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J- c. cox I Sanitary Plumbing and Heating TELEPHONE 433-J Estimates Furnished on Short Notice A FISH STORY Uh* editor of the Sabula, Iowa, Ga|Ue tells this one: w nt a-tithing yesterday to ^ what 1 could get, mbled to the river where The water seemed all wet ? I sat fishing on the bank With "moon" to quench my drought snake came sliding by me With a bull-frog in his mouth. stUe i t'"o snake back of its Head and took out Mist Frog ,n.(i with the snake's mouth Open 1 poured in a slug of grog, tossed the snake off in the Grass "nd us#<f the frog for bait id fig in <*d we were even for That moonshine sure was great. t I remained there fishing With neither stop nor pause, ff!t a nudge against my arm And turned to learn, the cause. >u m-a-y think I'm a liar, Hut us sure as ipork is hog, m snake had come back again? He'd caught another frog! IE MOOSE IS A MERRY ONE j; . Looks hike a Story Book Animal, and He Feeds Under Water. The moose is the largest of our id mammals. His curious head, th its large, odd nose, the broad, Imated antlers, and the pendant ell" below the throat, all combine make him seem like a storybook imal. Because of his long legs he is taller ar. a horse. Though large and avy 'ne is able to travel almost isfles-ly through his northern me in the thickets of alder, birch, ma rack, along the edges of slow)' ' -teams and shallow lakes. H- i.- i'<uut of water-plants, leaf, >!r. a'.ti loot. These delicacies he ?k- a* ':g during the season when t aie growing and the |ve- arc \'>u:ig. He is sometimes r?r.a-:ly cmered by water when he i . - |..r food at the bottom. 11- : atui ally a >hy creature uni:v i-ady .M-ek his mate; then i t'-umpeting call means challenge a'r: intruders, and. in his conflicts, j-o ho strong forefeet as well his heavy antlers. He is found le forest areas of northern North lema a.- far south as Maine, Minlc;a art.! Wyoming, and under profior. he may continue to occupy se area.- for many years in the ure. Just Another Legend loiuint.i t S. May 21.?The pop-1 r ! -?no that a coachwhip snake I tit- a person to a tree, whip him bath ami then stick the end of Mii up his nose to see if he is II breathing is absolutely false, rs John a. Crawford, director of ysi'ai (duration for men, Universoi South Carolina, t won id be impossible for the ich whip to tie a person to a tree, j tau.M ii i< not a constrictor. Should Learn Rhymes lolumbia. S. C., May 21.?"Mother! >*- rii\im s should be tauglit young I'lr-i! It<-cause it instills in them j b'-cuiiiings of an appreciation of | > ! !n-rtiure," declares Dr. G. A. -uclii.i..-. professor of English lang!' a; literature, University of ith ' a rolina. I CANT BUN!) CHILDREN We sometimes overlook the fact that what the children learn in the school room* is only a part of their education. Recently the board of education in a middle western industrial city appointed a committee to make a survey of the citizenship training that was being given in the city's schools. The committee presently reported that the courses were muking a fine showing, except for the fact,, that the children were learning too much about their city outside of school hours. In class the children were taught all about the principles of government, how it is supposed to operate, what the ideals of democracy are. Then in their homes und through other contacts they were linding out that things don't always work that way. They were discovering that the practices in democratic government don't always jibe with the theories. The result was that they were concluding that their school room training was all very pretty, but that it didn't mean much. A chiW who hears his parents boasting about some evasion of the law, who sees teachers going unpaid while political gangs are leading up the public payrolls preparatory to election day, who sees criminals escaping justice, is receiving a liberal education in government that can't be found in the school -ijooks. No wonder if he 'begins to think that ideals don't mean much in government. The antidote, of course, is a different attitude on the part of his parents and citizens generally. We can put all the fine theories we like into the school books, but they won't have much effect unless we ourselves show a disposition to follow them. We can't achieve perfection over night, but if by our example we inspire I perfection over night, but if by curl example we inspire our children with a sincere feeling that political virtue is worth while we will be doing much toward obtaining it. If we demonstrate disregard for it we cannot complain if they follow our teaching rather than that of the school books. ?Daily News, Saginaw, Mich. "HeJIo, Dad," Said Prince One day an American officer was recounoitering in the war zone when lie met a pleasant-faced boy in the uniform of a British subalteron. "Who are you?" he challenged. "The Prince of Wales." the young man replied. "Sure," replied the American colonel, with an accent of derisive skepticism. "Who are you, sir?" asked the young man. "Oh, I'm the King of Kngland," said the officer. "Beut it." Some night later the two men met in a Red Cross hut and the American was visibly embarrassed on learning that the young man, really was the Prince of Wales. With a twinkle In his eye, the Prince waved him a ' friendly greeting and called out choer1 fully. "Hello, dad."?New York Tri| bune Magazine. A collection of letters written by Walt Whitman, American poet and wit, recently sold In London at auction. brought the sum of $S.275. JUST A TRUNKFUL! ) "*HKKE smiling young stowaways demonstrate tho ample space mailable for luggage, golf clubs or r?Pbies of a shopping expedition, Dund in tho trunk compartment of ho now Ford V-8 Touring Sedans, w > of tho new de luxo typos recentr announced by the Ford Motor o::.|tllny. The trunk compartment -with is cubic feet of space?is an ih^ront part of the design of the hdnr and Fordor Touring Sedan &dy typo?. All the space is used for luggage, the spare tire being carried conventionally at the rear, while an Inner compartment under the floor provides space for tools. The trunk compartments may bo locked with the same key that fits the tire lock. The new touring sedans were designed to provide ample luggage carrying facilities for families doing extensive traveling who wish to utilize the car interior for passengers. They have proved thus far to be among the most popular Ford body types. j WITH OTIIKK PAPERS ; An optimist is a nih.it who < lalms to be losing money blower than he ev i **r dit) before. Spring held Union. | It i.s some consolation to the pedes- j triun that the latest auto-strike is at ( tlie factory.---Norfolk Vlrginlu-I'iloi, , Other nations will please not attack us until 15140. It will tuke us that long to get ready. - The Pathfinder r The state practically every other European State now borders on is hostility. ? Arkansas Gazette. Americanism: Feeding and pump- * crlng the crowd that cause the most 1 trouble.?Florida Times-Union * ? ' 1 Miss Democracy has to keep glancing in every mirror to see whether * her hat is on straight ?Jut kson- ' (Miss.) Daily News 1 i It Senator Dong regards himself as ' a national asset he may he cxaggerat- ' ing by only two letters. Philadelphia Inquirer. < One trouble iH that when a standing ' army gets big enough, it grows tired of hanging around and wants to go somewhere.?Boston Herald. Men who understand women > are very young and inexperienced. Moreover, they are big liars.?Orangeburg Times-Democrat. Massachusetts Society of Beekeepers wants a law to compel registration of bees. Put FERA on the job.? < Yorkville Enquirer. Baby bonds are now on sale. Here's . hoping no purchaser will have to walk \ the floor with them later on.?Wichita Eagle. If American nations were as susplc* ' ions of one another as European na- 1 tions, we could end most of our unemployment by hiring spies.?Witchi- ' ta Eagle. < A judge suggests that lawyers reins.. to defend the guilty. lioes In- 1 want them to starve.?Greenville Observer. With one Legislature after another abolishing heart balm, it's got so a girl doesn't know whether she's being deceived in the right State.?Richmond Times-Dispatch. We wont say that war is certain but we will say that unless tlmr.- Is some lighting the nations have a lot of useless equipment on their hands. ?Orangeburg Times-Democrat. I liis would I).* a glorious epitaph: "He climbed the ladder of success without putting bis feet on the fingers 1 of men on lower rungs."?Greenville Observer. "The worst e.nemie? of advertising are the people who abuse it. Advertising is nmeh like a person; if it doesn't tell the truth it cannot be relied upon."?N. W. Ayer and Son. What was the use of saving for a rainy day when government comes i along and takes it away from you to I give those who had a good time with j their money and did not save it for i a rainy day??Greenville Observt r Brevity is not a virtue with those who send out free propaganda to the newspapers. If it was, they might get some of tUeir stuff printed occasionally.?Memphis (Mo.) Democrat. Brethern. there is a problem that we are utterly unable to solve and harmonize. "How is it that pretty much everybody is supposed to be busted and on relief, while all ride in automobiles?"?Calhoun Times. I see by the papers that Papa and Mamma bioiiiK-, parents of- tlTO farnous quintuplets and half dozen other younguns to their credit, are expecting another blessed event. Looks like the Dionncs have gone stork crazy. Monroe Enquirer. Judging from what happened to the I Republican party in 1933, there is no Republican party. Judging from the Democratic platform in 1932, there is no Democratlec party today.?Atchi- j son Globe. Remember When A familiar sound in the dead of ' the night, and usually the only sound after eleven o'clock, was the even rhythm of the horse's feet as the village doctor made his rounds, and then some years later when the lights of an automobile at night meant that the doctor was coming for few persons other than doctors owned automobiles and those that did never used them after dark, and a few more years and there were enough owners of automobiles to make up parties to take rides out on the highways at night, there being safety in numbers, said automobiles sticking together and making the great speed of about j fifteen miles an hour.?Orangeburg j1 Times-Democrat. ??? A gang of armed hijackers stole a j truck and Its cargo of silks valued at $14,000, from a prominent street corner in Philadelphia. The'truck was en route from Murphysboro, Tenn., to Patterson, N. J. Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes will attend the annual judicial conference of the fourth judicial district, to be held at Aahevillo, N. C., Juno 6-8. e New Circular Shows (heat Opportunity; Clem*on. Mu) 11. "The uppurtunity was never belter in South faro- J lina for tho>e dairy fanners who have ke.pt their herds on u hikh plane, who have used the la-st bulls obtainable, ?nd have grown out their young stock," says C. (i. Cushman, extension iairy specialist. "To those who have not done so, substantial rewards will ome from an a bout-dace now to a >rograin of better breeding and feedng." As an aid to farmers in taking advantage of this opportunity, Mr. rushman has prepared Extension Circular 141, Looking Ahead in Dairying, which may be had free upon request from the publications detriment at Clemson College. Mr. Oushman states that South Carolina is now faced with a dairy :ow population of decidedly inferior quality. This, he thinks, can mean but one thing, h shortage of good cows and dairy products and substantially strong prices for both. Asserting that the dairy farmers i?f South Carolina must turn the tide in favor of better cows, Mr. Cushman concludes that in order to take advantage of both the increased sale price for good cows and the stronger price for dairy products now before uc, we must give attention to: I'sing bulls with an ancestral record of high production. Crowing out of all young cattle now coming on. Give Your Children Pet6 Every child should own some sort of pet. Sometimes it is hard on the pet, but it is good for the child, first, because it teaches him to love uiiiinals and birds. Second, it develops nnsellishness in the child. Third, it creates a certain sense of responsibility. Fourth, it gives to the child a conception of the meaning of ownership Many children are without pets because certain parents are too stingy or selfish to pay for ami put up with pets.?Southern Christian Advocate. man FOR GRADUATION I A pen and pencil set, guaranteed for one year, 98c, some higher. A beautiful assortment of candy* | j flashlights, pocket knives, stationery. Kastinan Kodaks j j from $1.00 up. | DePASS' DRUG STORE I Phone 10 THE KKXAI.h STORK Wa Deliver I Goose-Egg Hail In Greenville (ireenvillo, May 16.?An appeal for help wus today made by farmers of Duller township, of thin county, following a hall storm yesterday afternoon said to have been the most destructive In recent years. j .1 S. Ilurrell, lieadlUK the delegation. said many farmers vvero in dire need The) need seed with which to replant their cotton; and food on which to live while making a crop. Hardens, frotn which many had been deriving a partial livelihood in recent I weeks, were completely destroyed .by the hailstones, which were suhli to be larger than a hen's egg Mr. Ilurrell brought a number of hailstones to the city with him. Despite the hours of exposure, they were still nearly as large as an egg, and, were unusually brittle Wheat and oat crops were damaged severely, and Clarence Drown of the Flat Dock section, suld his Irish potatoes crop was cut "clean with the ground." lie exhibited a can of hailstones which he said, when gathered were the size of a gooso egg. Nothing "had been done early today towards extending relief to the stricken area. K. M. Combs, constable of I'erry county, is in jail at Deaumont, Miss., charged with the murder of W. W. Curry, a farmer. - afm!^SS jMany To Attend Summer School Newberry, H. I'., May 20.? Many reaervutiona are being received by Newberry College fro In students who plan to attend the summer session opening oij June 11. The inujorlty of those unending will be public school teuehera, although there will bo a [ large number of college students i aeekirtK additional credit on degrees. As UHual practically every aectioil of (lie stale will bo n presented in the student body and there will be studenta here from other states aa well. An able faculty of successful teachers will offer an extensive curriculum in Kdnraiion, Kngllsh, Languages. Social and Natural Sciences, Mathematics. Art. Penmanship, Muaic, liusineaa Administration, Expression and 'other courses. During the anminor term of six weeks a number of recreational featurea will be provided the students. Present IndleatioiiH are that the 11*35 Hummer session will bo an utiusually Hucceaaful one. First returns front the Oeot*giu referendum on the quostlon of prohibition repeal, indicate that repeal Ih leading by more than 8,000 votes. Indications are that the United Stutes senate will |>uhh the Wagner labor bill. 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