The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 24, 1935, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
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A FISH STORY
Uh* editor of the Sabula, Iowa, Ga|Ue
tells this one:
w nt a-tithing yesterday to
^ what 1 could get,
mbled to the river where
The water seemed all wet ?
I sat fishing on the bank
With "moon" to quench my drought
snake came sliding by me
With a bull-frog in his mouth.
stUe i t'"o snake back of its
Head and took out Mist Frog
,n.(i with the snake's mouth
Open 1 poured in a slug of grog,
tossed the snake off in the
Grass "nd us#<f the frog for bait
id fig in <*d we were even for
That moonshine sure was great.
t I remained there fishing
With neither stop nor pause,
ff!t a nudge against my arm
And turned to learn, the cause.
>u m-a-y think I'm a liar,
Hut us sure as ipork is hog,
m snake had come back again?
He'd caught another frog!
IE MOOSE IS A MERRY ONE
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. Looks hike a Story Book Animal,
and He Feeds Under Water.
The moose is the largest of our
id mammals. His curious head,
th its large, odd nose, the broad,
Imated antlers, and the pendant
ell" below the throat, all combine
make him seem like a storybook
imal.
Because of his long legs he is taller
ar. a horse. Though large and
avy 'ne is able to travel almost
isfles-ly through his northern
me in the thickets of alder, birch,
ma rack, along the edges of slow)' '
-teams and shallow lakes.
H- i.- i'<uut of water-plants, leaf,
>!r. a'.ti loot. These delicacies he
?k- a* ':g during the season when
t aie growing and the
|ve- arc \'>u:ig. He is sometimes
r?r.a-:ly cmered by water when he
i . - |..r food at the bottom.
11- : atui ally a >hy creature uni:v
i-ady .M-ek his mate; then
i t'-umpeting call means challenge
a'r: intruders, and. in his conflicts,
j-o ho strong forefeet as well
his heavy antlers. He is found
le forest areas of northern North
lema a.- far south as Maine, Minlc;a
art.! Wyoming, and under profior.
he may continue to occupy
se area.- for many years in the
ure.
Just Another Legend
loiuint.i t S. May 21.?The pop-1
r ! -?no that a coachwhip snake
I tit- a person to a tree, whip him
bath ami then stick the end of
Mii up his nose to see if he is
II breathing is absolutely false,
rs John a. Crawford, director of
ysi'ai (duration for men, Universoi
South Carolina,
t won id be impossible for the
ich whip to tie a person to a tree, j
tau.M ii i< not a constrictor.
Should Learn Rhymes
lolumbia. S. C., May 21.?"Mother!
>*- rii\im s should be tauglit young
I'lr-i! It<-cause it instills in them j
b'-cuiiiings of an appreciation of |
> ! !n-rtiure," declares Dr. G. A.
-uclii.i..-. professor of English lang!'
a; literature, University of
ith ' a rolina.
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CANT BUN!) CHILDREN
We sometimes overlook the fact
that what the children learn in the
school room* is only a part of their
education. Recently the board of education
in a middle western industrial
city appointed a committee to make
a survey of the citizenship training
that was being given in the city's
schools. The committee presently reported
that the courses were muking
a fine showing, except for the
fact,, that the children were learning
too much about their city outside of
school hours.
In class the children were taught
all about the principles of government,
how it is supposed to operate,
what the ideals of democracy are.
Then in their homes und through other
contacts they were linding out that
things don't always work that way.
They were discovering that the practices
in democratic government don't
always jibe with the theories. The
result was that they were concluding
that their school room training was
all very pretty, but that it didn't
mean much.
A chiW who hears his parents
boasting about some evasion of the
law, who sees teachers going unpaid
while political gangs are leading up
the public payrolls preparatory to
election day, who sees criminals escaping
justice, is receiving a liberal
education in government that can't
be found in the school -ijooks. No
wonder if he 'begins to think that
ideals don't mean much in government.
The antidote, of course, is a different
attitude on the part of his parents
and citizens generally. We can
put all the fine theories we like into
the school books, but they won't have
much effect unless we ourselves show
a disposition to follow them. We
can't achieve perfection over night,
but if by our example we inspire I
perfection over night, but if by curl
example we inspire our children with
a sincere feeling that political virtue
is worth while we will be doing
much toward obtaining it. If we demonstrate
disregard for it we cannot
complain if they follow our teaching
rather than that of the school books.
?Daily News, Saginaw, Mich.
"HeJIo, Dad," Said Prince
One day an American officer was
recounoitering in the war zone when
lie met a pleasant-faced boy in the
uniform of a British subalteron.
"Who are you?" he challenged.
"The Prince of Wales." the young
man replied.
"Sure," replied the American
colonel, with an accent of derisive
skepticism.
"Who are you, sir?" asked the
young man.
"Oh, I'm the King of Kngland,"
said the officer. "Beut it."
Some night later the two men met
in a Red Cross hut and the American
was visibly embarrassed on learning
that the young man, really was the
Prince of Wales. With a twinkle In
his eye, the Prince waved him a
' friendly greeting and called out choer1
fully. "Hello, dad."?New York Tri|
bune Magazine.
A collection of letters written by
Walt Whitman, American poet and
wit, recently sold In London at auction.
brought the sum of $S.275.
JUST A TRUNKFUL! )
"*HKKE smiling young stowaways
demonstrate tho ample space
mailable for luggage, golf clubs or
r?Pbies of a shopping expedition,
Dund in tho trunk compartment of
ho now Ford V-8 Touring Sedans,
w > of tho new de luxo typos recentr
announced by the Ford Motor
o::.|tllny. The trunk compartment
-with is cubic feet of space?is an
ih^ront part of the design of the
hdnr and Fordor Touring Sedan
&dy typo?. All the space is used for
luggage, the spare tire being carried
conventionally at the rear,
while an Inner compartment under
the floor provides space for tools.
The trunk compartments may bo
locked with the same key that fits
the tire lock. The new touring
sedans were designed to provide ample
luggage carrying facilities for
families doing extensive traveling
who wish to utilize the car interior
for passengers. They have proved
thus far to be among the most popular
Ford body types.
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WITH OTIIKK PAPERS ;
An optimist is a nih.it who < lalms
to be losing money blower than he ev i
**r dit) before. Spring held Union. |
It i.s some consolation to the pedes- j
triun that the latest auto-strike is at (
tlie factory.---Norfolk Vlrginlu-I'iloi, ,
Other nations will please not attack
us until 15140. It will tuke us that
long to get ready. - The Pathfinder
r
The state practically every other
European State now borders on is
hostility. ? Arkansas Gazette.
Americanism: Feeding and pump- *
crlng the crowd that cause the most 1
trouble.?Florida Times-Union *
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Miss Democracy has to keep glancing
in every mirror to see whether *
her hat is on straight ?Jut kson- '
(Miss.) Daily News 1
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It Senator Dong regards himself as '
a national asset he may he cxaggerat- '
ing by only two letters. Philadelphia
Inquirer. <
One trouble iH that when a standing '
army gets big enough, it grows tired
of hanging around and wants to go
somewhere.?Boston Herald.
Men who understand women > are
very young and inexperienced. Moreover,
they are big liars.?Orangeburg
Times-Democrat.
Massachusetts Society of Beekeepers
wants a law to compel registration
of bees. Put FERA on the job.? <
Yorkville Enquirer.
Baby bonds are now on sale. Here's .
hoping no purchaser will have to walk \
the floor with them later on.?Wichita
Eagle.
If American nations were as susplc* '
ions of one another as European na- 1
tions, we could end most of our unemployment
by hiring spies.?Witchi- '
ta Eagle. <
A judge suggests that lawyers reins..
to defend the guilty. lioes In- 1
want them to starve.?Greenville Observer.
With one Legislature after another
abolishing heart balm, it's got so a
girl doesn't know whether she's being
deceived in the right State.?Richmond
Times-Dispatch.
We wont say that war is certain
but we will say that unless tlmr.- Is
some lighting the nations have a lot
of useless equipment on their hands.
?Orangeburg Times-Democrat.
I liis would I).* a glorious epitaph:
"He climbed the ladder of success
without putting bis feet on the fingers 1
of men on lower rungs."?Greenville
Observer.
"The worst e.nemie? of advertising
are the people who abuse it. Advertising
is nmeh like a person; if it
doesn't tell the truth it cannot be
relied upon."?N. W. Ayer and Son.
What was the use of saving for a
rainy day when government comes i
along and takes it away from you to I
give those who had a good time with j
their money and did not save it for i
a rainy day??Greenville Observt r
Brevity is not a virtue with those
who send out free propaganda to the
newspapers. If it was, they might get
some of tUeir stuff printed occasionally.?Memphis
(Mo.) Democrat.
Brethern. there is a problem that
we are utterly unable to solve and
harmonize. "How is it that pretty
much everybody is supposed to be
busted and on relief, while all ride
in automobiles?"?Calhoun Times.
I see by the papers that Papa and
Mamma bioiiiK-, parents of- tlTO farnous
quintuplets and half dozen other
younguns to their credit, are expecting
another blessed event. Looks like
the Dionncs have gone stork crazy.
Monroe Enquirer.
Judging from what happened to the I
Republican party in 1933, there is no
Republican party. Judging from the
Democratic platform in 1932, there is
no Democratlec party today.?Atchi- j
son Globe.
Remember When
A familiar sound in the dead of '
the night, and usually the only sound
after eleven o'clock, was the even
rhythm of the horse's feet as the village
doctor made his rounds, and
then some years later when the lights
of an automobile at night meant that
the doctor was coming for few persons
other than doctors owned automobiles
and those that did never used
them after dark, and a few more
years and there were enough owners
of automobiles to make up parties
to take rides out on the highways at
night, there being safety in numbers,
said automobiles sticking together
and making the great speed of about j
fifteen miles an hour.?Orangeburg j1
Times-Democrat.
???
A gang of armed hijackers stole a j
truck and Its cargo of silks valued at
$14,000, from a prominent street corner
in Philadelphia. The'truck was
en route from Murphysboro, Tenn., to
Patterson, N. J.
Chief Justice Charles Evans Hughes
will attend the annual judicial conference
of the fourth judicial district,
to be held at Aahevillo, N. C., Juno
6-8.
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New Circular Shows
(heat Opportunity;
Clem*on. Mu) 11. "The uppurtunity
was never belter in South faro- J
lina for tho>e dairy fanners who have
ke.pt their herds on u hikh plane, who
have used the la-st bulls obtainable,
?nd have grown out their young
stock," says C. (i. Cushman, extension
iairy specialist. "To those who have
not done so, substantial rewards will
ome from an a bout-dace now to a
>rograin of better breeding and feedng."
As an aid to farmers in taking
advantage of this opportunity, Mr.
rushman has prepared Extension Circular
141, Looking Ahead in Dairying,
which may be had free upon request
from the publications detriment
at Clemson College.
Mr. Oushman states that South
Carolina is now faced with a dairy
:ow population of decidedly inferior
quality. This, he thinks, can mean
but one thing, h shortage of good
cows and dairy products and substantially
strong prices for both.
Asserting that the dairy farmers
i?f South Carolina must turn the tide
in favor of better cows, Mr. Cushman
concludes that in order to take advantage
of both the increased sale
price for good cows and the stronger
price for dairy products now before
uc, we must give attention to:
I'sing bulls with an ancestral record
of high production.
Crowing out of all young cattle
now coming on.
Give Your Children Pet6
Every child should own some sort
of pet. Sometimes it is hard on the
pet, but it is good for the child, first,
because it teaches him to love uiiiinals
and birds. Second, it develops
nnsellishness in the child. Third, it
creates a certain sense of responsibility.
Fourth, it gives to the child a
conception of the meaning of ownership
Many children are without pets because
certain parents are too stingy
or selfish to pay for ami put up with
pets.?Southern Christian Advocate.
man
FOR GRADUATION I
A pen and pencil set, guaranteed for one year,
98c, some higher. A beautiful assortment of candy* | j
flashlights, pocket knives, stationery. Kastinan Kodaks j j
from $1.00 up. |
DePASS' DRUG STORE I
Phone 10 THE KKXAI.h STORK Wa Deliver I
Goose-Egg Hail
In Greenville
(ireenvillo, May 16.?An appeal for
help wus today made by farmers of
Duller township, of thin county, following
a hall storm yesterday afternoon
said to have been the most destructive
In recent years. j
.1 S. Ilurrell, lieadlUK the delegation.
said many farmers vvero in dire
need The) need seed with which to
replant their cotton; and food on
which to live while making a crop.
Hardens, frotn which many had been
deriving a partial livelihood in recent I
weeks, were completely destroyed .by
the hailstones, which were suhli to
be larger than a hen's egg
Mr. Ilurrell brought a number of
hailstones to the city with him. Despite
the hours of exposure, they were
still nearly as large as an egg, and,
were unusually brittle
Wheat and oat crops were damaged
severely, and Clarence Drown of the
Flat Dock section, suld his Irish potatoes
crop was cut "clean with the
ground." lie exhibited a can of hailstones
which he said, when gathered
were the size of a gooso egg.
Nothing "had been done early today
towards extending relief to the
stricken area.
K. M. Combs, constable of I'erry
county, is in jail at Deaumont, Miss.,
charged with the murder of W. W.
Curry, a farmer.
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jMany To Attend
Summer School
Newberry, H. I'., May 20.? Many
reaervutiona are being received by
Newberry College fro In students who
plan to attend the summer session opening
oij June 11. The inujorlty of
those unending will be public school
teuehera, although there will bo a
[ large number of college students
i aeekirtK additional credit on degrees.
As UHual practically every aectioil of
(lie stale will bo n presented in the
student body and there will be studenta
here from other states aa well.
An able faculty of successful teachers
will offer an extensive curriculum
in Kdnraiion, Kngllsh, Languages.
Social and Natural Sciences, Mathematics.
Art. Penmanship, Muaic, liusineaa
Administration, Expression and
'other courses.
During the anminor term of six
weeks a number of recreational featurea
will be provided the students.
Present IndleatioiiH are that the
11*35 Hummer session will bo an utiusually
Hucceaaful one.
First returns front the Oeot*giu
referendum on the quostlon of prohibition
repeal, indicate that repeal
Ih leading by more than 8,000 votes.
Indications are that the United
Stutes senate will |>uhh the Wagner
labor bill. The bill la especially drawn
for the benefit of union -labor.
Thirty Million Miles
of Ford Economy
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More miles. Faster miles. Greater economy . . . that
2s the story c. the Ford V* &. There are ccuCmoiTC figures
from owners to show that it is the most economical
Ford car ever built.
A particularly interesting and complete report of
costs comes from a national fleet owner who has owned
854 Ford cars which have rim more than thirty million
miles in business use.
175 were Model T Fords which were run 5,017,075
|si| miles. 599 were Model A Ford cars which were run
24,041,632 miles. 80 are Ford V-8 cars which have been
run 2,982,886 miles.
This owner's cost records show that Ford V-8 cars
cost 12% less to operate than the Model A Fords and
31% less than the Model T Fords. And they covered
more miles per month 1 The monthly average for the
Model T Fords was 1509 miles. . . . For the Model A
Fords, 1866 miles.. . . And 2571 miles for the Ford V-8.
Each year the Ford car gives you more in value and
performance and costs you less to operate.
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