperation of law enforcement officers.
In South Carolina to combat the
stripping and burning of automobiles
with Intent to collecting Insurance
has resulted in the proaecutlou of a
number of cases to be tried by courts
in this state In May and June.
The state's automobile association
is bucking the light of officers to reduce
such losses aud secure lower insurance
rates for South Carolina. \
Some of the cases to be brought up
soon are:
Man, free under $1,000 bond, pending
trial at llamberg, for allegedly
burnlug automobile with intent to defraud
lnsuror.
Four llerekley county residents;
one for allegedly stripping and burning
his own car, doing the same to
another man'js car, and automobile
theft of a third car. free under fl.'SOO
bond, pending a trial; two of the four
car theft, bond $600 botid each pending
trial; aud fourth, burning automobile
of another person, $500 bond
ponding trial.
Three persons bound over in Orangeburg
county; alleged conspiracy
to defraud iusuror.
One resident of Marlboro county;
churge, burning car to defraud lnsuror.
The South Carolina Automobile as[
sodatIon has -pointed out tlsat, "In
New England states Ore insurance on
automobiles costs the policyholder 25
cents to 60 cents per $100 of insurance.
depending on whether the car
. is new or old and the make of the
car Insured.
"In the Middle-Western states this
same Insurance costs the policyholder
25 cents to 70 cents for $100 of insurance.
In California it Is 20 cents to
50 cents and in South Carolina it is
95 cents to $1.50 per $100 of insurance
?the highest of state rates. In other
words, the people of South Carolina
'are forced to pay five to seven times
as much for fl^re protection on their
automobiles as the people of California."
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CLASSES PUT ON ANNUAL BANQUET
AT BARON DeKALB SCHOOL
The Junior class of Baron Deleft lb
school entertained the seniors with
Its annual banquet Friday evening,
May 4 in the home economics department
of the high school.
The "land of cotton" motif was carried
throughout the decorations, entertainment
and place cards. A number
of songs about "Dixie" were given
by students in negro costumes. During
the evening songs were rendered
by Mary Kate Jones and Carolyn Busbee
and songs and tap dance numbers
by Billy Jean West.
A delicious menu of fruit cocktail,
apple_ salad, baked chicken, rice and
gravy, English peas, sweet corn, pickles,
rolja and butter. Ice cream and
cake, and Iced lea, was followed by
dancing In the banquet hall. 'Miss Irvllle
Jones, tenth grade sponsor, and-;
Miss Ida West, home economics
teacher, served as guidance directors
to the junior class.
The Koohlnoor diamond, legend
says, was carried 6,000 years ago by
the-hero Kama, whose dpeds are celebrated
In the "Mahabharata."
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Nobody's Business
Written for Tfta Chronicle by Use
McGas, Copyright, 1?M
Something New Under The Sun
mr, slim chance, Jr.. hus Invented
a windshield wiper for his specs. he
hud so much trouble keeping them
clean so's he could aee how to read
the funny pupora, he decided to have
a automatic wiper for the auld specs
and thiia save him and the world a
lot of worry bout keeping spots oft
of them.
it will be called the "chuuce specs
wiper." a patient haa benn applied
for thru the department of aggerculture.
tliia-wiper will operate somewhat
like a auto-mobeol windshield
wiper. It will have 1a: llttte fan-type
wiper faatened ou each lenso. a
string will hang down from them and
be tied under a feller's chin, when
aiK>ts appear on A-body'a glasses, all
he or she will have to do is to work
their lower Jaw, and presto! the specs
are cleaned.
these specs wipers will work automatically
wheu a person Is eating, if
gravy or coffee or somefthiug splashes
on the specs, while you are chawing,
the wipers will work and the specs
will be kept clean all the time, these
specs wipers will be especially flue
for chewing gum chawers: they will
move constantly in harmony with the
Jaws, this will 'be a boon for the
young folks wlto chaw gum all the
time, no longer will enow and rain
bother the speck-tickle wearer: he
will bo relieved from hunting something
soft to wipe his specs on.
mr. chance, jr., is reddy to sell
counties to anny agents who might
want to peddle his pattent. he will
manufacture the wipers hissolf and
sell them at 1$ per sot. if a person j
has only one eye, ho will have a single
wiper for him or her at c50 each, i
he will sell counties for 15$ each or
2 counties,for 25$. all requests must
be made with cash and a cash 'order
for not less than 25 wipers, when
the wipers are not wiping, they will
hang to the left and right of a feller's
Jaws, out of the way. but if he
coihmeuces to chaw tobacker or sumthing,
he will have to lock them s<*
they won't work, rite or foam mr.
chance if Interested.
yores trulie,
mike lark, rfd,
state distributor
Another Enterprise for Flat Rock
mr. slim chance, Jr., is building a
big dam on slmkin creek which will
be called the "last chance swimming
pool." It will have diving boards and
the watter will be 6 feets deep where
yore heads goe? down Into If from it,
and It-will have onther place in It that
is ankle deep for the kide to wade
in and still another place In It that
Is knee deep fir wlmmen without pretty
Aggers to wade In width their
clothers on.
? this pool will be made out of clear
watter and he will put allum In it
every other night to kill germs which
have crewled off of people and he will
also have the watter tested for purity
toy the state government So's you
wont get plzened If you ewaler some
of It thru axcldent while swimming
around ansoforCh In It. he has a special
place for folks to swim on their
backB In and another deep hole for
them to tread the watter with their
boddies standing erect.
mr. chance Is financing this by hlsaelf
except his dady loant him the
-TTTOTTney." tT> ~tou11(r "Tire "dfiffiT WTTff' ahd"
allso the bath-houaea of which there
will be 3, as followers: 2 for wlmmln
and one for men. they are a
100 feet apart so's one can't peep Into
the other while she Is changing, lights
will be put In them allso. he inougftl
sell beer and soft drinks at his swimming
hole if he can buy them on creddlck
and sell them for cash, ho Is a
big hustler ansoforth.
mr. eddltor. If you will run a nice
peace in yore paper for slim chance
with a bathing beauty's picture at
the top of yore collum, he will give
you and yore wife and 6 mean younguns
a ticket to bath In his pool at
least once a month, rite or foam him
at once if you intend to except his
very kind offer, he being a deacon
In the church he will not stay open
betwixt 10:30 and 11:15 o'clock on
Sunday mornings, thus givving all
, sinners a chance to go to preeching.
this is going to prove a big asset to
flat rock and community and it means
cleaner livvlng for all who hae cl6
and a bathing suit and will use both,
yores trulie,
mike lark
corry spondent
MT.'PISGAH HOLDS
GRADUATING EXERCISES
The ML Pijgaii High School held
!th <*!: vraduatiug exercises Monday
nigh:, May 6th, in the schorl auditorium
Mrs. Ka'Lceii P. ;Ls County
.Superintended of h itjt-m delivered
diplomas to the sixteen Members
? of the graduating class with'Edward
Bradley speaking as Selutatorlan and
Kims Taylor, Valedictorian. Mr. .C.
1 C. Arrants, principal of- the grammar
' school delivered the certificates of attendance
ancL honor_ awards to the
Grammar grade pupils.
Elms Taylor led with honors, and
in addition has the outstanding record
of having attended his entire
school life of eleven years without
being absent or tardy a single time.
RESOLUTIONS OF RESPECT
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The Woman's Auxiliary of Liberty
IIIII Presbyterian church Hubmit the]
followliiK resolutions at the passing of
Mrs Callie K. Richards. The resolutions
bore the signatures of Mrs H.
S. Hlgglua and Mra. F. II. Floyd:
"Whereas, That we wish to express
our sincere appreciation of her dillKent
and faithful service as a church
member, this organisation, u Sunday
School teacher, and a leader of young
people.
"That she will bo held, always in
loving remembrance as a devoted
mother, a .oyal and generous neighbor
to white and colored.
"That In her death we humbly bow
to the will of God, who doeth all
thluKH well.
"That as a body we extend to her
family our love and deepest sympathy.
"That we, her fellow workers, shall
keep her memory in our hearts and
pray that we may "walk by the same
rule,"
"That a copy of these resolutions
bo sent to her bereaved family, newspapers
and recorded in the minutes
of our Woman's Auxiliary.
A beloved author once said:
"1 cannot say, I will not say
That Bhe Is dead, she Is Just away."
Mt. Plagah Club Mooting
The Mt. Plsgah Home DetpoustratIonv
club held Ite regular monthly
mooting with Mrs. George Fa lie, the
third Wednesday In April. The club
song. "Carolina," was jung. The devotional
was given by Mrs. George
Falle. The agriculture committee had
charge of the program. Mrs. Mae
[Bird, the chairman, Introduced O, O.
Harmon, the teacher of agrtoulture
In the Mt. Plsgah school. He gave a
most timely and valuable talk on
yard lawna and other accessories of
the yard. Then Mlaa Fewell took
charge and explained the triple A
program to the ladiea which was very
full of instruction and information to
the rural women.
A number of humorous and Interesting
games were played. Then a
moat delicious lunch consisting of
chicken salad, pickles, crackers, caramel
cake and punch was served by
Mrs. Falle, assisted by Mr*.' Mae Bird
and Mlaa Alene Sowell.
Tonl Novlska, Polish dancer, who
escaped her native country by tramping
two days over mountains Into
Hungary, when Germany Invaded Poland,
Is In this country where she export
8 a film career.
i iJCOS * 00 Facts That Concern You No, 18 of a ?eri** j
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ii sss& and bbswata?
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THIS IS WHAT BEKR IS MADE OF . . .
Sunshine, water, malted grain?and
hops for flavor. Converted into beer
bv a simple natural process. Mother
Nature brews beer?that is why it
is so wholesome. A
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PROVIDED BY If, S. 'RRMERS ?
15 BILLION POUNDS OP FARM
PRODUCTS NEEDED BY BCER ANO
ALF. Since re-legalization, the
brewing industry nas bought this
enormous quantity of produce
from American farmers.
MM AND ALK CONTRIBUTK
$1,000,000 A DAY IN
TAX If TO LOCAL, STATE,
AND FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS.
Or $400,000,000 a
year! What wouldhappen
if there were no beer or
ale to carry this enormous
tax burden?"
"THANKS fOR THi
lfli .. JO?l"....say 1,000,000- .
people put to work by beer and ale
since their return. More than 100
other industries benefit/frorn the
I making and sale of beer and ale.
BIER CAME OVER ON THE
MAYFLOWER-Pilgrim roc
ords toll how the landing
of the Mayflower was
hastened because the
Pilgrims ran short of supplies,
"especially beer."
|Jf ' MILD, WHOLESOME
m 3EVERMGIS FOR HOME ENTER rAIHMINT. Always easy to
serve, beer and ale are favored bv many hosts and hosteases
for hpme entertainment. Tasty, mild and wholesome?they
are ideal beverages for moderation parties.
A NEW PLAN TO COOPI
ERATE WITH LAW ENI
FORCEMENT OFFICERS.
Yoa will want to know al>out
| beer's now plan to "clean-up
or close-tip" retail establish I
- mcnts that permit abuses.
1 This plan is in effect in a
| number of. state*. It is being
extended. Ask us for free
! booklet. Write: UnitedI
Brewers industrial Foundation,
19 East 40th Street,
| New York, N. Y. / -
BEER.,, a beverage of moderation
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